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[–]itmaybeokay 145 points146 points ago

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Haha wow another round huh? I photoshopped this a year ago :-P

http://ex-genius.tumblr.com/post/847294971/allowlwash

[–]cerealghost 13 points14 points ago

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you're internet-famous

[–]LowSociety 6 points7 points ago

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I'm always surprised how quick people like you are to respond. Hat off, sir, the picture is amazing.

[–]I_give_insults 3 points4 points ago

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It's the perfect infinite karma treadmill if he is the same as OP.

[–]itmaybeokay 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks Much!

[–]mosdefjess 0 points1 point ago

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It is Photoshop magic...

[–]chicletgrin 7 points8 points ago

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I saw Spring Awakening in NYC a few years ago. The male lead had a horrible spitting problem when speaking or singing. From where we were sitting, the spray was nicely lit up from the spotlights. It was like a cloud of spit. The female lead deserved a freaking medal because she just stood there and didn't blink as this guy painted her face with his saliva. Other people in the audience noticed this too and would laugh a bit every time he started speaking or singing. I also felt bad for the people in the front row. They shoulda handed out ponchos.

[–]zetversus 15 points16 points ago

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Little Owl has a perfect "you have got to be shitting me" face.

[–]Lambsauce 11 points12 points ago

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I thought it was the best real-life ಠ_ಠ I've ever seen.

[–]2Deluxe 56 points57 points ago

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ಠvಠ

[–]Rockmuncher 1 point2 points ago

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[–]D1yaa 2 points3 points ago

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I shamefully do this, but only in small consistent squirts.

[–]adamnyc 1 point2 points ago

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That's ok. That's called gleaking.

[–]D1yaa 0 points1 point ago

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Glee-king?

[–]Geiz 0 points1 point ago*

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TIL... i have been looking for a word for this... in Dutch there is none as far as i know, i always end up describing it in length and still some people dont understand what exactly happens. I'm going to make it a mission to adopt this word in the dutch language, provided there is indeed no word available in our current vocabulary. cheers!

[–]adamnyc 0 points1 point ago

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I misspelled it, it's actually gleeking. Although gleaking is an accepted alternative spelling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting#Gleeking

[–]kleehammer 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, usually i don't even notice until its too late.

[–]Lkwhticndo 3 points4 points ago

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Whenever it happens to me I slowly wipe it off of my face while looking them straight in the eyes. Guilt ensues every time.

[–]isN0mz 1 point2 points ago

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I do the same while mumbling "you just spit all over my face."

[–]Lkwhticndo 2 points3 points ago

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Do you slowly lick your finger and wipe it on their cheek while saying "gotcha"?

[–]isN0mz 2 points3 points ago

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No, but I will start.

[–]biopsych 1 point2 points ago

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I like to tell people that "I already took a shower" while giving my ಠ_ಠ and wiping my face off.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I wanted conversation not condensation!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I wanted the news not the weather!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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repost

[–]benthearthur 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck it! I'm going home.

[–]CptObviousRemark 1 point2 points ago

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This just might be the most reposted image on reddit.

[–]h2mc 1 point2 points ago

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But people can't really help that. I know I can't sometimes. It's like, the shape of their mouths or something.

[–]tyrghast 1 point2 points ago

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I don't flat out spit while talking, but sometimes the glands under my tongue will shoot out a small squirt that I cannot control and have no idea it happened until I see it.

[–]isN0mz 1 point2 points ago

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A gleek.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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FFS, this is a repost of something less than 2 days old.

[–]Shaolinmunkey 1 point2 points ago

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Especially when they repeat phrases like "Surreptitiously sequestered".

[–]malfurianna 1 point2 points ago

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yeah. i hate it when people owl and talk too.

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

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I have a salivary gland under my tongue that will shoot a clear stream of saliva at the person sitting across from me. It was always annoying but only annoying until I started working in the corporate world.

One day I was consulting with an executive and it happened. My saliva shot up from under my tongue and left droplets across the left lens of his eyeglasses. He was horrified, reacted like he just inhaled a fly or something. The meeting ended abruptly under some pretense he clearly made up on the spot and that was it. Never heard from him again.

Maybe I should fix that. I feel like I have a really small and very useless superpower.

[–]Thegannush 1 point2 points ago

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Ima firin mah lazer!!!

[–]IAmTheQ 1 point2 points ago

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repost?

[–]live3orfry 1 point2 points ago

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You can tell by the pixels this has been Photoshopped.

[–]oh_bother 1 point2 points ago

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ಠvಠ ∷∷∷>°

[–]skamando 3 points4 points ago

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Really? I understand if there's spit coming out your mouth every word you say, but if, once in awhile, a fleck of spit gets on you, and you straight freak out or act all offended, I will shut you down. It's an accident, basically everyone does it. Don't look at me like I just shat in your frosted flakes.

[–]dingofarmer2004 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MarvinsDiodes 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa, I was just watching that episode, not six hours ago.

[–]Hax0r101 2 points3 points ago

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So, was it six hours ago or not?

[–]MarvinsDiodes 2 points3 points ago

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It was.

[–]Smooth_E 1 point2 points ago

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My mom every time I talk to her.

[–]keanus 5 points6 points ago

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Find a new mom.

[–]Deebag 1 point2 points ago

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I want the news not the weather har har har.

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

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That is the greatest personal hygiene joke of the 20th century. Right behind "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

[–]pickoneforme 0 points1 point ago

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the look on its face says it all.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 0 points1 point ago

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Daffy Duck, that is all.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The face expression on that owl is priceless xD

[–]furmat60 0 points1 point ago

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Just watering the owl......

[–]The_Moro 0 points1 point ago

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So you are okay with it if they are not talking?

[–]boobscomefromrussia 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one who thought of the teacher from That's So Raven

[–]drpon 0 points1 point ago

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This is what it feels like when you're talking to a "one-upper".

[–]anna652 0 points1 point ago

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the owls trying not to give a single fuck

[–]PatronofSnark 0 points1 point ago

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Vomit?

[–]wilse 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow reminiscent of r/politics or r/atheism...

[–]b33fSUPREME 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry this is old, I missed it the first time around. Very rarely do I upvote images, but I seriously laughed out loud... thank you for that.

[–]ChaoticRapture 0 points1 point ago

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But Jansen1, I can't help it when I salivate from the sight of your rump. You're cruel for hating me so.

[–]Slayer750 0 points1 point ago

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This is photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels.

[–]starstuff92 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]BigMacCombo 0 points1 point ago

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Well, why not take a shower in the middle of a conversation?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well I constantly worry about accidentally spitting at someone during heated conversations. It happens but not very frequently and usually I catch it to make for awkward silences wondering if you should say that you noticed it or if they noticed it.

[–]AThousandSuns12 0 points1 point ago

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i was NOT expecting that haha wtf?

[–]i_take_all_literally 0 points1 point ago

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Oh please, that has never happened, I'm not sure it's even physically possible.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Unpleased owl is not pleased.

[–]zenprowler 0 points1 point ago

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THIS is what it's like to work in customer service!

[–]verrtex 0 points1 point ago

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Usually these people try to be closer and closer. You move from them away but they approach you again. The same is also valid for those people who have stinky mouth.

[–]verrtex 0 points1 point ago

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Why reddit is called "social news"? Where are the news?

[–]preteenstrangler 0 points1 point ago

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way to repost

[–]UncaringAsshat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ToastieCrumbs 0 points1 point ago

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"I asked for the news, not the weather" forehead slap if the lil guy could. oh he would.

[–]celfers -1 points0 points ago

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Best OWLING yet.

[–]Khoops66 -1 points0 points ago

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Say it don't spray it!

[–]roadbike -1 points0 points ago

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Why don't you say anything to them? How could they not notice? Maybe you're talking to people with deficient brains because seriously, how could they not notice?