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[–]tyrantlytamale 31 points32 points ago

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[–]imahotdoglol 6 points7 points ago

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I know, it's an exact transcript.

EDIT: near exact actually.

[–]Bargom 12 points13 points ago

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Bonus point for accurate username.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]pottysheep 1 point2 points ago

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I require a similar transcript, based on the same concept, with the interaction of body parts enacting the story of a man picking up girl at a bar.

Does anyone accept my challenge?

[–]kmoork 6 points7 points ago

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Brain: Okay eyes, what do you see?

Eyes: One fine looking woman straight ahead.

Penis: I approve!

Brain: You know what to do Legs, take us there!

Legs: Here we go.

Brain: So we have arrived, Mouth, please say something witty and charming.

Mouth: No problems.

Eyes: I can't help myself, I'm looking at her breasts!

Brain: Control yourself, focus on her eyes!

Eyes: I think I got it, worst part is over.

Brain: Good, keep it up Mouth.

Penis: Look down again Eyes, a quick glance is all I need.

Eyes: Okay, a quick one.

Brain: No! Don't listen to Penis!

Penis: Ignore Brain for now. Hands, make contact!

Hands: On her shoulder now!

Penis: Okay, slide down towards breasts slowly. Stay focused on the breasts Eyes.

Brain: Stop this, this is going badly!

Eyes: As you say Penis and shut up Brain!

Penis: Mouth, please comment on her breasts and give her a naughty proposal.

Mouth: Done and done!

Brain: We're screwed.

Penis: Not yet sadly, I'll get us there!

Hands: The woman shook us off, couldn't hold on!

Penis: Try to re-initiate contact with breasts!

Eyes: She is up to something, it doesn't look good!

Penis: SON OF A B**CH! WHY DID SHE KICK ME?! THE PAIN IS... FUCK!

Legs: Can't stay upright, going down.

Eyes: Should we do something about it Brain?

Brain: Nothing to do but endure. Penis brought it on himself.

Hands: I'm going down there to provide cover, that's the least I can do.

Brain: Damn this, why do you guys always listen to Penis instead of me?

[–]pottysheep 0 points1 point ago

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thankyou good sir. challenge completed.

[–]OddAdviceGiver 2 points3 points ago

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PC LOADLETTER

[–]DownWithTheShip 1 point2 points ago

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PC LOADLETTER?

What the fuck does that mean?!

[–]Sam_Mack 3 points4 points ago

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That's a nice, accurate name because I have definitely seen this shit before.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You missed the one i posted a while back...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what I get when I click the text-only option on College Humor.

[–]Child_of_Dust 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could actually inflict pain on my printer.

If only......if only.

[–]itmustbejj 0 points1 point ago

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I read the printer in Bender's voice.

[–]oatmealfoot 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Printers: would not recommend it

[–]Dr_Hook 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to downvote you for collegehumor repost w/out credit, but damnit if i didnt laugh when i saw your username

[–]Jamo2617 0 points1 point ago

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Downfucking vote any dialog with fucking SIR!!