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[–]UncleMo 111 points112 points ago

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Reminds me Bagheera

[–]crazy_raisin 28 points29 points ago

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Holy sweetness! I just had a sudden attack of nostalgia!

[–]baklazhan 9 points10 points ago

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[–]sambowilkins 1 point2 points ago

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Ho-Ly-Shit. The look on my face when I saw the photoshoped pic at the end was basically just like that lion!

[–]rcgarcia 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats. You pass me for minutes. This is really the true retarded cousin.

[–]TheFecalJesus 53 points54 points ago

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[–]fashizzIe 20 points21 points ago

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now i'm sad... :(

[–]mintberrycrunch88 12 points13 points ago

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Blame inbreeding, the sole purpose of that tiger's existence is its white fur and nothing else.

[–]Osthato 0 points1 point ago

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And according to David Quammen, eating annoying kids at zoos.

[–]lettucent 15 points16 points ago

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I am surprised and glad that these are replies in the thread, instead of new links.

[–]TaintShredder 9 points10 points ago

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A mentally retarded, physically deformed tiger. My god ...they've created the ultimate killing machine.

[–]illusiveab 8 points9 points ago

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It would probably lick you to death.

[–]Sadplatypus 4 points5 points ago

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After it shat you out.

[–]TaintShredder 2 points3 points ago

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I hear their licks are extremely aggressive.

[–]ThePieWhisperer 20 points21 points ago

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This is horrific D:

[–]Pewper 12 points13 points ago

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[–]rmandraque 2 points3 points ago

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thats the 4th funniest thing ive seen today, but only because ive seen some really funny shit today.

[–]commentacc 1 point2 points ago

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i think the tiger looks more like Ice-T

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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How badly would it suck to be killed and eaten by a retarded tiger? Talk about adding insult to injury.

[–]blinnlambert 1 point2 points ago

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I think he's actually trying to bite his own ear!

[–]YawnHighway 1 point2 points ago

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The real question is, do I still want a Tiger skin rug that's from a defective Tiger?

[–]auxientius 16 points17 points ago

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Funny, though shame is a shop.

[–]shakin_haitian 5 points6 points ago

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And not a good one at that.

[–]explodingzebras 0 points1 point ago

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and is as old as the hills

[–]thelosthansen 59 points60 points ago

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Warning: Reddit may cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter in the middle of the workday. Side effects may include your co-workers thinking you insane.

[–]SimQ 14 points15 points ago

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Seriusly, I'm so glad I'm alone right now. I scared the cat though. When I showed him what I was laughing about he was not impressed.

[–]enigmamonkey 2 points3 points ago

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This is my version of what you just said. Didn't catch on as much as your comment, though. http://www.reddit.com/tb/iebri

[–]syazi 1 point2 points ago

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How did you make that link?

[–]enigmamonkey 0 points1 point ago

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To make the link where you view reddit posts with the bar, Go to your preferences page and check "display links with a reddit toolbar" under "clicking options."

[–]Abbottizer 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it! I was a hot streak of not laughing at anything on reddit anymore. Just lost it at this pic.

[–]eeeaarrgh 1 point2 points ago

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No shit - that was a literal laugh out loud. Embarrassing...

[–]maddprof -5 points-4 points ago

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I was listening to a podcast earlier today and was just losing it in my cubicle. My boss eventually had to come over and see what was so funny because she could hear me dying of laughter.

[–]wayndom 18 points19 points ago

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PhotoShop much?

[–]inappropriatequotes 6 points7 points ago

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This is so fucking funny that I forgot where it even came from. I laughed for a solid minute, and then I thought: hey, I should post this on Reddit! Then I thought, oh.

[–]teawithpandas -1 points0 points ago

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That's me on a daily basis. [6]

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not retarded.. physically challenged.

[–]kyle22 2 points3 points ago

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Hmmm this is probably about a new or rare type of cat similar to the tiger, probably an interesting read.

click

Nope, just another fucking cat picture, should've seen this was in r/funny.

Smiles at the funny looking cat

[–]Lavatis 13 points14 points ago

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Actually, this is Tiger's retarded cousin.

[–]thesatsui 17 points18 points ago

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The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that he is the only one.

[–]noPENGSinALASKA 19 points20 points ago

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Thank goodness. I am not a racist person, but I fucking hate Tiggers.

[–]yul_brynner 6 points7 points ago

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My cat is called Tigger and I can confirm that the retardation must be inherent in the name.

She looks like that permanently.

[–]pryomancer 1 point2 points ago

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AWWWWWW MEOWWWWWWWWW

[–]Kalmah666 2 points3 points ago

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Oh shit cops! lets do what Tiggers do best and bounce!

[–]thesatsui -1 points0 points ago

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I knew he was up to something!

[–]reddez -1 points0 points ago

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Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun!

[–]tensographics 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, this is what photoshop is meant to do.

[–]jcroucher56 6 points7 points ago

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[–]frdztec 1 point2 points ago

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So help me if it is that down syndrome white tiger.....oh, its not, ok good.

[–]UpvoteThisThrowaway2 1 point2 points ago

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I was afraid Tiger Woods made the frontpage again.

[–]Kovaelin 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like the kitty is mocking the statue.

[–]assilem 1 point2 points ago

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AWWW looks like my maine coon!

[–]Sharlto 1 point2 points ago

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There's one in every family.

TWO in mine...

[–]davewashere 1 point2 points ago

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I think kitty is just questioning the actual value of that tiger statue you won off Wheel of Fortune in 1989.

[–]wtfpiece 1 point2 points ago

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This is obviously shopped... Something is not right with the anatomy and coloration of that cat's face.

[–]ultrafetzig 0 points1 point ago

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They totally used Bill the Cat and the lasso tool.

[–]kellydean1 1 point2 points ago

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I almost shit myself I laughed so hard. Uncomfortable.

[–]pcnerd37 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care what I have to do, my #1 goal in life is to own a tiger one day.

[–]Puntas13 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you were talking about this guy

[–]acousticphan 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard at this.

[–]haidret 1 point2 points ago*

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1111

Upvote and I'm 1117. Faster, Reddit, faster!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is so adorable. He looks just like one of the kittens from the Aristocats.

[–]hudabelle 1 point2 points ago

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It just gets funnier EVERY time I look at it.

[–]The_Fart_Of_God 1 point2 points ago

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actually this is

(from source) [nsfw]

[–]KindBass 4 points5 points ago

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Tigerp

[–]AmercianPatroit 2 points3 points ago

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I heard that the newest photoshop has a "cat" button

[–]s00pery00per 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting a black guy.....

[–]Lawl3rZ 4 points5 points ago

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Man, I haven't seen this before. sarcasm

[–]binarypolitics 3 points4 points ago

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Clever photoshop.

[–]SirBeaconsfield 1 point2 points ago

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I upvote anything with cats....without question.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Artificial selection, y u no as good as natural?

[–]troller4life 0 points1 point ago

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wow that sure is a retarded cousin

[–]funkytaco 0 points1 point ago

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Looks seriously shopped but I still lol'd

[–]Corfal 0 points1 point ago

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So I thought I was going to see a person..

[–]DawnDroid 0 points1 point ago

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copy cat

[–]E3K 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know how to use an apostrophe anymore?

[–]fangsby 0 points1 point ago

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I dont.

[–]deadlyfalcon89 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be honest, I thought this was a reference to Lion's release today. I was not disappointed, though.

[–]smackson 0 points1 point ago

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Ack!

[–]pooperdooper 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]daglebagel 0 points1 point ago

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photoshoppp

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[–]Fritzed 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that you don't know what a Maine Coon is means that you almost certainly have a domestic short/long hair. Also known as a Mutt. The vast majority of house cats are not a pure bred of any kind.

Don't feel too bad though, mixed breeds are the best. If people required pure bred cats like they require pure bred dogs, they would all have hip dysplasia too.

[–]insidethesun -1 points0 points ago

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Meh I got excited cuz I saw the texture, but you're right after reading your response I noticed that my cat has the fluffy awesome tail that this cat is missing

[–]masteroftrolls 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting a cousin of Tiger Woods.

[–]lesbianlasergun -1 points0 points ago

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same, and a retarded one at that

[–]absolutsyd 0 points1 point ago

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I figured it'd be a picture of the Lions...

[–]The_FactSphere 0 points1 point ago

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Says the guy who forgot the possessive apostrophe?

[–]BiggityBates -1 points0 points ago

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Tigers not so retarded cousin

[–]maximumdoodoo 1 point2 points ago

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This man tells no lies. You kids leave him alone. For convenience purposes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheyenne_Woods

Upon research, she has that tough girl swim team kind of body, but who am I but an armchair objectifier?

[–]TenTera 1 point2 points ago

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something something wood something

[–]jaxle -1 points0 points ago

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All of you are wrong, this is tigers retarded cousin.

[–]theseleadsalts -1 points0 points ago

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Bad shop is bad. Apparently I am an elitist. Also removing funny from my frontpage. I've had it with this stuff.

[–]fangsby 1 point2 points ago

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Lighten up, Francis. We all know it's shopped. It's posted in the appropriate subreddit. The good news is that you can start a new subreddit of things that you find funny.

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[–]maddprof -1 points0 points ago

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Retardation is not cute, it is a serious illness.

Herp. Derp. KITTY!

[–]brukte -5 points-4 points ago

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hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure the tiger is retarded as well

[–]maddprof -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't think they meant tiger, like the big kitty.

But Tiger, as in the Whinnie-the-Pooh character. At least, that's how I took it.

[–]clarkster 0 points1 point ago

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No, they didn't mean that. Otherwise they would have spelled it Tigger. You know, like how Tigger explaions his name all the time? T I Double guh Errr, Tigger.

[–]maddprof 0 points1 point ago

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It has been a really long time since I dealt with anything Winnie the pooh related that I forgot.

[–]clarkster 1 point2 points ago

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I've probably had Tigger's song stuck in my head on and off for 25 years. Maybe it's payback for when I would annoy my parents by singing it all the time.

[–]maddprof 0 points1 point ago

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Like riding a bicycle...

[–]Slarti -5 points-4 points ago

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Yeah like reddit needs more cats , only one retard here and it's you

[–]JimboLodisC -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]MrBoog -5 points-4 points ago

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Okay, I don't want to be "that guy" who bitches ever single time he sees something on Reddit that he has seen before. But I'm going to be him anyways. I have seen this dozens of times elsewhere and it's not even that funny in the first place. It's getting harder and harder to wade through the sewage to find the diamonds on this site.

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[–]MrBoog 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting my opinion to be made known to a small number of Redditors who likely disagree with me.