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[–]OooLaLaLauren 157 points158 points ago*

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Ugh. Reminds me of teratomas which are tumors that can contain teeth, hair, and sometimes limbs. NSFL. Wikipedia


Ninja Edit: After learning that I may have ovarian cysts, I researched and my googling led me to these <Arnold> Terror Tumahs. </Arnold> So they were fresh on my mind when I clicked on this post. Again, sorry! Here's a palette cleanser, a picture of my cat.

[–]feureau 146 points147 points ago

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THE FUCK WAS THIS??

clicks wikipedia article

THE FUCK WAS THAT???

[–]yourdadsbff 69 points70 points ago

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teratomas have been reported to contain hair, teeth, bone and, very rarely, more complex organs such as eyes, torso, and hands, feet, or other limbs.

THE FUCK

[–]Acidyo 34 points35 points ago

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It's... It's... IT'S A HUMAN GROWING INSIDE YOU WHILE YOU BEING A VIRGIN.

[–]Robot_Satan 90 points91 points ago

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TIL how Jesus happened

[–]Spaz0ut 32 points33 points ago

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Jesus was a teratoma! Take that atheists!

[–]dominick79 17 points18 points ago

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JESUS H. TERATOMA!!!

[–]manole100 4 points5 points ago

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Give me that, i'll take it. Then sell it for big bucks.

[–]xTRUMANx 4 points5 points ago

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Then sell it

I somehow doubt that, you baby-eater.

[–]baldmanspeaking 5 points6 points ago*

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These are the growing fetuses of alien life forms from uranus. The unsuppecting human was quietly raped while they slept and impregnated. The alien life form grows quitely copying DNA from its host until one day it is pooped out as a large, hard, fowl smelling green poop. Once flushed it travels through the sewer to continue it's maturation process until the day it is ready to infiltrate the human world. Here is a photo of the only know alien survivor:

http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/donald-trump.jpg

[–]manole100 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, they're too soft. I hate invertebrate sea food.

[–]liberalwhackjob 0 points1 point ago

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jesus was the result of parthenogenesis... everyone knows that.... or maybe adultery but... well... parthenogenesis sounds more plausible.

[–]derekmyoung 2 points3 points ago

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And one day it will become leader of the rebellion on Mars.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx[S] 39 points40 points ago

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IT HAS GOT HAIR FOR FUCKINGS SAKE

[–]morrison0880 18 points19 points ago

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The Dark Half.

[–]AlbyWee 3 points4 points ago

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Great, now I'm having all types of childhood flashback fears from Dark Stuff like this.

Living dark shit that fucks your shit up.

[–]bhindthesin 4 points5 points ago

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Hair, HAIR, that's bothering you, HAIR, that freaking shit has teeth for fuck sake and you just worry ABOUT HAIR!!!

[–]SnacklePop 11 points12 points ago

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Baby geodudes.

[–]Ima_man 4 points5 points ago

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I think I found your cat

[–]ZebraHunterz 1 point2 points ago

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Evil twin larvae.

[–]Lastgreatwar 0 points1 point ago

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I did the same thing, but now I think I may throw up. Ugh.

[–]chizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Teratomas derived from germ cells occur in the testes in men and ovaries in women

THE FUCKING GROW IN OUR BALLS.

[–]SANAFABICH 64 points65 points ago

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What

[–]orangefly 53 points54 points ago

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the

[–]amartz 52 points53 points ago

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fuck.

[–]wakaba 32 points33 points ago

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Nuke

[–]Synaptics 30 points31 points ago

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it

[–]abenton 26 points27 points ago

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from

[–]hepafilter 26 points27 points ago

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orbit

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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It's

[–]TheTwilightPrince[!] 11 points12 points ago

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oddly

[–]conandrum 0 points1 point ago

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everything

[–]fox_prostate 33 points34 points ago

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The human body is fucking disgusting.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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We've only been programmed to find the outside appealing.

[–]Osum 31 points32 points ago

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What the fuck is going on here. Looks like something out of doom3

[–]nomdeanon 26 points27 points ago

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DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, google image search for teratomas. Fuck. everything, forever.

[–]greebowarrior 34 points35 points ago

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
...
http://i.imgur.com/CZqzV.gif

[–]Antrikshy 13 points14 points ago

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Searches due to reverse psychology

!@#$ !@#$@ fuhgkjfm, nsifkndkjsd

**NSFL*

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Cinelli 2 points3 points ago

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I have the strangest boner.

[–]baconost 9 points10 points ago

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with teeth?

[–]tenhotuisku 24 points25 points ago

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I was casually fapping while browsing reddit (I have lots of NSFW on my front page) so I had a boner when I opened this thread. I don't know how I feel right now.

[–]Osum 27 points28 points ago

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Casually fapping lol. "you know I was just casually fapping while mowing my lawn and my neighbors got all weird"

[–]superfusion1 7 points8 points ago

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I dislike for formal fapping because you need to dress up in a tuxedo. I much prefer casual fapping because that can be done in your underwear.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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too late :(

[–]eski_mo 1 point2 points ago*

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OMFG. Repulsive. babies. no.

[–]desastris 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dmsuperman 13 points14 points ago

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How the fuck does a tumor contain an entire body structure

[–]BHSPitMonkey 9 points10 points ago

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How the fuck does a body do it?

[–]EvilGamerKitty 4 points5 points ago

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It's usually caused by an unfertilized egg that went haywire.

[–]Aviator 8 points9 points ago

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Cool. Stephen King wrote a novel about this. Human parts were found inside another human during a surgery. It's called The Dark Half.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Umbrella Corp is behind this.

[–]dino_soars 3 points4 points ago

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Not even nemesis is this fucked up. This is...Silent Hill material.

[–]Egor111 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Spaz0ut 3 points4 points ago

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*WHAT THE FLYING SHITFUCK?!*

[–]ACTAadACTA 1 point2 points ago

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I just fainted

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 7 points8 points ago

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"Teratomas" makes me think of a thick New York accent saying "Terror tumors".

Also, this makes me feel like in the future humans will be able to asexually reproduce.

[–]ANewMachine615 9 points10 points ago

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Asexual reproduction is a detriment in terms of evolutionary speed. There appears to be no benefit to the teratomas that would suggest that this ability carries greater survival or reproductive benefits for those who experience it.

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 8 points9 points ago

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Did I ask for your logic Sir and/or Ma'am? Not on my interwebs.

[–]ANewMachine615 9 points10 points ago

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You could prove me wrong by spending a lot of time around microwaves and eventually birthing a horrible teratoma clone, and demonstrating that the ranks of Reddit's Forever Alone cadre will be able to thus out-reproduce the rest of society. Just make sure to capture its first terrifying, disjointed, boneless steps and cries of "Why? WHY HAVE YOU CREATED ME?!" on video tape.

[–]DefinitelyNotIrony 4 points5 points ago

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The word teratoma comes from classical Greek and means roughly "monstrous tumor" sooo not that far off. Wikipedia

[–]ToastieCrumbs 3 points4 points ago

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TIL. o.O

[–]alexgeek 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck you, fuck you, arrghhhhh

[–]horacekent 3 points4 points ago

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Teratoma: Great name for a death metal band

[–]felpz123 1 point2 points ago

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I bet that smells great. /proceeds to gag

[–]TheMediaSays 2 points3 points ago

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It sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to say "Terror tumor."

[–]Roadscholar 4 points5 points ago

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It's a taboo for a reason people...

[–]wowzuzz[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Now I have no appetite. Thank you for that fine picture that I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[–]crookedparadigm 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

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Let the healing begin.

[NSFW]

[–]timbreandsteel 1 point2 points ago

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Awww but they're sooo cute!

[–]DrunkenWizard 1 point2 points ago

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there is a potential for the teratoma to produce a structure within the cyst that resembles a fetus

urrrgggghhhhhh

[–]MarbledNightmare 5 points6 points ago

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Is it weird that I imagined chewing on these, teeth on teeth style? I'd imagine a teratoma hair wrapped around my uvula would be pretty erotic.

[–]nerdshark 15 points16 points ago

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What the FUCK is wrong with you?

[–]MarbledNightmare 3 points4 points ago

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...i like crunchies...

[–]morrison0880 2 points3 points ago

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Wha? Fuck you! You made me imagine doing this myself, and now I'm looking for the nearest gun or sharp object to off myself. And I really liked my life! Teeth on teeth? DAMN YOU!!! AAARRRGGGGGG!!!!!

[–]KallistiEngel 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL

Alright people, can we get some new designation for medical grossness? Because while that stuff is a bit gross to look at, it's nothing that's going to be burned into my brain forever (unlike Goatse and the like), so it's not anything that I would consider even remotely NSFL. I mean, I stopped looking at it a minute ago and it's almost gone from my mind.

[–]cacawate 9 points10 points ago

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Alright people, can we get some new designation for medical grossness? Because while that stuff is a bit gross to look at, it's nothing that's going to be burned into my brain forever (unlike Goatse and the like), so it's not anything that I would consider even remotely NSFL. I mean, I stopped looking at it a minute ago and it's almost gone from my mind.

This may be the problem.

[–]KallistiEngel 3 points4 points ago

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Yada yada, everything's subjective, but pretty much everyone can agree on things like Goatse and 2girls1cup being so repulsive they cause a visceral reaction and I'm pretty sure that's the level of stuff that NSFL is reserved for.

Most medical grossness just doesn't come near that level. It's at least 3 notches lower.

[–]cacawate 5 points6 points ago

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I thought everyone agreed that this was NSFL, thus prompting your post. :/

[–]xTRUMANx 0 points1 point ago

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2 girls 1 cup is not NSFL!

Seriously, who didn't try fapping to it by the 5th playthrough at least.

[–]technotard 0 points1 point ago

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Is this better or worse?

[–]Chronophasia 0 points1 point ago

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Da fuck did I just see?

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 0 points1 point ago

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Ive seen this before......

Oh yeah, this explains spaceballs, perfectly.

[–]ChaosMotor 0 points1 point ago

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Shit man, got any teeth missing? Just transplant those, no rejection!

[–]gueriLLaPunK 0 points1 point ago

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I hate this thread.

Ugh.

[–]Derpelle 0 points1 point ago

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T_T seriously disturbing

[–]grailer 0 points1 point ago

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Quaaaaid - start the reactor!

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[–]bottom_of_the_well 1 point2 points ago

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Searched for this and not disappointed.

[–]Tooblekane 1 point2 points ago

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It's that horrible cereal noise!

[–]Duckman_Drake 64 points65 points ago

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All I could think of was a barbershop quartet going: Hellohellohello

[–]daltonls 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, that makes it significantly less irksome actually. Someone needs to photoshop those fuckers with some red-and-white striped hats and suits.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 8 points9 points ago

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Baby on board! How I've adored, that sign on my car's window pane.

[–]goldegl 3 points4 points ago

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A bounce in my step; loaded with pep, 'cause I'm driving in the carpool lane.

[–]SenorZorro2000 1 point2 points ago

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Call me a square; friend, I don't care.

[–]Duckman_Drake 2 points3 points ago

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...You didn't go and say you were bigger than Jesus, did you?

[–]Robot_Satan 2 points3 points ago

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Barbershop trio, technically

[–]everfalling 28 points29 points ago

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I love these. here's the artists site: http://www.jiyuseki.com/

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

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I groped around my desk looking for my glasses only to realize that I'm not the one having problem focusing.

[–]alexanderwales 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, you can't buy the stones with teeth in them.

[–]fr0ng 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Lampmonster1 8 points9 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's used as the photo for one of the entries at the SCP Foundation. It's a neat little website that catalogs supernatural items. Fun time waster if you like that kind of thing.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

[–]ActualStack 1 point2 points ago

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Every time SCP Foundation is linked, the DOW drops three points.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to admit I've probably read every entry.

[–]wd0511 0 points1 point ago

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Me too, took me a month, but it was time at work well spent!

[–]simon7410 16 points17 points ago

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LOL WUT?

[–]JimmerUK 6 points7 points ago

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Kill it with hammers! Big hammers!

[–]kuoguy 2 points3 points ago

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3 stones 1 hammer

[–]ecalos 3 points4 points ago

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I totally read that as 'Kill it with hamsters! Big hamsters!' which is also scary.

[–]JimmerUK 2 points3 points ago

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But then what would we use to kill the hamsters?

[–]ecalos 0 points1 point ago

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Good god, thanks for the nightmare!

[–]Uniquitous 0 points1 point ago

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Fire.

[–]zulhadm 0 points1 point ago

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Rock eats scissors

[–]string97bean 30 points31 points ago

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Rule 34?

[–]Antrikshy 16 points17 points ago

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No. No. NO!!!!

[–]rawr359 10 points11 points ago

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WHY GOD WHY

[–]bsx 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not going to be the one searching for that at work. I am required, by internet law, to remind you of rule 35. You, being the person that brought up 34, are responsible for the fulfillment of rule 35 in this matter.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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what..the fuck?

[–]Ginga 2 points3 points ago

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That was actually my wallpaper for quite a while.

[–]BaconZombies 2 points3 points ago

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From the artist's website. I can't tell if that's creepier or not.

[–]ThankY0u 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dahston 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of Moraxus

[–]forgetfuljones 2 points3 points ago

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Where could he possibly fit more axes?

[–]dahston 0 points1 point ago

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He has an axe for every occasion!

[–]MrTacoMan 1 point2 points ago

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If it didn't creep you out, I would be worried.

[–]jchmski 1 point2 points ago

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I'm never picking up another rock again

[–]batshit_lazy 1 point2 points ago

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I totally want the one on the right.

[–]Shim_Hutch 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like the happiest of the three.

[–]newfoundchazzz 1 point2 points ago

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Can you still buy these? And if yes where?

[–]CSec064 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. All things like this irk me enough that it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Along with the fact that "Annoying Orange" is fucking stupid and incredibly unfunny, that animation also bothers me.

[–]ActualStack 0 points1 point ago

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Gah, my nine-year-old went through an A.O. phase.

[–]ashagari 1 point2 points ago

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I want one

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[–]Ascott1989 0 points1 point ago

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I'd love to have an office.

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[–]Ascott1989 0 points1 point ago

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So you're actually a water cooler?

[–]TheRubyRhod 1 point2 points ago

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Zip it zip it zip it! Zip it! Zip it zip it! Zip it zip it zip it!

[–]deadwisdom 1 point2 points ago

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All rocks are like this, you just have to find the zipper.

[–]Stab_It_With_Fire 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BaconZombies 1 point2 points ago

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Fun fact: there is a secret denture mining industry.

What, you didn't think they made them in factories or something, did you?

[–]kooltob 1 point2 points ago

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Those look like taken out of a Tool video.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

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That creeps you out? At least you don't have to pose for them for a living. It sucks...

[–]Cofo 0 points1 point ago

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This is the stuff of nightmares.

[–]therealtito 0 points1 point ago

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HOW!??
I would love to know how this was done.

[–]p8ball4life 0 points1 point ago

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Photoshop

[–]therealtito 0 points1 point ago

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Never!

[–]beana22022 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the far left has teeth like Sigourney Weaver.

[–]Domino80 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the Unkle video, Eye For An Eye. What the nice little yellow people turn into.

[–]MemoryLapse 0 points1 point ago

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Why would rocks need teeth? Aren't rocks harder than teeth?

[–]thrillhousevanhouten 0 points1 point ago

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lolwut

[–]NightEmber79 0 points1 point ago

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The Maxx, Isz, yup, i'm freaked...

[–]justinh_tx 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the right smiles as if it knows something the other two don't

Well, actually it smiles as if it knows a lot of things the other two don't.

LEFT: Hur-Duuuuur

CENTER: HUR-DUUUUUR

RIGHT: Heh. These guys... lol

[–]jmrsplatt 0 points1 point ago

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This is Tool's next album cover.

[–]moonzilla 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just glad this wasn't another post about trypophobia.

[–]monacelli 0 points1 point ago

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If you're so creeped out by it zip their mouths shut and toss 'em at your neighbor or something.

[–]japanesepagoda 0 points1 point ago

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That shit hurts my teeth just looking at it.

[–]Hydroponos 0 points1 point ago

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCK!?

[–]dronex 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck... Do they even have gums and tongues??

[–]irokie 0 points1 point ago

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If there are teeth in your shit, you better watch out it doesn't come back and bite you in the ass.

These look more like rocks, though, so if that's your shit, or even your friend's shit, consult a medical professional.

[–]vveneziani 0 points1 point ago

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I LIED!

[–]MarbledNightmare 0 points1 point ago

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r/creepy would love this! In fact, I want a set!!

[–]Ectro 0 points1 point ago

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What's wrong with the Rockbiter?

[–]Happy_Kitteh 0 points1 point ago

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That's freaky shit right there.

[–]noidddd 0 points1 point ago

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DAE instantly recognize the middle rock as the only female?

[–]obened 0 points1 point ago

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Damn stoners up to no good!

[–]well_inever 0 points1 point ago

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That last guy has his zipper on backwards.

[–]gmnitsua 0 points1 point ago

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r/creepy

[–]5ft11flip 0 points1 point ago

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I am putting this as my friend's desktop wallpaper when he's not at his comp....which is now

[–]Archer__ 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist

[–]gypsyforlife 0 points1 point ago

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Love it.

[–]pcnerd37 0 points1 point ago

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Since when do rocks use zippers to hide their teeth?

[–]grepe 0 points1 point ago

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coool!

where can i get it?

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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I may not know art, but I know what I find creepy.

[–]gxslim 0 points1 point ago

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that picture explains how i feel coming off of salvia

[–]forgetfuljones 0 points1 point ago

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I find this related more disturbing. Especially so since it's so macabre, and yet there's not a thing wrong. Aside from the cutting to reveal inside, this is how things are supposed to be.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ooooo.... My new desktop background :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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where is r/creepy when you need it?

[–]chris-martin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

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Please make it stop.

[–]Zombie_Bean 0 points1 point ago

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New desktop right there.

[–]sunshineCripples 0 points1 point ago

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biting rocks make me cringe

[–]MasCapital 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't that some shit.

[–]lodossheros 0 points1 point ago

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i find this very easy to fap to

[–]saldek 0 points1 point ago

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Be happy it's just a jpeg. It's far worse when you hear the screaming...

[–]swartz77 0 points1 point ago

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The worst part is they seem happy. It'd be better if they were grimmaces of torment, then I could pretend a wizard had encased the heads in stone first, and not look so god damn happy to see me.

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This reminds me of Jan Svankmajer's movie Little Otik.

[–]predo 0 points1 point ago

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HEY APPLE!

[–]raymond8505 0 points1 point ago

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that's in a pack of wallpapers I found some time ago in /r/wallpapers

[–]karma_virus 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happens when Cenobites make sweet love to a rock golem.

[–]angrylawyer 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Scourch 0 points1 point ago

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Fun Fact: The actor who plays the voice of Sauron is the same actor who played Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander in the Legend of the Seeker TV series.

[–]katelynroxx 0 points1 point ago

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Personally, I really like these. They would be on my desk at work, smiling, sorry, toothing at everybody.

[–]Im_poster 0 points1 point ago

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Dude! The blow jobs rock

[–]Monocle88 0 points1 point ago

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Totally reminds me of that one Goosebumps episode I saw as a kid that scarred me for life with the potato that had the giant sharp teeth!

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

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it's creepy but it's fucking genius.

[–]WallyWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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I think the creepiness stems from the juxtaposition of rocks with teeth. Humans have an instinctual fear of having their teeth knocked out, hence the ubiquity of nightmares in which teeth fall out. Having a picture with a hard, blunt rock next to teeth plays on that.

It could also be a bit uncanny valley to give a clearly inanimate object (rock) a human characteristic (teeth).

[–]eshemuta 0 points1 point ago

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Those are awesome.