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[–]aperson 11 points12 points ago

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[–]mefuzzy 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed, that was what I had in mind!

[–]ki85squared 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, bash.org. Where the top quotes haven't changed in 6 years.

[–]MrKrazybones 18 points19 points ago

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My name is Dan :(

[–]ProZaKk 25 points26 points ago

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:(

Fuck you, Dan

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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No one is doing that :(

[–]danielmartin25 3 points4 points ago

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:(

[–]taylorodw 18 points19 points ago

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Debbie Downer is infinitely superior (and more original).

[–]winebear 11 points12 points ago

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Agreed this comic is a complete rip-off of Rachel Dratch!

[–]sandandpomp 1 point2 points ago

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agreed, however, it's kind of funny to see nearly-stick figures that are depressed.

[–]HertzDonut 114 points115 points ago

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Why not link to the creators website and give credit WHERE CREDIT IS DUE?

[–]drfunmd 23 points24 points ago

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[–]oddfox -1 points0 points ago

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I wish it was only Jimmy Fallon that couldn't maintain his composure and ruined the sketch by laughing uncontrollably, but with pretty much every cast-member on screen being unable to control themselves it's just painful to watch and I couldn't even make it to the end. I want my older cast-members back. :(

EDIT: I just realized how old I am now after opining for people that were on the show before 1998. He left that show in 2004? Jeez.

[–]fisch003 -1 points0 points ago

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Their losing control arguably made an unfunny sketch hilarious.

[–]Bapetacular 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, that sketch would be horribly unfunny unless everyone started cracking up.

[–]oddfox 0 points1 point ago

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Guess it does something for some people, but I don't find it amusing watching someone take a good premise and executing it so poorly. It wouldn't have been unfunny IMO if they wouldn't have been flubbing so bad, or maybe that was their intention all along for some strange reason.

But hey, I was a big In Living Color/MAD TV fan by the time all the classic SNL members had moved on to bigger and better things, so that (MAD TV) immediately calls into question my judgment.

[–]RichardBachman 3 points4 points ago

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[–]wateristasty 1 point2 points ago

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He stole this joke.

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

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not the art.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's on the picture.

[–]feureau 7 points8 points ago

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hey, what's up?

YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE, FATSO!!!

[–]sethist 13 points14 points ago

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Teen pregnancy rates are not up.

[–]oconnor663 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Sethist the Scrupulous

[–]AlGhost 2 points3 points ago

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How can he fuck?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He could have simply asked: "How are you?"

[–]DoWhile 2 points3 points ago

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"Feelin' down"

[–]danxmason 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because my name is Dan!

[–]Shooting_scar 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, I read that teen pregnancy is down, since the 40s, or some shit. Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_19317_7-pieces-good-news-nobody-reporting.html (It's on the 2nd page.)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So, wait, you mean all I need to do to get upvotes is repost a popular webcomic? Well, let's get right on that then.

[–]Theoz 4 points5 points ago

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Cyanide and Happiness is a great comic.

[–]Smorsh 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you, Dan.

[–]AcidJiles 0 points1 point ago

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Shit my name isn't Dan but given what I am interested in, I appear to be a Downer.

[–]RiddleofSteel 0 points1 point ago

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What's bad is when you realize you are becoming that guy. I notice lately all I've been talking about is how much the world sucks. Time to change my name to Dan.

[–]Ending_makes_no_sens 0 points1 point ago

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At least this wasn't a comic about a mentally handicaped boy named Dan.

[–]Goku707 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me happy to see all these comments saying Fuck You Dan. I have a friend Dan EXACTLY like this.

Fuck you Dan!

[–]doesnotknowtrolling 0 points1 point ago

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lol Dan trolled him so hard in this comic!

[–]DepressingDan 0 points1 point ago

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Ask me about cats.

[–]DaveDowner 0 points1 point ago

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My brother Dan used to be so happy. But that was before the interwebs.

[–]UnicornPuppy 0 points1 point ago

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Teen pregnancy rates have steadily fallen since their peak in the 1950s.

[–]slothzen 0 points1 point ago

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Teen pregnancy rates are actually steadily dropping, and have been for some time.

Just sayin.

[–]legodt 0 points1 point ago

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Dan the Downer needs to check his facts, teen pregnancy rates are actually lower these days.

[–]callua1111 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]johnnyhala 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me so much of Debbie Downer

[–]TackyOnBeans 0 points1 point ago

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Your fault for trying to be chipper around someone whose name is "Dan the Downer"

[–]_Holic_ -1 points0 points ago

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yes, its a post of someone elses work. But it doesn't remove the tag that gives credit to the creator. Therefore, anyone that was not aware of C&H now is. If only the creator of funny things were allowed to submit this would be a dead subreddit.

[–]Infant-Blender -3 points-2 points ago

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I heard black crime rate was up also.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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In order for the black crime rate to go up it must have went down at some point in time.

I am here all night folks. Just kidding I am going to bed.

[–]Infant-Blender 2 points3 points ago

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I just flew in from Atlanta and boy are my arms tired!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Been a while since I heard that one. Good job. Great Show! A++++ would laugh again.

[–]awesomeman23 -1 points0 points ago

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I MEAN HOW ARE YOU NOW DAN!!!!!