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[–]crotch_pheasants 354 points355 points ago

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hey, this man is truly a great man and father for putting up with what is obviously a horrifying beiber experience for him. My dad was barely willing to acknowledge my existence growing up, let alone take me to an event so purely and only for my own enjoyment.

[–]PumpValve 109 points110 points ago

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At least there was no line for the men's room.

[–]ggf45yw4hyjjjw 60 points61 points ago

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Heh. You may be incorrect.

When I took my daughter to the Hannah Montana concert in San Diego a few years ago, the men's room was overtaken by all the moms and their little girls.

[–]codefocus 94 points95 points ago

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Still use the urinal like a boss.

[–]my_drug_account 21 points22 points ago

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Get charged with public indecency. You know how crazy moms are.

[–]Demotic 13 points14 points ago

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Impossible.

With the ex girl friend I attended a beyonce concert (horrifying experience) and I found myself in such situation. The woman was screaming at me for using the urinal in front of her 12 year old daughter. I screamed "security, this woman is harassing me" security came escorted out while she was cussing every single oft family.

Win.

[–]GracefulxArcher 15 points16 points ago

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They wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

[–]RUN_BKK 11 points12 points ago

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Still, that would make me so pissed.

[–]codefocus 11 points12 points ago

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Their lawyer would imply that urinal lot of trouble.

[–]enig-o-matic 12 points13 points ago

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I assumed it would be dads taking refuge. I stand corrected.

[–]a_for_annie 1 point2 points ago

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you are truly a great man... I don't think I can be there for hours listening to her whiney voice. (applaud)

[–]ggf45yw4hyjjjw 28 points29 points ago

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I am a father of 3. About 4 years ago, I took my then 8-year-old daughter to a Hannah Montana concert. I was by no means a fan of her music, but a few days before the concert, I bought her CD and listened to her music whenever I was in my car, just so that I could be more into it at the concert.

We both had a great time, and it was so much fun for me to see the look of sheer joy on my daughter's face and hear her screams of delight when HM finally appeared on stage.

[–]foreverchamone 8 points9 points ago

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wow. imagine if one of your co workers pulled up next to you at a stop light while your sitting there listening to it. i can just see you slowly turn your head and get caught looking him dead in the eyes...

happened to me once with britney spears... except i was singing it... and dancing... and it was my dad who pulled up next to me... thats when the disowning began...

gimme gimme moar gimme moar gimme gimme moooar.

[–]dablya 6 points7 points ago

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My manager had his ipod playing through speakers once when I walked into his office to ask him something. As we are talking, the ipod starts playing "It's raining men". This was years ago and I still give him shit about it.

[–]toadkiller 4 points5 points ago

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Hey man, that's still an awesome song.

HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN

[–]foreverchamone 2 points3 points ago

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haha awesome. i can imagine his face going white with absolute terror.

[–]PancakeLad 1 point2 points ago

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Your manager is Waylon Smithers?

[–]eixan 2 points3 points ago

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somebody post relevant gif now.

[–]Miley_Cyrax 7 points8 points ago

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Oh right, you liked Miley Cyrus for her music, and not for other reasons.

[–]Darksnake600 9 points10 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ Tits or gtfo

[–]PumpValve 27 points28 points ago

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Yup. You aren't there to love the music. You're there for your kid(s). Great dad indeed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Dad with earmuffs to dad undergoing hearing loss: "noob".

[–]enig-o-matic 2 points3 points ago

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Although his reaction isn't entirely inappropriate.

[–]mt3chn1k 1 point2 points ago

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if there are 10,000 screaming girls near you, all at max volume, that can be painful!

[–]Kolibri 44 points45 points ago

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Hell, if you wanted to drag me to a Justin Bieber concert, I'd disown you myself.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The Dad to the left looks to distracted by his dick pop to notice all the screaming.

[–]chengnolan 24 points25 points ago

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I agree, it takes a cool Dad to put up with a zillion screaming little girls. This was a labor of love and self sacrifice. I'm glad my kids are grown. I'd slit my own throat if I had to sit through a Justin Bieber "concert" Accckk!

[–]i_practice_santeria 3 points4 points ago

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The last thing you would hear would be "Baby, baby, baby, oohhhh" and you'd be powerless to stop it.

[–]foreverchamone 2 points3 points ago

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i was in wal mart once and i could hear some girls giggling while some insufferable music was playing, turns out it was justin beiber on the stereo, they put in on all the stations and turned them up all the way.

i went super saiyan and Kamehameha'd the shit out of them.

[–]mistermordancy 6 points7 points ago

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Our fathers are meant to be cold distant authority figures so son's constantly outdo themselves for the slightest bit of attention, and daughters end up dating cold distant assholes because they remind them of their father. (joking).

[–]Voduar 0 points1 point ago

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HA! It's funny because its true!

[–]foreverchamone 10 points11 points ago

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my real father tried to kill me and my mom several times. my step dad isnt ever home. if i have to sacrifice my self for my kids like that to be a better father then so be it. my childrens joy is more important than any thing else i could ever imagine

that being said im 18 and never have had a relationship longer than 2 weeks.

[–]adrianmonk 2 points3 points ago

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Not having a long relationship is fairly normal at 18. Some people don't even bother to date at all before 18.

[–]DiamondShreddy 4 points5 points ago

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You don't fucking understand what Justin Bieber concerts are like asshole.

Like this.

[–]ScurvyDervish 2 points3 points ago

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Remember the type of Dads who forced their kids to play football? Now we have Dads forcing their kids to skateboard. I happen to think skateboarding>football, but in both cases the parenting sucks. An asshole Dad excepts his kid to like what he likes, can't accept his children for who they are, and shames them for the things they enjoy. The dad in this picture is not an asshole dad.

[–]invertedspear 2 points3 points ago

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OP may be saying that he hopes his kids' interests don't suck. Not saying he hopes he won't be a part of their interests. Or, in other words, that he will be a part of their interests no matter what, he just hopes that their interests don't involve high-pitch, top-of-their-lungs girls' screams.

[–]TheBB 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what a crotch pheasant is, but if one spawned as my offspring, I might be a little put off as well.

[–]kelmanza 1 point2 points ago

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I know I really have no place to say this not knowing the guy in the picture, but I think it is quite likely that he is the kind of dad who works a lot and can barely spend any time with his kids so he spoils shit out of them and does shit like this so he doesn't feel guilty (his wife probably makes him feel guilty).

[–]insobox 1 point2 points ago

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I agree 100%, this dad is being a father. Putting his child's happiness at the forefront. I grew up with out a dad, but I did have a father (my grandpa). I respect the shit out of this guy.

[–]evil_twin 3 points4 points ago

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His wife probably made him do it . . .

[–]ILikeTurtlesss 5 points6 points ago

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b/c she's banging someone else while he's there.

[–]kral2 0 points1 point ago

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Beiber? Post-birth abortion time.

[–]IDKFA_IDDQD 56 points57 points ago

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That's a great father. I hope I am that father, even if my ears will be bleeding from the pop star du jour. If you don't want to suffer so your little girl can be safe and happy then you don't need to be a father at all.

If you just don't want to be at a Beiber concert - I don't blame you - but the previous still applies.

[–]quotability 32 points33 points ago

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Oh, he's not wincing because of the music. He's wincing because of the pre-teen banshee scream. It is deafening and frightening when 10,000 young girls scream their heads off because they are breathing the same air as the beeb.

[–]g33n 6 points7 points ago

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That scream, at those levels, is like a knife cutting through your soul. I doubt the beebs could even be heard.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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It's the only scream that manages to be louder than that of an irate toddler in a Toys-R-Us at Christmas time. I didn't think it possible but it is.

[–]Kazudo2 95 points96 points ago

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I wouldn't mind being that father when I have kids.

He's got enough money to get his children what they want and he's prepared to sacrifice some of his time to make them happy.

Good dad.

[–]saucemoney 8 points9 points ago

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Even better, teach them to appreciate good music and go to a concert you can enjoy together.

[–]Kazudo2 61 points62 points ago

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To them that is good music and it's making them happy. That's enough of a reason for me.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 8 points9 points ago

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Plus they're dumping all their raging teenage hormones on completely unattainable males. Win!

[–]fritopiefritolay 0 points1 point ago

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never thought of it that way... I will condone this behavior once I am a father!

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

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I call it the "lust bucket" theory of teenage craziness. Girls need an object of lust and desire that cannot reciprocate. They want to try out their new wiring but they don't want to actually go through with it. It's one-sided. It needs to be one-sided.

So you get boy bands. You get girls putting posters up of their favorite boy. They write letters, they draw pictures, they talk about marrying the guy.

It's make-believe but with hormones.

[–]Jackist 4 points5 points ago

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"Good" music is subjective.

[–]Spi_Vey 1 point2 points ago

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Your parents thought they could do the same thing.

[–]ProximaC 112 points113 points ago

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I've had to endure many horrors over the last 18 years to see smiles on my daughters faces.

It was worth it every single time.

[–]ClevelandFrown 42 points43 points ago

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And which one of the LA Clippers are they dating now?

[–]Edrondol 5 points6 points ago

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Harpo?

[–]foreverchamone 1 point2 points ago

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nah brah, its the jersey shore guys brah, its the sit(ch) brah.

[–]Demotic 0 points1 point ago

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What? COME AT BRO! COME AT ME!

[–]foreverchamone 0 points1 point ago

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YO BRAH! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR SHIT BRAH! THIS IS MY BITCH BRAH! ILL FUCK YOU UP BRO DONT YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT LOOKIN AT MY GIRL BRAH!

[–]Rorkimaru 4 points5 points ago

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You are a legend. Continue with the awesome.

[–]spookyvision 1 point2 points ago

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aw man, that's really sweet!

[–]robdag2 0 points1 point ago

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Your daughters are 18, you say...?

[–]1wiseguy 10 points11 points ago

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Even guys that don't have daughters should be able to grasp that 2 hours of Justin Beiber is not going to be the worst thing that will happen in the 25-year experience.

[–]karenias 0 points1 point ago

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The mystery of the late period

[–]1wiseguy 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. That would be worse.

Or 2 weeks of "Why won't Brad call me back..."

Or "Dad... I ran over a stop sign, but it wasn't my fault."

Or "All of my friends are getting their tongues pierced..."

[–]dfield 11 points12 points ago

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[–]SantiagoRamon 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like a cameraman

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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My dad endured an NSYNC concert and drove me and my sister to an O-town concert at a high school 4 hours away from where we lived. I've never thought much about it until just now. He truly is a good dad :] and so is this man!

[–]maxxspeed 3 points4 points ago

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If you are ever a dad and have daughters, this will be you. It probably won't be Justin Beiber, but it will be some other inane asshole that all the pubescent girls of the time will go crazy over.

It was "New Kids on the Block" for mine.

[–]mambouli 2 points3 points ago

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I just said today to my (4 years older then me) wife : I was too young for the Nkotb it was backstreet boys in my days ... oh and we have a kid. My point is : YOU OLD

[–]maxxspeed 0 points1 point ago

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LOL, yup...

[–]hthu 3 points4 points ago

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I get a headache just looking at the photo. I can almost visualize the high frequency sound wave filling the air.

[–]rishter 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah you better hope you're never the kind of dad that exposes his daughter to the likes of Justin Bieber!

[–]h4hagen 2 points3 points ago

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This reminds me of when my dad recently decided to attend a Metallica/ Lamb of God concert with me. He spent most of the concert checking emails on his blackberry.

[–]fritopiefritolay 0 points1 point ago

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how can you stand there and check your blackberry during a metallica concert?? I'm just going to pretend that he was texting his bros about how awesome it was.

[–]h4hagen 1 point2 points ago

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Hes also 52 so imagine that has something to with it. Still though.

[–]ass_kicker32 3 points4 points ago

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I would love to be that dad! I want to take my daughter to all sorts of places like this with her friends. I know stupid crap like this means a lot to her and Id be honored to take her there with her friends, just to share in the experience.

[–]JojOhmy 3 points4 points ago

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My dad did this for me when I was in the 4th grade for a Hanson concert, we ended up getting complimentary parking at the Hollywood Bowl and meeting them. Meant more to me than he'll ever understand... I found out that "weak in the knees" is a real experience, or maybe it was on the verge of fainting...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I remember feeling like that when I met the Jonas Brothers. There was a girl next to me crying. I didn't feel sorry for her because crying was over the top, but the moment they entered the room I couldn't breathe and tears were in my eyes.

[–]sbsellards 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, even though that sucks, that's a pretty good dad.

[–]Seonaid 2 points3 points ago

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I LOVE this dad! Mine flew me 300 miles to see the Bay City Rollers when I was 12 and sat through it with me.

[–]Roomy 18 points19 points ago

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Seriously, women of reddit, why do you feel the need to scream at a brain-bleeding high pitch when you're insane on some stupid band or riding a roller coaster when you're like 9 to 18? I absolutely love coasters, but the biggest problem is that the whole time I'm on one, I'm completely distracted with how much I can't stand the girls who are just screaming 100% of the entire time non stop for NO REASON. How would they like it if I just came up to them at some time when they're having fun and just started screaming in their faces over and over and over and OVER again? You're on the same ride I am. I don't feel the need to make myself look stupid by doing that, and neither should they. The boy band hysteria screaming is even worse, but I'd never actually be there, so whatever.

NO.

NO!

Unless you're DYING by being stabbed in the chest by a blood-crazy Rupert Murdoch, there's no reason to be screaming like that.

[–]TemperingPick 7 points8 points ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]bromosapien 2 points3 points ago

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No, no, no. It's more of a, "Skreeeeeeeee!" noise than anything else.

[–]Qingy 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, women of reddit, why do you feel the need to... ಠ_ಠ

And people, in general, scream on roller coasters.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

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They're practicing. You don't think that ear-bleeding "Eeek a spider!" screech just happens, do you?

[–]Big_Bird_nation 2 points3 points ago

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He Could be taking it like a Boss and brought some good old fashioned earplugs

[–]hydrox 2 points3 points ago

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Its obviously the high frequency screaming from the girls'.

[–]Fripomanic 2 points3 points ago

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There are ways to ensure that you will never be that dad.

[–]ShakespierceBrosnan 2 points3 points ago

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It was ever thus.PIC Why did beatles fans look 40?

[–]thebeefytaco 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Subtle but worth it

[–]kwcraw 5 points6 points ago

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Its his own fault for letting such ridiculous behavior get to that point.

[–]Toribor 6 points7 points ago

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Some call it murder... I call it a post-birth abortion.

[–]KidRed 1 point2 points ago

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Eh, that's what my iPhone is for. I could be playing games all concert long and forget that it's time to go. Distraction has a way of drowning out loud kids.

[–]karenias 2 points3 points ago

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Unless you have some earplugs that can block off hundreds of screaming girls that's gotta be one hell of a distraction

[–]KidRed 0 points1 point ago

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Making that toucan curve back at the right time is ridiculously difficult.

[–]imaoddboy 1 point2 points ago

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The Boss headphones on the camera guy are backwards. ಠ_ಠ

[–]1rv 1 point2 points ago

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The very definition of horror and confusion.

[–]bounce7 1 point2 points ago

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sincerely, I hope I never have 3 daughters as well.

[–]blooregard325i 1 point2 points ago

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You will be. You will be. - Yoda

[–]buck99 1 point2 points ago

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I came in here to say precisely this. Upvote.

[–]juwhooo 1 point2 points ago

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That is a wonderful man and he deserves this upvote

[–]cody_au 1 point2 points ago*

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I (31yo male) went to a Bieber concert because I like him, and took my gf and 13yo neice. Me, my gf, and my neice were all well behaved.

However the other 15,000 odd girls were not. The one directly behind me in particular, screamed for two hours, "I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER" directly into my ear... BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMING, NON-STOP. It was completely, soul shatteringly fucked, and she kept doing it to the point I thought I was going to die. Meanwhile the girls who stole a few empty seats in front of me, kept looking out for security then standing on the chairs so that they could wave and keep blocking our fucking view. At the end of the show they (and a lot of other girls) were sitting in their seats and crying; meanwhile I was laughing inside.

I really wanted to punch a fuckload of them out. I like JB, but I pity the generation of boys that is going to have to date these stupid fucking girls who can't just enjoy a concert.

But my neice is awesome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's my same reaction when I see Beiber on TV and can't find the remote quick enough.

[–]levi41 2 points3 points ago

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I was that "Uncle". If you have not experienced it you can not appreciate the pain his ears are in right now. When my niece was 13 I took her to see The Thompson Twins at the Paramount Theater in Seattle. The sound of 2000 12-15 year old girls screaming in unison in a rather small venue was excruciating. It was like my ear drums were being peeled away layer by layer by a rusty scalpel while hot acid was poured in my ears.

More damage was done to my ears at that concert then all of the concerts in the 70's I went to.

[–]bigshum 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair... that does look like a Justin Bieber concert. Fuck, I'd be sawing off my dick and choking myself with it.

[–]wbeavis 8 points9 points ago

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That's not what I thought went on at Justin Bieber concerts, at all. Thanks for the warning.

[–]Dying_Dog 1 point2 points ago

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I wish he was reacting to Justin Beiber getting clubbed in the face with a spiked bat.

[–]MattJ016[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I should rephrase and say I hope my children will be into better music so I will not have to be in his shoes.

[–]Itbelongsinamuseum 6 points7 points ago

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Pro-tip: If you force your kids to listen only to led zeppelin and other ancient bs, pop music will become the forbidden fruit. Imagine catching your kid with rap cds and pop cds that they've hidden from you because they don't want to disappoint you or get in trouble. What a shame.

[–]brett1337 1 point2 points ago

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The dad on the left has wizened up.

[–]mqduck 1 point2 points ago

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Completely agree. If I have kids who ask to go to a Justin Bieber concert, I'll know I failed as a parent.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I have guaranteed that I will never be that dad. My daughter is ten. I raised her on a steady music diet of Ramones, Slayer, Public Enemy, Dropkick Murphys (She regularly chanted along with the OI OI OI parts of Barroom Heroes at the age of 2), The Clash, Social D, etc. I wanted to make sure, in the woprds of the departed prophet Hicks, my kid listened to music that fucking ROCKED.

She is now ten, and I no longer have to shove good music at her. She makes her own decisions. By herself, via Youtube, she found Creedence Clearwater, The Birthday Massacre, and Cage the Elephant. They are her favorites. Alternately, she finds it hilarious to consistently mock Justin Bieber and refer to him in the feminine when she says something about his horrible "BABY BABY BABY BABY" music. I did not teach her this. I am so fucking proud.

She wants her first live show to be Mindless Self Indulgence or Birthday Massacre. I will be a proud motherfucker of a dad that day.

[–]inyouraeroplane 5 points6 points ago

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Hell yeah.

My dad played a lot of jazz for me and I remember hearing Man or Astro-Man and The Strokes on repeat as a little kid.

[–]pigmunk 1 point2 points ago

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Do MSI with her! They're fantastic, and even come out after to say hello to fans. Shed love it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen them live twice. LOVE their shows.

[–]ruledcards 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone notice the chick in the background next to the dad that looks like shes enjoying the concert? She must be in her 20's at least

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he's just a closet bieber believer.

[–]Frensoa 0 points1 point ago

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Going to a show with a tie is the signature of a true gentleman!

[–]ericanderton 1 point2 points ago

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At that age, you're going to look like a "lame adult" in that crowd, no matter what you do. One may as well try to pull off some class in the process, so you come off as a "well dressed lame adult" instead.

[–]FrabriziovonGoethe 0 points1 point ago

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The dad and camera man's faces are all you really need to see that torture is happening.

[–]arcyn 0 points1 point ago

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I just hope I'm never a Dad.

[–]gweezer 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought you were complaining about being a bummer at a funtimes concert.....then I saw the justin bieber (his name does not deserve capitals or spell check) shirts....that is most definitely NOT a funtimes concert!

[–]WillPunForKarma 0 points1 point ago

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The concert is almost as loud as their Bieber shirts...

[–]inyouraeroplane 0 points1 point ago

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You like Bieber, then?

[–]New2thegame 0 points1 point ago

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I'd shoot myself in the fucking face if I had to sit through a Justin bieber concert.

[–]RedMage23 0 points1 point ago

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If I ever have children, I will hope to enrich their lives with a variety of quality entertainment that will encourage them to have long-term general interests and an appreciation of quality. Perhaps I'm aiming too high.

[–]TargetMeat 0 points1 point ago

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I hope im never the guy wearing headphones,

[–]obxfisher 0 points1 point ago

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It's acceptable to be that Dad if it's Justin Beiber!

[–]Racemic 0 points1 point ago

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You don't have to go into the friggin concert. Just drop them off and pick them up.

[–]zerbey 0 points1 point ago

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I'm already this Dad, only I got dragged to a Barney concert. I'm sure I'll get to see whatever teen sensation is around when my kids hit that age as well. You just have to roll with the punches when you're a Dad :)

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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what are you talking about?, thats at Justin Beiber. that face is every redditor, the only thing to make it worse would be Rebecka Black.

[–]zeroair 0 points1 point ago

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That is what earplugs are for.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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i never understood why girls scream like that when they see something they like.

[–]bombproof 0 points1 point ago

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He was composed for the two hours leading up to the event, but then all of the sudden, he... he... he just couldn't take it any more.

[–]powpowpowkazam 0 points1 point ago

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He looks really upset and I feel sorry for him.

[–]fiveifrenzy6 0 points1 point ago

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I dont envy the guy to the left with the bose noise canceling headphones on. He was probably forced to take his little sister there and is trying not to drop a few IQ levels.

[–]The_Limping_Coyote 0 points1 point ago

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For my relief, my 9-year-old daughter told me last weekend: "I like his songs but I don't like him"

[–]ShakespierceBrosnan 0 points1 point ago

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It was ever thus.PIC Why did beatles fans look 40?

[–]1818jcs1818 0 points1 point ago

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(yoda voice) You will be. You will be.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He is reacting to what he sees on stage.

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

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Like I said last time this was posted, I wish I could grab that poor guy, pull him out of there, and lead him gently to the nearest sports bar.

[–]jiggahmah 0 points1 point ago

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i dragged my kids to j.bieber, you see what i did there?

[–]HideousInfant 0 points1 point ago

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I will metaphorically beat a good taste of music into my children whenever or if ever I should decide to sow my seed.

[–]YouMad 0 points1 point ago

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Noise canceling headphones. Blast Hendrix or something loud.

[–]jyoon86 0 points1 point ago

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true sacrifice... i want to buy this man a beer.

[–]Kurise 0 points1 point ago

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Even the guy working the event looks uncomfortable.

[–]turmacar 0 points1 point ago

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Any leanings toward this kind of mindless screaming, BAM! Boot to the head.

[–]TheIcelander 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather my daughters in the pit at a punk show than at a Bieber-equivalent concert.

[–]Cepheus 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Beiber's manager?

[–]tarynaimee 0 points1 point ago

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What are you talking about? He's having the time of his life.

[–]Shaboz 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I will allow anything close to that. Let alone attend a concert. I have alot of patience, just not for those types of things.

[–]Allycia 0 points1 point ago

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You'd rather be the dad that's rockin' out to Justin Beiber?

[–]falldownfallup 0 points1 point ago

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You know his wife made him go.

[–]mericaftw 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, I'd be that too if I had to listen to some prepubescent white kid and his screaming fans.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This pic made fucking crack up. His face is that of pure torment.

His face is what hell (If there was one) is described.

[–]Lapbunny 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does the dude on the left look like his headphones (or SOMETHING) are plugged into his beard?

[–]Gr0nd 0 points1 point ago

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Visual interpritation of hell.

[–]Betazona 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever heard the screams of 1,000 girls… its like the same scream u hear in your head when u see ur grandparents grinding it… horrfying… that defines this man.

[–]quirx90 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god new rage face. MY EARS ARE FULL OF FUCK

[–]supersauce 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he's the father to someone present, or he's just creepy.

[–]PriestmanX 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god. And all i want are girls...

[–]MerryMortician 0 points1 point ago

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My ex wife wanted only to go to an nsync concert for her birthday. (at the time we were still married) I took her. There was me and one other poor sap standing about a foot taller than the rest of the crowd. We exchanged guy nods and shrugs.

[–]ThatGuy20 0 points1 point ago

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im the eldest of three sisters all significantly younger than me. this is me every day.

[–]thisxcantxexist 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he wearing a suit and tie? Has he never been to a concert before? Even if he picked the kids up right after work he could still take his jacket/tie/shirt off before going in.

[–]Ninstarr 0 points1 point ago

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You mean the type of dad that takes his daughters to Justin beiber?

[–]my_parents_are_dead 0 points1 point ago

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at least they have a dad..

[–]mansel 0 points1 point ago

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pics like this almost make me consider a vasectomy...oh wait, i live on the net.....no wife/kids in my future

[–]newgrad101 0 points1 point ago

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You mean a good one?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Earplugs, dude. These are the best.

[–]defguysezhuh 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be glad to take my daughter to just about any concert she wants for two reasons: 1) just to see her happy and having fun and 2) I'm deaf, so I don't give a damn about the noise factor

[–]NotANoveltyUser 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, but I wouldn't take my daughter to that. That make me a bad dad?

[–]BeautifulPlumage 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he wearing a suit?

[–]cubanjew 0 points1 point ago

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Can you imaging the inevitable ear damage from the thousands of teenie bopper screechs spread across the entire frequency spectrum? I'd never recover.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

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Not a dad, one of those girls has a very wealthy family and that is her security guard. Cant remember where I read it, but I did.

[–]bunnyofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Headphones Dad FTW!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Solution: Don't have kids.

[–]ivvy2340 0 points1 point ago

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i love the camera man's face

[–]mrTlicious 0 points1 point ago

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But would you do it to get laid? Probably.

[–]filosofyphreak 0 points1 point ago

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correction: I hope they are never my kids.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I hope I am...that man endured a Bieber concert

[–]kampai12 0 points1 point ago

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Does he remind anyone else of that jackie chan face?

[–]lowrads 0 points1 point ago

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I am heavily damaged from the eighties, and that is sooo very Dad. More Dad than Dad.

[–]RyanFuller003 0 points1 point ago

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I hope I'm never a dad

FTFY

[–]emilymp93 0 points1 point ago

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My parents are divorced, and I have a great relationship with both of my parents. However, since I saw them separately, my dad often did "girly" things with me, such as concerts, shopping, etc. I could never thank him enough. Dads can be so selfless for their little princesses.

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

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Why do girls always shriek? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

[–]noturtypicalredditor 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, at least that man cared enough to take his daughter(s) to the concert and totally make their day (if anything, their year). My parents sure as heck didn't care about taking me to any concerts. I salute this fine man...Father of the Year coming up!

[–]seidner310 0 points1 point ago

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Just do what the guy next to him did.... bring your own iPod

[–]Seref15 0 points1 point ago

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When I have kids I'll have them listen to Led Zeppelin and Iron Maiden, and if I ever see them listening to something that was recorded after they were born, they will be locked in a cellar until their mid twenties.

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

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This was a photo illustration for an online music magazine....not just a random candid, by the way.

[–]bbsitdon 0 points1 point ago

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I hope i never have those kids.

[–]MsUnusual 0 points1 point ago

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Poor fella.

[–]ericanderton 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the music. It's the 9 year old girls screaming.

Anyone who's been around that sound knows this is the only appropriate response.

[–]De_Lille_D 0 points1 point ago

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This man should have brought ear plugs.

[–]Zarzaur 0 points1 point ago

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easy to solve that problem. Beat your child every time you heard that god awful music. They associate him with pain. Disaster averted.

[–]risumon 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was Henry Rollins at first, but apparently he is forever alone and proud.

[–]ittakesacrane 0 points1 point ago

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if you don't already have kids, then you don't have to worry about it. By the time you have kids old enough to go to concerts, Justin Bieber will be just another ex-famous soccer mom

[–]TAC0J0E 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this belongs in a sitcom....