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[–]pickyourteethup 820 points821 points ago

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When I worked a McDonalds as a teen my manager's moto was, "Tits on tills, dicks on grills."

It worked ok, luckily nobody took the dicks on grills thing literally. Although a guy called Ian did try and clean the microwave in the diswasher, much to our amusement.

Edit: this was in the UK

[–]Sedentary 76 points77 points ago*

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I worked at a restaurant where a box of bananas fell on the floor, and a manager asked a cook (Guatemalan dude) to clean them off. He ended up running them through the dishwasher...

[–]captainAwesomePants 244 points245 points ago

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That poor girl. Was she okay?

[–]captainondeck 7 points8 points ago

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Banana in the tailpipe.

[–]akatherder 760 points761 points ago*

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What is it with McDonalds and dishwashers? My friend got in trouble for sticking his dick in the dishwasher. She was the shift manager's niece too.

Edit: Let me rephrase that. My friend, Phillip, got fired for sticking his dick in the dishwasher. The dishwasher's name was Katie and she was the shift manager's niece.

[–]stillalone 694 points695 points ago

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For the longest time I thought your friend was a girl with dick who happened to be the shift manager's niece.

[–]bersh 278 points279 points ago

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longest time = 16 minutes?

[–]skrillex 222 points223 points ago

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that's 16 minutes reddit time. it feels like years when you're waiting for a post reply.

[–]JustChangingHomepage 47 points48 points ago

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True. As in when you say "I'll be on reddit for a few minutes.", that means a lifetime.

[–]pjdavis 32 points33 points ago

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I thought he was a dude, stuck his dick in the dishwasher, and now (s)he's a chick.

[–]pickyourteethup 22 points23 points ago

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I was dissapointed when I realised this wasn't the case.

[–]acusticthoughts 61 points62 points ago

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"My friend got in trouble for sticking his dick in the dishwasher. She was the shift manager's niece too."

she had a dick?

[–]AmericanFlog 107 points108 points ago

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Dishwasher is a job title, not an appliance.

[–]oinkyboinky 82 points83 points ago

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So is "Pickle Slicer", but I still wouldn't stick my dick in one of those.

[–]pickyourteethup 16 points17 points ago

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pow!

[–]IDriveAVan 27 points28 points ago

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Right in the dishwasher!

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 55 points56 points ago

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I'm just curious - is this actually legal? I mean, giving all the women the customer-service jobs and the men the labour jobs - is that kind of sex-driven division of labour actually allowed? I know it's the standard for 99% of the food service industry, but it doesn't seem quite.... modern.

[–]frymaster 92 points93 points ago

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when I was a (UK) mcdonalds shift manager, if was more about where you started them off rather than where you kept them.

To make a massive over-generalisation, 16-year-old girls aren't very confident around large machines that can burn you, and 16-year-old-boys don't have very good customer service instincts.

Still, once people were fully trained, the situation could and did change. There were certain guys you most definately wanted on the tills, and vice versa. But everyone has to start somewhere.

Exception: First-job-in-the-UK Polish were a lot more likely to be put in the kitchen, at least until their english improved from "I got taught this at school" levels. They were, literally without exception, amazingly reliable and fast workers, and unfailingly polite to customers, but the language issue could be annoying initially

[–]kujustin 42 points43 points ago

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In the US I've been to plenty of places where it's white people on the tills, Mexicans on the grills. I think usually it's about English skills (but not always).

[–]KorbenD2263 30 points31 points ago

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That is the case in 95%+ restaurants in the US. No matter if it's a greasy spoon or a five star restaurant, or if cuisine is Italian, French, American or Thai: the wait staff will match the ethnicity of the food but the kitchen is full of Guatemalans.

[–]acog 11 points12 points ago

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I now want to go to Guatemala. I have this image of being able to go into any random home and the lady of the house will go "What would you like to eat? Thai? Italian? Chinese? Mexican? We do it all here in Guatemala, baby!"

[–]fritopie 3 points4 points ago

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Even at the mexican restaurants they have a clear division for the most part. The ones who know zero english work in the kitchen, the ones who know a little bit bus the tables then are moved up to bringing you your salsa and chips, the ones who know a tad bit more might also take your drink orders, and the ones who know the most are the ones waiting tables.

[–]jayratch 8 points9 points ago

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When I worked at mcdonald's in the US at age 14, I was always stuck at the till. Now you've got me wondering whether that says anything about me.

I was also the only white guy there, which made for good times.

Edit: wait a minute... suddenly it may all make sense.

[–]thelawnz 13 points14 points ago

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I worked at Mcdonalds, and everybody under 16 had to do customer service jobs, due to child labor laws regarding the grills and food.

[–]Shuttlecock 28 points29 points ago

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probably not, but who's going to stop them?

[–]wadetype 155 points156 points ago

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Batman.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 25 points26 points ago

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holy sexist fast food joint batman! the riddler must be behind this

[–]waynehell 211 points212 points ago

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all the men are raiding villages all over europe, same old same old

[–]Yserbius 29 points30 points ago

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Yes, these women are their plunder and work as slaves for the Swedish men.

[–]p0inted 19 points20 points ago

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And bringing home the finest women, so they can serve us at McDonalds...

[–]len69 447 points448 points ago

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I guess they made an exception for the one dark haired girl. She must know somebody that knows somebody.

[–]DoTheDew 105 points106 points ago

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I wonder if she feels like the black sheep of the crew.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 81 points82 points ago

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If she's the one that sticks out amongst the crowd, she's bound to get more attention

I bet most people noticed her first when they saw the picture

NO WAIT THERE'S A GINGER TOO, wow, her soul must have only appeared after looking at the picture long enough

[–]Rokiin 48 points49 points ago

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What soul?

[–]aquasucks 377 points378 points ago

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She puts out.

[–]likwidfuzion 382 points383 points ago

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...very tasty Big Macs

[–]turismofan1986 135 points136 points ago

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...while having sex

[–]Eye_Cue 101 points102 points ago

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...with a big Mac

[–]NeoSniper 67 points68 points ago

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... Special Sauce! jazz hands

[–][deleted] 126 points127 points ago

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jizz hands

[–]ew73 44 points45 points ago

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The worst part is, I read the original like that.

[–]shooshx 11 points12 points ago

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Affirmative action

[–]Relicax 10 points11 points ago

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You missed the ginger in the back

[–]alexander_the_grate 6 points7 points ago

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She's the manager.

[–]regisfrost 318 points319 points ago

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I'm a Swede, and this is pretty much true. The few times I go to McDonalds there are only pretty young girls, with maybe one lucky guy doing fries in the corner.

[–]ChuqTas 313 points314 points ago

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"doing fries" .. yeah, I get it!

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points ago

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I don't...what was he doing to the fries?

[–]lasagnarodeo 160 points161 points ago

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"Cooking them."

[–][deleted] 195 points196 points ago

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Oh, I get it. The phrase is in quotes because throwing frozen fries into a deep fryer can hardly be considered cooking, right? Quite amusing if I may say so.

[–]Introvert 45 points46 points ago

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Nothing gets by you, does it?

[–]tremens 189 points190 points ago

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At least in my experience, our equivalent of this is Chik-fil-A. Pretty much every one I've ever been to is slam full of hotties. For bonus points, their standard greeting is "How may I serve you today?" and their closing line after each order is "Thank you, sir. We love serving you."

So I pretty much feel like Caligula assembling his harem when I go.

Of course, I just leave with delicious chicken sandwiches and the vague annoyance that I'm perfectly willing to sacrifice my principles and support a business that is heavily religious and openly opposes gay marriage..

But, you know. The girls, man. And the sandwiches.

[–]zhylo 97 points98 points ago

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Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[–]SpelledThusly 30 points31 points ago

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Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 25 points26 points ago

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Carl's Jr.: Fuck you, I'm eating.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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And closes on sunday. I never want chickfila more then on sundays.

[–]jeaguilar 24 points25 points ago

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Then on Sundays, what?

[–]yruoc 11 points12 points ago

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The CFA response when you say "Thank You" is to say "My pleasure"

[–]tremens 40 points41 points ago

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OK. Somebody-who-shall-remain-nameless questioned my citation with the following, then deleted their comment:

Did you even read what you linked to? It states that a single franchise owner in PA donated chicken sandwiches to a local organization that was homophobic. After the event corporate public apologized and stated they would no longer donate to any such organizations.

But I had already typed up all of this, so I'm going to reply anyways:

Did you even read the citations throughout the entire rest of that, or just the Wiki summary about one particular incident and jump to call bullshit?

Chick-fil-A has been a major contributor to Focus on the Family, who has a decidedly anti-gay stance. They also run WinShape Retreat, from which there are lots of nice e-mail exchanges to be found. There's the Kentucky Focus on the Family event, with lunch provided by - shockingly - Chick-fil-A. Do I need to keep going? I can do this all day, and so could you, if you'd fire up Google.

There's an extremely length history of incidents like this. The only countermeasure is their PR team saying "No no, we don't have an agenda."

Chick-fil-A's official stance is that these are independent franchise owners and rogue managers. That's what we call "public relations." It's hard to believe that there could be this much smoke without a fire. Particularly with their direct financial contributions to Focus on the Family from top executives throughout the company, and a Corporate Mission Statement that says "To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us."

So you guys can make up your own minds. No, I don't have anything on Chick-fil-A letterhead that says "We hate the gays." - the closest would be the emails from WinShape Retreat. So you can make up your own mind as to the accuracy of me saying they openly oppose gay marriage.

[–]Very_kafkaesque 47 points48 points ago

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Nahhh i work at McDonalds in Sweden, and i'd say it's about 70-30 girls-dudes working up front. In the kitchen however it's about the opposite. I'm among the ~30% of the guys who works the registers. Must be because of my golden blonde hair.

[–]DoTheDew 12 points13 points ago

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You lucky bastard.

[–]ROK247 55 points56 points ago

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YOU GORGEOUS GOLDEN BASTARD

[–]Vitalstatistix 5 points6 points ago

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Never thought being fry guy at McDonalds would be a lucky gig, but I guess in Sweden anything's possible.

[–]dumdumdurr 121 points122 points ago

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it's like hooters except the girls are cuter

[–]rodneyws1977 79 points80 points ago

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And probably smarter.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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probably?

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[deleted]

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 112 points113 points ago

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Maybe they're all his daughters.

[–]OverTheir 106 points107 points ago

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Craster?

[–]CausaMortis 66 points67 points ago

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Think no ill of him, he has always offered sanctuary to the crows.

[–]jook11 10 points11 points ago

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I'd have been so confused if this comment thread happened any earlier. I only got to that part of the book last night.

[–]TuctDape 4 points5 points ago

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He's a godly man.

[–]Hetzer 7 points8 points ago

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I'm so happy that A Song of Ice and Fire is slowly but surely becoming the new Arrested Development of Reddit.

[–]StrictNewtonian 43 points44 points ago

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And place the affirmative action brunette prominently in the foreground. Goddamn PC bullshit.

[–]bitchkat 28 points29 points ago

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A pizza place by my house that only sells individual sized pizzas had some signage like "our ingredients are gown locally, and so are our employees". It seemed to me link an underhanded way of saying "we don't hire mexicans".

[–]amaefm 4 points5 points ago

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Is it a college or tourist heavy town? If not you're probably right.

[–]thearcticwolf 131 points132 points ago

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Hire copious amounts of cute swedish women. Most McDonald's I go to in Canada have half the number of employees serving.

[–]biteableniles 48 points49 points ago

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The Chic-fil-A's in my area always seem to have more employees than customers, no matter how crowded it is. It's magic.

[–]Grammatical_Heir 25 points26 points ago

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Yes, and In-N-out too. It makes such a big difference in my satisfaction. Those are the only two fast food restaurants we go to.

[–]caspper69 17 points18 points ago

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What magical kingdom do you live in where you get Chick-fil-A (notoriously Southeastern and lower Midwestern) and In-N-Out (west coast mostly)?

I may have to see if they're hiring in your area.

[–]YellowPineapple 26 points27 points ago

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In San Marcos, CA there is fast food magic. Chick-Fil-A next door to In-N-Out. And only 1 mile away from a 5 Guys as well.

Proof: http://i.imgur.com/S2Rx4.png

[–]Redebo 6 points7 points ago

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in phoenix, theres a hallowed place where you can be inside a chic fil a and see an in and out across the parking lot...

[–]corporateswine 221 points222 points ago

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I live in Toronto, Every McDonald's in Toronto is fully staffed and operated by a trained team of specialist brown people. possibly the same team in each one. Investigation Pending.

[–]usedtowork 45 points46 points ago

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I can vouch for this

the difference is in Toronto, unlike Sweden, you could staff a McDonalds like a Benetton ad

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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If you got to major Swedish cities you discover that they are like Benetton ad. Sweden has taken huge number of refugees and immigrants over the years. 85% of population are ethnic Swedes.

[–]m2309a3 54 points55 points ago

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Major Swedish cities? Who knew!

[–]usedtowork 34 points35 points ago*

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GTA is < 50% white now and less so all the time, there are literally more than 3 times as many non-whites per capita in the GTA as Sweden so it's a big difference

I don't care so long as they bring their restaurants with them

[–]guinness_blaine 136 points137 points ago

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For a while, I was wondering why you brought up the demographics of a popular video game series by Rockstar. Then I realized Greater Toronto Area.

[–]scram_jones 339 points340 points ago

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That's racist.

[–]knipil 22 points23 points ago

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To be fair to Swedish McDonalds - which there isn't really isn't any reason to be, but still - they do employ a lot of people of from abroad. I think I've seen more middle eastern managers there than I've seen swedes in the same position.

The thing with the girls is really quite common, btw. Usually they put girls at the cash registers and they guys in the back to make the burgers.

[–]duksa 133 points134 points ago

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Being Swedish is not a race.

[–]Frostfoot 317 points318 points ago

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Yup. Whoever gets there first.

[–]Pelvic_Thunder 412 points413 points ago

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Usually the people at the Finnish line

[–]reallifeminifig 195 points196 points ago

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There's Norway they can possibly lose!

[–]v0welmovement 81 points82 points ago

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They can lose if they go too Oslo!

[–]Toorstain 19 points20 points ago

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Dane, that was a stretch.

[–]DepositSlip 394 points395 points ago

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[–]jumalaw 117 points118 points ago

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Posting the original .gif in response to yours now seems to be inadequate.

[–]tardwash 85 points86 points ago

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He went nuclear… nothing you could do there.

[–]fouka 114 points115 points ago

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[–]witty_account_name 6 points7 points ago

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you could always post the gif with sound. What do we call those, again?

[–]Mitchellonfire 543 points544 points ago

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I thought that's just what Swedes looked like.

[–]turtlegirl42 211 points212 points ago

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Yes, totally

Good luck finding any Swedes that look differently

[–]phyx726 408 points409 points ago

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damn Lannisters.

[–]HMS_Pathicus 165 points166 points ago

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But you have to admit, they always pay their debts.

[–]pax333 89 points90 points ago

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It is known.

[–]trsn 49 points50 points ago

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Does that make the people from Finland (Finns?) the Starks?

Oh wait, no it doesn't. It makes them the Night Watch, acting as an unwilling buffer against the wildlings (Russians, har har). The Norwegians are the Starks.

[–]UrsusMontorum 26 points27 points ago

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As a Pole I fully support connecting the Russians to the wildings. Furthermore, I propose a crusade past the wall. For the good of the Realm.

[–]orange_jooze 8 points9 points ago

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As a Russian, I fully support connecting the Russians to the wildlings.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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You know nothing, Jon Snow.

[–]thecosmiccat 14 points15 points ago

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no, the norwegians are like those good for nothing horse-people.

[–]robot_mafia 52 points53 points ago

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I'm okay with that.

[–]down_vote_magnet 9 points10 points ago

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I don't think anybody is bothered to try.

[–]DavousRex 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, they exist. Just no one pays attention to them.

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus 53 points54 points ago

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Sweden is 100% female? How does that work?

[–]BobTheSCV 74 points75 points ago

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Not 100%. More like 90%. See, Sweden didin't see Dr. Strangelove as a satire, we saw it as a handbook for society-building.

[–]VonSockthroat 6 points7 points ago

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It is ESSENTIAL!

[–]Mitchellonfire 20 points21 points ago

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I never said they were all female. I just said that's how I thought Swedes looked.

As in, when I think of Swedes, I think of tall hot women.

[–]donaldcaps 27 points28 points ago

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Even the males look like tall hot women?

Nice.

[–]holodog 24 points25 points ago

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Pretty much.

[–]Philip_Jay_Fry 24 points25 points ago

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And they were nice enough to include a token redhead and brunette!

[–]augfehaben 12 points13 points ago

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Swede here. Yes, they do, much to our amusement

[–]insurancefail 85 points86 points ago

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I was in Stockholm with a friend and he's like lets stop at McDonalds I want to show you something. This was exactly like I remember it all cute chicks. Here in New York the only thing polite about McDonalds is the garbage cans, at least they say Thank You.

[–]madmoose 64 points65 points ago

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[–]xConvalescent- 235 points236 points ago

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I would take a picture of the employees at my local McDonalds, but I value my camera.

[–]r00x 71 points72 points ago

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Do you mean you'd get in trouble for it, or they're just lens-smashingly un-photogenic?

[–]neryen 80 points81 points ago

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More than likely it will get stolen. Ghetto McDonalds are rough places.

[–]BlorfMonger 92 points93 points ago

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McGhetto's

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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WacArnold's

[–]SirMinisterIVEsq 9 points10 points ago

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Look at that! Calvin's got a job!

Lets rob that nigga.

[–]DOC409 18 points19 points ago

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Tearin' this family apart!

[–]PedanticPenguin 180 points181 points ago

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Yes.

[–]xConvalescent- 17 points18 points ago

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Well both honestly, they're quite moody people and may get upset that they're getting photographed, but they are "lens-smashingly un-photogenic".

[–]skarface6 14 points15 points ago

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I used to work at McD's, and I resemble that remark.

[–]BenjiTh3Hunted 211 points212 points ago

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Where'd they find such good looking Mexicans?

[–]PrimaryDisorder 21 points22 points ago

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Slow Clap

[–]gigglypunk 23 points24 points ago

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Aren't all Swedish people a bunch of hot 20-something girls?

[–]jayratch 18 points19 points ago

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So um... the policy is...

"Employees may not eat at McDonalds"?

[–][deleted] 341 points342 points ago

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Moving. To. Sweden.

[–]gimpel 108 points109 points ago

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You might try Minnesota first. Depending on the town you go to--somewhere northwest likely--you'll find the town crammed with Scandinavian stock. The McDonald's look just like this picture.

[–]Azzmo 81 points82 points ago

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The small towns in SE Minnesota are pretty amazing for hot blondes per capita.

[–]Hoobleton 104 points105 points ago

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Hot blondes per capita should be a statistic all regions are required to produce.

[–]SteveAM1 119 points120 points ago

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[–]tharizzle 75 points76 points ago

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Why?!? You 404'd me!

[–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 10 points11 points ago

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I know! And just when I was looking for the 80085!!

[–]ProDrug 27 points28 points ago

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Why did I click that? Why do human beings hope against reason. Why? I knew it wasn't going to lead to anything. At best, it would've been a rick roll. But I had to take that chance.

[–]SteveAM1 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Azzmo 16 points17 points ago

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The allure of hot blondes is such that, even though I'd learned the lessen vicariously through ProDrug, I still clicked this just in case.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Just...one...more...click...Maybe this time...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I wanted to believe...(tear)

[–]Daxx22[!] 5 points6 points ago

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That was a seriously crushing 404.

[–]digitalchris 7 points8 points ago

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The poor guy charged with monitoring the server....

[–]japplefield 4 points5 points ago

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No longer availible

ಠ_ಠ

[–]helloskitty 41 points42 points ago*

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North Dakota here, everybody is Scandinavian. I'm guessing the women might be good looking under all that fat.

[–]Niqulaz 24 points25 points ago*

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You're welcome.

- Norway

[–]Darkwolf176 5 points6 points ago

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Sampling. bias.

[–]gtrpup2 12 points13 points ago

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For the CBO? That sounds delicious.

[–]kaydub88 11 points12 points ago

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I too was checking out the CBO.

[–]JohnGalt3 5 points6 points ago

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No CBO in America? That' like the best burger they have here.

[–]galgamecks 99 points100 points ago

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But... I thought this guy cooked everything in sweden

[–]MobyChick 69 points70 points ago

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No you got it all wrong. It's this guy

[–]finallysomesense 15 points16 points ago

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I cannot possibly upvote you enough. I almost fell off my chair when he started rubbing the butter on the pan with his face.

[–]abraxo 14 points15 points ago

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UGN!

[–]MobyChick 14 points15 points ago

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ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

[–]rafner 31 points32 points ago

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No he went to the US and got a fairly successfull career there as a tv-chef. A lot of young swedish chefs has him as their rolemodel.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Well that was all before the hooker scandal, everything has kinda went downhill for him since

[–]icehouse_lover 15 points16 points ago

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TIL McDonalds in Sweden is like Hooters in America.

[–]dlq84 29 points30 points ago

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Sweden is like Hooters in America.. FTFY

[–]actually_a_dickhead 3 points4 points ago

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Especially the men.

[–]whighamz 40 points41 points ago

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Chicken Bacon Onion?

Do they have that in America? That sounds fucking incredible.

[–]Fogge 9 points10 points ago

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It's a temporary promotional thing. They get cycled in and out, recently we had some 1950's style burger to celebrate some McD's anniversary or something.

As for the CBO sandwhich itself it ain't bad for McD's.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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In the US you can tell what type of neighborhood you're in by how attractive the people working at McDonalds are. Oh, and how many paid-day-loan places you see.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Another way is to see what they have to lock up in the local drug stores.

[–]keef2000 10 points11 points ago

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To be fair, they do have a token ginger.

[–]rufioherpderp 47 points48 points ago

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All white breast meat?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Judges vote?... "I'll allow it"

[–]wtfmf 8 points9 points ago

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Do you ever find yourself in a situation where you think, "if the world ended right now and the only people left are the ones in this room, how would things turn out?"

[–]uidroot 10 points11 points ago

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I take comfort in knowing that even if I travel abroad, people still don't speak english at Mcdonalds.

[–]gulliguy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Deenus 7 points8 points ago

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Same diversity as a McDonalds in the southern US. Only here everyone has black hair and a slightly different complexion.

[–]Melnorme 46 points47 points ago

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Haa look at that fatty fat fatty on the far right. She's gotta weigh 128 pounds for gods sake!

[–]All_Your_Base 35 points36 points ago

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I have no problem with this policy.

[–]usingpond 12 points13 points ago

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I'm more interested in the use of Helvetica, that's fucking awesome.

[–]Sarvo 16 points17 points ago

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It's the same way in Japan.

[–]gimpel 86 points87 points ago

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TIL: The McDonald's in Japan are staffed primarily by blonde-haired, blue-eye, attractive girls.

[–]skarface6 34 points35 points ago

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Real life is just like anime!

[–]cartermnyc 18 points19 points ago

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Why is it that when I travel abroad I find that people take more pride in their jobs in the service industry. Look how clean that restaurant is! When i was in Chile I had a greeter escort my gringo ass to a register where three women wearing disposable face masks politely put my order together in literally 30 seconds.

Here in New York I get yelled at, ignored, or made fun of by the lackluster staff in a vomit inducing neon room of filth. Thanks Ronald...

If you're going to serve me diabetes and hypertension in a bag WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SMILE? BECAUSE ITS ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL ME.

[–]kujustin 10 points11 points ago

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When I was in Chile the restaurants were racist as hell in favor of white people so maybe that's why your treatment was so good. We had a restaurant kick a couple out of their table and make them go somewhere else so our group of 6 or so would have room to sit down. It was super awkward for us.

[–]Mandena 8 points9 points ago

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If you saw the paychecks of those that work these kind of jobs you would understand.

[–]bloodflart 16 points17 points ago

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america seems to have a pretty clear employment policy, based on my experience ordering there.

[–]terafunker 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah, we have a long history of only hiring the most surly and incompetent people for fast food service jobs. No one likes it, but it's tradition.

[–]Harblinator 34 points35 points ago

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Det där är inte ens normalt för svenska Mcdonalds.. Stackars chef som är så kåt att han måste anställa ett helt fotbollslag med tjejer!

[–]Ninwa 85 points86 points ago

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I feel like... I understand! I don't speak Swedish, but I just know what you said: This is normal for Swedish McDonalds, we stack our chefs ooga booga they also play football.

[–]Anosognosia 30 points31 points ago

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No, he said it was not normal even by swedish standards. Then the poster felt pity for the boss who was so horny he had to hire a whole soccerteam of girls.

[–]GreenLightt 31 points32 points ago

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Close enough

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Yes it is... I see this everywhere I go in Sweden. I've seen a male at the front a few times.

(I'm Swedish but it's a English site)

[–]Charl3magne 4 points5 points ago

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That's it, moving to Sweden!

[–]dodgerblue808 4 points5 points ago

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Weird seeing white people working at a McDonalds.

[–]if0rg0t2remember 24 points25 points ago

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I'm lovin' it!

[–]gravion17 11 points12 points ago

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Good friend of mine went to Sweden last year as part of a work swap thing...any way, he said that all the the stereotypes about Sweden is true...the architecture, the scenery, and the fact that they are damn near all blonde, blue eyed and gorgeous! The only thing that was off was the guys, he was expecting Vikings but for the most part, they were all blond Beiber clones!