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[–]L-J-N 131 points132 points ago

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DINKLEBERG!

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[–]PunctuationCamp 25 points26 points ago

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It's dangerous to go alone. Take these:

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[–]Iggyhopper 4 points5 points ago

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Blue text... ?

DINKLEBURG!

[–]G-Zom 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DoctorMagazine 46 points47 points ago

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Everyone just calls me Dad. BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO!

[–]Fresnel_Zone 14 points15 points ago

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OR ELSE. Now come on in... OR ELSE!

[–]Speedwagon 29 points30 points ago

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IF I HAD ONE.

[–]rammsdell 29 points30 points ago

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This must be those new gifs that have sound, because I definitely heard him saying that in my head.

[–]RoxurSox1 82 points83 points ago

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As an old school Fairly Oddparents fan, I cannot upvote this enough.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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old school

...oh god, there's a new school?

[–]seiya42 18 points19 points ago

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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NICKELODEON:

STOP MAKING MOVIES OF YOUR CARTOONS!

[–]powerpuffgirl[S] 19 points20 points ago

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I was babysitting the other day and they were watching this...I was like, "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...."

[–]eatsox117 9 points10 points ago

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how bad was it...

[–]powerpuffgirl[S] 16 points17 points ago

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From what I saw, it was pretty much Drake Bell dressed up in Timmy Turner clothes; he was still stuck in the same grade after ten years or something.... I don't know how to describe it more eloquently than this: absolutely retarded.

[–]Underdogg13 3 points4 points ago

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And Yorgen Von Strangle was pretty wimpy for what I pictured him as in the cartoon. They could've gotten a more muscular guy to play him.

[–]donnie0darko0 3 points4 points ago

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Rope! It's like string.. but manlier!!

[–]tehlonelydj 0 points1 point ago

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Best Yorgen quote. EVER

[–]JRowe3388 2 points3 points ago

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Timmy acted like he was still young so he could keep his fairies. He sees Tootie after all those years and she ends up being super fine, so he has to decide between his love for her and growing up or keeping the fairies.

Brilliant idea, but executed VERY poorly

[–]NinjaDog251 1 point2 points ago

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It was awesome!

[–]shoopdawhoop23 1 point2 points ago

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what

[–]wouldgillettemby 1 point2 points ago

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MY EYES! WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS? COULDN'T I JUST GO ON WITH MY HAPPY MEMORIES?!

[–]RestoreFear 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they just made some new, actual episodes recently, too.

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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Just read the summary...what...the...fuck...

[–]amanaybeak 0 points1 point ago

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oh christ. I just realized: I am old.

[–]The_pirate_butler 0 points1 point ago

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I'll save some people some time, here's the trailer. Really you can't expect much from a live action movie based on a childrens cartoon.

[–]somerandomguy255 2 points3 points ago

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There's a live action "movie"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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i saw about 5 minutes of it, followed quickly by my historical sobbing in the fetal position. THEY RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

[–]NinjaDog251 -1 points0 points ago

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how so? I love it when they turn my favorite cartoons into live action movies!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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have you watched it? some cartoons have the ability to be transfered to live action. this show cannot, and well.... try and find it on tv sometime, its painful.

[–]NinjaDog251 -1 points0 points ago

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I did watch it.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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NICKELODEON:

STOP MAKING MOVIES OF YOUR CARTOONS

[–]zobbas 8 points9 points ago

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Once is enough, thank you.

[–]moorechez67 0 points1 point ago

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Out of curiosity, was it made by ren and stimpy creators? Cant stop thinking ren & stimpy when I look at that

Edit: stimpy, not stumpy. Thanks autosuggest

[–]rob_ob 12 points13 points ago

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one of the most underrated characters, that guy is awesome! i mean THIS GUY http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0358460/

[–]zwaldowski 11 points12 points ago

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The... janitor?

[–]shoopdawhoop23 1 point2 points ago

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THAT'S WHO THAT IS

[–]rob_ob 0 points1 point ago

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he actually did the cosmo voice in an ep of neds declassified i think

[–]shoopdawhoop23 0 points1 point ago

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He was awesome!

[–]Qingy 0 points1 point ago

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Before I clicked the link I thought you were talking about the janitor from Scrubs. /disappointed

[–]Bradburn777 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, Daran Norris!

[–]Geirskogul 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY SHIT VINCENT VOLAJU

[–]ArtingIsATroll 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit i scrolled about half way down and noticed he voiced in Megas XLR fucking boss

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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He appears to be giving a lot of fuck about not giving a fuck.

[–]MHiroko 1 point2 points ago

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yeah. op gives enough of a fuck to tell reddit how much of a fuck they don't give.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so glad I now know that someone doesn't care about things. What a contribution to the community this is!

[–]NovaDeez 6 points7 points ago

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I literally just finishing watching this episode about 10 minutes ago. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

[–]PGLubricants 5 points6 points ago

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Holy fuck, my brain is one hell of a voice actor!

[–]roboturner 2 points3 points ago

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So how would he put a fuck on that pedestal if he gave it? Wouldn't he put it there if someone gave him a fuck?

[–]nolan1229 2 points3 points ago

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sorry..lost the happy. but the happy's back!

[–]garysnail123 2 points3 points ago

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And here's where I'd put my comment. IF I HAD ONE.

[–]kamishizuka 1 point2 points ago

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Or else?

[–]connecttwo 2 points3 points ago

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"Oh goody! You brought the net!"

[–]1337_beat 1 point2 points ago

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Its creepy how I read that in his voice...thats never happened before.

[–]MrRoboto113 1 point2 points ago

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Amazing. Love that show. Now I want a trophy.

[–]LoFih 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for actually making me LOL.

[–]rtifishul 1 point2 points ago

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Simply outstanding work, lad.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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If you have to tell everyone how you don't give a fuck, chances are you do.

[–]jeffster888 7 points8 points ago

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I hate it when people post this kind of pseudo-insightful bullcrap. You know what? When I say I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck. I am actively telling you "I have completely disregarded what you have just said or done" but it sure as hell doesn't mean I gave a fuck.

[–]MrMcChew 0 points1 point ago

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But why bother wasting your time and energy saying that you don't give a fuck when you don't give a fuck? If you really don't give a fuck, then you would completely ignore it.

[–]canireddit 1 point2 points ago

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It would be better if the things we aren't giving fucks about were stopped to prevent us from being annoyed. If we don't give a fuck about something, we still don't want to be bothered by it.

[–]mags87 0 points1 point ago

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if someone asks me about it, and i ignore it they will keep talking about it. if i tell them that i do not give a fuck, they may drop it

[–]jeffster888 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't exactly take a lot of effort to say "I don't give a fuck", at least in my case.

[–]MrScantron 1 point2 points ago

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People who genuinely don't give a fuck tend to just change the topic

[–]mrdanz 0 points1 point ago

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its in the title. about "most things." reddit is the exception

[–]RA_Chaos 0 points1 point ago

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Precisely.

Saying one does not care shows a distinct lack of caring. If you didn't care you would not feel a need to inform everyone that you do not care. Telling people comes from a mindset of wanting people to know that you don't care.

That be caring in my book.

[–]Eric52902 6 points7 points ago

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When I tell people I don't care, it's my polite way of saying, "fuck off". You can read it however you want as long as you go away.

[–]RA_Chaos 4 points5 points ago

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Saying fuck off is an emotional reaction and also demonstrates a whole heap of caring.

Not reacting, not feeling any emotion whatsoever, not doing anything about it, that is not giving a fuck.

By telling them to fuck off - you just gave a fuck.

[–]Eric52902 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, don't you bring sound logic and valid points into this. You keep this up and I'll be forced to scream at you as dispassionately and stoically as I know how. The intensity of my unfelt emotions will make you tremble!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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so if you care, you should say you care, because you do care and people should know you care, but if you don't care, you shouldn't say you don't care because you don't say you don't care if you don't really care.

[–]RA_Chaos 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, the laffs. In class.

[–]TheZenMaster 0 points1 point ago

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NEAT!

[–]Vincent133 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else jumped when the frame changed?

[–]HerculeManstrong 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. If he didn't give a fuck, wouldn't he still have the fuck to place it on the pedestal? Since there is no fuck on the pedestal, wouldn't that mean that he actually gave said fuck?

[–]umsmasta 0 points1 point ago

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sorry...lost the happy BUT THE HAPPY'S BACK!!!!

[–]deftify 0 points1 point ago

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If you give a fuck to someone... you dont put it anywhere.. you give it to them. The illustration doesn't make sense.

[–]truth-informant 0 points1 point ago

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I love how Reddit has come to cherish apathy.

[–]event_horizon_ 0 points1 point ago

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Fairly Odd Parents. One of the best cartoons of the 2000's. (Spongbob and Family Guy came out in '99.)

[–]houseofbacon 0 points1 point ago

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Is this bad? It is really bad that I can relate, and just like... really just don't give a fuck at all?

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 0 points1 point ago

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I liked it better without the second frame.

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

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Bookmarked for future abuse.

[–]abhi91 0 points1 point ago

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genius

[–]boob_grab 0 points1 point ago

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I have res, but i am not on my own computer, so I cannot save this. Instead I am leaving a comment

[–]DevestatingAttack 1 point2 points ago

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Let's all upvote this, but pretend like we don't get a reference to a children's cartoon that we all watched.

[–]darkesth0ur -1 points0 points ago

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Oh you're so counter-culture with your teen angst. Cute.

[–]IdiothequeAnthem -1 points0 points ago

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What a tragic way to live