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I are paralyze? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JESUS_HATES_FIGS 23 points24 points ago

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Before anyone says anything...it's a cardboard kitten scratching post, not a wooden plank.

[–]calobs 11 points12 points ago

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Oh jeez, that's a funny username.

[–]graham_1404 4 points5 points ago

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He did curse a fig tree

[–]calobs 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]outrunsilver 1 point2 points ago

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i thought it was a block of concrete

[–]JESUS_HATES_FIGS 9 points10 points ago

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You must have the oddest texture pack.

[–]Whoa_Bundy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh thank god, I thought we were gonna see a clip from "Million Dollar Kitty"

She didn't miss it by much.

[–]Sir_Fapalot009 0 points1 point ago

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Good, I was thinking "What if you fucking snapped that kitten's neck? Wouldn't be so funny, would it?"

[–]limonana 3 points4 points ago

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i feel like this gif is stalking me.

[–]catface85 10 points11 points ago

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I iz repost

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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D'awww. This is probably the most adorable gif ever.

[–]joonpi 4 points5 points ago

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no, I are concussed

[–]fragglestickcar 3 points4 points ago

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Where on earth did paralyze come from?

[–]sunsunsun 8 points9 points ago*

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Paralyze - 1804, from Fr. paralyser (16c.), from O.Fr. paralisie "paralysis," from L. paralysis

edit: You'll be glad to know that I found some more information for you.

Paralysis : 1520s, from Gk. paralysis, lit. "loosening," from paralyein "disable, enfeeble," from para- "beside" + lyein "loosen, untie," cognate with L. luere "to loose, release, atone for, expiate," O.E. for-leosan "to lose, destroy," losian "to perish, be lost" (see lose). Earlier form was paralysie (late 14c., see palsy). O.E. equivalent was lyft adl (see left (adj.)) or crypelnes "crippleness."

[–]LuckyNumberHat 2 points3 points ago

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Despite how cute this is, this has been posted so many times, I can't even count them all. Please stop doing this.

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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Never again.

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 0 points1 point ago

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How I tuck myself in every night.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 0 points1 point ago

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You get a kitten to do it? That sounds kind of awesome.

[–]sgntpepper03 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I find this video?

[–]MinistryoDarkness 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck is this......The fuck was that

[–]somatose -1 points0 points ago

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So, are you just going to repost every GIF from 4gifs.com? Why don't you try something original and make one yourself, post it on reddit, then watch how it gets posted on 4gifs then reposted back to reddit.

[–]deejay_1 -1 points0 points ago

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hehehehe stupid kitteh...your title nails this gif hyper lol

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