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[–][deleted] 113 points114 points ago

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best mascot in all of sports

[–]super1701 12 points13 points ago

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agreed

[–]t_r_s 9 points10 points ago

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Without a doubt.

[–]blackbright 21 points22 points ago

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Green man is cooler.

[–]dmasa 0 points1 point ago

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One in the same.

[–]Prince_Ali_Ababwa 4 points5 points ago

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This guy's got a stranglehold on the mascot scene! All right, first of all, I had to call him the Phrenetic. His name's the Phanatic. But, you know, I'm gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the Phanatic. And let's talk about steroids! Can we talk about steroids?! Can we talk about steroid abuse?! It's bullshit! It's ruining the game! It's ruining it!

[–]RoKTXn 0 points1 point ago

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Bro, everyone totally knows you're actually Aladdin...

[–]Prince_Ali_Ababwa 0 points1 point ago

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No, I'm a prince. Just ask Robin Williams. He'll vouch for me. Probably in a funny voice too.

[–]jcook92 -1 points0 points ago

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GO CANUCKS!

[–]tjsterc17 5 points6 points ago

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This is so true. Reppin Philly

[–]SkidmarkInMyUndies 3 points4 points ago

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2nd. Philly Frenetic

[–]webby_mc_webberson 27 points28 points ago

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I keep watching, hoping..

[–]TaintShredder 38 points39 points ago

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Hahahaha ...SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SuperCulo -3 points-2 points ago

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haha man i was sure it was going to be this

[–]IamNOTyourFATHER 5 points6 points ago

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haha man i was sure it was going to be this

[–]DrRabbitt 10 points11 points ago

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is it just me or does the chick look like this girl

http://i2.listal.com/image/673724/600full-amia-moretti.jpg

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 3 points4 points ago

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Good god.

[–]zzorga 2 points3 points ago

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Please, for the love of god... Where is rule_34!?!

[–]DrRabbitt 6 points7 points ago

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[–]zzorga 3 points4 points ago

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The NSFW tag's a bit superfluous but...

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

[–]DrRabbitt 5 points6 points ago

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wait... if you and i fap at the same time, looking at the same girl, is that like an internet threesome?

[–]sodhi 1 point2 points ago

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With an unknowing girl. Probably unwilling too. That's a ninja threesome rape.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 0 points1 point ago

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ninja, ninja RAPE

go ninja, go ninja go

[–]DrRabbitt -1 points0 points ago

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she seems pretty willing

[–]zzorga 0 points1 point ago

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I'd prefer not to think about it.

Redtube would be bukkakke.

[–]DrRabbitt 1 point2 points ago

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i think you missed the question

[–]jcook92 2 points3 points ago

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Did anyone else notice the flabby boobs on the mascot? Anyone?

[–]waterdude125 40 points41 points ago

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repost

[–]mikkymikkymik 31 points32 points ago

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your comment is also a repost from the las repost.

[–]fauxtoe 11 points12 points ago

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repost

[–]hayesgm 9 points10 points ago

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[see above]

[–]dubsman24 4 points5 points ago

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repost

[–]uberguby 5 points6 points ago

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Upvote for original content.

[–]Angoos 7 points8 points ago

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[–]The_Police 2 points3 points ago

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Post and repost are sitting on a bridge;

[–]Sergnb 2 points3 points ago

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tsoper

[–]NEhuskers30 1 point2 points ago

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Another Nebraskan redditor? No...

[–]PillowLegs 1 point2 points ago

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Now there are three of us...

[–]Ch3wie 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not one to complain about reposts but seriously, every other fucking week this is posted, cut it out.

[–]pajam 2 points3 points ago

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Genius. He'll succeed one day.

[–]AngryScientist 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like you're big leaguing me, bro.

[–]jiggajake 4 points5 points ago

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my grandfather was telling me about this video 2 weeks ago

[–]Andrenator 4 points5 points ago

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A grandfather is faster than the internet? How ironic.

[–]jiggajake 1 point2 points ago

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no he saw it on the internet

[–]smearhunter 2 points3 points ago

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i think it has tits

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[–]Mysteryman64 1 point2 points ago

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I got no issues with reposts if it's been a few months. Two weeks is a bit excessive though. Give a chance for older reposts to surface.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly this.

[–]Kensairabbit37 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a Phils fan and love the Phanatic but too many god damn reposts.

[–]ByGrabtharsHammer 2 points3 points ago

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So fuck off then. It will always be new to somebody. Why do you have to bitch about a repost when you see one? Just quietly acknowledge it and move along!

[–]engineuity 11 points12 points ago

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Good idea, someone should post this gif every day.

[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

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I'll let kleinbl00 take this one.

[–]the_win 1 point2 points ago

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weeks later, still laughing

[–]RawrRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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re post

[–]davidreavis 0 points1 point ago

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You could have at least waited a whole month before you reposted this very recent frontpage-er.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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We often see repost after only a few hours, he waited more than a day, quite a feat for reposters !

[–]SanDiablo 0 points1 point ago

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So dumb question and I could probably just google it but whatever...

Is it the same guy all the time in the suit?

[–]mouseparty 6 points7 points ago

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there's no guy in a suit, man. that's just now he looks.

[–]nolcat 0 points1 point ago

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where's Green-man?

[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point ago

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What's it like being a girl knowing that you got what everyone wants?

[–]Pastlife123 0 points1 point ago

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I just love the how fast he turns to see if it worked. Who says mascots can't show dissapointment.

[–]hardasrock 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love PA.

[–]Cloneman123 0 points1 point ago

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And that is why we're the number one in the Atlantic league

[–]JerkOfficer 0 points1 point ago

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It's nice to see Tom Allen can still find work.

[–]PavementBlues -1 points0 points ago

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I normally don't downvote reposts, but this is a repost from like a week ago. How did this make the front page AGAIN?

[–]officerbulge 0 points1 point ago

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This was even funnier when I saw it on Reddit a week ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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it made me laugh because i just read a post about reposts lol

[–]thetoxicmonarch -3 points-2 points ago

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CAN I GET A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST?!?!?!

[–]freak47 0 points1 point ago

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god I hate the Phillies

[–]Emthegrand -4 points-3 points ago

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repost? yes. i still upvoted it because i love that thing

[–]dietotaku -3 points-2 points ago

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thank you, it was new to me. :)

[–]goosefraba190 -1 points0 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]allday-toker -2 points-1 points ago

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if i aint seen it its new to me

[–]little_meow -1 points0 points ago

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-slow clap-

[–]John1066 -1 points0 points ago

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Too funny.