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[–]CatalyticDragon 236 points237 points ago

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R.I.P you awesome mo'fo.

[–]Rhomboid 73 points74 points ago

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Shit, I must have missed that one. But it's true:

Pat Morita died on November 24, 2005, at his home in Las Vegas of kidney failure at the age of 73.

[–]kimchifart 39 points40 points ago

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Morita met his last wife, Evelyn Louise Guerrero, when she was 15 years old because Evelyn's mother had the same manager, Sally Marr. Morita and Evelyn met again years later, and were married in Las Vegas on March 26, 1994; they remained together until his death. They did not have any children together.

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

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:'(

Another hero from my childhood is dead...

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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he was a hero to you but you didn't know he died half a decade ago......i call shenanigans

[–]modeliste 5 points6 points ago

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Miyagi was a hero to most...

[–]jadedconformist 8 points9 points ago*

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Wasn't he just an actor? The word HERO is used way too generously, but I guess I can't argue with subjectivity.

Edit: oh hivemind.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Apparently you were downvoted by the people who lived in front of televisions their whole childhood.

Pat Morita, a true hero. He played Mr. Miyagi, and changed my life with such wisdom as "Wax on, Wax off." My hero. He saved me.

RIP, hero.

[–]penguinv 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting. How did he save you, and from what?

I'm interested. Sort of jealous. I didnt get saved. (no believer)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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From a couple hours boredom one Friday evening.

[–]Essar 1 point2 points ago

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From not being able to detect blatant sarcasm.

[–]modeliste 0 points1 point ago

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...but he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Motherfuck him and John Wayne Cause I'm Black and I'm proud

[–]dolemite7 2 points3 points ago

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Your initial reference was not lost on everyone.

[–]modeliste 0 points1 point ago

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I was starting to wonder.

[–]chudontknow 1 point2 points ago

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it's ok to be black and proud... But why hold on to anger for someone else being ignorant.

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." ~Buddha

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I call shenanigans that anyone would consider a character actor their "hero."

OMG a random actor died? He was semi-famous? Ohhh my hero I love him I'll miss him my hero.

[–]BloodyNobody 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't she Donna on the Cheech and Chong movies?

[–]bagelsandkegels 35 points36 points ago

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Lucky for him, he didn't live to see the atrocious remake.

[–]dellkangaroo -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck yeah... Las.. Vega-sob I miss that sonuvabitch...

[–]TheAdAgency 7 points8 points ago

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We had Pat Morita record a demo for a radio commercial a few years before he died. He partied ludicrously hard for a man of his age.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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His wife advised that his alcoholism was crippling.

[–]thedevilsdictionary 3 points4 points ago

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Goodnight sweet sensei!

[–]bobrocks 26 points27 points ago

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I worked at a Suncoast Video store and he came in one night, drunk off his ass, telling jokes, buying a bunch of tapes (yes, VHS tapes. DVD was just starting to take off) and messing with other customers. Before he left he signed the large photo we had up on the wall (all suncoast video stores had a row of large black and white photos above the racks). He was an awesome guy.

[–]CockMeatSandwich 3 points4 points ago

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I just saw the movie Take Me Home Tonight and TIL suncoast video is a real store.

[–]wraiyne 2 points3 points ago

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I used to go there back in the 90's for my internet-related toys...

[–]bobrocks 0 points1 point ago

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WAS a real store, unfortunately. I believe they have all been closed. At one point they were actually owned by Best Buy, then they were sold to some investment group, by that time I was long gone and they started closing all the stores. It was a great time working there.

As for Take Me Home Tonight, all of my old suncoast friends and I got really excited when we saw the preview for that, I don't think any of us actually watched it yet!

[–]zetrate 180 points181 points ago

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wax on, whacks off

[–]ChaosBrigadier 30 points31 points ago

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jacket on, jack it off

[–]zetrate 9 points10 points ago

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you can't explain that

[–]ajgator7 8 points9 points ago

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get out of my brain...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Not in r/cripplingalcoholism, certainly. But I respect your lifestyle choice.

[–]flapcats 2 points3 points ago

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Holyshit that subreddit actually exists

[–]Rangoris 52 points53 points ago

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[–]foreverchamone 16 points17 points ago

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i always said he would make the perfect roshi...

[–]ShortWoman 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed. There's only a few people with a chance of pulling off the combination of inscrutable master and connoisseur of porn. I think Jackie Chan might have been able to manage it, since Mr. Morita has passed away.

[–]foreverchamone 1 point2 points ago

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jackie chan doesnt have the right feel to him, i know jackie chan as the guy who is jumping around smashing people in the face with ladders.

you need some one cool and relaxed, but also has visible signs of aging (i just torrented all the episodes of Dragon ball, dragon ball Z, Dragon ball GT, and all the movies, my memory on my computer is gone haha)

right now im the the frieza saga where captain ginyu is in Goku's body.

[–]wraiyne 1 point2 points ago

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I recently watched all the episodes streaming. Just do yourself abig favor and quit at the cel saga. Sayaman is so stupid and it just gets worse from there...

[–]foreverchamone 0 points1 point ago

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meh, i have a devotion to my pre-teen self to finally watch every episode.

the Brolly story arc is what im really waiting for (think thats only on the movies though)

that and i need to see super saiyan 10. my childhood self would never forgive me if i didnt.

[–]wraiyne 1 point2 points ago

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I really thought the same thing about having to see them go all the way up, but I just couldn't hack it after 400 episodes and bobbidy and dabura had just arrived. I binged in like 2 weeks and saw all of it up to that point...

[–]foreverchamone 1 point2 points ago

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honestly they should either

  • ret-con the seriers and start over from the beginning making it darker and not so silly

or

  • make a new story arc. like how the when from DB to DBZ to DBGT.

unfortunately these both have high potentials to suck. :/

[–]Goldcut 0 points1 point ago

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Dawg you can watch those online with subtitles.

[–]foreverchamone 0 points1 point ago

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meh, i would rather have them torrented, i have them on my old laptop that i dont use (obviously not my gaming rig) and im streaming them to my xbox.

[–]Goldcut 0 points1 point ago

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That's good. If I had a spare hard drive I might do the same, but I was just delighted that I could watch them in Japanese. Yes. I'm one of those.

[–]foreverchamone 0 points1 point ago

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i have a hilarious story about that once, see i was watching death note on youtube with subs right? suddenly have way through the series they switch to English right? i didnt notice fore 4 episodes it was hilarious to me...

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 0 points1 point ago

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If you're one of those, then you ought to be aware that DBZ Abridged is far superior to the original DBZ.

[–]Goldcut 0 points1 point ago

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I love DBZ Abridged. I just wish TeamFourStar had the resources to pump it out faster.

[–]warnerrr 31 points32 points ago

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When Pat Morita died, I convinced my friend that he was actually Mexican, and not a Japanese American, and I knew that my lie was complete when he told someone else that fact. Felt good man.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Wow, you must be a fantastic liar. No one could be that big of an idiot.

[–]thewetcoast 16 points17 points ago

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Not to be outdone by his Chinese counterpart...

[–]Huxtabub 10 points11 points ago

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Always look boob!

[–]washboardsam 4 points5 points ago

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Squish like grape.

[–]auryn0151 3 points4 points ago

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Hot Lips Hoolihan getting some love from Mr. Miyagi...awesome.

[–]MissCellania 4 points5 points ago

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If this were Hoolihan, he would be Captain Sam Pak. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/723/pm4.JPG

[–]robreddity 0 points1 point ago

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Negative. Not Loretta Swit.

[–]auryn0151 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Do you know who it is?

[–]yoda17 0 points1 point ago

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[–]robreddity 0 points1 point ago

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Well okay, they're both blonde, must be her.

No sure, I too perused google 6 hours ago to see if she had undergone a major change in the way she looked... Dunno man, the cheek bones and the smile, particularly the upper lip and upper teeth, are pushing this towards the busted end of plausible for me.

But I suppose anything is possible depending on when this shot was taken, or maybe Pat is goosing her below frame too, who knows?

[–]AsaBringman 3 points4 points ago

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LOOK EYE! ALWAYS LOOK EYE!

[–]tha_snazzle 10 points11 points ago

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I'd say she googled Mr. Miyagi too.

[–]fuzzycuffs 9 points10 points ago

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I met him when I was a kid. I was like "this guy is the shit since he's Mr. Miyagi."

Now in my adult years, I realize he was the shit since he was Pat Morita.

[–]robreddity 8 points9 points ago

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For me, he was the shit because he was Arnold from Happy Days.

[–]icanseestars 2 points3 points ago

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When I was growing up, he was Arnold from Happy Days.

[–]thedevilsdictionary 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe in your Happy Days but in my Happy Days Arnold was Caucasian.

[–]rjung 5 points6 points ago

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Pat Morita played Arnold in season 2, then returned around season 8 to reprise the role. It was explained as various owners retiring and him being too cheap to change the sign from "Arnold's" to "Takahashi's".

[–]thedevilsdictionary 0 points1 point ago

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Confusing as hell! Thanks for explaining it to my dumb ass kindly! You sir, get an upboat!

[–]icanseestars 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're thinking of Al.... he wasn't Arnold.

[–]thedevilsdictionary 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I'm confused.. I remember that the owner changed.. and they said he was too lazy to change the name or the sign or something.. I forget.

It just seems like that show was on TV every single day in reruns my entire life and I should know it better. Oh well.

[–]rjung 0 points1 point ago

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I think the photo works better if you think of it as Arnold in his retirement years. Mr. Miyagi was too stoic for this.

[–]MrMiyagiSan 2 points3 points ago

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TATATATATA

[–]emilliolongwood 2 points3 points ago

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[–]1norcal415 1 point2 points ago

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Pat Morita, Erik Estrada, and a bunch of hot bimbos? Damn, now that is some Hollywood gold!

[–]ponyboy_coitus 1 point2 points ago

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Must be take a worm for a walk week

[–]cmcintyre3600 1 point2 points ago

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Love Billy Bob Thorton photo bombing this, too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We needed a pervert rage face ...

[–]TheDancingRobot 1 point2 points ago

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let's make it the first image result...

[–]abbiistabbii 1 point2 points ago

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If my dad ever ends up in a similar picture, it will be on the side of the Casket at his funeral and on my mantle piece forever more.

[–]SanDiablo 3 points4 points ago

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Karate....here.

[–]PattF 2 points3 points ago

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Bonzaiiiiiii!

[–]gynoceros 24 points25 points ago

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Bonsai is the little tree. Banzai ("ten thousand years!") is a battle cry.

I have no fucking idea what bonzaiiii is.

[–]daybreaker 56 points57 points ago

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BATTLE TREES

[–]J05H 11 points12 points ago

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Suicide shrubs.

[–]TheAdAgency 0 points1 point ago

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Preorder BattleTrees at your local gamestop today!

[–]finallyOnReddit 1 point2 points ago

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TIL.

[–]jhmed 2 points3 points ago*

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Bonzai is my dog. And my best friend.

[–]greek5576 1 point2 points ago

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Don't mean to drift off topic, but I like your taste in dogs. Here's mine, Cayley

[–]jhmed 1 point2 points ago

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So cute! Looks a little like Bonzai's sister Boomer! (Boomer is on the left)

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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it's from the karate kid IIRC. but really i came here to tell you to stop being such a fastidious pedant and stop taking every opportunity you can find to correct someone for karma on a website that ultimately get you nowhere in life. i'm guessing you're one of those fat white dudes that is obsessed with japanese culture. go talk to a girl for once in your lfie.

[–]Himmelreich 1 point2 points ago

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itt: Correcting typos makes you a weeaboo.

Note: Both bonsai and banzai are Japanese loanwords in English; i.e. correcting their spelling isn't weeb behaviour, and even if the word weren't English, correcting them would be natural. Really, say that shit to Donald Keen's face.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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what the fuck are you on about? you're even worse than the original douchebag. have you ever even SEEN a vagina?

[–]Himmelreich 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever SEEN a professor's paycheck?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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too bad he didn't say he wanted to be a professor, and they don't really make as much as you're trying to imply, thanks for playing.

[–]Himmelreich 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking in the third person now? Good God.

And by the way; too bad I didn't say that I wanted vaginae.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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oh, for some reason i thought you were someone else on that last one. my point still stands though, professors really don't make THAT much and, from what i recall of my schooling, teachers tend to sit around and complain about how they are never getting paid enough. have fun in your own little world though.

[–]Himmelreich 0 points1 point ago

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100k thereabouts is quite a lot, actually.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's got a point, though. "Bonzai" means absolutely nothing and makes you look somewhat ignorant if you use it. It's incorrect and gynoceros is just doing a service to the Reddit community by stopping others from making the same mistake.

Now tell me, what does your little rant do for our community?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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you are so pathetic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Now why would that be?

Please, enlighten me with your profound wisdom.

[–]Pinhedd 0 points1 point ago

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He's a giant weakass troll, look at his profile. Just downvote, report and move on

[–]richardjohn 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Clbull 1 point2 points ago

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This show needs to come back!

[–]thedevilsdictionary 0 points1 point ago

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KOMPAI!!!!

FTFY

[–]beanswiggin 1 point2 points ago

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Well, he does like getting fuckin' smashed in the first one...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Pat. You so funny

[–]apriloneil 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody needs to do the face swap meme to this. Now.

[–]zippoboy 0 points1 point ago

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He sure looks happy in that one

[–]gabriot 0 points1 point ago

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If you want to see his best role ever look up the Van Damme / Danny Trejo movie "Desert Heat"

[–]Rookie01 0 points1 point ago

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Not everything is a sin, Daniel-san.

[–]moorio 0 points1 point ago

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That's him!!

[–]flyingcarsnow 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is true:

he was totally American and just did a foreign accent

[–]OHMEGA 0 points1 point ago

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Karate not here, karate HERE.

[–]debman3 0 points1 point ago

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so what does mr miyagi means...

[–]dodicula 0 points1 point ago

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Hey is that Hot Lips from MASH?

[–]chriscrowder 0 points1 point ago

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Left circle, right circle.

[–]imjp 0 points1 point ago

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Those are some saggy tits

[–]CokeElemental 0 points1 point ago

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They're like, The Notebook sad.

[–]Noyjeetut 0 points1 point ago

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Always confused him and Victor Wong until recently. Bet they met up at a few auditions requiring an old wise sensei.

[–]kimbolslice 0 points1 point ago

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like a karate boss.

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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Tears of joy. I bow to you, Mr. Morita. RIP

[–]Higurashi96 0 points1 point ago

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His expression is great

[–]smokecat20 0 points1 point ago

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Miyagi: Look eye!, always look eye!

[–]darkroomdoor 0 points1 point ago

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Wise man.

[–]salinick 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mugwump10 0 points1 point ago

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For my GSH people: "TO THE REAL MISTER MIYAGI!"

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Taringa? Anyone?

[–]midniteslice 0 points1 point ago

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pat morita died in 2005, but he's billed in the movie Royal Kill from 2009?

[–]kempo666 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Mike Schank in the background?

[–]nahuele 0 points1 point ago

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he is Mr. Miyagi he can do anything he wants

[–]nolotusnotes 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's waxing off there.

[–]D_Dubb 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she waxes it all off.....

[–]tboneplayer 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that Kate Vernon...?

[–]dunkleheit 0 points1 point ago

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wax off

[–]pipsqeek 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he waxed her off.

[–]dopeboyhero 0 points1 point ago

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RIP.

[–]JaimeVenegas 0 points1 point ago

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"She was my finest pupil indeed" - Morita

[–]jeroenemans 0 points1 point ago

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jus waxin' on and off

[–]SwollenOstrich 0 points1 point ago

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That woman looks as though she wants to devour a flank of meat.

[–]bumfromthefuture 0 points1 point ago

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He went to highschool the town over from me : (

[–]shootdashit 0 points1 point ago

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BANZAI!!!

[–]Paging_Dr_Chloroform 0 points1 point ago

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"Now use head for something other than target"

[–]fiffers 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, how small is that person to the right of the frame? Is that a perspective issue? These questions keep me up at night.

[–]betthefarm 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear his drunk singing voice now.

[–]thedevilsdictionary 1 point2 points ago

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I can imagine him as a Drunken Wu Shu instructor.

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

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Boobs. They bring nourishment to children and joy to adults. Greatest thing ever.

[–]Estoye 0 points1 point ago

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He didn't need to catch that with a pair of chopsticks.

[–]Detective_JohnKimble 0 points1 point ago

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Game on. Game off.

[–]hereitcomeswaitforit 0 points1 point ago

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Clap.

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

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Are those Priscilla Barnes' 3 tits he's snuggling up to?

[–]kneaders 0 points1 point ago

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Something tells me he waxed off that night.

[–]mclaser 0 points1 point ago

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For God's sake Internet, is nothing sacred?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It was probably apart of some intensive karate training similar to the wax on wax off technique.

[–]FreePeteRose 0 points1 point ago

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it is all about the boobies, daniel-son. must find balance

[–]BlorfMonger 0 points1 point ago

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I remember reading that when the Karate kid became popular, he visited Japan for the first time. Having grown up in California he did not know the language, and the fans there were surprised of this fact.

[–]shittyartist 0 points1 point ago

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look at him now. ho. he gettin paper.

[–]andrewoid 0 points1 point ago

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¯(ツ)/¯

[–]mista0sparkle 8 points9 points ago

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Why is that man with the feather on his head holding out his hand for a tip?

[–]fiffers 14 points15 points ago

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feathers don't pay for themselves, sonny.

[–]NeverStopPosting -5 points-4 points ago

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Just the tip.

[–]Fartmatic -1 points0 points ago

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That's why they called him the hip nip

[–]thatmffm -1 points0 points ago

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this picture should be EVERY result when you search for that incredible son-of-a-bitch. How can we make it happen?

[–]Floonet -1 points0 points ago

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I'm a huge fan of the Karate kid movies, and I loved Mr. Miyagi. But when I went to school with his niece, and her telling me all the stories about how perverted he was really put me off. Mr. Miyagi was a total creeper :/

[–]derzahla 0 points1 point ago

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What stories did she tell you?

[–]Floonet 1 point2 points ago

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When she was about 14-16, he'd make inappropriate comments about her body. At family parties if her, her sister, or cousins that were female would go to the restroom he'd try and 'accidentally' walk in on them. And if he showed up to family parties none of the girls would go swimming because he'd just stare o_O.

[–]dudeitsjon -1 points0 points ago

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Yea. My sister said hello to him at a bar a few years before he died. Said he was truly annoying, would run up to all the women constantly harassing or grabbing them. When I found out he died she said, "good, fuck that guy." I never really believed her, but this picture takes the cake.

[–]panchovilla187 -3 points-2 points ago

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His karate was no match for her boobies.

[–]captainhowdy27 -3 points-2 points ago

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Whack on, whack off.

[–]lst2 -1 points0 points ago

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Holy Shit its the real life female troll face!

[–]k1tt3nm1tt3ns -1 points0 points ago

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[–]crackrock_dude -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Oswald_was_a_Fag -2 points-1 points ago

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HEY! it's master Roshi!

[–]shockfyre -2 points-1 points ago

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Bone on... Get off.

[–]Aff3ct -5 points-4 points ago

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Hai