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[–]justaChemE 168 points169 points ago

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immediately had to think of these:

http://www.vincentchow.net/3518/wide-angle-lens-ad

[–]n1c0_ds 283 points284 points ago

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Since we're talking about camera ads: http://imgur.com/oaTNI

(it's fake)

[–]D3PyroGS 25 points26 points ago

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It's so mean... but I can't stop laughing.

[–]bizzish 15 points16 points ago*

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Brilliant. Shameless, but brilliant.

[–]Thejok3r 61 points62 points ago

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O wow.

Am I going to hell because I laughed at this?

[–]endeavourOV-105 15 points16 points ago

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Yes. But the rest of us are as well, so don't feel too bad.

[–]Lakario 6 points7 points ago

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See ya there

[–]hiddenlakes 7 points8 points ago

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This is one of those images that makes me go AWWW NO! before laughing.

But I can actually see MJF laughing at this, too. He's got a good sense of humor.

[–]dog_eat_dog 2 points3 points ago

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TOO SOON

[–]IAmQWOP 57 points58 points ago

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those are awesome! i also like this one! (even without a sexual reference...)

[–]darbyisadoll 6 points7 points ago

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Yet another way to be a sneaky creeper! Hooray for us all. "What do you got there, a 28mm?" Upvote for you, sir!

[–]hulagirl4737 91 points92 points ago

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[–]BetterWordChoice 47 points48 points ago

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That tampon must leak a lot since she attracted all those sharks.

[–]BeJeezus 286 points287 points ago

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[–]slimSUMO 90 points91 points ago

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I think Lego has been nailing it for a couple of years now.

[–]MaxHammer 23 points24 points ago

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First time seeing a lego erection...Lego solutions(1) bottom left corner.

[–]down_vote_magnet 316 points317 points ago

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Took me a few minutes but I managed to beat it.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 83 points84 points ago

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I don't get it, this should be an ad for umbrella hats.

[–]milesabove 19 points20 points ago

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I almost commented explaining the ad... then I caught the joke just as it was passing overhead.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 11 points12 points ago

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Wait, are you implying wonderbras can stop it from raining?

[–]flickering_cursor 128 points129 points ago*

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[–]iSmokeTheXS 22 points23 points ago

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Wait, are you implying wonderbras make dogs resistant to water?

[–]flickering_cursor 55 points56 points ago

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[–]unoxpeg 20 points21 points ago

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put your hands up if you googled linda foster?

[–]Thumbz8 19 points20 points ago

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[–]studebaker 39 points40 points ago

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i dont get it!

[–]ClearlyClaire 146 points147 points ago

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Neither of her hands are holding the umbrella, thus, the umbrella must be stuck in her cleavage, cleavage created by her wearing a Wonderbra.

[–]axolotl5 12 points13 points ago

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The deep breath at the start of that sentence was almost audible. Your community thanks you.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 4 points5 points ago

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I just assumed they were advertising that their product could hold up a lot.

[–]eamonman2 3 points4 points ago

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They're just being clever right? There's no way it could hold up an umbrella... What is it made of, a titanium mesh? I mean sand, especially wet sand, is pretty heavy.

[–]adiman 70 points71 points ago

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the umbrella must be stuck in her cleavage

how is this the obvious conclusion?

[–]yawetag12 217 points218 points ago

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Because it's an ad by a bra company. If it were an ad by a panties company, we'd have reached a completely different conclusion.

[–]Antrikshy 52 points53 points ago

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Ouch.

[–]kjm16 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, I thought it was just a nice hat.

[–]Ratlettuce 2 points3 points ago

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seriously?? The fact it's an ad for a wonderbra doesn't give you a clue? I can see if you said this without knowing what the ad was for. Otherwise, i don't know, there is no hope for you.

[–]reallybigshark 7 points8 points ago

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but the umbrella is to the side, shouldn't it be centered?

[–]TheBB 31 points32 points ago

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Boobs are elastic.

Or so I hear.

[–]Radioactive_Man 62 points63 points ago

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Their consistency is somewhat like bags of sand so I assume it's just like sticking an umbrella in the sand at the beach.

[–]hintcoins 9 points10 points ago

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I never got this concept. They don't really shift or feel like sand.

I think they're more like ballistics gel.

[–]GJCaesar1138 27 points28 points ago

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No, ballistics gel is like them.

[–]tehgrouse 12 points13 points ago

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upvote. bewbs came first!

[–]Enhydra 3 points4 points ago

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No, the pole of the umbrella goes to the side of the neck/head, making it off-center

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Why does she even have an umbrella hat when it's not raining?

[–]debman3 4 points5 points ago

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Why is the 3rd window from the left having a wrong reflection?

[–]McPudding 153 points154 points ago

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[–]NerdBot9000 142 points143 points ago

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Sex with your HDMI port?

[–][deleted] 143 points144 points ago*

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Sex with your tv's asshole I think.

[–]AllTattedUpJay 43 points44 points ago

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Hey, TV! You better show me Jersey Shore or I'll fuck you in the ass!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Jersey shore?

Bring back Golden Girls before I rape you!

[–]mrTlicious 47 points48 points ago

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Without the words it makes no sense.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 49 points50 points ago

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[–]atticon40 15 points16 points ago

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In soviet Russia, TV watches you!

[–]isspecialist 6 points7 points ago

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"Enjoy the other side"?

They aren't even trying to be a little subtle there are they?

[–]Ejvind 2 points3 points ago

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What the hell is up with those plugs?

[–]boss1000 21 points22 points ago

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Seems like the vast majority of these subtle, wordless ads are somehow sexual in nature. Is that simply because of the nature of advertising something considered obscene, or is it because of our innate ability to think in perverse terms? Both?

[–]colourofawesome 12 points13 points ago

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When the implied message is "with this lube you can fit big dicks up your ass without the pain later on," stating it explicitly might be somewhat tasteless. Subtle pictures that let you infer the meaning will reach a wider audience because it doesn't matter too much if a kid or something sees it. If you don't already know what is happening it's probably over your head.

There are ads like this for other things too, but they just aren't as funny when they're about a Big Mac or wearing a helmet.

[–]note_2_self 57 points58 points ago*

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[–]feureau 28 points29 points ago

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I've been thinking about it. And I don't think I'd want to pee in any of those stalls.

If I take the regular ones, people'd know that I'm not a Durex XXL user.

If I take the Durex XXL stall, people'd know that I have a small dick because I'd be standing much closer to the urinal than intended...

[–]moving0target 180 points181 points ago

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1 2 3 4 5

[–]Azeltir 72 points73 points ago

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I like the fifth the best. So that's how they do it...

[–]hazard2k 29 points30 points ago

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God I wish I had those pants in picture 4 back in high school. That would have been much more comfortable.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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What happened to you after high school?

[–]Budddy 144 points145 points ago

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Garbage disposal.

[–]QuintonFlynn 11 points12 points ago

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Garbage disposal, what a way to go. Garbage disposal, meet So and So!

[–]chocolatesocks 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes, Reddit, you read the weird thoughts I have in my mind.

[–]Mayniac182 32 points33 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]darbyisadoll 11 points12 points ago

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Something hazardous in 2000, I'm guessing.

[–]explodingzebras 5 points6 points ago

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he got married

[–]kjm16 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sorry for your loss.

[–]humblerodent 7 points8 points ago

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Viagra marketing department: you're doing it right.

[–]AJam 85 points86 points ago

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nothing's tougher to squeeze into than a square vagina

[–]CheetahMaster 100 points101 points ago

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Trinagular anus.

[–]okmnko 52 points53 points ago

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Try a different angle.

[–]Chairboy 17 points18 points ago

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How acute.

[–]nomdeanon 7 points8 points ago

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You're right.

[–]cafezinho 13 points14 points ago

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It's that trick they used in Lord of the Rings to make the hobbits look smaller!

[–]Imperdimper 96 points97 points ago

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[–]Greecemonkey 98 points99 points ago

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"Want to know how I got these scars?"

[–]SkippyBiffles 59 points60 points ago

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"My dad was drunk one night and asked me why I was crying. Next thing I know his dick is in my mouth."

[–]cixeltree 8 points9 points ago

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Oh. :(

[–]y2kbug 5 points6 points ago

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Why so serious?

[–]Scurry 77 points78 points ago

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Would've been better without the "REALLY BIG" part.

[–]skord 27 points28 points ago

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The first thing I thought was that they were covering her herpes, which I guess is another reason you might need those.

[–]jun2san 46 points47 points ago

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Unfortunately, I'm not the target audience. :-(

[–]AnotherBlackRedditor 167 points168 points ago

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I am.

[–]feureau 8 points9 points ago

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Chin up, guy.

It's not the tools. It's how you use it.

[–]aggibridges 55 points56 points ago

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I'm surprised the Axe Nun hasn't been posted before.

[–]kittimiyo 37 points38 points ago

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I was really hoping there'd be a nun with an axe in that.

[–]mrmayor92 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Wargazm 23 points24 points ago

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All that tells me is that Axe stinks.

[–]n0rs 426 points427 points ago

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[–]threading 70 points71 points ago

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[–]whilst 185 points186 points ago

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Explanation: She's on a subway car with plenty of empty seats, but she's too uncomfortable to sit down because she didn't use lube.

[–]wheeldog 132 points133 points ago

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Oh, I thought that she had sat on one of the vertical handrails, and it was now up her arse.

[–]link_to_the_post 172 points173 points ago

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i came to the conclusion she was waiting to get raped so she pre lubed.

[–]mcampe1 35 points36 points ago

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i thought it was the telling rapists to be considerate and use lube

[–]mobileF 2 points3 points ago

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you missed an oppritunity with that comment.

try it again with "telling therapists"

[–]scratchfury 18 points19 points ago

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This would be a better ad for Preparation H.

[–]wheeldog 6 points7 points ago

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Speaking of Prep H: used it for what I thought was a hemorrhoid but turned out to be an anal fissure. Burned like a mofo. Thought I was going to die right there.

[–]flamyngo 15 points16 points ago

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Could someone draw on this image for me so I understand it?

[–]McGravin 134 points135 points ago

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[–]john2kxx 50 points51 points ago*

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I don't get this one. Explain?

edit Maybe I'm a twisted motherfucker, but here's how I interpreted it:

Woman alone on a subway --> potential rape victim? --> need lube

Ahem.. Probably not an official ad.

[–]threading 208 points209 points ago

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Entire train is empty but she still can't sit since it hurts.

[–]Andrebatman 131 points132 points ago

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2nd time ive seen it, 2nd time ive thought its because the lube is so powerful everyone on the train slid up her butt. but now it makes sense! Not as much sense as my original thought but still.

[–]FisherKing22 223 points224 points ago

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I felt like I needed to do this.

[–]lswanson 18 points19 points ago

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You did. The world needed that.

[–]wilhel1002 9 points10 points ago

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I am laughing so terribly hard at your comment right now.

[–]errorist 2 points3 points ago

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Hahahaha me too. Amazing comment.

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[deleted]

[–]BigPapiC-Dog 29 points30 points ago*

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Less fucked up than the "She should prepare to get raped" scenario.

[–]DontUseThat 7 points8 points ago

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the lube is so powerful everyone on the train slid up her butt

I cannot convey to you with meager words the joy that sentence brought me

[–]down_vote_magnet 167 points168 points ago*

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OK, your assignment today is to give a dramatic interpretation of us arguing about this link.

And... action!

[–]n0rs 304 points305 points ago*

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Without even clicking the link I know it's that ad with the woman sitting on the edge of a dock. Is nobody else bored of seeing the same predictable image responses in threads? This one is in every thread related to lube and/or advertising. Hell, out of 10 comments there were 2 links to this image. Are all the upvotes from people who have really never seen this ad?

It fits the necessary criteria. Although it's old, that doesn't mean that everyone knows about it or that it's inappropriate.

[–]down_vote_magnet 144 points145 points ago

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...and scene.

Well done, n0rs. Very convincing. A round of applause for n0rs, everybody.

[–]Jymotion 24 points25 points ago

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*claps

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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*bursts through theatre door.

Horrible news everyone! The director has been...murdered

[–]bdubaya 14 points15 points ago

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There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My poor little heart can barely take it no more.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I do declare you're right.

[–]n0rs 54 points55 points ago*

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Oh novelty accounts the edit button. Hilarious.

[–]Prawns 30 points31 points ago*

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I'm genuinely impressed at how well that worked out for all parties.

[–]drumcowski 17 points18 points ago

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I...don't get it.

[–]IrritatedQuail 36 points37 points ago

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Hint: look at the posts.

[–]psiphre 21 points22 points ago

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oh GOD. i can't believe... i thought it was supposed to make her wet like the fucking ocean. or some retarded shit.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 47 points48 points ago

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I'd pier down her dress.

[–]drwicked 24 points25 points ago

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I bet when she pulls into port she's covered in seamen.

[–]FarTooLong 13 points14 points ago

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And we haven't even started talking about her poop deck yet.

[–]nixonrichard 2 points3 points ago

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Mast or bait.

[–]ProjektTHOR 12 points13 points ago

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Oh my.

[–]DigitalCroissant 8 points9 points ago

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-George Takei

[–]freemeth 17 points18 points ago

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Am I retarded? Would somebody please explain this ad to me...

[–]recreational 62 points63 points ago

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There are two sequential posts sticking up from the pier equidistant from each other, then a woman sitting where the third would be, then two more.

The implication is that the middle post is in her vagina.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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The implication is that the middle post is in her vagina.

Or ....

[–]nomdeanon 19 points20 points ago

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uranus.

[–]0nd0fir 8 points9 points ago

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Explained so eloquently.

[–]phyx726 23 points24 points ago

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Is that Kentucky toothpaste?

[–]fuzzb0y 11 points12 points ago

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God, I'm retarded. I thought that was toothpaste.

[–]helloskitty 61 points62 points ago

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[–]Enginerdiest 106 points107 points ago

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"BK! It's better than sucking a dick!!"

[–]sharlos 20 points21 points ago

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Our burgers are penises?

[–]leftyflip326 8 points9 points ago

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Because BK knows we all want to give their sandwiches a nice blowjob.

[–]snarkfish 38 points39 points ago

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[–]Diraffe 50 points51 points ago

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Is that... jizz... on her leg??

[–]Ratlettuce 8 points9 points ago

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spitters are quitters.

[–]anderson7 24 points25 points ago

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wow that just took it from inappropriate to obscene. they must have just put it in a playboy style mag.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Is this real? This is one of the worst adverts I've ever seen. Sexual Innuendo adverts only work when, ya know, there's an actual innuendo.

[–]snarkfish 11 points12 points ago

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[–]thisnotanagram 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe he came so quick it wasn't even in her mouth yet. PUMA - fast as fuck.

[–]greedyiguana 3 points4 points ago

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dressing in puma makes you a high class hooker

[–]Rayc31415 21 points22 points ago

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"Bad gateway"

I don't get it.

[–]farceur318 17 points18 points ago

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Actually that' more or less the joke.

K-Y: It makes bad gateways good.

[–]n0rs 8 points9 points ago

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add i. before imgur and .jpg after the letters/numbers

I.e., http://i.imgur.com/6K9yE.jpg

[–]HeikkiKovalainen 3 points4 points ago

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You don't need to manually ad the i and add .png just to be safe.

[–]petereast 42 points43 points ago

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No one I know can figure it out, I think it's clever and people are dumb.

[–]kosherkant 94 points95 points ago

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Ken's penis is to big for Allan's anus.

[–]WalnutSoap 54 points55 points ago

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INTER-THREAD REFERENCE

[–]kosherkant 20 points21 points ago

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I know right? I was so proud of myself.

[–]NickDouglas 3 points4 points ago

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Link?

[–]StereoBit 22 points23 points ago

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HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME FROM THAT THREAD.

[–]andeh89 30 points31 points ago

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Hope you had a Kleenex nearby

[–]skeptwit 3 points4 points ago

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It was a most stimulating discussion, yes.

[–]Neosilver 2 points3 points ago

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So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

[–]str1cken 7 points8 points ago

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I'm dumb! My wife had to explain it to me.

[–]osdfnsdnf 14 points15 points ago

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Sounds like she knows her way around an oversized toolbox?

[–]Antidote 13 points14 points ago

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Too bad KY kinda sucks

[–]zonker1984 7 points8 points ago

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It works fine for vaginal sex, which is what it is designed for (all men with wives who are nursing should own a bottle). There are certainly much better lubes for anal, and I think KY would be the first to admit that.

[–]Ratlettuce 6 points7 points ago

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all men with wives who are nursing should own a bottle)

I am a man with a wife not nursing. Can you explain what the heck happens when they nurse??

[–]zonker1984 4 points5 points ago

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Dryness. To the point that normal sexual activity hurts without the use of a lubricant.

[–]Ratlettuce 4 points5 points ago

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wow....does it go away once she is done nursing?

[–]zonker1984 8 points9 points ago

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Yup, it's just the body's natural birth control.

[–]boblob 10 points11 points ago

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It wordlessly explains it as long as there is prior knowledge that it exists. Granted, it should target the correct market, (those interested in a lubricant) but it is less likely to attract new consumers.

[–]EllaL 4 points5 points ago

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...which cuts down on the angry parents/nervous magazine owners who don't want kids to know what sex is.

[–]quickexit 20 points21 points ago

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johnson and johson: a family company.

[–]iciclethrow 26 points27 points ago

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SC Johnson != Johnson & Johnson

[–]pulleysandweights 4 points5 points ago

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Well, they're all just a bunch of dicks.

[–]Xenc 53 points54 points ago

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Ad that wordlessly explains its product

[–]TheBB 43 points44 points ago

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Think of it as:

[In this thread, post pictures of] ads that wordlessly explain their product[s]

[–]SagaLamp 13 points14 points ago

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Large black icecream bars. Magnum. For Pleasure Seekers.

[–]thechuu 6 points7 points ago

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mmmm.. That large, black d-..ouble chocolate layer...

[–]kittimiyo 2 points3 points ago

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Those are being released in the US now, right?

[–]Jigsus 14 points15 points ago

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If I didn't already know what the product is then this ad would have been worthless.

[–]Nizzzlle 8 points9 points ago

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That's absolutely brilliant.

[–]Breenz0r 43 points44 points ago

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absolubely

FTFY

[–]bay_wolf 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't catch that at first but it was quite the slick pun you used there.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Is there some sort of cream to help with the opposite problem? My err... friend asked me

[–]jonathanrdt 15 points16 points ago

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[–]link_to_the_post 41 points42 points ago

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that bottle she is holding is the warming lube and let me tel you that shit does not work!!!!! it burns like your having acid poured into your ass.

[–]Manisil 13 points14 points ago

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That's because it's KY Massage oil, not lubricating gel. There is a difference. (DON'T USE THE OIL FOR SEX IT BURNS LIKE SHIT)

[–]jonathanrdt 10 points11 points ago

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Interesting. Perhaps some people are more sensitive to the oils. Appreciate you sharing. Also that is totally hot in its own way.

[–]link_to_the_post 3 points4 points ago

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It has burned 2 other people i know. Its not safe for "the bad place"

[–]jonathanrdt 2 points3 points ago*

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Now I have need to experiment. "Sweety, whatcha doin?"

[–]maxvphillips 10 points11 points ago

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Papyrus. ಠ_ಠ

[–]bill_nydus 2 points3 points ago

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And yet it still won't work :( A size difference like that usually means a bad night.

[–]meowmeister 2 points3 points ago

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OC 80.

[–]bluesforpablo 2 points3 points ago

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The only issue is KY is horrible quality lube. You'd need some Swiss Navy or Gun Oil to get that bottle in that box.

[–]soul3n 7 points8 points ago

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Get a bigger box?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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That seems like a terrible idea

[–]Mackyt 7 points8 points ago

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xie1i7_bio-oil-advert_shortfilms

I now know that Bio Oil is for stretch marks, but what the feck does this advert in question.... advertise? If it didn't have 'Bio Oil' mentioned in it, it could be for anything! lol

[–]ClearlyClaire 36 points37 points ago

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.....Did I just watch a thirty-second ad, so I could watch a 10 second ad?

[–]SgtMac02 2 points3 points ago

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I was really confused for a minute there when I clicked that link. The ad I saw was a fairly self explanatory ad for alcohol.

But yea...that bio oil commercial is the most generic piece of crap ever. It tells you absolutely NOTHING about the product, and doesn't even attempt to pique your interest really. Hell, even knowing that it's a stretch mark cream doesn't make the ad make any more sense. Perhaps even less sense.

[–]homercles337 7 points8 points ago

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Ads is plural for ad.