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[–]MidnightSushi 1 point2 points ago

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This has been my laptop background for some time now.

[–]fanofreddit 1 point2 points ago

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I was watching a great lightning storm from a lookout above Zion Nat'l Park.

I was sitting up against the information booth under an awning, just watching. Jumping a little when a strike was close.

Couple walks around the building and walks over to a metal fence, built to keep people from falling into the canyon. Grabs hold of the top pipe.

This is at the highest point on the road up the west side of the park. There is a lightning storm going full bore and they ground themselves.

I called out that what they were doing was extremely dangerous. They just sort of shrugged and held on.

I walked over and forced them to come back up next to the building. Couple of New Yorkers, I recognized the accent. Giving me hell for bothering them when a strike hit the fence. I was face down facing away from the noise as fast as possible. They had to tell me what had happened behind me.

[–]DeadOnDrugs 0 points1 point ago

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And that's the story of how our good friend, fanofreddit, saved two lives in one day.

[–]expiredcheese 0 points1 point ago

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That cloud be straight trippin.

[–]dmgov 0 points1 point ago

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air rift?

[–]shatstormer 0 points1 point ago

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Damn i should repost this repost again

[–]BrAvErY41996 0 points1 point ago

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1.Go to r.earthporn

2.Post this exact image

3.Roll in the karma

[–]drdavidphd -4 points-3 points ago*

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  1. old

  2. If you're trying to reference Family Guy, it's "Damn, nature! You scary!

  3. FUCK IT. You get an upvote.

  4. (edit) Nvm, I changed my mind.

[–]cirillios -1 points0 points ago

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  1. I gave you a downvote for being a dick.

  2. That's all.

[–]drdavidphd 0 points1 point ago

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But....but...but...OH NO!!!!!!!!

Only joking....

Your downvote affects me about as much as that shitty blowjob your mother gave me last night.

You have yourself a great day!

[–]ballsbasaur -1 points0 points ago

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You simply do not just walk into Mordor...

[–]Smittysan19 0 points1 point ago

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Bear Grylls simply walks into Mordor, whilst sippin' on the finest of recycled fluids.