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[–]mayclogthetoilet 309 points310 points ago

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I'll have to mullet over before I make a final decision

[–]LeejSm1th 108 points109 points ago

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You beat me to it, by a whisker

[–]pitted 74 points75 points ago

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Nose hair, you may not.

[–]Arcon1337 69 points70 points ago

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I was shaving it for later.

[–]LeejSm1th 27 points28 points ago

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These puns are a cut throat business

[–]Destroyer_of_Puns 29 points30 points ago

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He looks sad :(

[–]j1ggy 3 points4 points ago

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I hair there's a pun thread going on here somewhere...

[–]TimeWizid 4 points5 points ago

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Y UNIBROWS FOR REPEATED PUNS?

[–]nitesoul 0 points1 point ago

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i think i have semen on my arm

[–]seth11111 -1 points0 points ago

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Nice puns, i drink a beard to that!

[–]el_leprechauno 0 points1 point ago

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I once did a show on puns, it turned out to just be a play on words

[–]RedditorForEver 11 points12 points ago

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I'd love to stay and contribute to the pun thread, but I really mustache.

[–]ofNoImportance 10 points11 points ago

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Okay, that's enough reddit for tonight. I'm going to beard.

[–]TheHaberdasher 1 point2 points ago

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I goatee off in 30 min. so I gotta jet

[–]mymyreally 1 point2 points ago

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Hair now! Mustache ya'll to stop this hair nonsense.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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remember the parable? A beard in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[–]KravinMoorehead 20 points21 points ago

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these puns are making me laugh so hard, my side burns.

[–]Mcflyguy -1 points0 points ago

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This is getting hairy doc...

[–]c-c-captain -5 points-4 points ago

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guess you'll have to shave it for later

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

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Dash, in case you were wondering.

[–]yearrgh 0 points1 point ago

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He sure as fuck didn't beat me >:(

[–]OGrilla -5 points-4 points ago

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I would have said "by a cunt hair."

[–]impotent_rage 1 point2 points ago

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submitted to r/verypunny

[–]CapedWombat 51 points52 points ago

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The walruses have infiltrated our society and have begun breeding with our women. Over time, our differences will be forgotten.

[–]LNMagic 19 points20 points ago

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This man has his own filter for cigarettes.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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His orange juice is always pulp free.

[–]HemHaw 1 point2 points ago

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His milk is never chunky.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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His chunk is always milky

[–]kookiwtf 48 points49 points ago

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[–]borick 6 points7 points ago

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- mullet

[–]cantthinkofanickname 13 points14 points ago

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Steve!

[–]tzer007 2 points3 points ago

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Must...... resist.... the urge... to ... groom...

[–]Mr_A 2 points3 points ago

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HAIR UNBALDER

[–]alantoid 2 points3 points ago

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[–]OGrilla -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't know, it looks more like this guy to me...

[–]Strawcrazyman 51 points52 points ago

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Okay. But no looking at my stache' of porn.

[–]string97bean 31 points32 points ago

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What if I just brush through it?

[–]dasuberchin 25 points26 points ago

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Fine, but I'll Nietzsche to log in

[–]Aikidi -3 points-2 points ago

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Probably the best pun here.

[–]RedGreenBoy -1 points0 points ago

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If that shaves time, I'm fine with it

[–]RedGreenBoy -1 points0 points ago

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If that shaves time, I'm fine with it

[–]BehnRocker 0 points1 point ago

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Especially don't look at it in pubic.

[–]down_vote_magnet 19 points20 points ago

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I AM THE WALRUS

[–]HeyRememberThatTime 12 points13 points ago

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Nice try, eggman.

[–]generic_0 11 points12 points ago

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Shut the FUCK up Donny

[–]WisconsinPlatt 0 points1 point ago

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Koo koo kajoo?

[–]Liberaloccident 5 points6 points ago

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How does he eat?

[–]baldmanspeaking 24 points25 points ago

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The Krill filters through the baylene and enters the gullet.

[–]Waagwai 4 points5 points ago

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This is how you get women.

[–]nameofthisuser 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Pyrotix690 2 points3 points ago

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I think mario has let his personal grooming get a bit crazy

[–]Wyrmshadow 9 points10 points ago

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Holy sheet. We've got

  • Epic Mustache

  • Unibrow

  • Mullet

Do we have furry chest with giant gold medallion accessory too?

[–]spritle6054 5 points6 points ago

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Same order I noticed them in

[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

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If he's got a wifebeater tan and a black speedo, then this guy is a party animal!

[–]bigjoe13 1 point2 points ago

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If the guy is Portuguese and or Greek, yes, you can expect to see a gold medallion. Most likely of the virgin mary.

[–]Nivlac024 17 points18 points ago

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shave your questions,

[–]brutally_frank 27 points28 points ago

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Nice try, Sean Connery...

[–]logically 3 points4 points ago

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Harry you ok?

[–]wilkeson 2 points3 points ago

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i want to know how that guy eats. every time my mustache hairs get too long i always feel like i'm eating hair whenever i take a bite of food. how does getting a mouthful of hair with every bite not bother him? HOW?

[–]versusqc 3 points4 points ago

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obvious mustache guard user.

[–]describe_the_picture 4 points5 points ago

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The main subject of it is a man. The very first thing that any reasonable person will notice of him is his rather striking mustache, which entirely covers his mouth. The headline of it reads "I moustache you a question", clearly a fantastic pun in itself, considering his impressive mustache. However, upon finding out what the question is (as thoughtfully delivered by the bottom line) "Can eyebrows your computer", we are led to be confused. What? Why bring up eyebrows? Yes, it's another pun, but how is it relevant? It is only until we raise our own eyes up the screen and see the man's incredible eyebrows, which we had first missed upon a cursory glance at the face. Suddenly it all slots together, and the double pun finishes off with a brilliant flourish. This is duopunnery at its best.

[–]inefekt 5 points6 points ago

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I brow.

[–]tatumc 1 point2 points ago

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Eyes brow

[–]Angry_Mollusk 2 points3 points ago

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Johan Goldens glemte bror.

[–]punkhobo 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know. Let me mullet over

[–]Bob06 2 points3 points ago

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[–]gimmeafuckinname 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly what I was thinking.

[–]torsion_point 1 point2 points ago

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don't forget the nose hair

[–]Likes2PaintShit 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I want the ability to grow a dark thick mustache. Then I remember you're going to have dark thick hair covering the rest of you're body as well and the thought passes.

[–]HisAwesomeness 1 point2 points ago

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I must say the singular, "eyebrow", would be more appropriate in this context.

[–]rishter 1 point2 points ago

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That's 'eyebrow'

[–]lacienega 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of a photo of Madonna I once saw...

[–]Mouhssine 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like MaRAdonna.

[–]regretful_post 1 point2 points ago

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He must hate eating soup.

[–]Pragmataraxia 1 point2 points ago

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I would think that he would prefer anything he could get through a straw...

[–]strayadvice 1 point2 points ago

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TIL it can be spelled as "mustache". I always thought it "moustache".

[–]zensunni66 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't it true that this gentleman "haz a bucket"? Or has someone stolen it?

[–]CodeGirlUK 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this - glad I'm not alone.

[–]cansbunsandpins 1 point2 points ago

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Read this in Sean Connery's voice!

[–]JDpoZ[!] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ModernRonin 1 point2 points ago

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Jamie Hyneman's long-lost cousin, Juan Hyneman.

[–]evetsleep 1 point2 points ago

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Hardest part..is the mustache:

http://youtu.be/Pbfs2lYM2sQ

[–]boffohijinx 1 point2 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you.

[–]Dricer 5 points6 points ago

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Filthy muggles.

[–]UselessInvention 2 points3 points ago

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[–]yearrgh 2 points3 points ago

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I'll have to mullet over...

[–]djzenmastak 4 points5 points ago

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epic. fucking. mustache.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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how does he eat?

[–]djzenmastak 18 points19 points ago

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with the blessing of all women everywhere.

[–]grandom 2 points3 points ago

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The women will be too busy convulsing in ecstasy by the mere existence of his glorious facial hair to give anything resembling a blessing.

[–]t_b 2 points3 points ago

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Filters it through his 'stache like a Blue Whale uses its baleen.

[–]Wyrmshadow 1 point2 points ago

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They don't call it a soup strainer for nothing.

[–]VonBrewskie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]steeef -1 points0 points ago

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That's not hair, it's baleen, through which he filters krill.

[–]Munchroom 0 points1 point ago

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does the mustache reach in to his nose or does his nose hairs fill in some empty spots in the mustache.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He looks very scary.

[–]Oboydhs 0 points1 point ago

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His stache is like the Wilson joke on Home Improvement...........You know there's a mouth under there, it just bothers the fuck outta you because you cant see it.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

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You should see him when he sneezes.

[–]snouzer 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read this in a Russian accent?

[–]CherryVimto 0 points1 point ago

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okay WAIT WAIT let me just set it up for you

[–]xBirdee 0 points1 point ago

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MARIO?!?

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

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I seriously did a Keanu when I saw... All of that.

[–]-Remy- 0 points1 point ago

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[–]richie_ny 0 points1 point ago

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Nope

[–]thedevilsdictionary 0 points1 point ago

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Not a smoker, I'd gather.

[–]CoolAsACucumber 0 points1 point ago

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*sigh

I have an amused look on my face

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My god, Nietzsche has re-incarnated!

[–]youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 0 points1 point ago

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This guy should team up with the lame pun coon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now that is a handsome man. I bet the ladies love him.

[–]FreeMoustacheRide 0 points1 point ago

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Did somebody ask for a Free moustache ride?

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[–]FreeMoustacheRide -1 points0 points ago

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Mustache round trips

[–]mickpc 0 points1 point ago

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Well I walrus to let you know an answer.

[–]AetherAeternus 0 points1 point ago

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It's like the monobrow Ed had from "Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy."

[–]PorgyTirebiter 0 points1 point ago

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QUE MACHO.

[–]Volcaneus 0 points1 point ago

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No, you fucking can't, you'll find all my porn.

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 0 points1 point ago

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Made by Apple?

[–]johnwallis42 0 points1 point ago

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He is the Lolrus coocoocachoo.

[–]Dipshit_Alert 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Nick Cave's gone to seed. That's what happens if you don't prick out your Bad Seeds.

End of Nick Cave / Gardening joke. Patent applied for.

[–]ydobemos 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ProbeTheBrobe 0 points1 point ago

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Now Zoidberg is the popular one!

[–]sonofslackerboy 0 points1 point ago

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UNI-BROW frowns on your shenanigans

[–]goshfyde 0 points1 point ago

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unibrow!!!

[–]WurzelGummidge 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what that looks like after eight beers and a curry on the way home

[–]programmer69 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I read this very slow while looking into his eyes.

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 0 points1 point ago

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Louis L'Amour, while touring Iran and writing the Farsi version of Lonesome Dove, was heard to exclaim: "I have found the Persian Sam Elliot."

[–]zensunni66 0 points1 point ago

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WELL PLAYED!

[–]Uncle_Meat 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more ear hair.

[–]dyn0mite 0 points1 point ago

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epcot!

[–]L-J-N 0 points1 point ago

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"Can't talk now.. I Mustache"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel less manly now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Meximerican 0 points1 point ago

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[–]plastic-abacus 0 points1 point ago

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...slow clap

[–]cybrian 0 points1 point ago

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Zoidberg's hispanic?!

[–]jimmy0x52 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ew.

[–]randies 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine for a moment, ladies, kissing that man on the lips. I mean just getting at it: tongue, biting, suction, saliva - the works. Now imagine that you are expected to do all those things in order to give that guy you love satisfaction and pleasure so that you may receive a little reciprocation.

That's why some of us ask that you trim the hedges.

[–]iamnotatroll 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. Wonder if I can google for funny puns, then find relevant somewhat funny pictures, and compose a trove of these.

[–]ruckledunderphlop 0 points1 point ago

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If my mustache was half the 'stache that guy's eyebrow is, Chris Hansen would be visiting my house on suspicion.

[–]assholeapproach 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like a walrus in disguise.

[–]usedtowork 0 points1 point ago

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anyone got the original?

[–]StaffSergeant 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a younger photo of Scruffy from Futurama?

[–]Corix 0 points1 point ago

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BusinessParty in the Front, Party in the Back!

[–]papachon 0 points1 point ago

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is it me or does he look like the janitor from futurama?

[–]_Kelsie_ 0 points1 point ago

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I assure you, there is only one eyebrow in that picture.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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i am the walrus

[–]duleewopper 0 points1 point ago

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No. I asked you to give me a mustache. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!

[–]cosell 0 points1 point ago

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Wow...Wilford Brimley has really let himself go. DIABEETUS!

[–]iownyou 0 points1 point ago

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This mustache is so impressive that I missed the mullet the first time

[–]suitaful 0 points1 point ago

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Looked at topic name, was not impressed with what I was about too look at then the picture loads. Gg mother fucker, gg.

[–]BenTG 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean "eyebrow"?

[–]JudgeOfBeards 0 points1 point ago

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2/10

Its epic in one concentrated area, but then there's hair where there shouldn't be.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine that is what an unshaved vagina looks like.

[–]Thiefree 0 points1 point ago

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I'll comment properly later, but right now I mustache.

[–]tover 0 points1 point ago

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He just snored up a fly, i can see the legs sticking out of his nose

[–]loldan 0 points1 point ago

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WALRUS MAN, Y U SO SAD?

[–]bobfell 0 points1 point ago

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It is a sad state of affairs when the mullet is not even the second worst hair problem on the guys head.

[–]ChaosTheorist 0 points1 point ago

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1337.

You sir, won the internet.

[–]digital_dong 0 points1 point ago

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Motherfuckin' eyeliner on that shit.

[–]T3h_Unkn0wn 0 points1 point ago

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I find this hard to masturbate to...

[–]NoodleKaboodle 0 points1 point ago

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While my question is important, it can be shaved for later.

[–]Revofev92 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it, why does it link to a walrus?

[–]iorgfeflkd 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps the greatest mustache is that of Seth Bullock, inspiration for the Deadwood character.

[–]neightdog 0 points1 point ago

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This was made yesterday at Canv.as

[–]OldSkoolGamer -1 points0 points ago

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I moustache you a question also...

But I'll shave it for later.

[–]Bricksquad -4 points-3 points ago

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BET THAT NIGGA PIPE SMELL LIKE STRAIGHT ELEPHANT HICCUPS PROLLY AINT BEEN DEEP IN A DECADE

[–]LeejSm1th -1 points0 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]zoolander951 -1 points0 points ago

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No silly, everyone knows walruses can't use computers!

[–]blitzbeard -1 points0 points ago

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I enjoyed that! It was quite comical!

[–]UncleBob1978 -1 points0 points ago

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ര෴ര

[–]NuperSintendo -1 points0 points ago

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This was the very first thing that came to mind. But hairer.

[–]riddleme -1 points0 points ago

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a two in one???????? upvote

[–]ChaChaBolek -1 points0 points ago

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I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later

[–]Bernd01 -1 points0 points ago

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Should have been, "Can eyebrows you computer for a mullet?" eh? Anyone?

[–]Billionaire_Boy -2 points-1 points ago

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I am the Walrus.

[–]okalas -2 points-1 points ago

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he looks like a walrus

[–]diyosc4life -4 points-3 points ago

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Comment to keep picture for movember time frame

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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This guy gets laid every fucking day