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Oh my... what an unfortunate web address (imgur.com)

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[–]Broonhilda 651 points652 points ago

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Holy Fagas Straps! I inherited a chair and ottoman from what looks like the 1950's and it needs new Fagas Straps! I am not even joking...never knew they were called that but now I have a website to order them from. Thanks!!!

[–]gemusan[S] 362 points363 points ago

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LOL I didn't expect this thread to be of any actual value.

[–]ThickStick 112 points113 points ago

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I was actually looking for something a little different. Guess I'll have to try elsewhere.

[–]Mechakoopa 75 points76 points ago

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Were you looking for fag ass strapons?

[–]samwisevimes 84 points85 points ago

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fag ass traps actually.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 29 points30 points ago

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Thank god for this. My Fag Ass Traps were all broken and stretched.

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    [–]TheThingy 20 points21 points ago

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    I almost clicked the link but I noticed if you rollover it, it says "Why would you click on this?"

    [–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 5 points6 points ago

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    It was just enough of a warning to prevent ruining my night.

    [–]AlyoshaV 13 points14 points ago

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    Disney isn't that bad...

    [–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 8 points9 points ago

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    See, this just goes to show how powerful alt text is. I guess I could have had a night full of uninhibited joy, but fear got the best of me.

    Edit: Btw, is your name actually Alyosha or is that a Brothers Karamazov reference?

    [–]srs_house 14 points15 points ago

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    Alt text is nice, but you should learn to read the url that's displayed in the bottom left corner of your browser whenever you roll over a link.

    [–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 3 points4 points ago

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    Stop ruining my illusions!

    [–]AlyoshaV 3 points4 points ago

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    It's just the short/friendly way of saying Aleksei; I have read none of Dostoyevsky's works.

    [–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 2 points3 points ago

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    Ohhh, okay. Well, congratulations on having a cool name :D.

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      [–]Cobarde 7 points8 points ago

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      I clicked the link because I'm bad at not clicking links in threads. And clicking your link lead me to some random music video by Selena Gomez and it's oddly pretty good, so this will probably be the only time I say this. Thanks for the fag ass strapons Mechakoopa.

      [–]appropriate-username 10 points11 points ago

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      All I got was winnie the pooh ads =/

      [–]WhyWouldISayThat 2 points3 points ago

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      Why wouldn't I?

      [–]punksnotbread 1 point2 points ago

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      Strange. I wanted to find fag ass strapons, but your link brought me to Disney.com. That's false advertising.

      [–]actually_a_dickhead 1 point2 points ago

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      No, that's false hope.

      [–]obdue 1 point2 points ago

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      Perhaps Disney is missing out on an untapped market.

      [–]Kikaider01 2 points3 points ago

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      I'd tap that! Market. Wait --

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        [–]tokomini 11 points12 points ago

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        For what it's worth, there's inherent actual value for the rest of us because now we know that the website www.fagasstraps.com exists.

        [–]enjoytheshow 14 points15 points ago

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        And don't forget about the guy that's going to repost this and haul in that sweet sweet karma.

        [–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

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        Reddit: bitching about reposts before they've even happened

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          [–]NewAlexandria 4 points5 points ago

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          What's even funnier is that the fagas source in Denmark is a company called "Merkin"

          true story.

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            [–]cyclura 9 points10 points ago

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            Me too! I have the exact same Danish Modern chair in the photo and the straps are missing. I've got a piece of plywood on there instead.

            Thanks, OP!

            [–]gemusan[S] 7 points8 points ago

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            ohhhh, so are you going to order a fagasstrap now?

            [–]cyclura 15 points16 points ago

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            Oh, at least six fagasstraps, my friend. At least six.

            [–]PooDogShizzyShits 3 points4 points ago

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            That will keep you busy!

            [–]NewAlexandria 1 point2 points ago

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            so can the merkins from the fagasstrap source

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              [–]what_american_dream 7 points8 points ago

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              You think this is a bad domain name? Check these guys out

              [–]Makido 16 points17 points ago

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              And you have a convenient excuse to purchase the ass traps too. Kill two birds, right?

              [–]Humpa 10 points11 points ago

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              You sick fuck. What did those birds ever do to you?

              [–]SirFappleton 4 points5 points ago

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              It involved fags, asses and traps.

              [–]EmancipatedMinor 4 points5 points ago

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              I've been trying to find some ass for a long time. I never thought of using a trap! Question: Does it only work on fag asses? Because that's not ideal for me.

              [–]GonnaStickItInYou 5 points6 points ago

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              Yes.

              [–]womanisadangercat 2 points3 points ago

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              Me too! I found a rocking chair at the side of the road and I've been procrastinating on fixing the webbing stuff for about a year. Now that I know what it's called I might just fix it finally.

              This is the stuff I love about reddit.

              [–]TyPower 5 points6 points ago

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              IT'S A TRAP!

              [–]titomb345 3 points4 points ago

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              No, it's a strap

              [–]TheVanual 6 points7 points ago

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              Try their alternate web address at: www.clownpenis.fart

              [–]goodolarchie 1 point2 points ago

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              Yeah my folks recently gave me an old Norwegian couch from the 50's, its fagas straps are all worn, hard and cracking. I think it's time to order some asstraps.

              [–]wasylm 1 point2 points ago

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              I came in here to post the same thing! This link is the best!

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                [–]DarthLurker 187 points188 points ago

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                Thats why Experts Exchange is experts-exchange.com and not ExpertSexChange.com

                [–]neoporcupine 390 points391 points ago*

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                And some others:

                http://GraphicArtSexChange.com
                http://OddSexChange.com (gone)
                Also now defunct "Rights Exchange" "Lumberjacks Exchange" "Dollars Exchange"

                "Ferreth And Jobs" http://FerretHandJobs.com/ (changed their domain http://FerrethJobs.com)

                "Mole Station Nursery" http://MolestationNursery.com (now owned by sex site; changed to http://www.MoleRiverNursery.com)

                "Who Represents" http://WhorePresents.com

                "Therapist Finder" http://TheRapistFinder.com http://TheRapistLocator.net http://therapistschoice.com

                "Pen Island" http://PenisLand.net (Edit: .net not .com)

                "Speed of art" http://SpeedoFart.com

                "American Scrap Metal" http://AmericansCrapMetal.com

                "Go Tahoe" http://GotAHoe.com

                "Hollands Hit Festival" http://HollandShitFestival.nl

                "Northern Gas Heating" http://NorthernGashEating.com

                "Kids Exchange" http://www.KidSexChange.net/

                "La Drape" http://LadRape.co.uk

                "Swiss Bit" http://SwissBit.ch

                "TWA travel" http://TwatRavel.com

                "Les Bocages" http://LesboCages.com

                "Artisanal Cheese" http://ArtIsAnalCheese.com

                "Chu & Gassman" http://www.ChugAssMan.com/

                "Choose Spain" http://ChoosesPain.com

                "NY Canals" http://NYCAnals.com

                "Dales Hitchin' Station" http://DaleShitChinStation.com/

                "I Love Big Als" http://ILoveBiGals.com

                "Via Grafix" http://ViagraFix.com (gone)

                "Dick's Lumber" http://DickSlumber.com

                "IPEDO" http://IPedo.com

                "Dickson Web" http://DicksOnWeb.com (gone)

                This one apparently never happened but was circulated none the less. "PowerGen Italia" http://PowerGenitalia.com

                EDIT: updated info about PowerGen Italia and some more added from TrainFan's link below.

                [–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

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                I just kept saying all of them out loud while giggling like a little school girl.

                [–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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                Can't.....put cheeks down!

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                  [–]DELINQ 25 points26 points ago

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                  I had the occasion to use WhoRepresents.com for work, charging it to a company card. I can't recall if it was a confirmation email or monthly statement, but definitely remember hearing my boss screaming "Who paid $X.XX for Whore Presents?!"

                  [–]whats8 3 points4 points ago

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                  That was me lol

                  [–]NewRandomHero 1 point2 points ago

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                  Holding out on upvoting until you give me some proof.

                  [–]tjwoo 28 points29 points ago

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                  it's fun trying to read the links first and trying to figure out what the company name is supposed to be. It was quite hard. A++ will play again.

                  [–]makubex 17 points18 points ago

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                  Halfpricedrapes.com is another good one.

                  [–]Crabalicious 1 point2 points ago

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                  Heh, love that one.

                  B3tan?

                  [–]nctt 6 points7 points ago

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                  The URL of the infamous Pen Island site is penisland.net.

                  [–]Exocytosis 14 points15 points ago

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                  http://MolestationNursery.com (now owned by sex site)

                  ಠ_ಠ

                  [–]Atario 3 points4 points ago

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                  Pretty sure Pen Island was a joke from the start. It's never had any actual pens available.

                  Edit: Also this

                  [–]cideeffex 9 points10 points ago

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                  www.ferrethandjobs.com will ALWAYS be my favorite. Every time I see it reposted I giggle uncontrollably for longer than I care to admit.

                  [–]FacelessBureaucrat 8 points9 points ago

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                  "Lumberjacks Exchange" used to be a good one, but apparently it's no longer there.

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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                  Iiiiiiiiiiii'm a lumberjack and I'm ok

                  [–]myotheralt 1 point2 points ago

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                  I sleep all night; I work all day!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                  Wouldn't that make them Lumberjills?

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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                  Molestation, Mole Station, now for first time I know how to spell it, thank you.

                  [–]irrelevantPseudonym 6 points7 points ago

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                  For all those times you need to write molestation right?

                  [–]throwawayi9i9 7 points8 points ago

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                  http://web.archive.org/web/20011116004812/http://www.powergenitalia.com/

                  [–]Godtiermasturbator 2 points3 points ago

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                  Isn't that just the old ATT logo, but in yellow? Was this a real organisation or just a joke site?

                  [–]neoporcupine 1 point2 points ago

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                  Brilliant, thanks!

                  [–]Lyme 6 points7 points ago

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                  Speedo Fart. Such a mental image that conjures.

                  [–]TheManWithNoName 3 points4 points ago

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                  Holy shit I haven't sniggered so uncontrollably in months. Thanks!

                  [–]DrHenryPym 1 point2 points ago

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                  How do you find these?

                  [–]neoporcupine 1 point2 points ago*

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                  Unfortunate URLs come up every now and again in various forums over the many years, readers usually offer some other examples and I just harvest them. Snurls also has a list of them of varying amusingness which I have also shamelessly harvested for your entertainment.

                  [–]sjrosen9 5 points6 points ago

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                  can't upvote you enough for these.

                  [–]dudley-von-red-pants 1 point2 points ago

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                  Holland Shit Festival, haha. I am disturbed that Northern Gash Eating is a problem though, I wouldn't see that if I saw northerngasheating.. I can only imagine what it means.

                  [–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

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                  Gash is innuendo for vagina.

                  [–]libelle156 1 point2 points ago

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                  southern would have been funnier. they're going to have to change their name.

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                    [–]hugs 15 points16 points ago

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                    or you mean like http://kidsexchange.net/ ?

                    [–]TheAverageRedditUser 9 points10 points ago

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                    kid sex change AND kids exchange. Fantastic.

                    [–]Mechakoopa 12 points13 points ago

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                    I'd like to exchange my kid for a kid with a sex change?

                    [–]ADangerousMan 1 point2 points ago

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                    no, you give them your kid, and you get a sex change.

                    [–]Mechakoopa 9 points10 points ago

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                    I think they call that witness protection.

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                        [–]northirid 44 points45 points ago

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                        Thats why Experts Exchange is NOW experts-exchange.com

                        FTFY - I do believe the were expertsexchange.com for a while first.

                        [–]9ren 6 points7 points ago

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                        Question: did they become more well-known as a result of this, or less well-known?

                        [–]dwaxe 62 points63 points ago

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                        They became more worse-known.

                        [–]freyyr 9 points10 points ago

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                        Actually, the history of expert's exchange ...

                        This question has been solved and asker verified. All Experts Exchange premium technology solutions are available to subscription members. Subscribe now for full access to Experts Exchange and get INSTANT ACCESS TO THIS SOLUTION! ** Low monthly payment of just 1999.95 and your first born! **

                        EDIT: formatting fail.

                        [–]Lukesed 5 points6 points ago

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                        Or scroll down if you got linked there from google.

                        [–]DaneGleesac 6 points7 points ago

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                        Would you have know about Experts Exchange if it wasn't for that? No, you wouldn't have.

                        So to answer your question: two bananas and a butler

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                          [–]demondeac11 9 points10 points ago

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                          I got drunk one time and bought the domain www.importsexchange.com because I thought it was funny....I still own it.

                          [–]merreborn 3 points4 points ago

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                          Help me reddit: what the hell should I do with expert-sexchange.com?

                          [–]keiyakins 1 point2 points ago

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                          Turn it into a resource for finding experts who will perform SRS?

                          [–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points ago

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                          Reminds me of the old IP licensing company rightsexchange.com.

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                            [–]fiveifrenzy6 100 points101 points ago

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                            It's a strap!

                            [–]Zthelastletter 17 points18 points ago

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                            • Admiral Sackbar

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                              [–]lolwutomgbbq 32 points33 points ago

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                              for a while, Research In Motion had an employment website at http://rim.jobs

                              [–]sinfonia1898 20 points21 points ago

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                              For a while, the Boy Scouts of America Heart of Texas Council website was www.hotboyscouts.com

                              Creepy.

                              [–]flatsperm 2 points3 points ago

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                              This is the first I've heard of a .jobs domain. So, you can probably imagine how I'm spending my next several minutes.

                              "Access Denied You don't have permission to access "http://blow.jobs/" on this server."

                              [–]dwaxe 3 points4 points ago

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                              Pardon my ignorance, but what are "rimjobs"?

                              Urban Dictionary saves the day again.

                              [–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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                              I can't remember, but it's right on the tip of my tongue...

                              [–][deleted] ago

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                              [deleted]

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                              Well good thing we got this licked

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                                  [–]qaanaaqattaq 11 points12 points ago

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                                  this reminds me of halfpricedrapes.com.

                                  [–]sacrabos 20 points21 points ago

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                                  I'll take Fag Ass Traps for $200.

                                  And your mother's a whore, Trebek.

                                  /connery

                                  [–]infinitejpower 52 points53 points ago

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                                  I got caught in one of those once. It went okay.

                                  [–]geckospots 8 points9 points ago

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                                  Was it a ballsack conundrum?

                                  [–]merreborn 3 points4 points ago

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                                  fark you, buddy.

                                  [–]Mach-25 3 points4 points ago

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                                  elaborate please. been researching fagasstraps for a while

                                  [–]robl326 22 points23 points ago

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                                  I was there when it happened. I thought he was screaming for help, but every time I tried to free him, he shoo'd me away.

                                  [–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

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                                  It's like those Chinese finger traps; the harder you pull the tighter it gets. You just have to wiggle out of it using your fingers to help.

                                  [–]brezzz 3 points4 points ago

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                                  Don't sit on one with no pants and no cushion, your balls have a way of getting caught in it.

                                  [–]TrainFan 6 points7 points ago

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                                  Relevant

                                  [–]babyloniandotgov 2 points3 points ago

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                                  I lost it at daleshitchinstation.com.

                                  [–]zacktyzwyz 5 points6 points ago

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                                  I lost it at childrenslaughter.com

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                                    [–]uri_76 28 points29 points ago

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                                    its a link to george michael's website

                                    [–]Cptn_Janeway 18 points19 points ago

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                                    Play that one that goes like do do do do doo doo dooooo

                                    [–]JebusTJones 9 points10 points ago*

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                                    Sergio, is that you? Relevant

                                    [–]kidneyguy 1 point2 points ago

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                                    He's playing for a baby!

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                                      [–]Zepheus 3 points4 points ago

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                                      I think there's a little confusion about which George Michael we're talking about here.

                                      [–]therealduncansmith 3 points4 points ago

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                                      Or his analrapist uncle's website.

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                                        [–]Jumphi97 4 points5 points ago

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                                        clownpenis.fart

                                        [–]sammythemc 3 points4 points ago

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                                        Man, the world is so fucked up. I just searched an internet page for "clownpenis."

                                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                        Relevant

                                        Beware the pop up, but it's a great SNL skit. Beat me to it Jumphi97! Shakes fist*

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                                          [–]Kaelyor 3 points4 points ago

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                                          next week on Tosh.0 .....

                                          [–]flinxsl 7 points8 points ago

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                                          Imagine the designer of their website putting it on their resume

                                          next employer: "So I've seen you've designed several.... interesting websites"

                                          [–]mindbleach 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Somewhere out there is a porn studio with a stable of effete young men, a vast array of women's clothing, and no domain to call home.

                                          [–]WhyAmISoFly 5 points6 points ago

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                                          Makes you wonder how they came up with it. "What's a good name for my website?"

                                          [–]Zepheus 26 points27 points ago

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                                          Probably went like this: "Hey Fagas straps dot com is available! I'm gonna buy it right now. [enters credit card info] Let me look at it in all it's glory. [sees fagasstraps.com] [pause] Yup, looks good."

                                          [–]sprucenoose 10 points11 points ago

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                                          What's wrong with that? I think it's great that Fagas St. raps. It's the coolest street in town!

                                          [–]zzyzzyxx 5 points6 points ago

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                                          I'm surprised it wasn't taken already.

                                          [–]PersonEveryman 6 points7 points ago

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                                          No wonder!! The other day I was searching for homosexual anus bindings on the internet. Imagine my chagrin when I stumbled upon chair accessories. Ruined my erection to say the least.

                                          [–]chads3058 2 points3 points ago

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                                          This can not be an accident.

                                          [–]krunchyfood 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Can't believe www.penisland.com doesn't exist anymore...

                                          [–]DJMeowMax 3 points4 points ago

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                                          The truth is, krunchyfood, you never left penisland!

                                          http://penisland.net/

                                          [–]anotherdroid 2 points3 points ago

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                                          hah, David Rago. that dude is a douche!

                                          [–]loveisfornerds 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Oh myyyyy.

                                          -George Takei

                                          [–]yuhkih 2 points3 points ago

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                                          "I'll take The Rapist for $400." "...That's therapist, Mr. Connery."

                                          [–]elZaphod 3 points4 points ago

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                                          That's what your mother will need after I'm finished, Trebek.

                                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Question about semantics:is "fagasstraps" properly punctuated as "fag-ass traps" or "fag asstraps?"

                                          [–]TenerenceLove 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Broski Admiral Akbar says: "It's a fag ass trap!"

                                          [–]sacrabos 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Actually, if you where going to capture a homosexual by their rear end, a chair would be a perfect placement for such a trap.

                                          [–]FifteenthPen 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Some other good ones:

                                          ferrethandjobs.com "Is your business in the right hands?"

                                          reefer.com

                                          [–]JW_BlueLabel 1 point2 points ago

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                                          not as bad as http://fillmywetstinkyholewithyourlog.com/

                                          [–]shnuffy 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Hurt in a car? Call the law firm of Fillmy, Wetstinky, Holewith & Yourlog or visit our website.

                                          [–]floridamarlon 1 point2 points ago

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                                          i can't wait until someone says that this is ironic

                                          [–]veganatheist 1 point2 points ago

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                                          ♫♪♫ Gotta catch em all! ♫♪♫

                                          [–]TiePilot 1 point2 points ago

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                                          pure marketing genius.

                                          [–]officernasty13 1 point2 points ago

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                                          spacing is very crucial.....along with pronunciation

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Reddit: brought to you by Jay Leno.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Their prices are Sofa King low!

                                          [–]artydecor 1 point2 points ago

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                                          My favorite is the URL for Morrison Foerster, a law firm:

                                          MoFo.com

                                          At least they're honest about what they are...

                                          [–]riverstyxxx 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Fagas Rubber Straps $10.00 each

                                          Sounds like a front for some seedy S&M supply company.

                                          [–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I'd trap that ass.

                                          [–]tealc_talkin 2 points3 points ago

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                                          I'm hoping this isn't similar to a Chinese finger trap.

                                          [–]belgianguy 3 points4 points ago

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                                          The SEO guy must be freaking out... Thousands of hits each day but none of them ever buy straps...

                                          [–]obious 3 points4 points ago

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                                          • Who Represents.com
                                          • NY canal.com
                                          • Experts Exchange.com
                                          • Speed of Art.com
                                          • IHA Vegas.com
                                          • Power Gen Italia.com
                                          • Odds Extractor.com
                                          • Mole Station Nursery.com
                                          • Go Tahoe.com

                                          Edit: bulletization

                                          [–]lagrizle 2 points3 points ago

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                                          i went to the link hoping it wasnt shopped.

                                          [–]butter404 2 points3 points ago

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                                          SCA Tissue's (they make napkins and dispensers and the like) url is www.scatissue.com

                                          [–]Mcnichs 1 point2 points ago

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                                          For the lazy...it's a pretty boring website.

                                          [–]lednakashim 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Its a trap!

                                          [–]johnkong 2 points3 points ago

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                                          A fag ass trap!

                                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                          No fag asses were hurt in the making of this video.

                                          [–]jacklukelax 0 points1 point ago

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                                          why do they have to have such a misleading website?

                                          [–]STYLIE 0 points1 point ago

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                                          If you've ever been to Lambertville NJ, its across the bridge to New Hope, PA.

                                          Pretty sure they have Fagas Straps there too.

                                          [–]eltranslator 0 points1 point ago

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                                          So, what is the pro solution to names that, written apart make sense, but together are a mess?

                                          [–]coerciblegerm 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I propose a new business model for this company: sell your domain name to the highest bidder.

                                          [–]jemayb 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Hey, we're talking about it aren't we? And people will certainly remember a funny web address.

                                          [–]markio 0 points1 point ago

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                                          When I saw the URL I'm thinking, "Come on... atleast give it some subtlety"

                                          [–]Flonn 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I'm sure this actually breeds many more visits from sheer curiosity.

                                          That alone could be a good business technique.

                                          [–]howcanitbethis 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I think it's funny that the website experts-exchange added the hyphen to their domain name. You know they looked at it without the hyphen and realized what it spelled without it.

                                          [–]lololpalooza 0 points1 point ago

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                                          If you say it like somebody with something in their mouth so that their tongue and jaw are limited in range of motion, it sounds like you're saying "Vegas Trips". Either that or "Bacon Strips".

                                          [–]krogger 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Ranks with TheRapists.net (SFW, really!)

                                          [–]ev0l 0 points1 point ago

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                                          My favorite thread, ever.

                                          EVER.

                                          FUCKING EVER.

                                          AMAZING.

                                          [–]UncleSon 0 points1 point ago

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                                          i want to upvote this a 100 times to express my feelings of excitement with this photo

                                          [–]GamerUntouch 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Any money he started that company just so he could have that URL. He saw an opportunity and took it.

                                          [–]NoMoreNicksLeft 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Wow. The difference that judicious use of hyphens could have made...

                                          [–]BankyStuds 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Been lookin' for something to snatch those queers with...

                                          [–]jwinn0422 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Subliminal messaging at its finest..I'm going out now to get this shit!

                                          [–]homeworld 0 points1 point ago

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                                          If you walk across the bridge from Lambertville to New Hope I'm sure you'll find some of those traps.

                                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Stephen D is my new default search engine.

                                          [–]dafones 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Fag ass traps.

                                          [–]cheeeeeeeeezits 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Thanks for the big red underline, definitely couldn't have found that on my own given the title of the post.

                                          [–]hybridsilence 0 points1 point ago

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                                          This is really the #1 story on reddit? Fuckin a im getting old...

                                          [–]johansantana17 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I lold.

                                          [–]RochelleH 0 points1 point ago

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                                          If this was trolling, this would be the perfection of the art.

                                          [–]dghughes 0 points1 point ago

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                                          It's an eggcorn?

                                          [–]Squonkster 0 points1 point ago

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                                          And of course there's always your source for reviews of Dr. Who episodes, www.DoctorWhoreViews.Com !

                                          [–]tau-lepton 0 points1 point ago

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                                          From now on I'm using this as an example URL in my code comments.

                                          [–]bearvivant 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I actually own a pair of fag ass straps. I wore them to Pride.

                                          [–]a_sane_voice 0 points1 point ago

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                                          It's Sofa King Great!

                                          [–]ThundarrtheRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Was this not posted yesterday as "How To Catch Gay Men" ?

                                          [–]win32ce 0 points1 point ago

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                                          To be fair, those chair parts could probably strap a fag's ass pretty well. I wish they had a guest book or something s I could tell them so.

                                          [–]logen99999 0 points1 point ago

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                                          FYI Fag Ass Traps was the name of my band in high school.

                                          [–]malmac 0 points1 point ago*

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                                          Fag gas traps. In London, means cleaner air. San Francisco too.

                                          [–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Is that homo code speak, or what?

                                          [–]pnthepool 0 points1 point ago

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                                          they look gay to me.

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