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[–]cludeo656565 182 points183 points ago

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ohhhhhh cuz he's a ginger, I get it.

[–]Sebguer 22 points23 points ago

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Were there really 656564 other cludeo aficionados?

[–]cludeo656565 6 points7 points ago

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yes.

[–]toxicFork 18 points19 points ago

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I'd rather 65535

[–]ducttapedude 3 points4 points ago

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FFFF U MEAN?

[–]pryomancer 1 point2 points ago

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Your intellect must be too short to understand that joke.

[–]ducttapedude 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, intellect, it was a long shot but I got it.

[–]pryomancer 0 points1 point ago

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At least you got there int the end.

[–]omgsus 1 point2 points ago

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The big end?

[–]ducttapedude -1 points0 points ago

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It might've been just a little endian actually.

[–]pryomancer -2 points-1 points ago

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So big it caused a stack overflow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I get stack overflows when I put too much syrup on my pancakes.

[–]ThisSiteSucks 7 points8 points ago

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Ohh. It was funnier when I though he was just wicked chill.

[–]RedRing86 0 points1 point ago

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I actually figured that out a lot quicker than I'd imagine that I would.

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[–]cludeo656565 1 point2 points ago

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I'm actually an Asian Iranian Jew you got the wrong minorities whitey.

[–]a_virginian 0 points1 point ago

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And then I saw the name...

[–]dorei22 84 points85 points ago

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IT BEGINS...

Harry Potter everything for the next few days on Reddit, cya Monday guys.

[–]Space_Masters 27 points28 points ago

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Don't you want to see what people's girlfriends, wives, and daughters will have made for them? It's going to be all cakes, gryffindor scarves, and merchandise from the first movie they found at a garage sale.

[–]unrealious 6 points7 points ago

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My daughter went to the midnight showing dressed as one of the Malfoys.

There was a kid at the theater dressed as dobby. He was delighted every time someone took of one of their socks and gave it to him.

[–]Quinny86 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't dobby die in the last film?

[–]LowSociety 16 points17 points ago

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HARRY POTTER ALL THE THINGS!

[–]gwarsh41 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK! I forgot.... my guild is cancelling all activities because they dont want to deal with this bullshit. I don;t think it will be over by monday. See you in a few years...

[–]clickmyface -1 points0 points ago

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dat aint no bullshit yo h7ters gonna h7te

[–]thebowski 0 points1 point ago

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I believe that you are doing it incorrectly. Granted, there is not correctly way to leetspeak, but it would be h473rs gonna h473

[–]clickmyface 0 points1 point ago

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chose the 7 because 7 is a very magical number. 8 would have just been silly (and ultimately lead to my demise).

[–]luckyjinxer 1 point2 points ago

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And I dont mind.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 2 points3 points ago

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sigh, time once again to make a RES filter.

[–]lekotar 0 points1 point ago

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You are my favourite redditor for the time being.

[–]S14Daver 6 points7 points ago

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Damn daywalker.

[–]redheadheroine 13 points14 points ago

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...I approve.

[–]digitaltrent 7 points8 points ago

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As a ginger, I wholeheartedly approve.

[–]Space_Masters 9 points10 points ago

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As an Atheist, but also, coincidentally, a ginger, I approve

[–]SyKoHPaTh 11 points12 points ago

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Atheist ginger...does that mean you have an anti-soul?

[–]Physics101 4 points5 points ago

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He can defy gravity.

[–]charley_patton 0 points1 point ago

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yes. if we encounter someone with a soul we annihilate perfectly and two Richard Dawkinses are created

[–]mattbluesman 2 points3 points ago

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so you approve only in terms of fantasy

[–]brazalien 10 points11 points ago

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...Eric Cartman approves

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago*

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Scumbag Reddit:

Aggressively atheist; makes fun of gingers for having no souls.

Edit: Pst, I'm joking : ) Although I do enjoy playing the deadpan "No, I don't, what's your point?" when people say this to me in real life.

[–]SwellJoe 20 points21 points ago

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Well, technically...Atheists honestly believe that gingers have no souls. They also believe that brunettes have no souls, blondes have no souls, etc.

But, gingers really have no souls.

[–]Neebat 9 points10 points ago

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As a ginger, I find this very offensive. I definitely have a soul. I know because I stole it from a kitten.

[–]Vintagerobo147 1 point2 points ago

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stole mine from a puppy.

[–]GingerSoul44 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, it's cool. We WANT people to talk about it. Life is so much easier when I don't have to pretend that I actually have a soul.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Then is it not the case that we are using the joke endearingly towards our fellow gingers? By your comment you know most of us do not think there's any such thing as a soul anyway (at least in the traditional sense or in the way portrayed in the Harry Potter books & movies), and the comic is portraying Ron as having a defense against a terrifying enemy (you know, besides his Patronus :). So specifically to this post, how is Reddit "scumbag" ?

[–]ChiXiStigma -3 points-2 points ago

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Scumbag easterweekend:

Acts morally superior; really just trying to start drama where there is none.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Alternatively:

Scumbag easterweekend:

Acts morally superior; really just likes to watch their friends trying to compose theology arguments on the spot for about 10 seconds until they realise what I'm doing.


Alternative Alternatively:

Scumbag ChiXiStigma:

Acts morally superior; really just taking /r/funny too seriously.


Alter Alternate Alternatively:

Scumbag easterweekend:

Tries to make a bad joke; really just comes across as being a self righteous dick.

[–]KidRed -2 points-1 points ago

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I look forward to meeting a scumbag reddit in person...

[–]dylanfarnum 2 points3 points ago

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this guy begs to differ http://youtu.be/EY39fkmqKBM

[–]dubloe7 10 points11 points ago

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Does Ron not have a soul? Is there part of the book I'm not remembering?

[–]ascii 28 points29 points ago

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He's ginger. Gingers don't have souls. It's part of South Park lore.

[–]Vincent133 7 points8 points ago*

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It really all started with South Park?

[–]Gordondel 13 points14 points ago

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No, of course not.. I'm serious here.. During the Middle-Ages red-hair was thought to be the sign of a witch, werewolf or vampire etc.

There's a whole history of ginger hatred..

[–]smoovewill 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder which direction the causation goes, if at all. Were gingers rare back then too, so they were feared and persecuted? Or were they persecuted and thus saw their numbers dwindle?

Edit: And now that I think about it, isn't red hair recessive? So that would lead me to believe the former was true.

[–]Gordondel 1 point2 points ago

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Red hair is recessive yes and therefor more rare.. I'm completly convinced that's the origin of the whole deal..

[–]darkwing81 0 points1 point ago

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That, and ginger males have a more difficult time passing their genes along.

[–]TheFork1 0 points1 point ago

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Well, what about Ireland?

[–]Gordondel 4 points5 points ago

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Well nothing about Ireland... If you think gingers are a majority there you're utterly wrong, it's an old unfonded cliché..

[–]plato1123 -4 points-3 points ago

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personally they freak me the fuck out

[–]Gordondel 2 points3 points ago

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I kinda like it best..

[–]Tealkan 1 point2 points ago

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As a ginger, I thought this was hilarious.

[–]cubanhawkeye 1 point2 points ago

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lol. the one time being a ginger comes in handy.

[–]corndogco 1 point2 points ago

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I'm ginger, and I approve this post. +1

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

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Ginger here. I deem this acceptable. Quite.

[–]ll0ll0ll0 3 points4 points ago

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its a well known fact that gingers don't have souls!

[–]PT410X 24 points25 points ago

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Neither do non-gingers.

[–]kilo4fun 2 points3 points ago

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True. There is zero evidence for a soul. Substance dualists lack logic.

[–]Thomas1122 4 points5 points ago

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ginger is an anagram for nigger.

[–]ll0ll0ll0 2 points3 points ago

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holy shit it is! sho is goooood!

[–]Raktoras 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sharp7 -1 points0 points ago

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Who ever is downvoting you is a jerk! I didn't get it (even though I saw the SP episode), I just didn't think about it.

[–]aulum 2 points3 points ago

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That's the whole point. You shouldn't think about it. You should know.

[–]sharp7 0 points1 point ago

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So, just because it took me a second to remember a SP episode as well as pay attention to ron's hair color I am now not aloud to enjoy a joke?

[–]timmaeus 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Almost didn't get it, then looked again and read the comments. Haha that's pretty funny now!

[–]Guyonskis 0 points1 point ago

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LOL You are a terrible person... and so am I for laughing so hard at this!

[–]xpqpqx 0 points1 point ago

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Did Harry's face make anyone else yawn?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i have a physics question for yall. i was born with super ginger hair. but not its all brown and chillen, but my beard is still super ginger. am i a half soul or what?

[–]jhuitz 0 points1 point ago

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Ron is an ugly mother, isn't he?

[–]WarpedNote 0 points1 point ago

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A reoccurring joke with my friends is that I'm half ginger so I only have half a soul.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, all the harry potter comics from 4chan in every YLYL thread within the last like 3 years is appearing as expected.

[–]CoolAsACucumber 0 points1 point ago

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This would've worked without text too.

[–]undernocircumstance -3 points-2 points ago

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I lolled and forwarded to my ginger pals.

[–]Atsuva -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm good b/c I have ginger power

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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This isn't funny. YOU LITTLE KIDS WITH YOUR HARRY POTTERS GET OUT OF MY SUBREDDIT