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[–]moxols 30 points31 points ago

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Oh sure, ho-hum all you want, but if you actually saw this happen you'd never stop laughing.

[–]andylowenthal 4 points5 points ago

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this happened on 420, why am i not suprised :)

[–]Assmar 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of not surprise.

[–]wenaus -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say that

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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BITCH I'M A TRAIN

[–]C4Aries 0 points1 point ago

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You have no idea how many times I've thought of this while blocking a crossing with my train and getting dirty looks from the people stuck.

[–]kjmitch 9 points10 points ago

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That's not funny! I had a friend who was killed by a train. This train had a gun, though.

[–]Daveyo520 7 points8 points ago

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Not all trains are the same you fucking racist.

[–]josezzz 4 points5 points ago

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This train killed my father...and raped my mother.

[–]kjmitch 4 points5 points ago

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Was there more than one train? Did they run a... I can't do it.

[–]headasplodes 2 points3 points ago

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Run a what? RUN A WHAT? DEAR GOD THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

[–]kjmitch 0 points1 point ago

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I'd tell him but it looks like the suspense made his head asplode.

[–]fm87 0 points1 point ago

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Where is relevant_rule34 when you need him?

[–]DivinusVox 8 points9 points ago

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My birthday is plagued with such tragedies...

1889 - Hitler born. 2009 - Man hit by train 2010 - Deepwater Horizon explosion 2011 - PSN down.

[–]numbertheory 5 points6 points ago

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[–]DivinusVox 5 points6 points ago

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Ah, yes. I usually include Columbine when I spout my stupidity. Must have slipped my mind.

[–]ThatDamnGrei 7 points8 points ago

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[–]dnafrequency 0 points1 point ago

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Now I am disappoint because it's so obvious that it's choreographed :(

[–]Chachoregard 8 points9 points ago

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THOMAS, NO!

[–]Dubz749 -1 points0 points ago

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This exactly...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's like Pyramid Head, but scarier.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, I remember that guy.

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[–]aterlumen 0 points1 point ago

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Quite.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 7 points8 points ago

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at least he wasn't planking.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 2 points3 points ago

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Not too good at train spotting either...

[–]DCBizzle 3 points4 points ago

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4/20

[–]SpaceCowboy734 -2 points-1 points ago

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Came here to see if anyone else noticed. Left satisfied.

[–]Zaloppy 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Jesus Christ. All I could do is think that Thomas is a number one blue engine. /sigh

[–]IdTugYourBoat 0 points1 point ago

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He's the only blue number one blue engine out there. Nothing wrong with that.

[–]groundhogsday 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if the motivation for this video was given by the date.

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

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That train's got a mean right hook.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've been hit by a Train In Vain

[–]_Delacroix 0 points1 point ago

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[–]millionairecheese 0 points1 point ago

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you got a hole in your underwear

[–]frutips 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for thomas the tank engine

[–]Lalizig 0 points1 point ago

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Steve Jobs?

[–]jessmeister 0 points1 point ago

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This must have been done by the same people that did that 'Pigeons may become aggressive video.

Ninja edit: found it

[–]I_though_itd_be_cats 0 points1 point ago

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Twice.

[–]Froggie26Lover 0 points1 point ago

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Well in that case...yes!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A couple weeks ago, some drunk guy fell asleep on the tracks and got hit by a train. I have no fucking idea how, but the lucky bastard survived... He must not have been fully across the tracks, cause you'd think he would've been cut in three.

[–]CryWolf13 0 points1 point ago

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Last year two kids in my town fell asleep on the train tracks and were killed

[–]toccata 0 points1 point ago

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In a 1967 mustang. totally destroyed, we (my mother and I) survived.

[–]Hillska 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever gotten your ass handed to you by a children's TV show character?

[–]Krelboyne 0 points1 point ago

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It took me good 15 seconds to realize that it's not a walking BLU sentry.

[–]foaty 0 points1 point ago

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Every sunday

[–]C4Aries 0 points1 point ago

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Funny stuff, but seriously folks stay off the rails, it's really dangerous.

[–]Kyt-Xune 0 points1 point ago

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[–]csaliture -1 points0 points ago

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Poor Larry David

[–]sheldoncoopersgf -1 points0 points ago

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why yes I have, and died

[–]siokaos -1 points0 points ago

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Trains kill people. Not funny, reddit.

[–]SergeiDekker -1 points0 points ago

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You mean: Have you ever been hit ON by a train?

[–]A_Slow_Descent -2 points-1 points ago

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No I have not

[–]lumpofcole -2 points-1 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, sentry sap you.

[–]Brayburn -5 points-4 points ago

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