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[–]hezzer 4 points5 points ago

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I would like to try the flaming cow's ass flavor.

[–]Sfork[S,!] 1 point2 points ago

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It's a delicacy in some countries.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Surprise, it tastes like salt.

[–]bababab6 2 points3 points ago

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I wish i had known about soup for sluts before i broke up with my girlfriend. I would have saved a fortune!

[–]Unwanted_opinion 4 points5 points ago

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Cheap, fast & easy.

[–]catherined_93 2 points3 points ago

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They should come out with a 'Forever Alone' flavour

[–]thewronghands 1 point2 points ago

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Should really be soup for people who are so drunk this is their only option

[–]HustlerThug 1 point2 points ago

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They know that they'll still buy it though.

[–]OchiBanana 1 point2 points ago

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They need to come up with one for college students. "Smart as hell, poor as shit"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer Din Din Fuk Chow, available at any fine ramen novelty shop.

[–]Sfork[S,!] 0 points1 point ago

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The funny part is these were found in a regular Asian market.

Edit: http://i.imgur.com/a5ltj.jpg

[–]Scramisaur 1 point2 points ago

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Soup for sluts sounds like they mixed semen in with the noodles :/

[–]dobuwitz 0 points1 point ago

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They sold these at my work. The sluts are so tasty.