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[–]ctnguy 30 points31 points ago

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For those whe're interested, it's a photo of the South African Police Service's "National Intervention Unit" (something like SWAT) arresting Johan Nel. In a racially-motivated shooting spree, he shot ten people, killing four, including a ten-year-old girl. Here's an article with a similar photo to the OP's.

[–]Arkanii 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, interesting read.

[–]SpacemanSpiff0x0 77 points78 points ago

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Where's his Palestinian lawyer?

[sorry]

[–]laszlomoholy 34 points35 points ago

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He got delayed by an Irish Against Drunk Drivers rally down at the ol Amish whore house.

[–]Ace1999 10 points11 points ago

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The one down by the African-American Society of Academics Building next to the Chinese Breast Reduction Institute?

[–]tjn7225 14 points15 points ago

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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From Wikipedia:

Snoop Dogg was a Crip gang member while in high school. Shortly after graduation, he was arrested for cocaine possession and spent six months in Wayside County Jail.

[–]Mcfrankable 11 points12 points ago

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Martha went up the river though, she got prison time.

[–]tjn7225 -1 points0 points ago

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Upboat. Knowledge is power.

[–]neurone214 5 points6 points ago

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They both have, right?

[–]catmoon 6 points7 points ago

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Wasn't that kid charged with hate crimes or something?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I dont know why idiots are downvoting you just for asking a question for further info. http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2008/01/25/thumbs-up-and-a-smile

[–]ctnguy 1 point2 points ago

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There is no hate crimes enhancement law in South Africa. But he was charged and convicted on four counts of murder and 11 of attempted murder.

[–]PinkyTheCat 2 points3 points ago

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if you say the day is opposite day on opposite day, then the opposite of it being Opposite Day would be Not Opposite Day. On Opposite Day, you would have to say "It's not Opposite Day." My neice told me that was she was about 7 or 8.

[–]vexer 9 points10 points ago

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Not exactly opposite day, the kid hasn't been beaten.

[–]ShawnDaley 11 points12 points ago

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He wouldn't be beaten if it were really opposite day, he'd be given cupcakes or something instead.

[–]TheBobYouKnow 2 points3 points ago

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...yet.

[–]mage2k 5 points6 points ago

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That kid looks like he just murdered everyone in a pre-school and is proud of it.

[–]ctnguy 0 points1 point ago

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Not quite a preschool, but one of his victims was ten years old, and another was a three-month-old baby. :(

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. I don't think I've ever been so sad to be almost right :(

[–]chelseatorres 1 point2 points ago

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im squidward he's squidward were all squidward

[–]solinv 1 point2 points ago

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South Africa?

[–]ctnguy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]antares13 2 points3 points ago

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One can never actually declare it is opposite day. For if it is, indeed, opposite day, one must say it is not opposite day due to the forces of opposite day

[–]2Deluxe 1 point2 points ago

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But it's opposite day, so you're wrong.

[–]antares13 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly!

[–]SanDiablo 7 points8 points ago

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Took me a second or two to realize what the point was. Does this mean I'm not racist?

[–]tnoy 8 points9 points ago

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It means you are unobservant.

[–]morphotomy 1 point2 points ago

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First thing to make me laugh loudly in a while. Upvot'd

[–]eosag 3 points4 points ago

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I didn't know 50 Cent was a cop.

[–]laszlomoholy 1 point2 points ago

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His unemployment finally ran out.

[–]Munchroom 1 point2 points ago

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That is 50 Cent? I thought it was Obama.

[–]mxchickmagnet86 -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was Gary Coleman

[–]garrando 1 point2 points ago

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wow, just wow

[–]Rkocour 1 point2 points ago

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Ahhhh, racism. You funny.

[–]finallycreatedaname 0 points1 point ago

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Was that the "barefoot bandit"?

[–]JamesFruitwood 0 points1 point ago

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It's not opposite day

[–]NoahArky 0 points1 point ago

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at first i was like i don't get it then i was like HAHAHAH TRLOLOLOLOL lolol

[–]ReiteratesCaptions 0 points1 point ago

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OPPOSITE DAY!

[–]Ikasatu 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this racist shit.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Old
  2. Repost
  3. Racist Downvote!

[–]bubba1990 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]FyreFlimflam 1 point2 points ago

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This is fucking old. By at least 2 years. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8cg3b/opposite_day_pic/

[–]silversnipe12 6 points7 points ago

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You should whine more about it. It'll help the thousands of people just discovering that which has been around the internet.

[–]breakyunit 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but this time it's with slightly more pixels.

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[–]pingas 18 points19 points ago

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It's opposite day, remember?

[–]dreamendDischarger 1 point2 points ago

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Because it's funny? I know a lot of black people who would probably find this funny including my boyfriend.

Yes, it's wrong, but a lot of funny things are bad/wrong. No one is getting hurt with this image.

[–]aim1ess 6 points7 points ago

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you must have lots of fun all the time.

[–]40kfreak 1 point2 points ago

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Repost and not funny. That kid's a south african serial killer who murdered black people solely for their race.

[–]squezy 4 points5 points ago

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Makes fun of a severely handicapped women, then complains about someone not taking something terrible seriously...

[–]40kfreak 0 points1 point ago

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When did I do that?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Egad, someone on the internet made an insensitive joke?

[–]40kfreak 0 points1 point ago

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I am appalled good sir, appalled I say!

[–]LocalMadman 0 points1 point ago

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Racism is so funny. Well, I guess this is stereotyping and not racism. So it's not as funny now that it made me feel stupid.

[–]hitmaker 0 points1 point ago

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Complete with token white guy way in the back.

[–]WillBlaze 0 points1 point ago

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What is the story on this?

[–]ctnguy 1 point2 points ago

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South African police arresting 18-year-old spree-killer. See my other comment.

[–]WillBlaze 0 points1 point ago

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Alright thanks for showing me this, I upvoted your other comment so others can see it also.

[–]Cheesy_Fag 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this when i didn't even know about 4chan why are you posting this old shit?

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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RACIST!!

[–]MrLaLA -2 points-1 points ago

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not necesarliy :/

[–]XavierMendel -1 points0 points ago

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Repost day!

[–]86thdj -2 points-1 points ago

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Black power!!!! raises fist in air

[–]uselessdegree -1 points0 points ago

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You just made me do that thing where I laugh while furrowing my brow and pursing my lips in a "Awww, no!" sort of way. 10 points.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Re-post day?

[–]tsuiram -1 points0 points ago

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Repost Day!

[–]kevinwoodward -1 points0 points ago

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SO OLD.

[–]Mourningw00d -5 points-4 points ago

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So true...

[–]cursoryname -3 points-2 points ago

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If it's opposite day then don't post things that are racist.

[–]lord_landinho -1 points0 points ago

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he is not so white