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all 17 comments

[–]SackoFriends 15 points16 points ago

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Warning: Do not attempt if black.

[–]ffrostt 5 points6 points ago

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That mustache commands authority.

[–]ryoshi 1 point2 points ago

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Respect my authoritah!

[–]Yersinian 11 points12 points ago

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i think they might cuff you and search your car before a comissioner shows up

[–]Knotritenaou 3 points4 points ago

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The commish rides in all the cop cars. Just go with it.

[–]bankrobbery 5 points6 points ago

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"Johnson! I want you on the East Park rapist case. Davis! I want you to get some ledes on the double homicide downtown. O'Brien! You've got speed trap duty today. I'm rollin' with you."

[–]excaliburxvii 17 points18 points ago

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This post should be called "How to waste a lot of time turning a joke into a comic in MS paint and fail miserably."

[–]ShrineMaster 9 points10 points ago

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It's also called an 8 month old repost.

[–]NichaelBluth 4 points5 points ago

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And that's how you get arrested for lying to the police.

[–]n-some 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this will get you arrested, and I've seen this at least twice before.

[–]corvett 1 point2 points ago

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This same thing was submitted to r/funny not even 12 hours ago in text form.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Puddlemuddleduck 1 point2 points ago

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I hear if you pour water in your lap and say you peed yourself they let you go from pity. Not fooled, just pity

[–]xScottyallx 0 points1 point ago

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You know, because the first cop disappears.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Should have a, problem officer, in there somewhere.

[–]deadair 0 points1 point ago

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sounds legit... there is no way this can backfire.

[–]ProNar -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvote if you are typing with one hand! This comic is so hot. Keep it coming, OP. Bad comics make me blush.