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[–]thugmonkey 49 points50 points ago

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You are right, it's more like 8 inches.

[–]romieyo 0 points1 point ago

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Lul, if he's really lucky.

[–]xwreslter 11 points12 points ago

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quick question: are redditors really doing this shit?

[–]YourMomsCock 10 points11 points ago

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No. I shoot my load right onto the floor.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Mine's out the window. I have to water my petunias somehow.

[–]Atlantian 5 points6 points ago

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No. I shoot my load right onto my sister.

[–]BaconChapstick 2 points3 points ago

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Amateur. I use my sister in law's panties.

[–]detourxp 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. But i have a set of socks designated for this. I actually have them marked with "X" in sharpie. My girlfriend comes home late and sees them in the hamper and rolls her eyes. "You're doing YOUR laundry, that's not going in with mine"

[–]xwreslter 2 points3 points ago

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So you have: a.) A set of socks specifically designated for masturbating into. b.) A girlfriend.

hmm...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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you can still masturbate when you have a girlfriend. Its a good way to get some alone time.

[–]detourxp 0 points1 point ago

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She actually bought me a porno box set for my birthday (she works the night shift).

[–]unairedpilot 21 points22 points ago

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Dammit someone buy this kid a fucking box of tissues!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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A box of fucking tissues?

[–]Reddit-Hivemind 11 points12 points ago

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Fucking Tissues™, "We handle the cum, so you can think you're getting some"®

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]PissBlasta 1 point2 points ago

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Fapkins.

[–]Teqnique_757 0 points1 point ago

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Cleaning up with tissues leaves more of a mess da fuck. Towels and hampers so mom can wash them. Sorry mom

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I bought you sock, I'll put whatever I want in you

[–]adhiofawkes 8 points9 points ago

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Guess it. Guess it! GUESS IT!

AW, YOU'RE SO WRONG!

..

..

It's a penis.

[–]LaserDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the show's over

[–]quadshock 11 points12 points ago

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Silly sock puppet, it's a hand

[–]radioactivesheep 1 point2 points ago

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Or is it.. =)

[–]Pontiflakes 2 points3 points ago

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Before we start with too many puns and "people really do that!?" threads, I'll save you some time:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eahbi/it_knows/

[–]nomorholywar 2 points3 points ago

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THAT'S NOT A REPOST!

oh wait..

[–]maasedge 4 points5 points ago

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Its a space station!

[–]Backpedal 1 point2 points ago

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I sense something is afoot here.

[–]YouBeDerping 1 point2 points ago

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There's danger afoot!

[–]Mustkunstn1k 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't understand this. Do people cum on the sock or in it? If in then how do you have the time? Why not just do it on a piece of TP and then flush it down or something? My brain hurts.

[–]cyberfinger 4 points5 points ago

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NO, STOP!
No, Stop
stop. no.
no.
oh...

[–]tylertennisman 3 points4 points ago

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Stop! No, don't!

No! Don't stop!

[–]Johnboy_Ice 6 points7 points ago

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seriously, who the fuck faps in their socks?

[–]rod81 6 points7 points ago

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Me

[–]bdek 3 points4 points ago

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DOWNVOTES FOR NOT HAVING A CUMSOCK!

[–]tslout 3 points4 points ago

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[–]billmalarky 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts exactly, I saw that like 6 months ago...

[–]Howisdiscool -1 points0 points ago

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This one looks a little angrier, which I don't get.

[–]voiceofdepravity 3 points4 points ago

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It's all fun and games until someone catches a verruca on their penis.

[–]TacoSauce 0 points1 point ago

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whats a verruca?

edit: google... why would you tell me this?

[–]voiceofdepravity 1 point2 points ago*

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If you're going to fuck a sock you've got to know about Soxually Transmitted Diseases first.

[–]m1ndcr1me 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S A FAP!

[–]mattrodd 0 points1 point ago

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But if it's not a foot, then what is it ...... ohh.

[–]deathbyboobies 0 points1 point ago

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It's a space station!

[–]WartOnTrevor 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S NOT EVEN FIVE INCHES!

[–]Bonifacius 0 points1 point ago

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A friend used to have a sock like this. XD

[–]Yayyuh 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wnHaNGhmI

I'll just leave this here.

[–]Honda_TypeR 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry socky... it's better than my foot... you'll love it!

[–]radar77008 0 points1 point ago

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ewwwwwwwwwwww

[–]tendoman -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm in fucking tears. Hahaha..

"Thats disgusting.." - My wife

[–]flynndustries -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]billmalarky 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for making me look like an asshole since my speakers weren't muted. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Harmon1986 0 points1 point ago

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Usually the .mp3 lets me know there will be sound

[–]flynndustries 0 points1 point ago

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SNAP! Sorry pal.

[–]billmalarky 0 points1 point ago

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Apology accepted :-)

[–]Eustis -5 points-4 points ago

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Mmm, fapsocks.