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[–]nowwhatdowehavehere 132 points133 points ago

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Bang bus.

/so sorry

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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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I didn't.

[–]hoytel 17 points18 points ago

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What is the context to this? Was this a training exercise that went wrong or something else?

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 40 points41 points ago

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IIRC it was an OMON hostage tactics demonstration.

And that's exactly how it was supposed to go.

Vidja

[–]LOUD-DUCK 15 points16 points ago*

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Before it gets out of hand. It is basically the same thing as a flashbang, knocking out all the windows. There were people inside the bus, and were not seriously injured. The guy who blew up the bus, rolled away and is safe on the right.

[–]Skynne 26 points27 points ago

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How the fuck did he blow up a bus with a stick? What is this wizardry?

[–]ehrenmurdick 10 points11 points ago

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I'm guessing the stick had explosives in it.

[–]Disench4nted 13 points14 points ago

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I finally found the guy rolling out of the smoke on the other side....I was very confused for a bit there. I thought he got vaporized.

[–]KingOfTheMonkeys 14 points15 points ago

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Nope. Definitely wizards.

[–]Tokeli 7 points8 points ago

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That thing didn't just knock out the windows, it blew out the fucking frames, all the side panels of the van, the rear door, and the roof hatch. ಠ_ಠ It blew up the entire back of the van.

[–]ultragnomecunt 21 points22 points ago

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"We have hostages! Let us through!"

"Not anymore lol".

[–]JimmerUK 5 points6 points ago

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Pop quiz, hotshot.

[–]LOUD-DUCK 0 points1 point ago

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I've read about it who knows more about these exercises, but somehow most of the energy is directed outside of the vehicle, the rest of energy stuns the occupants. He also said, it should probably not used on such old and fragile vehicles.

[–]scjones 5 points6 points ago

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I'm sorry but, "get's"? Really?

[–]Phalex 0 points1 point ago

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I have to agree with a youtube comment for once. "I think I would be better of with the people takeing me hostage". except for the spelling.

[–]ThioJoe 0 points1 point ago

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I remember one other time this was posted, someone said it was called a "magic stick."

[–]CervixKnocker 11 points12 points ago

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Technically this is more of an analogy.

[–]commentninja 13 points14 points ago

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A metaphor is like an analogy

[–]modernleper 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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A simile is a metaphor.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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talk about nerd patrol...

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[–]Swamifred 0 points1 point ago

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Your mom is like a nerd patrol

[–]GeekDetector 1 point2 points ago

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BEEP

[–]MaffuRhaek 7 points8 points ago

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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." /Michael Caine

[–]CyberDiablo 0 points1 point ago

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What about the clean doors?

[–]andywarthog 11 points12 points ago

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I think it works better if the captions are reversed.

[–]WhoeverThatGuyIs 6 points7 points ago

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OP is a candy-ass...

[–]Joezmomma 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed uncontrollably at this.

[–]juulebof 1 point2 points ago

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Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZThYjiUJ8w

Note: Do not get hostaged in Russia

[–]RUINR 8 points9 points ago

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Not even remotely funny, and it doesn't make any sense

[–]stardonis 1 point2 points ago

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This, pretty much, is my aunts entire outlook on life. /saved so she can PM you later. Maybe you guys can get it on!

[–]Cee-Jay -4 points-3 points ago

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You must be new here, welcome to the Internet!

[–]RUINR -1 points0 points ago

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I've spent plenty of time on /b/ and this doesn't make any sense.

[–]Cee-Jay 1 point2 points ago

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I've spent plenty of time on /b/...

Ah, there's your problem!

Joking aside, my point was that it doesn't have to make sense for someone, somewhere, to find it incomparably hilarious.

While we're on the topic, I didn't find it all that funny myself either...

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 4 points5 points ago

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[–]hawkshaw 7 points8 points ago

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I saw that comment too

[–]IOIOOIIOIO -1 points0 points ago

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What comment?

[–]randomsnark 4 points5 points ago

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[–]IOIOOIIOIO 2 points3 points ago

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Are you sure he didn't mean this one?

[–]KingOfTheMonkeys 4 points5 points ago

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You have created an infinite loop. Please step away from the computer. An agent will arrive to collect you shortly.

[–]KingOfTheMonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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You have created an infinite loop. Please step away from the computer. An agent will arrive to collect you shortly.

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[–]kumorig 4 points5 points ago

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I believe it's Army of Darkness with Bruce Campbell.

[–]jaggeh 7 points8 points ago

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Star Trek Generations

[–]TheRiff 10 points11 points ago

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Don't be stupid. The guy asked an honest question, so give him an honest answer.

Emuchan, to answer your question: It's from the 1932 film adaptation of Little Orphan Annie. Pictured is actress Mitzie Green.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody explain that?? I'm not very Internet savy.....

[–]vinhhieu 1 point2 points ago

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It's better that you not know.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, are we in a Radiohead video? WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN!?!?!?!?

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[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P -1 points0 points ago

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You were mastubating when you corrected my spelling weren't you?

Anyway, I read the threads and understood the video. What I don't get is the metaphor. What the fuck is 4Chan and why does it blow up the Internet with a boomstick...and why aren't more foods naturally blue?

[–]A_Slow_Descent 0 points1 point ago

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best repost ever

[–]DrRedditPhD 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd hard at work. Thanks.

[–]OuHiroshi 0 points1 point ago

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I bet that guy's ears will be ringing for days.

[–]DumberDan -1 points0 points ago

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Did 4chan died?

[–]schmon 0 points1 point ago

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4chan died many summers ago

[–]angelsins -2 points-1 points ago

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In what way did the internet blow up 4chan?

[–]TigerWizard -3 points-2 points ago

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Hit the nail on the head there

[–]Mddickson -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't even...

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[–]elfbag 4 points5 points ago

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You posted that on Reddit and Youtube and misspelled 'off' in both of them.