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[–]08mms 49 points50 points ago

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Anyone with a medical background want to explain how much horrid damgage this would do?

[–]habitualLineStepper 80 points81 points ago

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the internet got me so desensitized that i didn't even wince. just went "meh, now that's just ridiculous".

[–]Hensroth 11 points12 points ago

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I laughed at it, probably just the insanity kicking in.

[–]silencer82 14 points15 points ago

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Ha, I just shrugged and moved on. I think I'm broken.

[–]gammarayzzz 4 points5 points ago

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I still fucking winced. I don't get it.

[–]habitualLineStepper 1 point2 points ago

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so you're new here. welcome. you'll get used to it, don't worry.

we offer the regular internet or the crash course (3 years worth of internet in just 2 weeks). for the regular internet, stick around. for the crash course, refer to 4chan.org

[–]gammarayzzz 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I'm well acquainted with 4chan, but I'm just not fucked up yet.

[–]Sintex[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Read this in Cleveland's (family guy) voice.

[–]derpersion 36 points37 points ago

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Yeah, med student here and I'm sure that's fake. If the limp cadavers at school can't do that, then there's no hope for this guy.

[–]TestSubject19[S] 93 points94 points ago*

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the limp cadavers at school can't do that

ಠ_ಠ

You've tried bolting a penis between 2 pieces of Plexiglass? What do they teach you at med school?

[–]Surprise_Smurf 30 points31 points ago

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They do this in the 101 classes

[–]shuddleston919 11 points12 points ago

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And por que?

[–]ForgettableUsername 26 points27 points ago

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Science, my good man. Science.

[–]Nimbal 6 points7 points ago

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You monster.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

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There are no monsters in science. Only inquisitive minds and hideous freaks of nature.

[–]ctesibius 3 points4 points ago

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Then you're going it wrong.

Zrow ze svitch, Igor!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, very poor.

[–]Gonza200 0 points1 point ago

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It's part of our "Strengths and Materials" class

[–]chumpacheese 0 points1 point ago

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If there's really 101 of them, then name them all.

[–]nybgrus 16 points17 points ago

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I am also a med student and I have never tried doing such things. However, I am pretty darned sure that, with practice and training, such a feat is entirely possible. Plus, one time in New Orleans, I went to a shemale strip club and saw some pretty, um, impressive things that would further make me think this is possible.

[–]ledzep4life 9 points10 points ago

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Go on.....

[–]nybgrus 17 points18 points ago*

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Well, apparently one of them had been practicing a particular "trick." (S)he went up on stage and began a strip tease. Until the g-string came off, you would actually have been hard pressed to tell she wasn't a woman. Then, a nice floppy 10 incher made it out on stage. (S)he proceeded to grab the head and stretch the thing out repeatedly (imagine working a piece of salt water taffy). Then (s)he turned around and grabbed the head from behind and pulled it between the legs, up the crack, and placed the head firmly on the small of her back. At this point, the cock was stretched very thin and had gained at least another 12-14 inches in length to reach where it had.

Plus, I've seen a video online somewhere (can't find it right now) where a tribal looking dude take his cock, stretches it out multiple times (like the taffy again) and then rolls it up onto a stick (imagine bubble-tape). He then stretched it back out to double its original length, put it through a loop of rope attached to a pretty big rock, and lifted it and swung it around.

So yeah, I'd reckon that the cock smashing feat we have seen here is possible.

edit - Found the video of the dude stretching out his cock and lifting a rock!

edit2 - apparently "video of a dude stretching out his cock" after the long explanation above it was not enough for some people to realize the video is NSFW. So, yeah, it is NSFW. (pro-tip: if it has the word "cock" in the description, probably NSFW)

edit3 - I've been disabused of the notion that someone couldn't tell it was NSFW. I apologize for taking it seriously. I spend a fair bit of my time debating creationists and alternative medicine shysters, and the shit coming out of their mouths makes such a statement seem quite reasonable. Guess I was in that headspace. :-)

[–]enad58 15 points16 points ago

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(imagine working a piece of salt water taffy)

NOPE

[–]nybgrus 1 point2 points ago

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No? Not even for a minute? :-p

[–]faultydesign 1 point2 points ago

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تـ_ರೃ I do have to say, this is rather disturbing.

[–]nybgrus 1 point2 points ago

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haha... try working in an ER for a few years. This is nothing :-)

[–]faultydesign 0 points1 point ago*

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No, not that. The disturbing part is that you went and looked for that video, and probably looked at other disturbing videos while looking for this one. And you did it all for random strangers on the internet.

What's wrong with you?

Edit: But yeah, thanks for finding it

[–]nybgrus 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, haha. Actually it really only took me about 3 minutes to find it. I remembered exactly what the video was about and google is friggin' amazing. Plus, most of the stuff that people put up here that is NSFW or even NSFL is pretty tame compared to what I've seen IRL.

[–]atypicalmale 0 points1 point ago

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put NSFW! i couldn't tell.

[–]nybgrus 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously??

[–]atypicalmale 0 points1 point ago

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no =p The link text is pretty straightforward.

[–]nybgrus 0 points1 point ago

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lol... ok... sorry to jump to conclusions.

[–]euphorbiamillii 3 points4 points ago

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This needs more attention

[–]NSView 2 points3 points ago

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TIL not to go into a strip club in New Orleans without first making very specific inquiries.

[–]nybgrus 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, it was on the insistence of my gf at the time. Sadly, the "girls" at this joint were better looking than the real girls next door.

[–]derpersion 0 points1 point ago*

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It sounds like an NIH grant is in order, although I do suspect it is lupus.

[–]nybgrus 0 points1 point ago

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If I said it was to investigate an "alternative" treatment for erectile dysfunction, I might be able to get a grant from the NCCAM :-P

[–]themanifold 3 points4 points ago

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Since most people only read the top comments: http://news.bmezine.com/2011/07/14/lets-play-a-guessing-game/#more-33973

Someone posted this below (give them the upvote, not me). I'm not saying this is real, but it certainly gives a little more context; I wouldn't be surprised if it was real (it looks like the plastic bends to give a tiny bit more room in middle, might help..)

[–]kingbuzzman 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO thanks for the laugh.

[–]reddler 2 points3 points ago

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With all due respect, Mr. med student, you cannot compare cadavers to living people. If you take a cadaver foot and try to squeeze it into a shape of a tiny shoe, forget about it, but you can do it gradually over time. I hope to the almighty spaghetti monster that OP's image is fake, however, I see how it can be plausible.

[–]moogoat 0 points1 point ago

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What's this picture from and why is she squeezing her foot into a shoe? Is this a cultural thing?

[–]reddler 1 point2 points ago

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It's a Chinese tradition, small feet used to be highly desirable in women. I'm sure that there are people that still cling to these practices.

[–]Squall_Reaper 1 point2 points ago

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If memory serves (History class in school, 15 years ago), asian woman at a new born or very young age have tiny shoes put on to keep their feet to keep them very very small (as you saw in the picture), for cultural reason if im right, that, or its a kind of sex symbol... but like I say, i could be wrong... without looking into it now a days...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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could be because rigor mortis set in?

[–]jawston 0 points1 point ago

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You know I'm pretty sure I could do it, and it wouldn't hurt that much.

Oh fuck what the hell am I thinking!?

[–]fragglestickcar 7 points8 points ago

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you wont.

[–]Zulban 4 points5 points ago*

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Clearly this med student knows very little about body modification. People from all cultures stretch, crush, twist, and pinch their skin, bones, and guts, sometimes beyond what you would consider possible. All it takes is time and repetition.

[–]ThisSiteSucks 14 points15 points ago

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I read that as "magical background" and still found it highly relevant.

[–]gonorrhea_nodule 1 point2 points ago

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I could feel a POP just looking at those photos.

[–]deletethisacc 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty sure this is fake and a dick could not "reflate" if that were to happen.

[–]theramennoodle 8 points9 points ago

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my guess is with that level of compression it would most likely begin to tear, rupture, and more or less explode out like stepping on a worm and looking at the aftermath. instead of worrying about reinflating i would worry about cleaning up the aftermath. so yeah its fake.

[–]MonsterAddict 16 points17 points ago

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Tear, rupture and explode. Words I don't want to hear when talking about penises.

[–]CryoGuy 5 points6 points ago

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Not if you drain most of the blood out and then cut off circulation. Otherwise, by your logic, my dick should explode every time I get an erection.

EDIT: Oh wait, it does.

[–]fivefoottwelve 1 point2 points ago

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I thought so until I saw that the plastic is warping. That dick isn't 1/8" thick in the center, more like 1/4" or even 5/16". Totally reasonable. Totally sore, especially at bonernext, but totally reasonable.

[–]youdontknowme1010101 0 points1 point ago

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I have no medical background, but I would imagine that this is (somehow) comparable to a female going in for a mammogram, and that no damage is really done. Just pain and discomfort.

[–]A-punk 78 points79 points ago

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Why?

Is he planning on having sex with an envelope or something?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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PAPER CUT!

Oh dear god retches

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 8 points9 points ago

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I would be afraid that a paper cut would tear it in half.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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he's slowly building up to a Möbius strip.

[–]ddiddlydoo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bobbyllama 23 points24 points ago

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I'm choosing to believe that his penis is safely tucked inside-out in his abdomen and that he's only holding a cardboard cut-out.

[–]ProcrastinatingNow 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah its not his balls that didn't drop

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Inside-out? I just know I'm going to regret asking this.

[–]CapNRoddy 2 points3 points ago

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What a coincidence. Mine retreated somewhere up into my belly after I saw this picture.

[–]bobbyllama 0 points1 point ago

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Your guess is as good as mine, but it's a better alternative than what's actually happening.

[–]readforit 21 points22 points ago

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"My penis is not small!!! Its just very thin!!!!"

[–]nauree 6 points7 points ago

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You have a 2 dimensional penis.

[–]redweasel 5 points6 points ago

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Mine is zipped ;-) to take up less dick space.

[–]ironhorsemtb 73 points74 points ago

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I happen to enjoy the violent compression of my flaccid penis.

[–]JimmyJamesMac 39 points40 points ago

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That's just flat-out wrong.

[–]civVII 26 points27 points ago

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it's just plane stupid

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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These puns are paper thin.

[–]mikey_g 14 points15 points ago

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From the top, it's actually quite flattering

[–]jonnie5 11 points12 points ago

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THAT GUYS DICK IS SERIOUSLY SMOOSHED... LIKE SERIOUSLY WTF STOP MAKING PUNS

[–]Inkstack 7 points8 points ago

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This is severely depressing.

[–]english888 3 points4 points ago

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He's not cut out for it.

[–]regravity 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like he was a little pressed for time.

[–]ironhorsemtb 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, you caught me.

[–]doctor_princess 33 points34 points ago

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I'm actually really impressed for some reason.

..Well I guess he's actually the one that's impressed.

[–]ARasool 5 points6 points ago

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I just hope this does NOT call for another Pain Olympics.

[–]windy444 5 points6 points ago

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I hope this doesn't become a meme

[–]hobroken 6 points7 points ago

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The hipsters will be doing this before long. Too bad "planking" is taken.

[–]Johnny_B_Goode 0 points1 point ago

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Planking and owling are just too mainstream. Falling from great heighs is sooo underground.

[–]wolfsktaag 14 points15 points ago

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hes getting ready for his vacation to thailand

[–]JVinci 9 points10 points ago

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Wha.. Oh.

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it

[–]Nougat 19 points20 points ago

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Just when you think there's nothing more to see, the internet shows you a human penis bolted flat between two pieces of Plexiglas.

I live in a world where it makes sense to type the previous sentence.

[–]NightOnTheSun 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I came to the comments to find out what the picture was before I looked at it, and just reading that sentence... wow... no more internet for me today...

[–]polishedbullet 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Hellrazor236 5 points6 points ago

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Here's the not-cheap-knock-off Eye Bleach

[–]juangonzalez 0 points1 point ago

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bookmarked

[–]CryoGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Dog, you are not a stripper, get off that pole.

[–]Humma_Kavula 16 points17 points ago*

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If you're going to take stuff from BME, at least note it.

(NSFW) Totally a real thing not fake.

http://news.bmezine.com/2011/07/14/lets-play-a-guessing-game/#more-33973

[–]TestSubject19[S] 7 points8 points ago*

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I had no idea where this was from, I found this version without the watermark just surfing the interwebs, with no source. It was sufficiently WTF, so I posted it here straight away. Why would I bother to crop it?

Thanks for posting this.

EDIT: spelling

[–]rasputine 5 points6 points ago

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This image is at least 6 years older than that blog post, so you've just found a person who stole credit. well done.

[–]Dabou 2 points3 points ago

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For real. Not fake, way to crop a watermark and not give credit...

[–]TestSubject19[S] 15 points16 points ago

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This might be weird but I cant stop staring at this - it is amazing

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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I was pretty mesmerized by it too.

[–]moosetaco 15 points16 points ago

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As a female I must ask, is this even humanly possible? I can only imagine this is fake.

[–]Feezle 12 points13 points ago

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Aren't mammograms done using a similar torture apparatus? Perhaps this is a prototype manogram machine.

[–]moosetaco 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, nice! Mammograms did not even come to mind when I looked at this!

[–]poomonkey405 12 points13 points ago

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You are a mother fucker

[–]TestSubject19[S] 5 points6 points ago

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You were warned...

[–]Lawlerjah 5 points6 points ago

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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppeeee

[–]AhFuuuu 5 points6 points ago

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I...

[–]galo404 5 points6 points ago

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am...

[–]thisisntadam 15 points16 points ago

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Hungry!

[–]pyroenthused 1 point2 points ago

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fapping.

[–]CryoGuy 1 point2 points ago

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FlacidMan.

[–]Uranium234 0 points1 point ago

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...laughed?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I wonder if he gets his pants pressed......yeah I hate myself too.

[–]biplaneblues 2 points3 points ago

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DickSlim™

[–]Bamont 2 points3 points ago

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Yup. That's it. So long for now, Internet.

[–]The_Messen9er 3 points4 points ago

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It's all a matter of perspective

[–]allredb 1 point2 points ago

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Soo..... what if he gets a hard on?

[–]HittingSmoke 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think it would be possible. I imagine there's not much blood left in that thing.

[–]MisterPeach 1 point2 points ago

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Kinda looks like bacon...

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm....

[–]sly333332003 1 point2 points ago

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I saw something like this in a video years ago, it had a bunch of other fucked up shit, so when it got to this scene I just started laughing. Then I showed everyone in my dorm. I kept laughing.

[–]Kahluel 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that upon seeing the NSFW and NSFL tags it made me that much more curious and I hurried to click the link?

[–]TestSubject19[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Then my plan worked perfectly

[–]ricecake[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to say that this looks real to me. If you look closely around the edges of the plastic, it appears to be curved rather significantly.
So it's not really as compressed as it looks, just compressed a lot, and too much for me to want to keep thinking about.

[–]sinterfield24 1 point2 points ago

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WHY

[–]I_RAPE_TWATS 1 point2 points ago

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He's obviously in love with a woman from Flatland and he's preparing to have sex with her.

[–]dave_casa 1 point2 points ago

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1/8" plexiglas is very flexible... It's not nearly as flat as it looks from the picture.

[–]mikkymikkymik 1 point2 points ago

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For the opposite of science!!!!!

[–]natronmooretron 1 point2 points ago

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They call this "the credit card"

[–]whatisthis8 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]sumkindahypnotist 2 points3 points ago

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Huh. Fancy that.

[–]XminusOne 1 point2 points ago

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I think those are metric nuts

[–]AlexanderThemeek 1 point2 points ago

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hmmmmmmmmm ... SHAI Hulud

[–]Gogomesaki 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I left 4chan.. don't do this to reddit ;_;

[–]Raining 1 point2 points ago

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This is WTF, it had a nsfw ad nsfl tag. Expect it.

[–]Gogomesaki 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, its my own fault.

[–]Bajalove 0 points1 point ago

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Pennogram.

[–]ShootinWilly 0 points1 point ago

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I have a sudden urge to head on down to Subway :-(

[–]LonelyOnNaxos 0 points1 point ago

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context???

[–]TestSubject19[S] 15 points16 points ago*

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Well, my other methods for getting karma weren't working, so I had to resort to clamping my dick between some plexiglass.

I hope it pays off..

[–]FB_Eat_Lasagna 0 points1 point ago

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FAKE! It's probably real in the first pic, slightly compressed, but the second pic definitely looks like he went for the "tuck behind the nuts, take photo, technique...

[–]ratwing 0 points1 point ago

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The step before putting it into the jerky dryer?

[–]rty1993 0 points1 point ago

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THE FUCK!

[–]nerdshark 0 points1 point ago

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Huh.

[–]sexy_hamburglar 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYES, THEY BURN.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, Why the hell not?

[–]Ekiph 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously wtf is wrong with people.

[–]fire_kade 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for actually putting NSFL

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 0 points1 point ago

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No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no....

[–]monkeyjay 0 points1 point ago

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I'm yet to hear any convincing reasons why this would be fake. People do MUCH more fucked up things than this, and the look from the side view you can see how the layers of perspex are bulging pretty convincingly, (the actual penis part is nowhere near as compressed as the gap you can see on the sides) and I would almost be willing to bet that this person did it very very slowly.

Basically, fake or not fake I would not be surprised in the slightest.

[–]awesimo 0 points1 point ago

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That's... actually interesting...

[–]ducktheanimal 0 points1 point ago

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lol! I like my dick in between things, but I think we differ on certain ideas of pleasure...

[–]drawin_a_blank 0 points1 point ago

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That is flat out wrong!!

[–]KEBBE 0 points1 point ago

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That imagine is now burned into my brain, forever.

[–]dead_eye 0 points1 point ago

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This is pure comedy gold.

[–]Mcfrankable 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH PENILE MUTILATION ON THE INTERNET?!

[–]tweedius 0 points1 point ago

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[–]tedemang 0 points1 point ago

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OK - You perverted fuckers. That's the last time you catch me clicking on a NSFL link.

What the hell was I thinking?

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

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I simply do not conceive how someone believes that that's a good idea.

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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This is fake. The man obviously amputated his own penis beforehand and is using holding up a compressed clay or silicone facsimile.

[–]ppsh4118 0 points1 point ago

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Is it tight enough?

[–]lobido 0 points1 point ago

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I hate you.

[–]tararabbit111279 0 points1 point ago

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Er so is this the way dicks are mamogrammed for cancer?

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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Geoducking is all the rage now with kids!

[–]Inconspicuously_here 0 points1 point ago

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please let this be fake.... ouch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hey dont hate it til you try it. plus, the ladies love it

[–]PRockGirlScout 0 points1 point ago

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I refuse to believe this.

[–]RavenRaving 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's getting a mammogram of his dick.

[–]hehasbalrogsocks 0 points1 point ago

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I just can't imagine why.

[–]Whitefox1602 0 points1 point ago

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ImPRESSive.

[–]drgonzo007 0 points1 point ago

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why?

[–]Heddon2 0 points1 point ago

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You warned me bro, and I didn't listen!

[–]RGT42 0 points1 point ago

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note to self: Do not randomly and swiftly click on every non clicked link like you do in /r/pics and such and then look at it without knowing what you're getting into.

[–]dooog 0 points1 point ago

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God damn it, I really have to stop underestimating the NSFL tags

[–]kdinday 0 points1 point ago

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i showed this to someone: hey look, he has no dick, but put a picture of his dick where it should be.

i was wrong.

[–]GinnyTuesday 0 points1 point ago

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Have to wonder... how does he pee!

[–]SSHayes 0 points1 point ago

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why?

[–]Munchroom 0 points1 point ago

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can't even imagine what that must feel like

[–]fivefoottwelve 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's just goddamned fascinating.

[–]Raine74 0 points1 point ago

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I was like "why would someone put a carboard dick pic in a plexi frame and then photograph it like that?" then.....wait.

But then......wait for it. I shrugged. Too much internets.

[–]newborn_mutant 0 points1 point ago

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WHY??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I didn't realise Penises were so spongy.

[–]Jahonay 0 points1 point ago

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but can it fit inside a manila envelope?

[–]abnormalsyndrome 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's an interesting take on penis enlargement.

[–]efink009 0 points1 point ago

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHA

oh man

thanks

[–]momzill 0 points1 point ago

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For you info males, this is what they do to our boobies at a mammo.

[–]rwingvr6 -1 points0 points ago

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

[–]CryoGuy 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck you and the scroll bar you rode in on.

[–]rwingvr6 0 points1 point ago

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Love you too. :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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All I have to say is...WHY?!

[–]mauxly 0 points1 point ago

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This is r/spacedicks fodder. At first I thought that it was a cross section on a live person, which is way more disturbing than the compression.

I need help.

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that's fake.

I hope that's fake.

[–]Hellrazor236 -3 points-2 points ago

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Much worse [NSFW+NSFL].

[–]gonorrhea_nodule 2 points3 points ago

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Do not click the above link. It's disgusting.

[–]thepigthatshatonyou 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sorry guys, I've gotta split.

[–]soggy_cereal 3 points4 points ago

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Care to describe it?

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 6 points7 points ago

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A phallus that'd been surgically split from the tip, down the length of it, through to the holy center. It's split a bit further along the bottom than the top, and someone's holding back the two bifurcated sides of the dick to show the inside of the wound.

[–]soggy_cereal 2 points3 points ago

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Gzzzz! I guess I won't be clicking on that. Thanks, have an upvote!

[–]goonerredandwhite 2 points3 points ago

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I second this. It is very much much worse.

[–]JimmyJamesMac 2 points3 points ago

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I've got a handle on it.

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 2 points3 points ago

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so terrible and wrong.

[–]Geronimonster 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I suppose that isn't the sort of thing you do unless you really want it, so congrats to him for living his dream?