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[–]kingshav 30 points31 points ago

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Fuck off, Lahey.

[–]Zuken 16 points17 points ago

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Frigg off Barb!

[–]ranalizorcy 32 points33 points ago

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Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger. Fucking samsquanch.

[–]ajw827 15 points16 points ago

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Bobandy.

[–]Randompaul 15 points16 points ago

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Put a fucking shirt on Randy for christs sake.

[–]Shamson 9 points10 points ago

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There's a shit tsunami coming and he's going to get caught in the undershits.

[–]_John_Mirra_ 9 points10 points ago

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I don't know, when are you expecting your baby Randy?

[–]jax9999 6 points7 points ago

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king of donair.. nom nom nom

[–]anderson7 1 point2 points ago

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this ^

[–]ranalizorcy 0 points1 point ago

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I go to Halifax just for the donairs.

[–]anderson7 1 point2 points ago

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as you should. kod is majestic.

[–]ajw827 6 points7 points ago

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Ten bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons.

[–]kelteez 5 points6 points ago

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Look down dawg, nawmsayin'? Ya understand? Seems to me, like you should be able to understand and be sympathetic to what it's like to be pregnant, dawg.

[–]jonezsodaz 4 points5 points ago

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probably one of J2dARoc's best line nawmsayin.

[–]kelteez 7 points8 points ago

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There's 2 things mafukas gonna know about J-to the ROC - I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and I'm innocent until mah guilt is proven, peace, representin' Sunnyvale, straight the fuck up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SteelJay 5 points6 points ago

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Cheeseburger eatin' mothafucka.

[–]diddles 5 points6 points ago

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These days he's eatin' fish.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Lahey still looks like a drunk bastard.

[–]screamingprofanities 1 point2 points ago

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an he gotta prostitute a whole lot more.

[–]Ur-Quan-Kohr-Ah 1 point2 points ago

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mofacka

[–]BobbyD84 8 points9 points ago

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Hey Rand, can I borrow your cowboy boots, bud?

[–]Zissoo 43 points44 points ago

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DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!

For fuck's sake.

Every god damned time.

[–]DrDongos 12 points13 points ago

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It's not like you would have gotten the joke before clicking on it

[–]LowSociety 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly! This is way to short for anyone who reads the title, clicks on the link to go "GODDAMMIT THE TITLE SPOILED IT, IT'S CLEARLY A MAN WHO IS PROSTITUTING HIMSELF FOR SOME KIND OF FOOD AND REPLIES 'A MAN'S GOTTA EAT"

[–]Derpington_Fosworth 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck off Lahey!

[–]McGilatine 3 points4 points ago

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drunk bastard

[–]LGramlich 2 points3 points ago

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I LOVE Trailer Park Boys!

[–]b1untman 3 points4 points ago

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Randy that cheeseburger walrus.

[–]hellafax 3 points4 points ago

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Hee! This scene was filmed 5 minutes away from my house. I miss the show and movies, because I always got to see scenes from Halifax/Dartmouth warped into some sort of depraved locale for the boys :)

http://maps.google.ca/?ll=44.684978,-63.598548&spn=0,0.003283&z=19&layer=c&cbll=44.684978,-63.598548&panoid=MSuBUSxNkisrPkUdAWArSA&cbp=12,281.89,,1,1.47

[–]healious 0 points1 point ago

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man Halifax is a depraved locale

[–]Jubbly 2 points3 points ago

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Are you fucking kidding me I was watching this today this very episode. Are you watching me?

[–]BaconChapstick 2 points3 points ago

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That always happens. Whenever a TPB post comes up it happens to be the episode that someone just watched. It's weird, it happened to me like 3 times.

[–]kab0b0 2 points3 points ago

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Same here, I wish I was kidding.

[–]dasbearjew 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I'd like 15 cheeseburgers to go.

[–]fifteencheeseburgers 1 point2 points ago

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Me too.

[–]dasbearjew 1 point2 points ago

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3 months...... I'll accept it. lol

[–]GreatWhiteNinja88 2 points3 points ago

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I know a spot.....it's really greasy....

[–]randomracist 1 point2 points ago

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It's out back

[–]McG4rn4gle 2 points3 points ago

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That's not Randy, that's Smokey.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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TPB Aw yeah.

[–]watchedbytheKGB 1 point2 points ago

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We're in the eye of a shitacane now!

[–]kahlul8tr 1 point2 points ago

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I need a store bought cheeseburger Mr. Lahey

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How you like me now hamburgler!?

[–]educatingeric 1 point2 points ago

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Just watched this episode last night. Julian drinkin swish with a dirty old dog.

[–]tytotabuki 0 points1 point ago

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Taking meat for a little meat.

[–]787seattle 0 points1 point ago

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Oh what, you a'int pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

[–]notacute 0 points1 point ago

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At least he's not down at manwhore alley again.

[–]juicelayer 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. I forgot how much that made me laugh.

[–]mrduke 0 points1 point ago

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Knock knock

[–]Pillagerguy 0 points1 point ago

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That's the best fucking job, ever. (That means two things).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well if it isn't Bobandy. Hey Bobandy what we got goin on here? Oh just a cheeseburger cookoff.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Best show ever!

[–]fifteencheeseburgers 0 points1 point ago

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So true.

[–]theinvisibleguy3 0 points1 point ago

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"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

[–]slappyblonzella 0 points1 point ago

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[–]devjin 0 points1 point ago

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Randy my hero!

[–]jeffha3 0 points1 point ago

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Smokes, let's go!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Frozen mixed vegetable cocks"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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SMOKEY!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"STRIP THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH"

[–]Pastyourbedtime -1 points0 points ago

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I'm trying really hard to come up with something funny involving condiments and condoms

[–]phasetwenty -1 points0 points ago

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Wimpy's fallen on hard times.

[–]rollwit200276 -1 points0 points ago

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Sucking dick on the corner for beer money. Rock bottom.

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[–]sumerit 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry to let you down.

[–]ghaib[S] 7 points8 points ago

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It's from Trailer Park Boys. Randy is addicted to cheeseburgers.

[–]jax9999 6 points7 points ago

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and a gay blowboy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Ha ha ha, no hope for humanity!

[–]HEYPAUL17 -1 points0 points ago

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Randy's burbing up his cheeseburger gas.