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[–]koakreeper 245 points246 points ago

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Title made me think it was a very special edition of Mythbusters

[–]down_vote_magnet 136 points137 points ago*

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something something Kari Byron in her underwear

[–]tomg288374 43 points44 points ago

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Not in her underwear, but even hotter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhAR5VS44NU#t=0m27s

[–]DocBrown1984 11 points12 points ago

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They really need to do a "Mythbusters After Dark" series with all the cussing left in place. I understand why they don't let you know how to make the explosion by mixing blur with blur, but this kind of stuff would just make the episode that much funnier.

[–]Hyperion5 3 points4 points ago

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haha, does the Morse code at the end actually translate to anything?

[–]glacian 3 points4 points ago

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2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 3-repeating, 5 when necessary.

[–]UNCGeek 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, her non-swearing take... She's gotta be playing it that way intentionally. I mean... there's just no way...

[–]highasfuck5ghost 1 point2 points ago

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i came

[–]DZ302 20 points21 points ago

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Erection: confirmed
Masturbation: plausible
Nut: busted

[–]HocusThePocus 4 points5 points ago

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Haha lol! Did you come up with it or you copied it from the youtube comments?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Inconceivable!

[–]cryo 1 point2 points ago

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I do not think...

[–]Scattered_mind 16 points17 points ago

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Just the thought of it made me drool

[–]down_vote_magnet 55 points56 points ago

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"I'll be in my bunk... busting a myth."

[–]snarkinator 10 points11 points ago

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I'll require more data to analyze.

[–]badhorsie2 17 points18 points ago

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"God I wish I could anal-yze Kari Byron..."

[–]wyrihat 28 points29 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]tomrhod 5 points6 points ago

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I dunno what the rest of you are talking about, but I'm going to be masturbating.

[–]DocBrown1984 4 points5 points ago

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Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

[–]mrmyxlplyx 27 points28 points ago*

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"Hynemanbusters: The Mythbusters XXX Parody"

I think I just might pay to see that.

[–]PruneSlicker 64 points65 points ago

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[–]sgt_shizzles 14 points15 points ago

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You, sir, will lead us.

[–]Dalimey100 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE RULE 34!!!!

[–]mrmyxlplyx 4 points5 points ago

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The Kari Byron pic? Nailed it.

If I send you a picture of my penis, would you photoshop it in there for me?

[–]certainsomebody 5 points6 points ago

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Relevant! For maximum amusement read the full description. NSFW.

[–]highasfuck5ghost 1 point2 points ago

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no, but I would download it to accompany my XXX big lebowski and XXX anchorman

[–]sgst 3 points4 points ago

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I was expecting something very disturbing involving Jamie and a lack of clothing.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 2 points3 points ago*

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I thought it was going to be a clever combination of Jamie Hyneman and Mythbusters*

[–]Zorbotron 374 points375 points ago

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C'mon she's a skater (god bless them), that hymen was gone a long time ago.

[–]down_vote_magnet 174 points175 points ago

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The kid in the back knows. He knows.

[–]bonestamp 100 points101 points ago

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He didn't even flinch

[–]Dalimey100 5 points6 points ago

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he gave not a single fuck

[–]TomGeoco 1 point2 points ago

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"what happened.. woa, she's touching herself. be cool man, be cool"

[–]ICanMasturbateToThat 13 points14 points ago

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He's like, just gonna make it easier for me tonight.

/creepy_comment.

[–]Luonnos 3 points4 points ago

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Username. ಠ_ಠ

[–]ICanFapToThis 7 points8 points ago

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A challenger appears.

[–]roberrt777 1 point2 points ago

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This is going to get messy.

[–]kilo4fun 61 points62 points ago

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Skaters fuck a lot? Hmm...maybe I should get into skating. I am in my late 20's so maybe that won't go over so well.

[–]assholebiker 17 points18 points ago*

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Skaters fuck a lot? Hmm...maybe I should get into skating

Not really since they're about 95% male, but there's a stereotype regarding female skaters since skaters are more prone to risk-taking.

[–]orange_kevin 22 points23 points ago

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I once dated a female skateboarder. She was pure filth. She'd want to do it pretty much everywhere. In a swanky well-to-do place? "Let's fuck in the bathroom" at my parent's house? "Wouldn't it be funny if they caught us?"

[–]paulfromatlanta 34 points35 points ago

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That might be a "daddy issue" rather than a skater issue.

[–]orange_kevin 14 points15 points ago

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come to think of it... her dad was an alcoholic who was never there...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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If he was never there how'd you know he was an alcoholic?

[–]orange_kevin 6 points7 points ago

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'cause he was always at the bar, never at the house.

[–]Damnyoureyes 1 point2 points ago

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Bah. I was hoping for some drunken ninja, who you only knew of his passing by the discarded bottles of Wild Turkey and the faint smell of cirrhosis wafting by.

[–]orange_kevin 1 point2 points ago

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In retrospect, I should have used that instead.

[–]kilo4fun 4 points5 points ago

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Most skateboarders call themselves skaters.

[–]ReadyThor 17 points18 points ago

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Skaters gonna skate.

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, thinking back to my high school days, it seems you're right.

[–]hijklmno 34 points35 points ago

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I ain't a skater, I just fuck a lot.

[–]Zorbotron 51 points52 points ago

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All I know is that all the girls I knew at my HS who skated were putting out on a regular bases by sophomore year. Anecdotal evidence FTW.

[–]azajay 62 points63 points ago

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regular bases

Well, i think that's the idea of putting out.

[–]Zorbotron 52 points53 points ago

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I don't know man, kids are into some freaky shit nowadays. I saw it on the TV and the MTV.

[–]azajay 13 points14 points ago

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wait yo mayn you got the jersey shore channel?

[–]gotomstergo 9 points10 points ago

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shit I wish I skated instead of studying for SAT.

[–]orange_kevin 2 points3 points ago

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geordie shore pisses all over jersey shore for this kind of thing.

[–]isotope123 17 points18 points ago

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Regular basis, you mean. Unless it was a smart quip about rounding the bases and how that relates to sex.

[–]SlayerConman 6 points7 points ago

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Nope. "Regular Bases" was a sitcom in the 80s about some factory workers from the EasyLax corporation who started a softball team and had wacky sexual antics with hilarious situations. Think "Three's Company" with laxatives.

[–]Zorbotron 19 points20 points ago

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Or about how kids nowadays have different standards for how far it's acceptable to go with casual sexual behavior. I think an all midget gang-bang is second base now.

[–]SquireOfFire 2 points3 points ago

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Yup. You wouldn't even begin to understand if I tried to explain third base to you.

[–]isotope123 3 points4 points ago

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That makes me feel old =( and I'm only 22!

[–]michaelshow 3 points4 points ago

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Or he skipped that class to fuck a hot skater girl...

[–]wtfking 8 points9 points ago

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all your bases are belong to skater

[–]jokerton1 2 points3 points ago

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sheeeyat, the love of my life lost her v-card at 12 to two adults for 5 bucks a piece. also she cheated on me. also i'm not very good at relationships.

[–]Zorbotron 3 points4 points ago

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Sounds like you dodged a bullet man. Congratulations.

[–]Null-0 1 point2 points ago

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So do you know this or were you just told this.... the popular chicks in school like to lie a lot when talk about their cooler counter-parts, the skater chicks. Its usually the popular chicks who need to have their friends approval who are the whores in my experience.

[–]Zorbotron 4 points5 points ago

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The skater chicks weren't the popular girls at my school. Well, they were pretty popular with me and my friends ;)

[–]Null-0 1 point2 points ago

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Well duh the popular chicks arn't going to be the skater chicks!

[–]Zorbotron 4 points5 points ago

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Well in their defense, a lot of them had crappy home lives and I had a car.

[–]brash 1 point2 points ago

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so start longboarding

[–]simpliobvious 119 points120 points ago

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De-virginized by wood nonetheless.

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[–]HowDid_This_GetHere 7 points8 points ago

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If you will....

[–]snarkinator 9 points10 points ago

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will you?

[–]ChipWhip 8 points9 points ago

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In a couple years.

[–]StarScream86 1 point2 points ago

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Sure, I will.

[–]wrath537 17 points18 points ago

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wam bam right in the clam

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

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Typically, yes.

[–]offlink 117 points118 points ago

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Man, her father is going to get, like, nothing for her dowry now.

[–]ayeroxor 9 points10 points ago

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Lucky she's not Muslim. She'd probably have to be honor-stoned or something.

[–]techtoy 61 points62 points ago

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She's a skater, probably comes pre-stoned, amirite?

[–]Mrow 1 point2 points ago

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If she was anything like I was in high school she already got stoned that day.

[–]nscreated 20 points21 points ago

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Hymen pain just watching that.

[–]NathMan 34 points35 points ago

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Girl Pain jokes are not funny. Period.

[–]LazyWolfman 104 points105 points ago

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As a guy, I'm intensely jealous of someone who can take any sort of trauma to the crotch and not only remain standing, but still walk around.

[–]Haber_Dasher 46 points47 points ago

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My thoughts exactly. If that was a guy to whom that happened, I highly doubt he would've been able to remain standing for any length of time afterwards greater than that required to fall down.

[–]Lemur_Lord 26 points27 points ago

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[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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A whole flock of not giving a fuck. Incredible.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Until the kid confirmed his balls were bleeding. Then every last fuck was given. You don't mess around when balls are bleeding.

[–]jdhawk 8 points9 points ago

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Its his gooch.

[–]Phapeu 5 points6 points ago

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I think that there's a lot less sympathy for guys who get hit in the balls when they're doing tricks on skateboards or bicycles because it just comes with the territory.

I think it would be a bit like somebody saying they're sick after being out drinking the night before. Your initial reaction would be "Yup. That'll happen". Then, if you find out that by 'sick' they mean coughing up blood, you'd think "Oh...let's get you to a doctor".

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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This week on Ow My Balls: shit gets real.

[–]yiudhj 2 points3 points ago

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I cried a little. 1 cry down, 5 to go.

[–]strib666 2 points3 points ago

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I remember seeing that one on Tosh.

What that particular vid doesn't show it him asking his friend to look at his balls afterward. A request one guy should never have to make to another guy.

[–]trafficnab 27 points28 points ago

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I'd be on the ground crying.

[–]snarkinator 18 points19 points ago

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The first few seconds would be spent gasping for breath.

[–]thelawnz 2 points3 points ago

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Or puking. Whichever comes first.

[–]Huggle_Shark 1 point2 points ago

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After reading a submission from a redditor questioning how often men cry a year, I'm suddenly very aware of guys mentioning it in the comments... Just finished reading a Harry Potter Alan Rickman submission and guys are talking about crying all up in that bitch. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just like sharing my thoughts. As you were.

[–]friedsushi87 2 points3 points ago

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It's okay. Don't be sad. Not all of us can have balls of steel like me.

[–]lukeatron 6 points7 points ago

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Depends if the dangly bits get involved or not. A blast to the chode, while no great experience, isn't anything close to crushing the boys. Having done quite a bit of skating in my more resilient years, I'm well versed in the intricacies of groinal abuse. A bruised taint can take weeks to heal up though. You're going to be walking funny the whole time too.

[–]10304 2 points3 points ago

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The downside to having a crotch like that is the constant threat of men trying to stick their erections up it. I think the possibility of vision blurring pain every now and then is a small price to pay to avoid that particular situation.

[–]womanisadangercat 2 points3 points ago

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If that had hit her in the pubic bone rather than where it did she would have been on the ground. That's some blinding pain right there.

[–]Saint-Peer 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what PMS feels like, but I'm thinking that's the girls equivalent of getting smashed in the balls.

[–]killboydotcom 32 points33 points ago

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No no, that's called a Taintslapper.

[–]BigBlackDuck 54 points55 points ago

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That was actually my nickname in prison, but that's another story for another time.

[–]afellowinfidel 16 points17 points ago

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those little white ducklings never stood a chance.

[–]UtterDebacle 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sitting comfortably (quite the opposite of those whose taints you slapped BBD) - the time is now...

[–]sirgregg 62 points63 points ago

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I love the guy in the back being all whatever about this.

[–]Frensoa 37 points38 points ago

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Not a single fuck to give. A true king.

[–]kennewick 15 points16 points ago

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Doesnt even flinch

[–]cerebrallawlzy 26 points27 points ago

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Turns out, he was dead the entire time!

[–]s1medieval 13 points14 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–]Carl_Wheathers 6 points7 points ago

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What? You expect skaters to get all concerned every time someone gets hurt?

[–]Pontiflakes 5 points6 points ago

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Girl:

D:

Dude:

|:

[–]metapy 43 points44 points ago

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[–]Zorbotron 32 points33 points ago

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~13 seconds in: "I think I broke my asshole!"

[–]Saint947 61 points62 points ago

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Don't worry princess, it's not broken...

YET

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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We must perform a stress test.

[–]friedsushi87 5 points6 points ago

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For SCIENCE!

[–]ayeroxor 8 points9 points ago

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[–]heavensclowd 3 points4 points ago

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At the end the guy goes "ok we're all done we should go" she responds "NO, I wanna get it". Which I assume means wants to land the trick. Pretty cool.

[–]taint_odour 11 points12 points ago

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Sweet, a moving jpg with sound.

[–]under_the_sword 4 points5 points ago

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I need that audio w/o the music.

Just for science. Not a perv, I swear.

[–]DataIsland 1 point2 points ago

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[–]under_the_sword 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. I can work with that. Need to edit out the words "my skateboard", then put it on loop.

/For science.

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[–]cdemps62 63 points64 points ago

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Go on...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man flesh!

[–]we_the_sheeple 16 points17 points ago

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wat

[–]himmeltoast 8 points9 points ago

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Lord of the Rings reference

[–]hateboss 10 points11 points ago

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We used to call this "getting popsicled sticked". Not fun, had it happen down a 7 set once.

[–]tarekd19 6 points7 points ago

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well whattya know, its funny when it happens to girls too

[–]25thinfantry 6 points7 points ago

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I've done this before. Hurts so bad my nipples began to pulsate. My anus too.

[–]Mr_DrPepper_to_you 15 points16 points ago

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go on...

[–]25thinfantry 2 points3 points ago

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When we used to play volleyball at church, we'd sometimes troll each other by jamming our fingers up each other's asses. Like, we'd clasp all our fingers together except the pointer fingers, and stab up. So when people would wait for a serve we'd run up behind them and poke them in the ass-hole, double handed.

This one time I got hit so hard by my friend I literally sawr stars [like a bright flash] and fell down immediately.. she got me right in the hole, and i swear she penetrated through my shorts 1" inch with FORCE. After about 60 seconds of excruciating mind numbing pain my ass began to pulsate, as did my nipples.. strangely the pulsating became soothing, but anything would feel better than the pain.. oh god the pain.

tl;dr Don't send your kids to Korean churches.

[–]Mr_DrPepper_to_you 1 point2 points ago

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That tl:dr is advice to live by.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, son!

[–]stalker007 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The guy in the back seriously didn't give a fuck.

[–]fred7 36 points37 points ago

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i have the weirdest boner

[–]Ondaje 11 points12 points ago

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I can't believe I clicked something with that title in the middle of class...

[–]Moonburn 4 points5 points ago

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I've seen so many skateboarding accidents that I'm convinced that skateboarding is designed to appeal to masochists.

[–]Chicks__Hate__Me 3 points4 points ago

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Is it wrong that I am really turned on by this?

[–]ubiquitoushacker 3 points4 points ago

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Hymenbuster: Debunked.

[–]piezoyvr 3 points4 points ago

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Just a case of bruised lips, nothing to see here

[–]velociraptorjockey 3 points4 points ago

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Here's a nice complication of "credit carding" which was the popular phrase when I used to skate. Just mute it or try to get past the awful music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oubhh7PkRKQ

[–]BRAINFUCKER 38 points39 points ago

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Game ovaries.

Dismay in the vajaja.

Soreus in the clitoris.

[–]heyfella 5 points6 points ago

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lol tosh.

[–]MellowMallow 2 points3 points ago

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That guy doesn't give a single fuck about that girl.

[–]CrayolaS7 3 points4 points ago

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trying to act like he doesn't

[–]Breepop 2 points3 points ago

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When I was a kid, my cousins (all male) and I skateboarded quite a lot. One day, while doing something stupid I'm sure, the skateboard hit me in the crotch just like this. It hurt like hell.

...And from that day forth my cousins swore girls also had penises/balls.

[–]glenomenon 4 points5 points ago

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...and a confusing prom was had by all.

[–]urotsukidoji 4 points5 points ago

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Owie ow ow. 'Gina Shiner for sure.

[–]WillPunForKarma 4 points5 points ago

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That skateboard totally popped her ollie.

[–]cheesiestcheese 2 points3 points ago

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Guy or girl?

[–]PartyBusGaming 4 points5 points ago

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After reading your comment, she went from mildly attractive to looking like a skinny man with long hair :(

[–]SionGWN 1 point2 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given by the guy at the back.

[–]sedditrhit 1 point2 points ago

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Lady Flower, Pain Shower.

[–]seyfaunbecco 1 point2 points ago

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That happened to me once...I was on the ground holding myself and cursing while three little boys were on the ground laughing at me... I love skateboarding.

[–]BoundToHatpin 1 point2 points ago

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I had a teacher in high school whose hymen was broken by a go-go boot in an unfortunate accident.

[–]pgroot 1 point2 points ago

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I used to bmx and had a similar run in with the bike's frame once (as in I landed on it)...We may not have testicles but fuck if it doesn't still hurt when you bust your pelvis.

[–]Vetty81 1 point2 points ago

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And that is how, through evolution, God created females.

[–]turmacar 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know why, but was expecting something involving Jamie Hyneman

[–]lausman 1 point2 points ago

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SURPRISE BUTT SEX!

[–]rybones 1 point2 points ago

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I know it's a gif but I swear I heard an audible "pop" when she hit.

[–]zengenesis 1 point2 points ago

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I was so scared to click on this link since I'm at work... But I clicked anyways

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody else suffer from selective dyslexia and click on this because they thought it had something to do with the Mythbusters?

[–]duffman_oh_yeah 1 point2 points ago

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This is called being credit carded by a lot of skaters. you have just been swiped!

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking skateboard.

[–]ProdigalSheep 1 point2 points ago

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Wait...is that Annoying Facebook Girl?

[–]Mourningw00d 1 point2 points ago

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Great title!

[–]electricdynamite 1 point2 points ago

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that front foot over committed and the back wasn't really into this ollie.

RECEPIE FOR DISASTER!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And now she's a woman.

[–]Eminence120 3 points4 points ago

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Why do all skaters feel the need to film themselves doing shitty ollies over 1 foot curbs.

[–]ProximaC 15 points16 points ago

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A lot of people do it so they can see what they're doing wrong and work on their technique. Even professional athletes do this. Some people do it just for fun and/or vanity.

[–]FuckYouGuys 14 points15 points ago

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For example, if you watch carefully in this video, her skateboard hits her in the taint at one point. It's subtle, so it's hard to pinpoint when you're doing the trick.

[–]Lunch_B0x 5 points6 points ago

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If I could do a shitty ollie off a 1 foot curb I'd probably be proud enough to film it as well. I have very few skills.

[–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

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In addition to what ProximaC said, also because you never know when you're going to pull off something amazing. Or you think you will and then you screw up.

[–]dougm68 1 point2 points ago

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Something tells me she's had bigger wood than that before...

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

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Because this wasn't a dude I didn't even flinch. If this had been a dude I would have suffered sympathetic ball pain and curled up into a ball.

[–]svengalus 1 point2 points ago

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My wife said she bled a little in her pants just watching this video. Really? Now that's just gross.

[–]CbaThinkingOfaName 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that's one way to get an abortion.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was assuming this was a review of some exciting new product. Alas, it is but a skateboard video.

[–]Ploopie 0 points1 point ago

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A woman's one time balls.

[–]ffunyman 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was going to be a link to here

[–]stonerman5000 0 points1 point ago

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she looked pretty surprised. I'd expect an injury of that caliber to happen to a man.

[–]cheshiregrins 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one here who thought this was going to be about Mythbusters.

[–]arty8803 0 points1 point ago

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I never quite mastered that trick.

[–]rainyadnad 0 points1 point ago

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'Hymenbuster'... rotten, just rotten.

[–]ithappensontheinside 0 points1 point ago

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Once I slipped forward on top of the frame of my bike (that was too tall for me, nonetheless) and damn did that hurt for a good while. I finally got a glimpse of what it was like to be a man.

[–]chilehead 0 points1 point ago

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The guy in the background looks like he has no face.

[–]geecue 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch.

[–]beansiej 0 points1 point ago

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That looks more like a butthole buster than a hymen buster.

[–]unionjack736 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as Hyneman Buster.

[–]draco207 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I find this hot.

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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that guy has no face.

[–]Juris_LV 0 points1 point ago

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aaAAAAaAAAAaAaAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]p4perf4ngs 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the fap.