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[–]admiralfilgbo 137 points138 points ago

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I smiled warmly at the mischief for a sec and then remembered that JERKS WHO HOLD UP PEOPLE ON PUBLIC TRANSIT WITH THEIR OWN OBTUSE SELFISHNESS ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY CREATING FOR THEMSELVES A NEW FIREY CIRCLE OF HELL THAT THEY AND NO ONE ELSE BESIDES THEM DESERVE.

[–]xoe6eixi 15 points16 points ago

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CREATING FOR THEMSELVES A NEW FIREY CIRCLE OF HELL

Google +'ed

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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add to circle of hell

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote -2 points-1 points ago

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Only because -'ed isn't an option.

yet.

[–]Kireas 18 points19 points ago

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It won't be. They don't want to create a voting system - it's not some sick site where your every comment and thought will be mercilessly decended upon by the hoards of the internet, before being given a low score and written off as nothing more than garbage.

Sure glad I don't know any sites like that.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 0 points1 point ago

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Nahhhhhhhh

Unlike that terrible site, google+ system will just keep track of the +1 and -1, but will keep the overall availability of the post just the same.

[–]iaing 3 points4 points ago

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A NEW FIREY CIRCLE OF HELL THAT THEY AND NO ONE ELSE BESIDES THEM DESERVE.

It's actually reserved for them, child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[–]t6158 1 point2 points ago

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So in other words, 'troll' was actually used correctly in this situation.

[–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

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They're in the same circle as the people who go the speed limit in the fast lane.

[–]Gothiks 0 points1 point ago

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fiery is actually the correct spelling of fiery.

I know, weird as he'll.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Did anybody else think the joke was that the bus was going to keep pulling away from him as he tried to board?

[–]fnybny 8 points9 points ago

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brakes are attached to the doors

[–]robhue 56 points57 points ago

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that's odd, I thought they worked better when they were attached to the wheels.

[–]Mr_Moe 0 points1 point ago

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Well the door needs something to stop it from opening and closing at some point.

[–]itsamoreh 2 points3 points ago

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I've definitely seen the busses in my city driving with the front door open when making a left turn.

[–]fnybny 0 points1 point ago

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At least where I live

[–]Astroid -2 points-1 points ago

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Never seen a bus work that way.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 71 points72 points ago*

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Rode the bus back in high school. The bus driver hated this one freshman kid because he was annoying to pretty much everyone around him. We hated him too.

One day on his stop, the kid decided to retie his shoelaces, exactly like the guy depicted in this .gif. Only instead of him finishing his laces, his head met the force of the door when the driver pulled the lever to close. Totally done on purpose. The kid cried and went back home.

Needless to say, none of us saw him ride our bus again. And the bus driver moved on to bigger and better things.

[–]EyesAllOnFire 61 points62 points ago

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Picturing your old bus driver as Chris Farley really enhanced this story for me.

[–]totalBS 25 points26 points ago

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"NO YELLING ON THE BUS!"

[–]craftyJnasty 14 points15 points ago

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" Who in the hell steals 30 sacked lunches?"

[–]7ypo 3 points4 points ago

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HEYYYY!!!!

[–]buckleybuckeroo 6 points7 points ago

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O'Doyle rules!

[–]DanGliesack 7 points8 points ago

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That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace. Trust me. I know from experience.

[–]eyyyyy 8 points9 points ago

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"... went on to bigger and better things..."

Meaning what?

[–]dannyr 51 points52 points ago

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Double decker busses

[–]minusthetiger 13 points14 points ago

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Likely fired after a parent called the school/bus company and flipped a shit over their son's trauma.

[–]skelente 0 points1 point ago

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driving a party bus?

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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Night manager at McDonalds.

[–]BreakfastBurrito -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]blahbot90 -2 points-1 points ago

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So I guess it didn't happen like this?

[–]roboticjesus 16 points17 points ago

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[–]jakewisc 24 points25 points ago

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That is when you put down the handicap lift and cut his legs out.

[–]mtux96 0 points1 point ago

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Well it'll probably decapitate him first.

[–]Allisonaxe 3 points4 points ago

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protip: try not to piss off the man operating a several-ton device made of steel and glass.

this kid is a jerkface. public transportation is a pain in the ass as it is, no need to make it more annoying.

[–]Sels 4 points5 points ago

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[–]yeahwhynot_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sleeknerve 19 points20 points ago

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Really? He just made everyone on that bus 10 seconds late, great job guy.

[–]imhereforanonymity 2 points3 points ago

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10 seconds later

[–]sleeknerve 0 points1 point ago

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assuming they were on time, then they would have been 10 seconds late to where ever they were going, right?

[–]edubation 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, in my town, you'd get your ass beat for that.

[–]angelmusikal 11 points12 points ago

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I did things like this when I was young and very immature.

[–]7ypo 1 point2 points ago

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Why?

[–]angelmusikal 2 points3 points ago

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Because I was immature and thought I was cool just like that guy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Trolling is Internet slang for "selfish, childish behavior." The new term ascribes cleverness and purpose where there is none.

[–]0007000 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. Public transportation trolling at 7am after a long long night was my favorite. I feel like a jerk about some of my deeds now.

[–]3DDDEX -4 points-3 points ago

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I did things like this when I was young and very immature.

I still do.

But I used to too

[–]aalen56 -3 points-2 points ago

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Hedburg, yes?

[–]3DDDEX 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]MustStopMasturbating -2 points-1 points ago

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Where you that kid who used to ride my bus?

[–]deadstick_it -3 points-2 points ago

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I did things like this too. Then I quit...but I think I may come out of retirement just to do this.

[–]pyrotomodachi 1 point2 points ago

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[–]r3lativity 0 points1 point ago

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It looks that these guys are from Izmir, Turkey

[–]HyperSpaz 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, Paul McCartney was a bastard in the day.

[–]soyabstemio 1 point2 points ago

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This is pretty much classic trolling: Pointless, unfunny and fucking irritating to those subjected to it.

[–]dragpent 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I laughed at this more than I should have.

[–]lionelboydjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Comedy = tragedy + distance + time.

[–]battlemetal 0 points1 point ago

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This has been replayed so many times and each time people scream about it. This time, they love it. Oh, reddit.

[–]GregOttawa 0 points1 point ago

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Taking an environmentally sound mode of transportation and adding extra pollution to it.

[–]sd33dd22 0 points1 point ago

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TOM GREENFACE ON BUS__

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvwwJDXwKU8

TOM GREENFACE ON BUS__

[–]sd33dd22 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sd33dd22 0 points1 point ago

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[–]j-bix666 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hipsters...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can you please stop here?
Perfect place, just what I need
Thank you, move along

[–]l2daless -1 points0 points ago

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anarchy!!

[–]hmchammer -2 points-1 points ago

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Should have tied both shoes.

[–]dudley-von-red-pants -2 points-1 points ago

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Risking getting his head/torso slammed in a bus door to do that? And he didn't break by laughing? This guy has my upvote.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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old trick, new post. me likes.