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This is what I call a passionfruit! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Potatoguy123 51 points52 points ago

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Is it just me or does that woman look like a character Rachel Dratch would play on 30 Rock?

[–]farceur318 7 points8 points ago

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Happy Valentimes!

[–]Nazislike 0 points1 point ago

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Greta Johanssen:yeah they like you they are very good at sensing debilitating loneliness in a person

[–]Relish11 0 points1 point ago

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She also looks like Kevin from The Office (US) too.

[–]bubba1990 22 points23 points ago

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She knows what shes having for desert tonight.

[–]RiverSkunk 14 points15 points ago

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A dickfruit smoothie? Those cockpeppers look mighty chewy.

[–]AceLarkin 2 points3 points ago

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A dickfruit smoothie to wash down a cockmeat sandwhich.

[–]Calders15 3 points4 points ago

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maybe a Sahara for dessert.

[–]biffskin 1 point2 points ago

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you cant eat stitches

[–]habadacas 0 points1 point ago

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haha i was gonna say something along these lines, more to the effect, "I know why shes smiling" an upboat for you anyway

[–]DonkeysMilk 26 points27 points ago

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That poor fruit is going to see some things no person should ever see.

[–]thugmonkey -2 points-1 points ago

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You obviously mean a knife slicing through itself, don't you?

[–]throwaway121122114 12 points13 points ago

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NSFW for WHO?!

[–]DaMountainDwarf 4 points5 points ago

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America.

[–]nosambos 7 points8 points ago

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I need to build a trellis along my property line and plant this. I think it would convey the message I wish to send to a vexing neighbor. What is it and where do I get the seed?

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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“It's pretty big, it's pretty thick,” Cavallari said. “It may even reach 15 to 20 cm in length.”

[–]minecraft_related 0 points1 point ago

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Either "fatsweetnotch" or "1457050340" (minus quotation marks).

[–]flo-BAMA 14 points15 points ago

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The look on that woman's face is priceless.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 12 points13 points ago

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its like "ohhh yeahh, come to mama"

[–]kaj519 3 points4 points ago

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She's gonna gum it good

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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She gon' gummit real goooood.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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she has watery mouth and she is going to enjoy that taste.

[–]CygnusFTK 30 points31 points ago

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This woman is wearing all of her clothes. Are we so overly-sensitive that we now cannot post a link to fucking fruit without the NSFW tag? Really? Now just the mere innuendo of sex is not work safe?

Remember when that tag meant something?

[–]Bob_Faget 3 points4 points ago

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the tag's stupid anyway. if you're worried about viewing inappropriate content at work don't fucking browse the internet at work. do your job

[–]sittingcow 2 points3 points ago

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Someone could get fired for accidentally looking at something at work while not clocked in.

[–]Bob_Faget 2 points3 points ago

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well perhaps that someone should not be using the company's network for non-business-related activities while off the clock

[–]sittingcow 1 point2 points ago

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That would be up to the company.

[–]Bob_Faget 2 points3 points ago

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perhaps. but i'll tell you who it's not up to. us. it's not our responsibility to keep you from accidentally viewing shit you shouldn't on the internet while at work

[–]sittingcow -3 points-2 points ago

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Well, actually, in this subreddit, it totally is.

Guidelines over there-------------->

NSFW submissions will be banned if not marked as such.

[–]Bob_Faget 0 points1 point ago*

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no, it's not our responsibility. what you're referring to is a moderator's guideline, created solely at their discretion

[–]sittingcow -2 points-1 points ago

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How the fuck is not your responsibility to follow the rules of a community you choose to participate in?

[–]Bob_Faget 1 point2 points ago

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well, dummy, they're not "rules". they are guidelines suggested by the mods of this particular subreddit. they enforce whatever guidelines they choose. but they're not rules of this website. we can post titties all over this subreddit and they may or may not delete it if we don't mark it nsfw. but it's not our responsibility to protect you from viewing shit you're not supposed to at work. we don't owe you a goddamn thing, so stop browsing the internet and get back to work you whiny asshole

[–]coder0xff 0 points1 point ago

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I had a job where there were desks with computers just for browsing the web while on break.

[–]Bob_Faget 0 points1 point ago

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listen, i don't even care if your job encourages internet play time. if there's a risk you'll be reprimanded for viewing certain websites at work then don't use the internet at work. it's just stupid to expect everyone in the world to adjust their behavior so you don't accidentally get yourself into trouble. learn some self-control

[–]Vexal 1 point2 points ago

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What are you supposed to do while you're compiling?

[–]Bob_Faget 0 points1 point ago

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masturbate. duh

[–]jnjs 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's good to have the tag just for when you're browsing reddit in public on your phone.

Very embarrassing to be on the subway and a picture of a guy getting deepthroated appears without warning filling up your screen.

[–]Bob_Faget 0 points1 point ago

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i get that. i do. but why should everybody else have to alter their behavior to avoid your potential embarrassment?

[–]jnjs 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think anyone says you have to do it. But it's like holding the elevator for a second for someone. It's just considered a common courtesy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.metrolyrics.com/common-sense-lyrics-john-prine.html

It don't make much sense

That common sense

Don't make no sense

No more

[–]CygnusFTK -2 points-1 points ago

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Could not agree more.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking fruit is NSFW. fucking fruit is not safe for anywhere for that matter.

[–]CygnusFTK -3 points-2 points ago

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Touche!

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[–]CygnusFTK 1 point2 points ago

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In this case... after seeing the woman... I was OK that this was actually work safe.

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[–]CygnusFTK 0 points1 point ago

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Right! Boobies! I clicked this link for boobies and all I get is penis-shaped passion fruit? I have to say... I am feeling a little raped...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Excellent toothless "me gusta".

[–]WootLuhanna 1 point2 points ago

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It'd be "eu gosto" in portuguese

[–]Adambrady86 0 points1 point ago

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well done good sir

[–]Pravusmentis 3 points4 points ago

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Now where is the pussyfruit?

[–]PonxGaming 8 points9 points ago

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If you added a black robe she would look just like Darth Sidious.

[–]FeliciaMaria 2 points3 points ago

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Where are these grown?

[–]Septimius 2 points3 points ago

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Her teeth are gone... did that happen BEFORE or AFTER she discovered the fruit?

things gotta fit somehow

[–]XxGirxX 2 points3 points ago

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Old McDonald's wife was a sick old lady, fucking hilarious but sick.

[–]DubbleCheez 2 points3 points ago

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How in the hell is a picture of this fruit NSFW?

[–]Carbontea 5 points6 points ago

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It insists upon itself.

[–]maomao200 4 points5 points ago

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I couldn't help but think of a gay Jesus in "Passion of the Christ."

[–]Saucey 5 points6 points ago

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...and no dentist visits.

[–]wise_man_wise_guy 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit. Where is the fruit that makes me happy?

[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

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this is what i call biggus dickus

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 1 point2 points ago

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SOON...

[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 1 point2 points ago

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I see it's Jewish passion fruit

[–]aflga 1 point2 points ago

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Time for a nice gummer

[–]shaggorama 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone know what the fruit actually is?

[–]biffskin 1 point2 points ago

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scared.

[–]WootLuhanna 0 points1 point ago

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Of You raed the article (or skim) it actually is passion fruit

[–]WootLuhanna 0 points1 point ago

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Read**

[–]shaggorama 0 points1 point ago

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Article? All I see is an image. Also, you can use the 'edit' link below your post to change word spellings.

And it's definitely not a passion fruit

[–]WootLuhanna 0 points1 point ago

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If you look at the top comment, theres a link to an ARTICLE. and I'm Brazilian I know what a passion fruit is supposed to look like. P.s. The ones in brazil are yellow and bigger Han the purple ones you find in supermarkets in the US. Just sayin

[–]shaggorama 0 points1 point ago

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I sorted by best and top, no links to articles. You know, you could just give me this magical link.

Tbm sou brasileiro. Tbm conheco maracuja. Isso nao e maracuja.

[–]WootLuhanna 0 points1 point ago

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Well here's the address for the http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/bric-yard/brazil-putting-the-penis-passion-fruit

Inacreditável, mais e um pê de maracujá

[–]shaggorama 0 points1 point ago

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Melhor ainda: http://g1.globo.com/brasil/noticia/2011/03/dona-de-casa-cobra-r-2-para-visitas-ao-pe-de-maracuja-em-formato-falico.html

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 1 point2 points ago

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What is she thinking? DP

[–]brickstein 1 point2 points ago

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In all seriousness, what kind of fruit is this actually?

[–]Danascot 1 point2 points ago

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I came to the comments to find out what it is. What it isn't is a passionfruit. Google image search for passionfruit and you'll see there's no resemblance. I want to know what it is or I will forever (or at least until I look at the next reddit post) think of it as a dickfruit.

[–]mymomsaysimcool 0 points1 point ago

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Hard to tell exactly because of the shape, but it appears to be a chayote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chayote

[–]stickraven 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, first thing I wanted to know was how to grow it in my backyard!

[–]stonerism 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a real plant? If so, what is it?

[–]Doxep 1 point2 points ago

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I love the look on her face. It says "I know where YOU are going, my dear".

[–]Bluedemonfox 1 point2 points ago

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what kind of fruit is that? >.>

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this tagged NSFW?

[–]zhacques 1 point2 points ago

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how the fuck is this not safe for work?

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, the rare Indian Dildo Tree.

[–]newguy1984 1 point2 points ago

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She looks awfully happy to have that kind of tree...

[–]incomplete 1 point2 points ago

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This is safe for work. You mind is not.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank god this was flagged NSFW.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wocka wocka wocka

[–]iSmokeTheXS 0 points1 point ago

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Just look at the wonder and awe in her eyes. Oh god.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Grandma just loves to garden.

[–]E4V 0 points1 point ago

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shoop?

[–]camryluvr 0 points1 point ago

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I swear that looks like an Amy Poehler character off SNL.

[–]snapperh3ad 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I call a passion fruit.

[–]rustynosebleed 0 points1 point ago

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She eats them in one bite.

[–]landslide1 0 points1 point ago

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Girls love it!

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing that "passion fruit" is what knocked out her front teeth..

[–]shooptek 0 points1 point ago

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$50 says that woman tried to sit on that later that night.

[–]biffskin 0 points1 point ago

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$100 says she eats afterwards.

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

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great. i just visualized her having sex with that fruit.

... and now you just did.

[–]EduardoX 0 points1 point ago

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That's a fucking PEPPER.

[–]biffskin 0 points1 point ago

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It's her 'Dr Pepper' tonight.

[–]rybones 0 points1 point ago

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"You let mama handle that"

[–]eXX0n 0 points1 point ago

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"OMG!! Free dildo!!"

[–]mrpickles 0 points1 point ago

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She looks really happy.

[–]rishter 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for her facial expression.

[–]madman86 0 points1 point ago

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So big it will knock you're teeth right out!

[–]The_Unreal 0 points1 point ago

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All I can see is "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[–]Popkarma 0 points1 point ago

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Shes about to gum the shit out of that

[–]tubdude 0 points1 point ago

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I know what she'll be up tonight

[–]HanzanPheet 0 points1 point ago

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I find it hilarious that a picture of a fruit has to be labelled not safe for work.

[–]tubdude 0 points1 point ago

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I know what she'll be doing tonight

[–]IntentToContribute 0 points1 point ago

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How not safe is it?

[–]hermanmilleraeronb 0 points1 point ago

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don't let Catherine Kieu Becker get her hands on that!

[–]unicornfarts 0 points1 point ago

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"Mmm.. I took out my dentures for this!"

[–]straylight85 0 points1 point ago

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Am I doing this right?

[–]ijusthadpizza 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/4rOl9.jpg

[–]unconscionable 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh, how many times is this going to hit the front page?

[–]lackingsaint 0 points1 point ago

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FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:RE:RE: Mystery PENIS FRUIT evolvd from man?!??????

[–]pzycho 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of LifeForce on NES.

[–]Danascot 0 points1 point ago

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There's more of that here than you can imagine: http://www.erotic-nature.com/

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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A new twist on the phrase "harvest your low hanging fruit".

[–]Cheebs0 0 points1 point ago

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I think we all know why that woman has such a toothless smile on her face ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's what I call passion fruit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Notice she's picking the largest one. She has no teeth. Perfect.

[–]WootLuhanna 0 points1 point ago

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As a Brazilian, I salute her green thumb. And other similarly colored body parts

[–]Explanation_4_Kids 0 points1 point ago

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This is a passionfruit. The lady in the picture likes this type of fruit. You should feel happy that the lady is happy about eating passionfruit.

[–]Chamon 1 point2 points ago

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She got a passion for passionfruit it seems.

[–]CoolAsACucumber 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFvaTVV7yO4&feature=player_detailpage#t=44s

[–]cderry 0 points1 point ago

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Reeeeeeeepost!

[–]snavesinned -1 points0 points ago

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Step one, cut a hole in the ground

Step two, grow a dick on the vine

Step three, make her harvest the vine

It's my dick on a vine!

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