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[–]leeroyj 64 points65 points ago

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He looks like Clive Owen's son.

[–]Finntastic 22 points23 points ago

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I'd be happy to volunteer as Clive Owen's baby mama.

[–]leeroyj 1 point2 points ago

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I have a man-crush on him.

[–]JabbrWockey 5 points6 points ago

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You... you want to be his mother?

[–]Finntastic 23 points24 points ago

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I'd have his baby. I'd have sex with him.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, would you be the nanny to his kids? I'm confused.

[–]SirFappleton 11 points12 points ago

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Uh oh, watch out everyone, pab1990's confused.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Is that some kind of joke? Is someone watching me?

[–]whatthehelpp 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]SubGnosis 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like Sufjan Stevens*.

[–]RosieJo 52 points53 points ago

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yeah, well they had to give him a prosthetic nose, ears and fake teeth because by the time of the third film he became too attractive to make a good Neville.

[–]wtfno 3 points4 points ago

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Don't forget the awful haircut.

[–]Ibotted 159 points160 points ago

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[–]dino_explosion 67 points68 points ago

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[–]kingconorisking 6 points7 points ago

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It's all the teeth. What a drastic change between shot two and three.

[–]RahvinDragand 7 points8 points ago

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They stuck those ugly fake teeth on him for the movies so he fit the book's portrayal of him. So the change between shot two and three was him taking out the fake teeth.

[–]kingconorisking 2 points3 points ago

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I can see that, but it looks like he's in public rather than the movie. Unless it was some PR stunt at a HP opening, I don't see why they would have done that.

[–]RahvinDragand 5 points6 points ago

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"to maintain his appearance as Neville, he wore a fat suit that covered his entire torso, false teeth, pieces of plastic to make his ears stick out, too-big shoes, a bad haircut - and lots of sweaters." Source I don't know exactly when and where he wore them, but there are tons of interviews with him in which he says he wore the false teeth for the movies.

[–]trueblueskies 1 point2 points ago

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The middle picture was taken in 2009, and the bottom picture was recent. So he's likely had work done since. He had to wear fake teeth for the Deathly Hallows films, iirc.

[–]tangoshukudai 81 points82 points ago

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that was the bumpiest ride I have ever seen a teen take..

[–]lazydictionary 50 points51 points ago

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He had fake bad teeth.

Everyone makes it through puberty...usually okay...he was awkwardly tall and skinny while before he was kind of short and tubby...happens all the time.

[–]HauteLecture 51 points52 points ago

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Lewis wears yellow and crooked false teeth, two-sizes-too-big shoes and has plastic bits placed behind his ears in order to make them stick out more. This is done to give the character a more clownish look

source

[–]Dirty0ldMan 65 points66 points ago

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It's like Seinfeld, they always gave George clothes a size too small and Kramer clothes a size too big to make George look uptight and Kramer look relaxed.

[–]fishy007 16 points17 points ago

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TIL!

[–]mr_jellyneck 5 points6 points ago

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So what was the excuse for Jerry's way-too-tight jeans?

[–]itchylot 29 points30 points ago

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It was the 90's.

[–]warmpita 0 points1 point ago

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I stole the TV.

[–]darthluke 0 points1 point ago

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Foresight for the current generation.

[–]AtomicDog1471 1 point2 points ago

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Teeth straightness has nothing to do with puberty, however.

[–]KingOfMeh 0 points1 point ago

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At the time you read this, he's bedding a supermodel.

Or two.

Simultaneously.

[–]tangoshukudai 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone that played that roll would have been in the same position.

[–]30percentAlpaca 1 point2 points ago

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They also gave him a fat suit to wear when he got older because he thinned out.

[–]MrTurkle 42 points43 points ago

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Whoever cast these movies must be a fucking psychic. Every last one of the children they cast turned out to be extremely good looking as adults. This choice, however, was the casting agent's most brilliant move.

[–]Smaskifa 5 points6 points ago

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[–]MrTurkle 10 points11 points ago

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That is a pretty rough picture of him. Certainly better exist.

[–]mondt 20 points21 points ago*

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Hey, context!

It matters!

[–]Gorignak 9 points10 points ago

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So basically, if you can't see him properly, he's ok...

[–]mondt 1 point2 points ago

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Basically, if his hair is done and he isn't mid-kinda-smile and washes his face and gets some sleep, then (like most people) he's good looking.

[–]squarestateguitar 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit is that Stimpy?

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[–]300zxkyle 53 points54 points ago

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I'll just leave this here...

Ginny

[–]soggit 36 points37 points ago

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So AVERAGE.

God why doesn't every girl look like Emma Watson, right!?!

[–]rescueball 17 points18 points ago

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Well, it's pretty damn easy to look above average with professional make up, professional hair, professional photography, and professional post-photography.

[–]PrancingPeach 16 points17 points ago

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I find her way the fuck above average in that photo.

[–]soggit 19 points20 points ago

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hence my sarcasm

[–]PrancingPeach 1 point2 points ago

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sarcasm can be (very) hard to communicate in text, I interpreted what you wrote in a different way, sorry.

[–]nothing_clever 4 points5 points ago

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Weren't we supposed to be using that mark that communicates sarcasm?

[–]colormeplaid 7 points8 points ago

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In that photo yes, but she doesn't look like that in the films. Maybe she would in something else, but I never really thought of Ginny as a sex kitten anyway.

[–]wtfno 3 points4 points ago

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But who's more attractive more naturally in the movie - Ginny or Emma?

[–]Donald_Pietrowski 14 points15 points ago

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scumbag redditor

says he likes girls that go natural,

posts pic of girl with tons of makeup and photoshop.

[–]DoctorKazefa 7 points8 points ago

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Dude, it's photoshopped lol

Have you seen the magic people can weave with photoshop?

[–]moshimochi 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not saying she's not gorgeous, but you can take almost any average looking girl of reasonable weight and make her look smoking in a photograph. All you need is makeup a good pose and some technique. I bet I could take some random from r/amiugly and make them look equally as hot as Ginny looks here.

[–]MrTurkle 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I spoke as though I knew what I was talking about. I should have said "The actors I've seen mature through the movie," as I don't even know who Ginny is. Although, I think Daniel Radcliff is very handsome. Also, maybe they selected Ginny that way on purpose! DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

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[–]MrTurkle 1 point2 points ago

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I read the first book and was really impressed. I figured should I ever have kids, it'll be fun going through the books for the first time with them.

[–]comphermc 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sure you have heard it a thousand times before, but the first book is really a poor representation of the rest of the series. Over the years, the books mature quite rapidly, along with the growth of the characters. One of the reasons that the series has been so popular among my generation is that the characters grow along-side the reader. I find this is quite rare among book series, where generally characters remain static throughout.

The point I'm failing to make is that if you found enjoyment from the first book, you would surely not be disappointed by following through with the rest of them. The latter few can hardly be called children's books, in any strict sense. I don't think you'd be missing out on an opportunity to share the experience with your children, either - they are good enough that you can re-read them and still enjoy the experience.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's probably because they chose attractive children.

[–]bella_ray 45 points46 points ago

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Damn! Neville got hot. Didn't see that one coming.

[–]OverTheir 14 points15 points ago

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Wouldn't mind seeing that though.

[–]Humpa 12 points13 points ago

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Him... coming?

[–]samhasacatandhands 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Altair3go 36 points37 points ago

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Pubertus Maximus!

[–]AtomicDog1471 24 points25 points ago

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Testosterous Increasus

[–]dmuma 11 points12 points ago*

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Unexpecto Pregonum!

EDIT: From this.

[–]Bradburn777 34 points35 points ago

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I was compared to Neville a few times when I was younger.

Still ugly.

[–]ding_dongled 5 points6 points ago

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Being a wizard has it's perks.

[–]CoolAsACucumber 7 points8 points ago

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Epilogue: I'm banging a hot blond chick.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Tumah 3 points4 points ago*

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SPOILER ALERT

SPOILER ALERT

SPOILER ALERT

SPOILER ALERT

You might even say he gets some love and he gets it good.

[–]darthluke 0 points1 point ago

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Source and pics of said chick

[–]fearbear 16 points17 points ago

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He looks like Buzz Lightyear.

[–]abnerdude 7 points8 points ago

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The Puberty Fairy is a biased bitch.

[–]Fuck_You_Im_Scottish 28 points29 points ago

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Chapter One: There is no such thing as too many bracelets

[–]Sierus 14 points15 points ago

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Lisa needs bracelets!

[–]Nonna9 6 points7 points ago

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so long dental plan!

[–]OverTheir 0 points1 point ago

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Livestrong bracelets from the early 2000's apparently.

[–]MangledMailMan 14 points15 points ago

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I always imagined Neville getting more bad-ass as the movies progressed. He made sure that happened. Cant wait to see the final movie and all the action scenes.

[–]babycheeses 14 points15 points ago

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Agreed. Neville's role in the final film should be significantly unexpected by those who didnt read the books.

[–]OverTheir 3 points4 points ago

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He plays it well!

[–]MangledMailMan 2 points3 points ago

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I did read the books and I seriously cant wait to see how the movie compares to the cisuals my mind created for the final book. The first part actually did an amazing job, imo, at recreating how I imagined everything to look. Better than the other movies at that by far.

Now I just have to see what friends are interested in seeing it who HAVENT seen it at midnight. And no one even bothered inviting me :/

[–]babycheeses 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I'll go with you :) Are you in midwest?

[–]zeebo17 3 points4 points ago

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You will not be disappointed! They are amazing and Neville lives up to his BAMF potential.

[–]MangledMailMan 0 points1 point ago

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Thats good to hear. I knew he would, but I cant wait to see it on the screen.

[–]tojema 6 points7 points ago

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he only wore the false teeth and the fat suit in the last two movies, that was after he got his teeth fixed. So he still had horrible teeth before, and was plumper before.

[–]TheKyleBaxter 123 points124 points ago

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It'll be a short book:

Ch1: "Have enough money to get your teeth whitened and straightened"

Ch2: "Have enough money to hire a trainer & nutritionist"

[–]beardless 43 points44 points ago

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I will never understand that people are shocked when celebrities look good. Lets be honest, it's pretty much part of their job.

[–]connor9 27 points28 points ago

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Well when they start their careers as children there's no guarantee they'll be good looking.

Thus the point of this post. He's managed to win the puberty lottery and is now good looking. Hooray! He may keep his hollywood career. No Macaulay Caulkining for him.

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 6 points7 points ago

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This is very true. Ever wonder why the black kid from LOST was never really developed story wise? Because puberty hit that kid like a brick.

[–]mr_jellyneck 4 points5 points ago

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Such a shame. His story had so much potential.

[–]TheKyleBaxter 10 points11 points ago

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I think in this case we saw him go from a chubby awkward little kid to a pretty dashing young man. Although it was mostly on screen (for me anyway) the metamorphosis is pretty amazing, though not unexpected.

[–]philhpscs 7 points8 points ago*

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It's different for his case, though. There are people cast in movies specifically to be ugly as well. He was one of those cases as Neville, which required someone awkward looking and they found an (at the time) awkward looking kid to play the part. So it's just a surprise that he matured into having movie star looks, because that was never the expectation.

[–]jimmyriba 13 points14 points ago

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Also, they gave him false crooked teeth, flopped his ears out with plastic contraptions, gave him comically sized clothes (shoes two sizes too large, clothes too small), and had him act awkwardly.

[–]Foustian 3 points4 points ago

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So were these not his real teeth? If they are, why would he need fake ones?

[–]Secondbaseninja 2 points3 points ago

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Those are false teeth, his real ones were white and straight

[–]stellarfury 2 points3 points ago

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If you think about it, it works out really well though. He's supposed to turn into something of a rockin' ass-kicking badass in books 5-7.

[–]beardless 0 points1 point ago

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I see your point, although they did work hard to make him look even worse. As far as "movie star looks"....lets not get carried away. These are photo shoots where the purpose is to make him look good. Seems like a fairly normal bloke. Good for him for growing out of his weight though.

[–]PrancingPeach 0 points1 point ago

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Most likely it was apparent that he was good looking back then as well, and they just modified his appearance for the movie to make it look otherwise. You can screw up someone's appearance very easily if you are just a bit systematic about it. This is a very common move in Hollywood movies for characters who are supposed to be ugly.

[–]darmon 1 point2 points ago

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For the vast majority of celebrities in the US, it is their only job.

[–]Lemur_Lord 14 points15 points ago

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He wore fake teeth in the movies at least.

[–]vitaminmary 13 points14 points ago

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and a fat suit in some of them.

[–]Nordoisthebest 0 points1 point ago

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Citation?

[–]vitaminmary 1 point2 points ago

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Here's an interview from Matthew Lewis (sorry I don't know how to post a URL in here nicely)

http://www.flicks.co.nz/news/harry-potter-star-matthew-lewis-needed-fat-suit-to-keep-his-role/

[–]mrbroom 7 points8 points ago

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Plus they taped his ears forward, at least in the first few movies, to make them stick out.

[–]Jaraxo 11 points12 points ago

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You forgot a crucial part. Have the genetic predisposition to be tall, dark and handsome.

[–]TheKyleBaxter 9 points10 points ago

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That should have been the first one on my list! Especially since I'm short, pasty and ugly!

[–]danxmason 22 points23 points ago

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Ch3: "Be a movie star"

[–]eifersucht12a 23 points24 points ago

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Pretty sure that's the preface.

[–]jimmyriba 2 points3 points ago

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Preface: "Look good to begin with, but wear false teeth and ear-floppers to create an awkward appearance. Then remove them. You now look good."

[–]RatherDashing 66 points67 points ago

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Not to be a debbie downer

Ch1: "Have enough money to get your teeth whitened and straightened"

I didn't grow up in a super rich neighborhood but if you were a kid and had fucked up teeth, pretty much everyone got braces. Also crest white strips are pretty damn cheap.

Ch2: "Have enough money to hire a trainer & nutritionist"

School Gym is free and don't be a fucktard about what you eat. You can read books and get the same information as some guy who went to a community college seminar on personal training.

Sorry, I just get pissed when neckbeards think that being healthy is some elitist organization. I get "why do you eat so healthy and work out all the time? If I had your body I wouldn't want to do all that stuff" all the time. People don't realize that you HAVE to eat healthy and HAVE to work out all the time to stay fit.

[–]StephenTheBudd 6 points7 points ago

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Oddly enough I just happen to be someone with effed up teeth and not enough cash to get braces... yet.

[–]FinKM 3 points4 points ago

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And money is really a moot point in this case, braces are free on the NHS.

[–]nickcavedoll 28 points29 points ago

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RE: Teeth straightening--I grew up in a middle class neighborhood in the United States, and have only been able to afford to straighten my fucked up teeth now at age 26, after nearly 10 years of working full time. I know a lot of people I grew up with in my neighborhood that still have fucked up teeth because most jobs don't include orthodontic insurance, and their parents couldn't afford braces.

So YMMV, just because people in your neighborhood could afford that shit doesn't mean most people can. And believe me--it SUCKS being okay-looking but unable to change your fucked up grill because it is FUCKING EXPENSIVE, while it seems the rest of the world floats around with pretty smiles. And now I have to wear braces and go to a professional job looking like the yuppies in "Best in Show."

Also, many people who go to community college or live in more distressed areas (which is a higher proportion of people than have access to "school gyms," at least in the U.S.), often have very few opportunities to learn about how nutrition actually works, let alone have access to any sort of gym.

I think being healthy is extremely important (and I am not a neck beard), but if you don't have a certain amount of money/status/good upbringing, it is a lot harder to look conventionally attractive and be healthy than if you are privileged enough to have Ch1, Ch2 from above.

/rant :-)

[–]fairenoughfoster 10 points11 points ago

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3 words - English, NHS, Free.

[–]DrunkenHero 2 points3 points ago

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I asked my dentist if I could have braces due to 1-3 of my top row teeth slightly wonky and all I got was 'We'll talk about it next time' 'You're on the waiting list' 'We're just waiting to here back'

My dentist is a douche and I'm still waiting at age 19. Not sure if I want braces aged 20.

[–]tophermyers 2 points3 points ago

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NHS is an acronym not a word.

[–]labyrinthes 11 points12 points ago

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It's an initialism, not an acronym.

[–]fairenoughfoster 4 points5 points ago

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You're an acronym.

[–]fizdup 0 points1 point ago

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Ahem, can we change your first word to "British"?

But yet, we are still plagued by the stereotype of having bad teeth. The teeth straightening thing was an embarrassment when I was at school, we would call people "metal mouth" or "Jaws" (we were clever in my day). These days, the kids I teach are all proud of their braces. They get to pick what colour they are. There's no stigma about it at all.

[–]RatherDashing 3 points4 points ago

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just because people in your neighborhood could afford that shit doesn't mean most people can

I didn't say most people. I'm just saying in my neighborhood (and my dad was a crane operator, my mom was a receptionist, and I grew up in the Bronx I wasn't particularly silver spoon) not many people with gaps in their two front teeth you could run a semi through didn't get braces. I don't know if it was public assistance, parents who go the braces on and didn't pay (they still have to treat your kid even if you checks don't cash BTW) or people who just put up the cash.

many people who go to community college or live in more distressed areas...[don't] have access to any sort of gym.

If you high school doesn't have a gym, there is always the YMCA! Or just run around the neighborhood.

...very few opportunities to learn about how nutrition actually works

i hate this excuse. the same people who dick around 4 hours a day on facebook have the same access to the same information that I learned about nutrition. simple google search and some reading online is all you need. even watching the 6pm news you get some helpful tips on nutrition.

but if you don't have a certain amount of money/status/good upbringing, it is a lot harder to look conventionally attractive and be healthy than if you are privileged enough

I don't know man. I cut my own hair and I buy my clothes at walmart/amazon but I think I look pretty good because I don't eat shit and work out all the time, both of those are pretty inexpensive too!

I think it's just excuses for being lazy.

[–]Foustian 2 points3 points ago

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I don't eat shit and work out all the time, both of those are pretty inexpensive too

The first one really depends on what you consider inexpensive. I read an awesome essay on the subject that I have no idea where to find anymore, so I'll link to this that sums it up decently. The key point is captured in this statement:

"Why don't poor mothers just feed their kids salads instead of Happy Meals? Don't they know salads are healthier than hamburgers?" Most of the time, it’s not that poor mothers don’t know salads are healthier, but rather that they're fully consumed with the responsibility of providing three meals a day, every day, that taste decent and will provide enough calories for their family to survive.

Basically, before you can worry about nutrition, you need to worry about surviving. And a lot of the foods that provide the necessary nutrients at a price that the poor can afford are not exactly healthy. So eating healthy may not be the most expensive thing in the world by any stretch, but there are people that can't afford it.

[–]nickcavedoll 3 points4 points ago

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Haha, quick note: the Bronx actually does have the highest proportion of public assistance in the country. Google it.

Anyway, I grew up in Missouri and it was very difficult to get dental assistance. Like I said, I and many other people were unable to afford orthodontic treatment and I didn't grow up in abject poverty or anything. My treatment now costs well over 6K (this is in NYC, btw) and this is the first time in my life I am able to afford that. I don't think my father would EVER have been able to "put up the cash" for the cost, and probably still would not be able to.

The YMCA costs money to join and so do running shoes. Moreover, if you grow up poverty-stricken and you only learn bad health habits from your parents, what incentive do you have to "run around the neighborhood"--especially if your neighborhood is dangerous, doesn't have adequate places to run, etc.?

The quality of your education depends on where you grow up, what your upbringing is--those things mostly hinge upon MONEY. It's great that you have the motivation to educate yourself and make sure you stay healthy--but from what you wrote, you probably had a decent public school education and a stable upbringing in a two-parent, middle class home in a large urban area that has a high amount of public assistance and education.

You are an exception. There are many, many people out there who have never learned why they should be healthy, or really had any opportunity to improve themselves because of the limitations of having enough money/status/good upbringing. These people are on Facebook because that's all they know about the Internet and it's a social outlet that may relieve some sense of feeling inadequate. They simply don't have the skills to read about nutrition and comprehend how to make a change, though they have the "same access to the same information."

Though there will always be lazy people (of all stripes), I don't think the majority of people who do not pursue health through things like fixing their teeth, going to a gym, etc., are making excuses or "being lazy." I think most are impoverished, overworked, tired, beaten down and ignorant as to how to truly improve their situation.

[–]PrancingPeach 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, just want to say you're not alone. I also grew up in Missouri, and my parents couldn't really afford to get me braces. I do have a gap between my front two teeth and am 21 right now, but I've finally saved up enough money myself that I'm going to get myself some braces soon (and my parents have agreed to help out some, just not all the way).

When I was younger, some of my peers' parents were spending up to $6,000 or more to fix dental issues that were much less noticeable than my gap (which isn't terrible but is noticeable if I smile big). It's something that has depressed me for quite a while. I still think it's absolutely fucking ridiculous how expensive braces are, but it sucks knowing that you are definitely a pretty good looking guy, if not great looking, only to be afraid to smile big because you know you also have messed up teeth. I think I've had a 'repressed smile' for well over 5 years now.

[–]SucklemyNuttle 1 point2 points ago

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LOLUMAD?

Kidding--I'm with you on this. Parents couldn't afford braces for my little brother or I, thankfully we have pretty straight teeth naturally.

[–]nickcavedoll 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, hell yeah, I'm mad! I'm a 26 year old walking around looking like goddamn Ugly Betty!

AND I'm jealous of your good genes. ;-)

[–]wallychamp 2 points3 points ago

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How long do braces take? I'm in your exact boat.

[–]nickcavedoll 2 points3 points ago

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The orthodontist said it depends on how my teeth settle and how well I maintain things, but the estimate for me is 12-18 months. Pretty sure that the time varies dependent on the state of your teeth's fucked-up-ness.

I'm happy that I am able to get this fixed now (the ortho also said that if I didn't get treatment now, my teeth would be even MORE fucked up in a couple years), but it is sometimes embarrassing--both that I didn't have the means to do this YEARS ago and also just being an adult with braces.

[–]FlavorAIDs 1 point2 points ago

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Just get veneers, they are only like $18k

[–]nickcavedoll 3 points4 points ago

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Only?!

[–]CSIHoratioCaine 2 points3 points ago

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white strips in canada are like 55 bucks for two weeks...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think that was RatherDashing's point. They don't cost very much. Not dirt cheap, but within reach for just about anybody who makes it a priority. About the only dental related thing you can do for less money is brush and floss.

[–]CSIHoratioCaine 0 points1 point ago

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you have to use them more than that two weeks, and off and on i think, like month on month off, which means its like 110 bucks every second month. (im pretty sure, not 100%)

[–]jntwn 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Cause braces cost my family 4 thousand dollars.

Sooo having money does help.

[–]TheKyleBaxter 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea who you're talking to about this. I am in fairly good shape, though I would never look down on people who aren't. So what is your point? "I'm good looking and I'm not rich!" Or just giving information that most people already know? And why are you insulting personal trainers, some of them have gone to school for what they do, and there's nothing wrong with that.

You are way too angry over a joke - you need to lighten up.

[–]RatherDashing 7 points8 points ago

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sorry if i came off bashing you, i thought it was just a good comment to vent. nothing personal.

why are you insulting personal trainers

I know a bunch and some of them are really great. I meant it in a way that I don't believe they are a barrier for entry. You don't NEED one. Also, in my opinion, they are a very mixed bag. Some are great, some are shit, and I've had experience with very little in the middle.

[–]TheKyleBaxter 1 point2 points ago

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Well I'm sorry for my abrasive response. I only know a handful and they all seem very good and dedicated, but I imagine there are shitty ones, too. In every profession there are bad ones.

I offer you a cyber-handshake to erase our immediate differences. I understand the need to vent, but when I'm in a good mood it's tough to understand that at first read. It's like hunger. When you're hungry you can't imagine being full and when you're full you can't imagine being hungry. My good mood has stopped me from being able to see someone venting - however, once you bring it up I completely understand. Sorry!

[–]bluehorseshoe 0 points1 point ago

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haha ...they just "got" them... magically.... Amazing what people are capable of taking for granted sometimes.

[–]fizdup 1 point2 points ago

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My lady is a massive Harry Potter fan (not to the extent that we had to go to a midnight screening, but we did go this afternoon) and she tells me that they made Neville ugly with make-up. His teeth and big ears were fake in the film. And he was "chubbed up" a bit too.

Apparently I am to tell you to "put that in your pipe and smoke it, mister"

[–]soggit 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah you're fat because you dont have enough money to hire a personal trainer and nutritionist. Not because you're a lazy slackass who won't get off the computer and couch.

[–]mrmriman 0 points1 point ago

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Let me try my hand at this: Ch1: Wait about a decade or less. Ch2: Wake up on the other side.

[–]FuriousJ 0 points1 point ago

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Then how come Harry and Ron still look like goofy douche bags?

[–]wtfno 0 points1 point ago

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Like another said, in the movie they gave him fake teeth. Interesting, no?

[–]Ble_h 0 points1 point ago

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Ch1: Genetics.

FTFY

[–]dhaft88 3 points4 points ago

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sick bro bracelets

wrist strong

[–]Suzy_Creamcheese 16 points17 points ago

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I would do unforgivable things to tap that.

[–]soggit 53 points54 points ago

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Avada Kedavra, Crucio, or Imperio?

[–]newwife 3 points4 points ago

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I've never had the urge to tell the world I upvoted but this was just awesome.

[–]milleribsen 0 points1 point ago

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I would do unforgivable things while tapping that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]zeebo17 0 points1 point ago

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awesome!

[–]Radico87 2 points3 points ago

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step 1: fix teeth.

step 2: be a wizard.

[–]ding_dongled 7 points8 points ago

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step 1: be a wizard

step 2: fix teeth

FTFY

[–]FuriousJ 2 points3 points ago

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He's going to be the only actor who survives Harry Potter (maybe Emma Watson but I doubt it) because he'll look absolutely NOTHING like the character he played.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Piece. of. ass.

[–]Simius 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like a young Clive Owen

[–]geecue 1 point2 points ago

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With the exception of the first 2 movies, Matt Lewis never actually looked like he did in the movies. He was always given a "fat suit" to wear, and makeup that extended his ears. proof

[–]feckyooworld 1 point2 points ago

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I could have written this and it would have taken a paragraph.

"When faced with emotions that you can't handle, or situations that you feel overwhelmed by, masturbate. Masturbate anytime life hands you lemons, but not with the lemon juice - use lotion or your tears."

There.

Saved you $15 and a few hours.

[–]bombproof 1 point2 points ago

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they completly left his story from the last few books from the movies,,, he could have been the chosen one.

[–]zeebo17 0 points1 point ago

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This kind of bummed me out too. They could have at least mentioned it in a minute or so of dialogue.

[–]Zhamf 1 point2 points ago

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I'm fairly certain that entire last movie could have been re-named "Harry Potter and the Damn, You All Turned Out Hot"

[–]scrutch 1 point2 points ago

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This picture belongs in /r/LadyBoners.

[–]Wrym 1 point2 points ago

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With an introduction by Jerry O'Connell.

[–]epixxe 2 points3 points ago

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Merlin's beard, he got gorgeous.

[–]AnArcher 10 points11 points ago

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Cool down, Dumbledore.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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ProTip: Neville's teeth in the movies were fake.

[–]squonge 7 points8 points ago

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[–]ConansBeard 0 points1 point ago

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I think his ears and nose was too.

Edit: since like the third movie.

[–]froufroubijou 2 points3 points ago

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I actually like men who have a tummy and are a bit socially awkward, but that's just me. Chubby men are huggable, soft, and have CUTE butts!!

so please don't use this example

[–]simulated_identity 1 point2 points ago

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Answer: Be a secondary character in the film saga based on the seminal pop-fiction series of a generation.

Also, have an AMAZING dentist.

[–]teamatreides 0 points1 point ago

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That puberty really evened out his teeth well.

[–]babydum 0 points1 point ago

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lose weight. The end.

[–]Neonimous 0 points1 point ago

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...when you have millions of dollars.

FTFY

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

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Source!!

Lol Daniel Radcliffe

[–]mcknopfler 0 points1 point ago

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"Looking Like Clive Owen For Dummies"?

[–]dead_ed 0 points1 point ago

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While his teeth were fake, most British kids in those movies... the teeth weren't CGI.

[–]RatatatPhat 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean how to successfully grow a beard, get veneers, and lose weight?

[–]alpha69 0 points1 point ago

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Judging by all the stupid bracelets he has going; his journey wasn't quite successful.

[–]MalcolmFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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How to be self-conscious about playing a fat character in a movie and lose a bunch of weight through guilt over many years by Matt Lewis

[–]sreg18 0 points1 point ago

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That's NEVILLE? He's hot!

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Be in an insanely popular and iconic movie series, allowing you to afford to fix your teeth and hire a stylist and personal trainer.

[–]Buglet91 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, he got hot...

[–]Iamthetophergopher 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why everyone is so shocked???? He finished with HP, and he was then allowed to get veneers. Bam, straight teeth, more attractive...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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One sentence book: have self-confidence.

[–]Kris0r 0 points1 point ago

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Veneers, personal trainer and a stylist. What do I win?

[–]danfanclub 0 points1 point ago

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god damnit, i've looked WORSE ever since coming through puberty. Sucks when you peak at 12.

[–]reallybigshark 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, he still doesn't look that great.

[–]Melanie_Whorehouse 0 points1 point ago

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Braces will change your life.

[–]Sioreth 0 points1 point ago

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1) Be cast as a character in a wildly popular movie series, which makes you rich and well-known.

[–]pomdecouer 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit...

[–]sbucks168 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else come here not knowing who he was except that he's sexy!

[–]EverGlow89 0 points1 point ago

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Lesson one - Get braces

Lesson two - Grow stubble

Lesson three - Casually exercise

Lesson four - Fashion

Tadaa!

[–]meateoryears 0 points1 point ago

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who is this?

[–]Xurandor 0 points1 point ago

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Also known by its working title: How to make yourself look like a million bucks...while using a million bucks.

[–]lotusonfire 0 points1 point ago

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<3

[–]jscoppe 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: stop eating

[–]EthicalReasoning 0 points1 point ago

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are we supposed to know who this is? is this like the gay male version of emma watson pictures?

[–]iloveslowpoke 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like he should be wearing a suit and holding a glass of scotch or something. That face/hair just seems out of place in that picture.

[–]snafu858 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Get into mega-hit movie series as a child. Step 2: Profit.

[–]wompzilla 0 points1 point ago

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How to Sucessfully Travel Through Puberty 2: Becoming the Maroon 5 Guy You've Always Wanted to be

[–]PapaTua 0 points1 point ago

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Woah, he's way too skinny. He's probably anorexic.

[–]parkingspace 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was hot in the movie, but now this!?!? HOLY SHIT! SSOOO SMOKIN!

[–]bartoc57 0 points1 point ago

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HOTTIE mcHOTT