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[–]cmiz87 1 point2 points ago

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Now to find some original recipe Coca-Cola and I'll be set for the weekend

[–]Reenk44 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly why when my parents/grand parents talk about the good ole' days and how there were no drugs or crime I yell bullshit.

[–]thedevguy 1 point2 points ago

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You seem to have absolutely no clue how lucky you are to live in an era when we have the technology to fix teeth and lots of different anesthetics to make the procedure painless. You have no clue what it would be like to have an untreated cavity. You have never in your life experienced pain that keeps you from eating or sleeping for years on end.

Cocaine was used for pain relief, and heroine was used by people with tuberculosis to stop them coughing. It's not the same thing as recreational use. Further, when this stuff was legal, stupid people would just OD and die. Today, they commit crimes to pay for just enough drugs and it takes them longer to die, and there's crime from the drug gangs.

The situation with regard to drugs really was better back in the day. There was a legitimate reason for them, and since they were legal there was less crime.

[–]Reenk44 1 point2 points ago*

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What the fuck are you talking about? How did you gather any of that misplaced anger from what I wrote.

[–]jcook92 1 point2 points ago

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oh those cheeky druggists

[–]UltimateJim 1 point2 points ago

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When I grow up I want to be a druggist.

[–]SinTaxHeir 0 points1 point ago

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Those building straws... you're doing it wrong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, you mean back before the Cocaine Importation Agency wanted their cut on every sale and started arresting people for it?