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Just a compilation of Hentai quotes... [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]happybadger 85 points86 points ago

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT

That is actually a pretty good question.

[–]rubb3r 29 points30 points ago

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http://www.cakefarts.com/

relevant, nsfw

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Dear Lord.....what have i been missing?

[–]FifeOhTree 18 points19 points ago

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Cakefarts.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It appears so

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan -2 points-1 points ago

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C a k e f a r t s .

[–]OfficerMudkip 0 points1 point ago

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Cake farts, meat loaf farts, and many other food farts.

[–]Hyperian 3 points4 points ago

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Adware:JS/Pornpop.A

[–]InflamedFlamingo 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently someone who wants "your excrement to become my sustenance."

[–]Kakuseiki 1 point2 points ago

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Lost it when I read that one.

[–]BigFatStupid 42 points43 points ago

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You know it's gotten bad when you recognize a few...

[–]sza57 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 2 points3 points ago

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DAMMIT 4CHAN, DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!

[–]ViagraSailor 36 points37 points ago

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Now that I actually came in my little brother's face, all my fears seem to have vanished.

Well, that's good I guess.

[–]adhiofawkes 25 points26 points ago

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*IT'S SO BIG AND THICK! THE DICK OF A MARRIED WOMAN! *

WTF

[–]Hazelrat10 26 points27 points ago

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WHY IS THAT GIRAFFE POUNDING INTO MY ANUS SO FIERCELY?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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In America, married women plump up. In Japan, their cocks get huge.

[–]Lemonegro 49 points50 points ago

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I'M FLOATING ON COCKS!

[–]JLContessa 32 points33 points ago

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I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHIIINE. WHOOOOAHHH.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded of me of Jurassic Bark. Now i have to watch it again. Ass.

[–]Lonestarr1337 22 points23 points ago

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CONTROL THE 'GLOBAL WARMING' IN MY PUSSY!

That was the first thing I saw when I opened that image.

[–]virulentRant 9 points10 points ago

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I imagined that Al Gore had a vagina.

I wish I hadn't.

[–]Carnane 19 points20 points ago

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I think someone forgot "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!"

Quite possibly one of the best fucked up hentai quotes ever, I think.

[–]ogto 2 points3 points ago

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oh god dammit, WHY DO I KNOW THAT ONE, why...

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 14 points15 points ago

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Someone needs to voice all of these in a video compilation.

[–]slickhare 37 points38 points ago

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Someone Morgan Freeman needs to voice all of these in a video compilation.

FTFY

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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No, I'm going to go back to "Someone". I'm not picky.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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I will hook up my microphone. Prepare to be amazed. It might just be audio.

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 4 points5 points ago

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GODSPEED, YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD.

[–]KibblesnBitts 28 points29 points ago

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Most boys are horrified when the girl they like suddenly grows a cock.

I....uhhh....ummm....most?

[–]EarthRester 14 points15 points ago

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Well, who do you think they market this stuff to?

[–]LadyCheeba 12 points13 points ago

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I WISH I COULD HAVE SEX WITH MOM LIKE YOU DID, SIS.

what.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Sandwich fuck feels so good.

[–]gwot 23 points24 points ago

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Sandvich is moist and delicious!

[–]plokijuhujiko 9 points10 points ago

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Okay, I'm going to learn a musical instrument, develop my own unique style, figure out how to write songs, start a band...all so that I can release an album titled: Why Is That Giraffe Pounding Into My Anus So Fiercely?!

[–]balbo_biggins 9 points10 points ago

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Is it wrong that I read this thinking, "Read it, Read it, Need it, Want it Read it, Need it....". If only I could find a woman with giant penis who is into fisting shit samiches.

[–]lic05 8 points9 points ago

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"hhmng! ooh! here it comes! yes! give my nose an enema with your cum!"

enema

with your cum!

my nose

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SoapSamich 7 points8 points ago

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Don't ask why I have these. They're for research

Frost a cake with their butt

Silly Bitch!

Don't cum

And to top it all off

[–]virulentRant 3 points4 points ago

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Somehow "OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND" just makes it even more wtf.

[–]Edamus 5 points6 points ago

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Silly Bitch.... My hard-on is no match for you.

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 2 points3 points ago

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... Was that fucking hamtaro with a mans body anda massive hard-on?

[–]SoapSamich 1 point2 points ago

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....yes

[–]Totbot 10 points11 points ago

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Here's a song to go with it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6R_ZEu8xk8

[–]majinosity 1 point2 points ago

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This needs more upvotes.

[–]phimosis 7 points8 points ago

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A DICK WITH PHIMOSIS IS THE BEST <3

(NSFL if you're squeamish.)

[–]fap_de_oaid 2 points3 points ago

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so can you just FUCKING DESCRIBE IT THEN?

[–]hohlermann 1 point2 points ago

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Foreskin cannot be retracted. It's pretty rare for me to learn a new medically accurate term for something over the top like that. To PIT: cryptorchid is the new vocabulary word.

[–]zootzootswe 0 points1 point ago

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A foreskin too narrow.

[–]phimosis 0 points1 point ago

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+phimosis

[–]dubloe7 1 point2 points ago

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Most likely it means pseudophimosis... which basically means that the foreskin can retract but stays covering the head of the penis when erect.

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 1 point2 points ago

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How the hell can he piss/jizz with that?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You'd have to be pretty fucking squeamish to think that is NSFL...

[–]Epershand 18 points19 points ago

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[quote from post]

[–]Hime_Takamura 9 points10 points ago

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is it bad that I recognize about half of these?

[–]April_Fabb 25 points26 points ago

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yes

[–]bythepowerofgayscull 5 points6 points ago

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seconded

[–]Hime_Takamura 4 points5 points ago

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oh well. can't help it.

[–]virulentRant 0 points1 point ago

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<_<

>_>

...

Links?

[–]Scorpius289 1 point2 points ago

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seconded

[–]kookiwtf 9 points10 points ago

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WHAT? No links to the hentai the quotes are from? :(((((((((((

[–]krypton86 16 points17 points ago

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If you must know, some of these are from the "Monzetsu" series.

Warning: cannot be unseen!

[–]Dinimuetter 2 points3 points ago

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Greatest site . EVER. Thank you for that brilliant website.

[–]krypton86 4 points5 points ago

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Now I feel dirty, like I gave heroin to someone for the first time.

[–]Dinimuetter 2 points3 points ago

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You gave me more than that. Much more . I no longer have to find fap threads .

[–]April_Fabb 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not quite sure whether I want to know the full context of "your excrement will become my sustenance" or "why is that giraffe pounding into my anus so fiercely?"

[–]magister0 2 points3 points ago

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2011

not knowing where all of these are from

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

[–]scy1192 2 points3 points ago

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Are we expected to type these into Google?

[–]o_____0 0 points1 point ago

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Please, just don't.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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i want to save this to my "internet" (read: reddit and imgur) folder SO BAD, but i just know that one day someone will stumble across it and judge me for it

[–]shii 2 points3 points ago

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What are we going to do on the bed?

[–]Naoe 3 points4 points ago

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POMF =3

[–]Vomitclaw 2 points3 points ago

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I can't help but be inclined to ask for source on the vomit-cum...

[–]papalkombat 2 points3 points ago

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What the fuck just happened?

[–]FailBob 2 points3 points ago

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I will have to thank god with a blowjob for these quotes. They will come in handy.

[–]Ikirys 2 points3 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner...

[–]dvdlesher 2 points3 points ago

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"AH AH AH! I'M THE LONELY RAPIST!"

Judging by the location, quite accurate actually. foreveralone.jpg

[–]Edamus 2 points3 points ago

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CONTROL THIS "GLOBAL WARMING" IN MY PUSSY!

[–]perogies 1 point2 points ago

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I love it.

[–]Alucard_draculA 1 point2 points ago

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I...what......

[–]mountsirius 1 point2 points ago

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Welp, I'm turned off from fondue for a while.

[–]the_chandler 1 point2 points ago

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Right now, this is my favorite thing on the entire interwebs.

[–]lobsterknuckles 1 point2 points ago

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You know, with a few word modifications, you can turn these into some decent insults.

[–]Traunt 1 point2 points ago

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reads first top-left quote

If someone is sucking on their smegma, yeah...I'm good over here. Gonna go into work now, thanks for making my day 10x more WTF reddit.

[–]Solnai 1 point2 points ago

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Quit having fun squeezing a guy's breasts.

That pretty much sums up half the girls I know.

[–]gweezer 1 point2 points ago

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"it makes me sick to think i was fucking a woman who was having sex with an alligator" now THATS some threesome action i would love to get in on

[–]Dammad 1 point2 points ago

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You're impregnating me while I'm taking a dump!!

You're declaring that you're taking a dump while I'm impregnating you!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have never laughed this much, ever. Ow. It hurts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing about Happy Fun?

[–]trollmaster5000 0 points1 point ago

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Holy. Shit.

I am not disappoint.

[–]Normalas 0 points1 point ago

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I've actually read the ones where some of these quotes are from.

Who'd have thought.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

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Why the fuck do people think of this shit? What the hell has to be wrong with them?

[–]WildlifeAnalysis 0 points1 point ago

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen on Reddit.

[–]MustardCosaNostra 0 points1 point ago

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Can I just say I have not laughed so hard in a while? I feel guilty for finding that so hilarious.

[–]LoliMaster 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I recognize over half of these?

[–]Soggybiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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Sandwich fuck is credit to team!

[–]Alaric-the-bold -1 points0 points ago

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It's worse then xbox live...