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[–]chazwmeadd 16 points17 points ago

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True Story: My dog (Spike) who passed away last year once attempted to jump the fence around my yard. Spike ran up a stack of fire wood and apparently decided that he could clear the top of the chain link fence and land safely on the other side. Spike, however, was wrong and had not taken into account the length of his scrotum and found himself hanging from said fleshy sack. The pointed ends of the fence top had pierced his coin purse and he now dangled helplessly in some amount of pain that I cannot even begin to empathize with. After helping Spike down as quickly and gently as I could my family and I rushed him to the vet. As it turned out, Spike had testicular cancer, which would have otherwise gone unnoticed and ultimately spread. But due to his daredevil act the vet caught it in time and saved his life. Everything turned out better than expected. :D

[–]Jarax 6 points7 points ago

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Unless you have testicles made of steel, you WILL cringe to that, no matter your religion.

[–]lutheranian 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge accepted and completed.

Females FTW

[–]shytenda 0 points1 point ago

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That's an amazing story!

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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I felt sick with imaging having this happen to me... but the story turned out happy, hooray!

[–]Andralynn 0 points1 point ago

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When my brother was 5 he was climbing up a long rusty chain with a hook on the end of it. He slipped down the chain and the hook ripped open his scrotum. The teacher had to bite her lip from screaming when she saw his poor testicles hanging out. Easily fixed though, shoved back in and stitched up. He just had his first kid too so the equipment still works ;)

[–]Dracius -4 points-3 points ago

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which would have otherwise gone unnoticed and ultimately spread.

Not if you neutered your pet like a responsible pet owner. Clearly Spike realized this, so he took matters into his own hands (paws?).

[–]carbonetc 1 point2 points ago

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The video is worse. Hearing the dog is more painful than seeing him.

[–]binarybandit 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the video?

[–]IcePeten 1 point2 points ago

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Turtle soup anyone?

[–]EsquilaxHortensis 0 points1 point ago

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I hit "back" as soon as I saw where it was going.

No regrets.

[–]Pastlife123 0 points1 point ago

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This made me grab my nuts and protect them from any near danger.

[–]dfactoblaster 0 points1 point ago

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! eff that

[–]Aargauer -1 points0 points ago

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You know, if they got the dog neutered he wouldn't have to deal with turtles biting his nuts AND there would be no possibility of his knocking up some bitch whose pups may be abandoned when they're not adopted. I call that WIN-WIN!