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[–]scaryberry 102 points103 points ago

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Someone ate an extra "e".

[–]Rkeenan12[S] 14 points15 points ago

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yes i now how to spell asswhole!

[–]babeecakes 4 points5 points ago

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"Ah hahve a spach ampadamant, asshal!" Hehehe. :)

[–]Honda_TypeR 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this movie's scene (NSFW due to language)

[–]LNMagic 4 points5 points ago

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At least the OP knows how to speell.

[–]krucz36 12 points13 points ago

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Might be spelled better, too!

[–]badbrownie 6 points7 points ago

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I'm not knocking it, 'cos it's funny, but I'm 43 and I remember hearing that as a hilarious movie review ("I could eat alphabet soup and shit a better script"). That makes this joke more than 30 years old.

Stands the test of time though.

[–]thecementmixer 13 points14 points ago

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What good is the alphabet soup when you can't shit proper grammar.

[–]andytuba 3 points4 points ago

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| The best response to any arguement

[–]OmegaVesko -3 points-2 points ago

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Thats_the_joke.jpg

[–]stiffnipples 3 points4 points ago

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TO THE FACEBOOKS!

[–]ehferking 2 points3 points ago

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You had me at "arguement."

[–]Lazysaurus 1 point2 points ago

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I Could Shit A Bowl Of Alphabet Soup And SPELL Argument Better Than That

[–]kmad 0 points1 point ago

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I could do the same with Cheerios.

[–]illiterateninja 0 points1 point ago

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ooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody correct this and I'll be using it all day

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and my shit would spell better than you can.

[–]swollencornholio 1 point2 points ago

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Why the cat?

[–]TheFr1nk 1 point2 points ago

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This puzzles me too. Because it was a catty comment? I don't even know...

[–]imright_anduknowit 1 point2 points ago

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Older than Reddit. Johnny Mercer Quote.

[–]sarcasm_rocks 1 point2 points ago

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tried it with chicken noodle...didn't work out so well

[–]aphelionx2 0 points1 point ago

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But you can't spell better than that.

[–]TubbyandthePoo-Bah 0 points1 point ago

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Vowels go in consonants go out.

You can't explain that!

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna use this on the next time I get into an argument.

[–]digifork 0 points1 point ago

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Only if the letters were made of corn

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So that's who down votes me every fucking day! Dam cats!

[–]jdazzle604 0 points1 point ago

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great response

[–]aescnt 0 points1 point ago

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Have alphabet soups disappeared now? It seems that i couldn't even find a can of it in grocery stores the last time I visited the US.

[–]TroutM4n 0 points1 point ago

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I am now going to use this anytime someone makes a nonsensical statement to which there is no logical recourse.

I.E.

"...I know it's true because it says so in the bible."

"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Your mom would probably be mad at you for that.

[–]TroutM4n 0 points1 point ago

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Do you live with your mother or something?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, why?

Do you?

[–]TroutM4n 0 points1 point ago

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No. Your original comment makes the assumptions that:

a. My mother hears what I say

b. That anti-religious sentiment would upset her

c. That I care what my mother says

On all three counts false, but your assumptions would imply that:

a. Your mom often hears what you say

b. anti-religious sentiment upsets her

c. that you rely on her opinion of your actions for guidance

Those factors all led to my question: Do you still live with your mother?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am not sure how you get those implications. I was basing my assumption off the fact that you act like a 5 year old.

[–]TroutM4n 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My response

NSFW..

[–]robotbigfoot 0 points1 point ago

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ron swanson?

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[–]ragnoros 0 points1 point ago

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i´m so gonna abuse thise!

[–]anderssi 0 points1 point ago

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The problem is, that you would then actually have to come up with a better argument. If you can't, you just wasted a good oneliner, and look like an idiot.

[–]TheMarshma 0 points1 point ago

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I'm downvoting this so I can use it in real life and no one will know I didn't come up with it myself.

[–]banang 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AJam 0 points1 point ago

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AGREED

[–]cefm 0 points1 point ago

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Even a condescending intellectual cat still haz to misspell at least one word in any internet posting.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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DJ Zap?

[–]effervescence 0 points1 point ago

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My personal favorite response: "Well, at least I didn't sleep with Lumbugh!"

[–]Reddittfailedme 0 points1 point ago

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Wow gonna have to use that.

[–]THE_REAL_MAN 0 points1 point ago

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haha!.. that's all

[–]babeecakes 0 points1 point ago

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Can't. Stop. Giggling.

[–]Samsy 0 points1 point ago

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This sums up all Jon Stewart's responses to FOX

[–]TheSeaCow 1 point2 points ago

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are you saying that he is the stupid one, or that he is the one saying the insult?

[–]Samsy -2 points-1 points ago

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he is the one saying the insult!

[–]Meatsalad -4 points-3 points ago

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Hey grammar bitches. Suck on my balls. Please.

[–]wegsauce 2 points3 points ago

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you sir are the best kind of salad

[–]skeptical_badger 1 point2 points ago

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Am I supposed to capitalize the A?

[–]ehferking 1 point2 points ago*

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Firstly, let me apologize for raining on your hate parade. Grammar, although having the same geeky linguistic focus, is not the same as spelling. Having said that, I think you should feel good about yourself. Your post, unlike the OP's, does not contain grammatical OR spelling errors.

The OP's post contains a spelling error: "arguement." The complete lack of punctuation in the post is technically a grammatical error, but I have to assume it was left off for readability.

Your comment, however, contains a grammatical error. There should be a comma after "Hey" in "Hey grammar bitches." You do get credit for impeccable spelling, though.

EDIT: Thanks for catching the missing comma in his comment, Nick.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, it does: "hey," being an interjection, must be set apart from the rest of the sentence by either a comma or an exclamation point.

[–]ehferking 0 points1 point ago

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I stand corrected and my comment has been edited. Thank you!

[–]infernalspawnODOOM -1 points0 points ago

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And thus "Unimpressed kitty" was born.

[–]Buisness_as_Usual -1 points0 points ago

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lol dude for some reason this shit is fucking funny

[–]AbsoluterZero -2 points-1 points ago

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This comes from the Everybody Loves Raymond episode "Ray's on TV".

Frank (Ray's father) says: "I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!"

[–]VonWolfhaus -3 points-2 points ago

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Hilarious but downvote for cat picture. This isn't cheezburger.

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[–]VonWolfhaus -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah...we need a subreddit for these. I hate having the front page covered with animals. Downvote me if you must but I can't stand it.