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[–]rlburnside 76 points77 points ago

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It's from the Purdue student paper. Some people didn't like it.

link

[–]Jesshka 19 points20 points ago

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I remember reading that issue of the Exponent. I usually look forward to the "sex position of the week," but I'd say about half of the student body, including myself, didn't think it was a good choice.

[–]DrHugsyMcFur 19 points20 points ago

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I love their new "This position must be done with consent from both partners" column now.

[–]not_a_banana 53 points54 points ago

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it's a joke.

[–]kewidogg 14 points15 points ago

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Well it's certainly not a banana

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Walking the thin line between appropriate and inappropriate is what makes jokes funny. Some jokes go too far. Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it must automatically be received as appropriate.

[–]Amaized 54 points55 points ago

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I'm a student at Purdue and I despised the outrage that ensued over this comic. It brought out the inner feminism in far too many students. "OH MY GAWD THIS IS DEMEANING TO WOMEN AND IT'S RAPE AND OUR SCHOOL PAPER IS SUGGESTING THAT IT IS OK TO RAPE PEOPLE. WHAT IF I GET RAPED TOMORROW ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO POST HOW IT WAS OK BLAH BLAH BLAH"

It was a fucking comic intended for comical purposes. Because to some people we can't joke about rape. But I don't see them getting all up in arms when people make jokes about prison rape or many other types of rape. If the roles had been switched, I don't think people would have given a damn. Not to be all mens rights in this rant (bunch of whiners), the reaction from our society angered me in much the same way missing white woman syndrome angers me (What about all the missing black woman, do you feel sorry for them and their families?).

/gets off soapbox

Sorry If I offended anyone.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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Should have made it all dudes.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Fabulous.

[–]elastic-craptastic 17 points18 points ago

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Release a comic the next day, or even the day prior, of this but with 3 dudes in jail.

The Prison Prestige. What makes it more impressive is that it would require one of the guys to actually escape from the cell/jail to appear outside of the window.

I'm sure a dude getting raped in prison wouldn't have gotten the same reaction and maybe it would actually make people think.

[–]TheBobYouKnow 2 points3 points ago

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Because dudes don't mind surprise penetration?

[–]jerrygofixit 25 points26 points ago

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Because dudes wouldn't get so anal about it.

Pun intended.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The comic isn't sexist, but this comment right here is.

[–]seagullsong 12 points13 points ago

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To be fair, every feminist I know hates prison rape jokes.

[–]Orbixx 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It brought out the inner feminism in far too many students.

Wow, that sounds awful and backwards. Those terrible women.

[–]Anna_Turney 17 points18 points ago

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People shouldn't throw fire bombs if they're not willing to get burned.

It's rape, it's a touchy subject and lots of people don't have a sense of humor about it. Taking umbrage out the outrage is ridiculous.

[–]MalSponseller 4 points5 points ago

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Upvoted for the use of the word 'umbrage'

[–]liveart -5 points-4 points ago

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Yes, making a joke is equivalent to throwing a firebomb. That is in no way an unfair comparison. This is not sarcasm...

[–]piray003 19 points20 points ago

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it's a metaphor dude, not a comparison. When someone says "you shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater" in reference to the debate over raising the national debt ceiling, for example, they aren't literally comparing it to throwing a baby out of a window along with the dirty bathwater you washed him in.

[–]TheSystem_IsDown 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, they are literally comparing it to throwing a baby out with bathwater.

[–]Anna_Turney 7 points8 points ago

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People say something offensive and then get "surprised" when people take offense?

Wow. The standards for college students really have slipped.

[–]mizike 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know, I'd be kind of upset if my school paper started running blatantly racist or homophobic comic strips. Why is rape any different? Despite what you think, rape is generally considered a gendered crime, women and enlightened men have every right to be pissed off that the school paper was publishing rape jokes.

Would you so vehemently defend a racist or homophobic joke? If not, why not?

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[–]mizike 0 points1 point ago

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That's a completely absurd conclusion. I never said, nor implied, that people who find rapes jokes funny support rape, that's on you. My point was that people who make rape jokes, racist jokes, homophobic jokes, etc., aren't necessary bigots, they just don't realize how horribly offensive the jokes are to the people being belittled as they're generally making the jokes from a place of power (ie., a member of the majority). So many people say "I was just joking!" to try and excuse the most horribly offensive behaviour - which is pretty much what we're seeing in this thread.

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[–]pass_over 2 points3 points ago

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The vast majority of women don't have to be raped to know they don't want to be...

[–]SpaceDog777 1 point2 points ago*

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This is how I interpreted your comments

Edit: Yes I would defend homophobic or racist jokes.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

[–]JimMorrisonsCorpse 3 points4 points ago

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Racist jokes can be funny. So can jokes about rape.

Just because it's about certain subject matter, does not automatically make it not funny. It can be offensive, off color, or in poor taste. But still funny. People who absolutely refuse to find humor in certain topics because they must show how OUTRAGED I AM I AM SO ENLIGHTENED need to get off that high horse and direct some of that misplaced rage into something a little more constructive. They arn't impressing anyone. It's about a half step off from being the internet white knight.

On the other hand, what the shit were they expecting publishing this in the student paper? No fucking shit someone was going to get upset about it.

[–]Teotwawki69 1 point2 points ago

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"B-b-b-b-but.... no. We have to have the absolute right to not be offended, dammit. Because otherwise our feelings will get hurt by something. Wah.

My response to them is: The penultimate sentence is pretty much the human condition. Every one of us probably sees something personally offensive at least once a day. If we all turned into raging drama queens every single time, we'd be non-functional. Focus on actual injuries to people, and not thought crimes like this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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I dont think so , I'm a woman , but I don't think any man who like it if their partner did that. It would mean that she forced the man into cheating without his permission , and betrayed his feelings and trust for her. Being intimate isn't just about sex , its about being with someone you feel an emotional connection with.

[–]deaconbooze 1 point2 points ago

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lol you're adorable

[–]vierce 0 points1 point ago

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We made controversial stories/jokes in my school paper all the time. I ate it up when people flipped shit over it XD

[–]LizzardFish 272 points273 points ago

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A woman in the army had this pulled on her and the men were charged with rape.

[–]dutchboiz[S] 188 points189 points ago

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I don't always post in WTF, but when I do, its shit that can sometimes by viewed as rape.

[–]Cryptan 59 points60 points ago

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Sometimes?

[–]uptwolait 44 points45 points ago

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Well, things might have gone better than expected.

[–]JumpinJackHTML5 36 points37 points ago

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We changed partners on her, it went okay.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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If she doesn't object to fucking either person, I suppose it wouldn't be rape?

[–]pass_over 1 point2 points ago

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You'd have to get consent prior to.

[–]yamfood 8 points9 points ago

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stay thirsty

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Well this is rape 0_o , its the type of thing that would happen in a disturbing horror movie. You wouldn't like it if someone you liked embarrassed you in that way and used your feelings to get another man laid.

[–]StochasticOoze 9 points10 points ago

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uh

A horror movie is about the last place I could imagine this kind of scene

Maybe in a sex drama

Or a sex comedy

Or a sex porno

[–]hivoltage815 4 points5 points ago

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I saw a horror movie on Netflix called Thankskilling where this scenario happened, except the second partner was an evil turkey.

He even had a great one-liner: "you've just been stuffed."

[–]Sycon 8 points9 points ago*

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Source? Not suggesting you're lying, but I'm genuinely curious about what happened, particularly to the perps.

EDIT: I did find a similar case here, but it was dismissed in court.

EDIT2: Holy crap. There's another case of this happening here

[–]Jdban 7 points8 points ago

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Which guys? Both involved, or just the one who she didn't know she was having sex with?

[–]LizzardFish 44 points45 points ago

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The second guy got a rape charge I think the first guy was charged with conspiracy to commit rape or something but he definitely didn't get away with it

[–]Jdban 6 points7 points ago

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That makes sense, thanks.

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou 1 point2 points ago

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TIL conspiracy to commit rape is a crime that exists.

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 3 points4 points ago

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"One count of public nudity. One count of conspiracy to commit public nudity..."

[–]go_boy 1 point2 points ago

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Book 'em, Lou.

One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

[–]WhyHellYeah 461 points462 points ago

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Also known as rape.

[–]frankyb89 99 points100 points ago

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Yeah, it's funny for about 5 seconds before you realise what just happened. Definitely WTF.

[–]WhyHellYeah 88 points89 points ago

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I met a 25 y/o guy who told me within 10 minutes that doing this was a goal in his life. When I said he could be charged with rape or something, he simply didn't understand why.

[–]LaserDinosaur 37 points38 points ago

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Well, they could have been in a 3 person relationship. Or they may have been having an orgy. ಠ_ಠ

[–]sigma_noise 11 points12 points ago

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and guy #1 went to get more lube...

[–]windsostrange 13 points14 points ago

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My husband went to the store to get more lube and never came back.

[–]Lampmonster1 24 points25 points ago

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He said "Lou" not lube.

[–]LaserDinosaur 8 points9 points ago

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well they could've been in that kind of relationship.

[–]frankyb89 2 points3 points ago

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Unless this was some kind of weird ritual, they wouldn't need to pull this switch if switching partners was normal.

[–]faggatron 26 points27 points ago

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They wouldn't need to, but who doesn't like a magic trick?

[–]an_ace_of_spades 27 points28 points ago

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Also see: the bucking bronco. Halfway through, mention you have AIDs and see how long you can stay on top.

[–]Feduppanda 11 points12 points ago

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I thought the bucking bronco was when you are doing it doggy style and then you grab the girl's boobs and say, "funny, these feel just like your sister's." And then see if you can last the eight seconds.

[–]Teotwawki69 3 points4 points ago

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And to go from the Bucking Bronco to the Rodeo -- six of your friends burst out of the closet at this point to cheer you on.

[–]BlazerMorte 2 points3 points ago

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Alternately, grab her hair, throw one hand up, and enter the back door.

[–]DidntGetYourJoke 71 points72 points ago

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Good thing you posted that, because I'm oblivious to jokes and thought this was a real life suggestion and not a humorous idea that someone posted with no intentions of anyone ever trying to carry out out in reality!

[–]i-hate-digg 21 points22 points ago

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Come on, what's a little rape among friends?

[–]Harukio 37 points38 points ago

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I believe it's rape.

[–]SameThingHappened2Me 23 points24 points ago

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Among friends.

[–]i-hate-digg 1 point2 points ago

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Did the same thing happen to you too?

[–]SameThingHappened2Me 5 points6 points ago

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Do you hate digg?

[–]dicey 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't have to be rape. They could be in a poly relationship.

[–]acusticthoughts 61 points62 points ago

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I wanna know what the sexy note in the lower left corner of the page is...

[–]Greasy 41 points42 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's something to the tune of:

NOTE: The above actions constitute a felony. DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS. [This publication] does not endorse the actions described above in any way, and absolves itself of any responsibility for the actions of its readers.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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... That's not very sexy.

[–]mjayb 98 points99 points ago

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I thought that was the David Blaine.

[–]weedragonaut 100 points101 points ago

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Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty?

[–]ElBasham 46 points47 points ago

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One hell of an album.

[–]bcrab 13 points14 points ago

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I've been hearing he's already working on another one. Next best thing to another full-fledged Outkast album.

[–]Kalamestari 16 points17 points ago

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Yeah, and Andre 3000 is making his own album too. Shit's going to be tight.

Also, 2012 new OutKast.

[–]Caramel_Chew_Chew 4 points5 points ago

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You've just made my day.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Awesome. From their wiki (unless one of you put this here):

It is rumored that Big Boi's second solo album, Daddy Fat Sax: Soul Funk Crusader, along with Andre 3000's solo debut, will be released in late 2011, along with a new OutKast record coming out at some point in 2012.

[–]bcrab 2 points3 points ago

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Hadn't heard there was gonna be new OutKast yet. Hope it isn't too delayed.

[–]TheGuero 2 points3 points ago

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It's going to be a hell of a year for the Outkast boys.

[–]weedragonaut 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I just read that too. Sweet.

[–]mjayb 3 points4 points ago

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yes sir

[–]fragglet 1 point2 points ago

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Almost. The David Blaine is this, except you have to make a David Blaine face through the window.

[–]thnlwsn 20 points21 points ago

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Is it weird that the first thing I thought of was that both men need to have a similar penis size and shape? It would be weird going through all your friends to find the best match.

[–]Sir_Scrotum 2 points3 points ago

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I also considered the switch to be near impossible. I can envision some excuse to suspend action for a moment, but even if there were some type of game play where she couldn't look, there would be numerous differences that would be readily apparent. Dick size would be one, but there are many others.

[–]Doctadrew 124 points125 points ago

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That's the Houdini

[–]rocketsurgery 92 points93 points ago

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No, the Houdini is when you start out having sex and she ends up masturbating without noticing that you disappeared.

[–]lukeag10 161 points162 points ago

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No no no. The Houdini is when you're fucking a girl from behind and when you're about to cum you spit on her back. When she turns over, thinking you are done, then you cum on her face.

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points ago

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No no no. The Houdini is when you die of peritonitis from a ruptured appendix at 1:26 p.m. in Room 401 on October 31, aged 52.

[–]lukeag10 185 points186 points ago

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And then you cum on her face?

[–]Iggyhopper 171 points172 points ago

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And then you cum on her face.

[–]shortyjacobs 4 points5 points ago

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I thought that was the Ghostwriter.

[–]Richard_Judo 4 points5 points ago

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You are correct. That is the Houdini. The OP's move used to be called the David Copperfield before that movie came out. In the David Copperfield, you are outside doing some shit like this: http://i.imgur.com/6uqnf.jpg

Which is the superior method.

[–]patatwork 2 points3 points ago

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Also known as the bait and switch

[–]meftw111 4 points5 points ago

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I originally learned it as this, but then someone introduced to me what Doctadrew had referred to as the Houdini, which somewhat made more sense. As a compromise, I spit on her back, let my friend quickly slip in, then he cums on her face. Win-win-win if you ask me.

[–]endrbn 2 points3 points ago

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and when do you cum in all this?

[–]Maarek 1 point2 points ago

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He came on his own face. Win-win-win-win situation!

[–]narky1 1 point2 points ago

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I always knew that as the phantom.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phantom

Top suggestion is the same as in the comic. The second is what you describe.

[–]rocketsurgery 2 points3 points ago

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I thought that was the Indiana Jones.

[–]i-hate-digg 3 points4 points ago

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What about if she ends up masturbating even if I haven't disappeared? :(

[–]Jemeramy 1 point2 points ago

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The original mastermind

[–]walesmd 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this. A friend literally explained this to me yesterday.

[–]Tnil 1 point2 points ago

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I heard it as "the poltergeist".

[–]knylok 27 points28 points ago

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In this form, this would be rape.

Plus it requires that you stop having sex. I mean, c'mon.

I propose a modified version of this. It will only work if you have an identical twin that she doesn't know about. It involves the identical twin approaching the window and waving. All the same surprise, none of the rape business.

Mind you, you'd have to talk your twin brother into watching you nail someone. Might be a tough sell.

[–]JayTS 1 point2 points ago

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The first thing I thought too was you'd need a twin she didn't know about for it to actually work.

[–]Vincent133 34 points35 points ago

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Get your sneak skill to 90+ and you could do it while in the missionary position.

[–]nixonrichard 10 points11 points ago

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The key is to pay attention to when she blinks.

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, or you could get Chameleon 60% plus. Of course then she wouldn't know who was fucking her. I don't even know where I'm going with this.

[–]5seconds 6 points7 points ago

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Spoiler Alert

Wouldn't it be better to have a secret identical twin that no one knew about pop up in the window at just the right time?

Granted it's a little impractical, but more faithful to the movie and, you know, less rape-y.

[–]kirbypuckett 10 points11 points ago

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There's a skit on Big Boi's album at the end of the track "General Patton" about this. They call it the David Blaine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9um4aVhTwAU&feature=player_detailpage#t=175s

[–]dangerphone 1 point2 points ago

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I was surprised to read all the backlash against the rape, and not any backlash at it not being called the David Blaine. Priorities.

[–]TerminallyChill 8 points9 points ago

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This is actually the 'Turn'. The 'Prestige' is achieved when the partner returns to his original position before the girl looks back.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The 'Prestige' is when the girl is in a giant spring-loaded collapsing cage, covered in a cloth. Make sure you pull out before you trigger it.

[–]hesopriesto 1 point2 points ago

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No no. The Prestige is when the first guy comes back in through the door and takes a bow.

[–]Huygens 11 points12 points ago

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much higher resolution, you can actually read this one.

[–]Rythin 41 points42 points ago

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Okay fappers, I need you guys to help me. Years ago I found a website dedicated solely to that - there were galleries and videos of girls supposedly "exploited" by that trick. First they'd go on a "date" with no. 1 guy, were blindfolded to spice things up and then the switch occured. Obviously the reaction part at the end was the best.

Does any of you know that site? I need it for my science sessions.

[–]ameoba 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't this happen and end up with somebody fucking their mom?

[–]joke_of_the_year 4 points5 points ago

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You are thinking of immortal technique

[–]Ausp3x 14 points15 points ago

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I'd be surprised if those vids were actually real.

[–]Rythin 80 points81 points ago

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They weren't. But porn is like pro wrestling for me. I don't mind the acting.

[–]infinite0ne 16 points17 points ago

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porn is like pro wrestling for me. I don't mind the acting.

Epic quote, man.

[–]seabass0 2 points3 points ago

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[–]creight 3 points4 points ago

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i've seen a version of this where the girl is blindfolded and she ends up "tricked" into having sex with someone from a race which she previously swore off, black to white or vice versa.

[–]morphotomy 8 points9 points ago

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I saw a blindfolded lesbian one where they were both blindfolded, then the camera guy then said "Yeaaaa [full name] you make me hot" and then the younger girl was all "Mom?!?! OMG!"

[–]eib 4 points5 points ago

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Upvoting. For science.

[–]Johnny_Blaze 4 points5 points ago

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yes...science.

[–]Delta_G 3 points4 points ago

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I've always heard this move referred to as the Siegfried and Roy.

[–]YogiWanKenobi 4 points5 points ago

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Whenever I see these absurd sex acts with hilarious names, I'm consoled by the notion that these virgins must be having one hell of a time in their heads.

[–]P_A_Wicket 3 points4 points ago

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Ah yes. The Poltergeist.

[–]P_A_Wicket 2 points3 points ago

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Good ole' Poltergeist...

[–]TangledPenis 3 points4 points ago

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Thank god, I thought I was the only one that knew it was called that...http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c3fd2058c6/patrice-o-neal-bedroom-moves

[–]P_A_Wicket 1 point2 points ago

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Good source!

[–]carlosspicywe1ner 2 points3 points ago

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I want to be the man in the box.

[–]doomgoblin 2 points3 points ago

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If you've ever listened to big boi's album "sir luscious left foot; son of chico dusty," he calls this move the "david blaine."

[–]summetg 1 point2 points ago

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this is the same shit as poltergeist or a casper...

[–]baronfebdasch 1 point2 points ago

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It's not enough to make something disappear. You've gotta be able to bring it back.

[–]FakeWings 1 point2 points ago

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Does it bother anyone else that the text says the couple must be facing a window, yet the people in the diagram are not facing the window?

[–]skwinter 1 point2 points ago

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I was pretty sure this is called the "Window Surprise". Also rape.

[–]TheifsTheme 1 point2 points ago

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Hey guys I'm 5th prestige

[–]autocol 1 point2 points ago

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I want to see the editors humourous note in the bottom left hand corner!

[–]Bigmada 1 point2 points ago

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I don't always get pussy

but when I do, I'm not sharing.

[–]idontusejelly 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought that was called the Batman and Robin.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is the "David Blaine." Thank you, Big Boi.

[–]Darktidemage 1 point2 points ago

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To ACTUALLY make fucking sense this would be done like this

  1. have an identical twin
  2. don't tell your girlfriend
  3. start having sex with her doggy style, facing a window
  4. have your twin come up to the window and wave to her.
  5. when she shockingly jumps off your dick and spins around to confront her "rapist" your twin ducks down and hides

TA DAH. The transported man!

[–]TheBobYouKnow 3 points4 points ago

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Are those guys having SEX with a gorilla?

[–]lurking_boner 6 points7 points ago

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good job on the size of this picture the text is very easy to read /sarcasm

[–]BourbonJungle 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Frensoa 2 points3 points ago

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OMFG! You actually did it! You work for CSI, don't you?

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad you put the sarcasm tag there because I couldn't tell you were being sarcastic.

[–]Shyyyster 2 points3 points ago

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They posted this in the newspaper at Purdue University and people fucking bitched and moaned for like 2 months about rape and bullshit.

[–]EkoostikAdam 1 point2 points ago

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In college we knew this move as the Houdini AKA Rape.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I really don't like rape jokes , I live in the city and many people chose to shout rape as a joke. Its difficult to tell is someones in trouble or not.

[–]summetg 0 points1 point ago

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this is the same shit as poltergeist or a casper...

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of the end of Serbian Film.

[–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago*

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Heh, this caused a shitstorm when it was published in the Exponent.

[–]euming 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone hear this sound for the third panel?

[–]TangledPenis 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Diego_UK 0 points1 point ago

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Where I come from, that's called "The David Blaine."

[–]sorrenn 0 points1 point ago

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Underrated movie.

BTW, I read on Wikipedia that the three phases described (the Pledge, the Turn, and the Prestige) are not real magic terms, and were invented for the movie - yes, the movie is based on a book, but it said that "the prestige" meant something different in the book. However, that passage from Wikipedia appears to have been deleted.

Does anyone know if these are real magic terms?

[–]BrittLovesTom 0 points1 point ago

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lmfao, I'd kill him! hahahah

[–]Final21 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually called the Phantom, named after Kevin "Phantom" Perrim from UofA Basketball.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Back in like 7th grade we were calling this "The Houdini". It seems to have been rebranded with a different magician related name.

[–]shagginflies 0 points1 point ago

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That's an old one. It's called the Ghost

[–]JL_Audio 0 points1 point ago

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My friend in college broke his foot doing this. That's when the girl realized, but didn't really care and let the other guy finish. True story

[–]bread_buddy 0 points1 point ago

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I've always heard of this sex act as "The Houdini".

[–]Rellikx 0 points1 point ago

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I have always known this as the "Houdini". I ,however ,have yet to successfully execute the maneuver.

[–]peppajack217 0 points1 point ago

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Also known as the David Blaine.

[–]alaskaisprettyokay 0 points1 point ago

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This can also be referred to as the 'Harry Houdini' if the male counterpart is not a determined manscaper.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this! Shame I didn't post it on Reddit. Some lucky Boilermaker is swimming in karma right now..Bastard

[–]canonymous 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was where you lock her in a glass box full of water...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to try this sometime, as I don't see what could possibly go wrong.

[–]CIassic 0 points1 point ago

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Also called the David Blane as stated by Sir Dubious

[–]jtfine 0 points1 point ago

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Could be why Julian Assange was charged with "surprise sex"...

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually the The Houdini See Definitions #2 and down. Some of them date before The Prestige was even made.

[–]mrbojenglz 0 points1 point ago

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AKA the "David Blaine"

[–]ex-lurker12 0 points1 point ago

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I've always heard it called the Suprise (notice no 'R')

[–]honeybuns123 0 points1 point ago

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this is actually the houdini, after the magician harry houdini

[–]szalinski 0 points1 point ago

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Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

[–]JetBlackNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Previously known as "The Paradox"

[–]emilymp93 0 points1 point ago

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It's clearly meant for comedy; people should just take a joke.

[–]agingpopstar 0 points1 point ago

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Surprised no one has pointed out this was originally from a Venetian Snares "song".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I knew this as the Houdini...Good times.

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

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This has never happened . . . just something drunk teenage boys hi-5 about and claim they know "some guy" in another school who did it . . . lame.

[–]sakuramboo 0 points1 point ago

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And this whole time, I was calling it the Penn and Teller.

[–]AutoMativeX 0 points1 point ago

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"Please read editor's sexy note at the bottom-right side of the page."

[–]spk3z 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite is called the "Rodeo": as a man is having sex with a women in the doggy-style position with no condom, he tells said women that he has full blown AIDS. The trick here is for the man to hang on as long as possible, keeping his member within his female counterpart before she can "buck" him off.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit has so much sand in it's vagina right now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is called the secret window.

[–]gayfer08 0 points1 point ago

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Where's is the editors sexy note on the bottom left! I NEED TO READ IT!