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[–]napalm_beach 70 points71 points ago

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Captures all the romance.

[–]Farisr9k 10 points11 points ago

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Want to keep a relationship fresh?

Have another baby.

[–]plainsmartass 4 points5 points ago

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Raptures all the comance.

FTFY

[–]nauree 102 points103 points ago

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Thats a big clit...

[–]rmm45177 13 points14 points ago

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I remember seeing a video of a chick who put her clit in a vacuum.

It grew to the size of a dick.

[–]BarefootNick 0 points1 point ago

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All these votes without any call for proof?
What's the world coming to! ಠ_ಠ

[–]rmm45177 0 points1 point ago

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It was a long time ago on a site called Kaktuz.com or something like that. It wasn't hot, it was just weird.

[–]aperson 40 points41 points ago

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[–]drumndenver 44 points45 points ago

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Well, that wasn't so hard to find.

[–]bashurst 43 points44 points ago

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Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit? Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.

[–]plainsmartass 18 points19 points ago

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Thats a small dick...

[–]Leopardbluff 71 points72 points ago

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[–]NonPermissive 4 points5 points ago*

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Do you guys have to jump in every time some petty inconvenience is brought up?

e: lol, ran right back to his misery-worshipping subreddit.

[–]ladeemadonna 6 points7 points ago

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Why did I click on that? I knew what it was going to be. /facepalm

[–]Chaser892 5 points6 points ago

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/fappalm

ftfy

[–]Mellowde 14 points15 points ago

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There is so much I find unappealing about this, I'm at a loss for words.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I'm done with the internet today. Goodbye.

[–]ENTP 3 points4 points ago

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She's more hung than me :(

[–]redsteakraw 2 points3 points ago

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I think you may have a Micropenis.

[–]ENTP 8 points9 points ago

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I like to think of it as a megaclit.

[–]ruforealz 1 point2 points ago

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godzilla v. megaclit was epic

[–]4srsly 1 point2 points ago

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I guess.....if you're into that sort of thing.

[–]GAMEchief 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen bigger.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 3 points4 points ago

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Wha.....MY EYES! OH GOD!

[–]kevehr 2 points3 points ago

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I knew what to expect. Why did not that stop me?

[–]MEGAFUCKER 0 points1 point ago

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Moar.

[–]TehMau5 0 points1 point ago

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TIL... Thank god I'm gay.

[–]addmoreice 0 points1 point ago

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a friend once described the reason he disliked vagina as 'it looks like someone attacked with a hatchet'. I now know why he felt that way....a dull hatchet.

[–]1longtime 1 point2 points ago

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If it's bigger than two fingers, it's probably a dick. -Dave Attell

[–]mattaugamer 33 points34 points ago*

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This image was made by a friend-of-a-friend of mine and I remember well my horror at seeing it. The artist is a professional animator with... issues, apparently. :-)

It was made for the explosm forums, iirc correctly, for a thread entitled "angry stick figures with boners". It certainly ticks the boxes.

Edit: Artist's name is Tyler Legrand.

[–]MEGAFUCKER 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for valuable information. Requesting confirmation.

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for valuable information. Requesting confirmation.

[–]Cerubellum 1 point2 points ago

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...iirc correctly...

squirms uncontrolably

[–]MEGAFUCKER -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for valuable information. Requesting confirmation.

[–]JVinci 22 points23 points ago

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I am not surprised that any one of those frames exists on the internet. I am, however, surprised that somewhere a person sat down and drew all of them and put them into that sequence.

[–]CameronSmith93 12 points13 points ago

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I am, however, surprised that somewhere a person sat down and drew all of them and put them into that sequence.

I'm not...

[–]tsrocks48[!] 20 points21 points ago

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Somehow, I imagine that's what it must be like in the Duggar home.

[–]glass_house 11 points12 points ago

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Seriously though, when will those people stop? At this point they're putting the mother and child's health at risk. And yet they say they still want more...Unbelievable.

[–]p_U_c_K 40 points41 points ago

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They think it's gods will. They just keep fucking unprotected style and she keeps squirting out 1 lb zygote children. If she dies, guarantee they'll say, gods plan is mysterious! Cue to her at the pearly gates where St. Peter points out her perm and then kicks her in the vagina and propels her to hell where she is reunited with the ghosts of the army of sperm that didn't make it to the egg and a few that didn't implant on the side of her uterus. If I had thumbs I'd definitely draw that.

[–]UrbanToiletShrimp 5 points6 points ago

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Plus, if she dies it will make for a terrific special on TLC, and they'll probably get the highest ratings ever!

[–]p_U_c_K 2 points3 points ago

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They'll never beat the Jon and Kate plus eight when mulatto asian baby number 4 got caught smoking PCP at an ed hardy event. Where did you get your user name?

[–]I-Play-Drums 3 points4 points ago

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This comment does not have enough upvotes.

[–]p_U_c_K 8 points9 points ago

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No one gets me. Except you. F-f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-fffff-ffffffffff-f-ff-fff-friend?

[–]Traunt 0 points1 point ago

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no it does not. upvote for both of you.

[–]MEGAFUCKER 0 points1 point ago

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If I had thumbs I'd definitely draw that.

Aww... that's so cute! I want to pet the Reddit kitty!

*pets p_U_c_K*

[–]p_U_c_K 1 point2 points ago

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Ejaculates

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Edit: Why didn't your "pets best redditor since that extra from deep space 9" show up in italics? You've got some splainin' to do, Mega sexer.

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan 0 points1 point ago

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How... how do you masturbate.

[–]p_U_c_K 1 point2 points ago

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How much time do you have?

[–]ftfu 3 points4 points ago

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Michelle Duggar hasn't been pregnant for almost two years I think (her eldest son has fathered two children since her last child was born). Perhaps she's gone through menopause or her uterus is too damaged.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder how many of their kids will turn out gay? It's gotta be at least a couple.

[–]MEGAFUCKER 0 points1 point ago

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If I fucked every girl of childbearing age in that family and had kids with them, I think I could steal the show. TLC would love me!

[–]bbq_doritos 28 points29 points ago

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Yup. I think you hit all the main talking points of human reproduction.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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Including the inexplicable rage.

[–]igavefoucaltaids 19 points20 points ago

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Too many people wish they could do that

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Oh you can, just not legally.

[–]MEGAFUCKER 1 point2 points ago

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No, he means shrink a grown person, insert them into a vagina, and have them disassembled in such a way that the woman absorbs the nutrients until only an egg and a sperm remain. The woman returns the single sperm to the man in her next period.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Like I said, there's nothing legal about that. Frankly it disgusts me that you believe otherwise.

[–]thebradhimself 27 points28 points ago

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Fun Fact: This .gif was made to show what heaven is going to be like for mormons.

[–]neunon 1 point2 points ago

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How many babies per second do they need to pump out, again?

[–]JoDASHeL 4 points5 points ago

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I watched that way longer then i should have..

[–]SoCalWingFan 4 points5 points ago

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Who says long distance relationships don't work?

[–]FTFTW 8 points9 points ago

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Don't make fun of Irish Catholics.

[–]triobot 5 points6 points ago

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HOW IS BABBY FORMED

[–]MEGAFUCKER 2 points3 points ago

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They just showed you, idiot.

[–]Tokeli 10 points11 points ago

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WHY DID I UPVOTE THIS.

[–]plink_plink 7 points8 points ago

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Looks pretty spot-on to me.

[–]PlumberODeth 2 points3 points ago

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I have had nightmares that ran pretty much along these lines.

[–]HairyBouy 2 points3 points ago

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Love that follow through on those balls. Pixar, eat your heart out.

[–]paintthisred 2 points3 points ago

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The Duggar family?

[–]daliz 2 points3 points ago

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[–]qbensis 0 points1 point ago

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TOO. MUCH.

[–]GoGoGadge7 2 points3 points ago

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It's 9am. And I'm already done with the Internet.

[–]UraharaZR 5 points6 points ago

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This is like...what the fuck is this like?!

[–]Lobber 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT THE FUBANELINGS

[–]kevehr 1 point2 points ago

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I imagined a nine inch nails soundtrack to go with this. Don't know why.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's too damn early for this shit...

[–]Sirwootalot 1 point2 points ago

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That gave me have a massive urge to take a dump and I don't know why.

[–]Themiffins 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ovuus 2 points3 points ago

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That is both reckless and Canadian.

[–]thugmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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EHhhh...NOT THERE AND NOT LIKE THAT!!

[–]wirtaz 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my Saturdays.

[–]Gizank 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it.

[–]TheSmurfNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Hey just so you know this has been posted before.

That's all :)

[–]Creepwood 0 points1 point ago

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All glory to the Hypno-Balls.

[–]endo 0 points1 point ago

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Nice. Dude's circumsized.

I call bullshit!

[–]arctic_man 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I will be blocking 99.99% of the Internet if I ever have kids.

[–]PinheadX 0 points1 point ago

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That is the most amazing and disturbing thing I've seen all day. But it's still early...

[–]chew_toyt 0 points1 point ago

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</NSFW>

Always close your html tags kids!

[–]djpumbaa 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else watch this for way too long?

[–]Davey_trees 0 points1 point ago

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I screamed aloud.

[–]YourAlibi 0 points1 point ago

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Stared at this for five straight minutes....cannot be unseen.

[–]ImADouchebag 0 points1 point ago

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From reposts honey, from reposts.

[–]MEGAFUCKER 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine the man is saying "FIRE!" and the woman is saying "Yep."

[–]ne1av1cr 0 points1 point ago

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It's like I'm staring at the southern US reduced to a gif

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

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This is what the religious right wants everyone to do 24 hours a day, every day.

[–]parkercx12 0 points1 point ago

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i couldn't look away.

[–]ucbsuperfreak 0 points1 point ago

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How many times is this going to get shared here? A million?

[–]cheesecake966 0 points1 point ago

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now clearing browsing history...

[–]wd0511 0 points1 point ago

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This animation needs to be adapted for Starcraft 2 , you know.. for realism?

[–]daniellejuice 0 points1 point ago

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That would suck if my bean looked like that...

[–]bijinda 0 points1 point ago

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TIL how the stick figure family stickers on the back of SUVs are made.

[–]fearthisbeard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Septipus -1 points0 points ago

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What..the..fuck...

[–]theflynn 2 points3 points ago

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The better question: Why..the..fuck...

[–]Jarfol 0 points1 point ago

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..did...this...get....reposted

[–]electricfoxx -1 points0 points ago

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favorite GIF

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[–]Farisr9k 8 points9 points ago

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How many babies did you give birth to in college?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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There is a big difference between a large clit and a small penis.