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[–]warcin 523 points524 points ago

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Its shopped. It came up before, the original picture says I Love Rock

[–]lebanese_redditor 311 points312 points ago

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but what about the duck face?????

[–]White_Hamster 515 points516 points ago

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Says the lesbian

[–]meftw111 47 points48 points ago

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I'm in lesbians with you.

[–]Nefai 14 points15 points ago

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"I said lesbians."

[–]Spazit 77 points78 points ago

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Wait there is a connection between the sexual orentation of girls and the likelihood of duck faces?

More research is required. I will research lesbian pictures, you can look at the duck ones.

[–]lebanese_redditor 107 points108 points ago

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i think he's making fun of my username?

[–]Spazit 252 points253 points ago

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toolateimalreadyresearching

[–]shelldog 29 points30 points ago

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Do it for science, my friend.

[–]Spazit 40 points41 points ago

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[–]jerrygofixit 13 points14 points ago

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[–]MayorMcCheeser 6 points7 points ago

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Science be praised!

[–]TalksOnTheCan 2 points3 points ago

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Wait a second, Why does this picture look so familiar?

[–]darwinfish86 3 points4 points ago

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[–]letdogsvote 3 points4 points ago

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toolateimalreadyresearchingwithonehand

Fixed.

[–]bvanman 10 points11 points ago

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Maybe you do. I use both hands and click the mouse with my foot.

[–]Veeoh 1 point2 points ago

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Quick note in my diary... Things to try later..

[–]gnomesane 10 points11 points ago*

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[–]SpaceCowboy734 7 points8 points ago

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Psssht, submitted 4 days ago? That's like 10 years in Reddit time.

[–]White_Hamster 1 point2 points ago

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This was exactly it ...

[–]reverend-spooner 3 points4 points ago

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White_Hipster.

[–]shadow1515 18 points19 points ago

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Hah, he thinks you're from Lesbos instead of Lebanon!

[–]drphungky 10 points11 points ago

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How do you think the platypus was created? Beaver + duck.

[–]INIT_6 1 point2 points ago

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[–]desheik 2 points3 points ago

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I fucking love lesbian food.

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[–]drphungky 4 points5 points ago

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Duckling face.

[–]ntc2e 3 points4 points ago

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yeah NO EXCUSE for a duck face

[–]owenstumor 10 points11 points ago

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I thought the original says I Love Pussy?

[–]headfullofuselessnes 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you. I was about to lose all faith in humanity.

[–]bennyg-wop 1 point2 points ago

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But still...

[–]Estoye 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, well that's perfectly acceptable now. :/

[–]b214n 7 points8 points ago

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Fake or not, her parents are terrible parents.

[–]BZuckerkorn 2 points3 points ago

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You can obviously tell. Look at the horrible job on the "C"

[–]junkit33 5 points6 points ago

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So that takes it down from a 10 to a 9 on the bad parenting scale.

[–]Ackilles 1 point2 points ago

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Thats good to know, there are a lot of fail parents out there-but I'm glad that kid isn't growing up with what the picture suggests.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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OK, good. I thought it was creepy that it came in child sized shirts.

[–]s0nicfreak 12 points13 points ago

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Hey, skinny people and little people love cock too.

[–]wriley 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try parents.

[–]FrabriziovonGoethe 0 points1 point ago

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Even though it is photo shopped I saw shirts fairly similar to this one in South Korea and Japan.

[–]calantorntain 63 points64 points ago

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Jokes on you; she's actually heiress to the nation's largest chicken farm.

[–]aliengoods1 2 points3 points ago

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That's probably a good thing. She knows how to hand chicken hawks.

[–]bedsuavekid 44 points45 points ago

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Don't be too down on yourself - you're still pretty awful. ;)

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Thanks. :D

[–]BDaught 7 points8 points ago

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I still love you. And all of your subreddits!

[–]orsr 67 points68 points ago*

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My girlfriend bought a shirt a while ago with the text "If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mother". She does not speak english but she liked the colour and writing. I laughed my ass off.

[–]crystalis 46 points47 points ago

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Found this shirt in a men's clothing store in Tokyo.

[–]highwebl 15 points16 points ago

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I kind of want someone to sit on my lap and whisper that into my ear.

[–]Qaltilon 10 points11 points ago

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why is some of it printed on the inside of the back?

[–]NotClever 7 points8 points ago

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Wow, the text on that shirt is way too grammatically correct. It's like they're getting people who actually speak English to make these now.

[–]chairitable 5 points6 points ago

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Evidently that person is either a huge troll or doesn't care for his job.

[–]NotClever 4 points5 points ago

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I've never been able to tell exactly what the deal is with these shirts, but it's been common for a long time to find shirts in Japan with offensive phrases in English. So much so that I can only conclude they do it on purpose. They also tend to have horrible grammar, and given that there are a decent number of people in Japan who speak English properly I had also concluded that they purposefully do them in broken English. I suppose they're breaking the mold now.

[–]MarshingMyMellow 9 points10 points ago

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wat

[–]joeshlub 1 point2 points ago

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It's a quote.

[–]rubyruy 19 points20 points ago

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For much the same reasons, my parents once bought me a shirt that said "zero to horny in 2.5 beers"

I was 14 and fresh off the boat. Great way to start high school.

[–]Ubuntop 11 points12 points ago

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"if you think I'm a dick, you should see my asshole"

[–]majikmixx 19 points20 points ago

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My wife bought these shorts in San Francisco for her Sister. She didn't get why I was laughing at her at first.

[–]orsr 4 points5 points ago

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They do say that rivalry in the family is greater between the females...

[–]Puffingirl 1 point2 points ago

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These are awesome! My sister is a total bitch.

[–]HeatherMarMal 6 points7 points ago

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What a coincidence. I'm wearing that shirt right now. My mom has the daughter version.

http://i.imgur.com/vMz9l.jpg

[–]Critz 6 points7 points ago

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I raffed.

[–]L4MB 8 points9 points ago

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Then you also ruse. I don't make the rules, mind.

[–]frank27white 1 point2 points ago

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what are lules?

[–]syuk 1 point2 points ago

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I had occasion to be in the emergency room (accident and emergency) at my local hospital a couple of weeks ago - a guy, early twenties was rushed in with bleeding mouth and ears and a huge lump on his forehead. He was wearing a basketball top that simply said 'FUCK YOU' on it, bold black print on a white background, the problem was he knew what it said :(

edit: I laughed at him and his chav friend as well, the broken one threatened me.

[–]darwin_wins 1 point2 points ago

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Why did A laugh off your ass?

[–]Jazzbandrew 63 points64 points ago

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Regardless if it's shopped, anything that can make violentacrez say he's a bad parent must be bordering on the inhumane...

[–]clearhearts 23 points24 points ago

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Violentacrez must love how whenever anyone posts something, there's always a comment that says "If violentacrez thinks it's bad, it must be bad"

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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I just love attention. I'm an attention-whore.

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!

[–]CaspianX2 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, I'm totally looking. I just know any minute he's gonna' bust out some crazy shit. This is gonna' be great...

[–]blazingsaddle 3 points4 points ago

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Hey look it's the porn-redditor!

HEY GUYS THIS ONE HAS ALL THE PORN!

[–]sudhu 4 points5 points ago

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We can't, there's no pic of you.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]MaeveningErnsmau 3 points4 points ago

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Whether he loves it or not, it's true.

VA:decency::MrOhHai:reposting

[–]sinndogg 2 points3 points ago

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Which doesn't make much sense in this case, seeing as how it's about as tame as his posts get (cross-reference, for one of his worse subreddits: /r/PicsOfDeadKids).

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

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Context?

[–]makemeking706 21 points22 points ago

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What is this? New Redditors ask for context day? Go check out any of the NSFW sub-Reddits and you will have your context.

[–]hippie_redneck 2 points3 points ago

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I found myself wondering if I had encountered a new reddit game that nobody had bothered to tell me about. It involves words and pedantry, I foresee it gaining popularity quickly.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Sorry dude we kept you out of the loop.

[–]hippie_redneck 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I get for sleeping for 12 hours. Dammit!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm grateful to get 5.

[–]hippie_redneck 2 points3 points ago

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It was my Friday night, apparently the sleep tank had run dry throughout the work week.

[–]pinkrosetool 1 point2 points ago

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Context?

[–]zorbix 5 points6 points ago

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violentacrez is the father of NSFW.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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violentacrez is the father of /r/pedo and /r/largebush

ftfy

[–]robotnixon 1 point2 points ago

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don't forget /r/picsofdeadkids

Yes its real.

[–]Baldish 2 points3 points ago

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Check out his past submissions

[–]farceur318 140 points141 points ago

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You still are a bad parent. You got drunk at your kid's basketball game and tried to kill the high school mascot for "gaying it up".

[–]drphungky 52 points53 points ago

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In his defense, that motherfucker got him to do the funky chicken, and then pretended he was embarassed to be seen with him when he wasn't good at it. That bird is an asshole.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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I can assure you, neither of my sons has ever played basketball.

[–]MtHammer 12 points13 points ago

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That fact only makes it worse that you got drunk at their basketball game. What kind of parent are you?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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The kind that has oral sex with his hot teenage stepdaughter.

[–]rmm45177 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe I still remember this.

This was the first impression I got of you. Whenever I see your username, the thought just comes back to my head.

What the hell did your wife think? How is your relationship with your stepdaughter?

[–]machello 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, what? Anyone have a link?

[–]IAmAnAnonymousCoward 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/violentacrez/

Check the links on the right. Should be in the AMA.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That was the first wife. I'm on my second one now. The daughter is married with a beautiful 3-year-old girl of her own. We get along just fine.

[–]RationalSocialist 1 point2 points ago

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You should post her pic to r/jailbait or r/legalteens. It would make my day! :) (and probably every Redditor's day)

[–]Shaboz 5 points6 points ago

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Don't you dare downvote this forward thinker!!! UPVOTE!

[–]binary 9 points10 points ago

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... ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Violentacrez has already provided proof...

[–]RationalSocialist 10 points11 points ago

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Ohhh come on, if violentacrez provided the link just now you know you'd click it.

[–]TomorrowPlusX 17 points18 points ago

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?

Context please.

[–]Plutor 225 points226 points ago

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Basketball is a team sport in which two teams of five players try to score points by throwing a ball through the top of a basketball hoop.

[–]RidgeBak 66 points67 points ago

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A mascot is a symbol, usually an animal or person, that is meant to bring luck to a certain team and can also be used as a goofy cheerleader to raise crowd enjoyment during breaks in game play.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 64 points65 points ago

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"Gaying it up" is when you take something normally manly or neutral and make it all gay.

[–]FiftyPercentRelevant 44 points45 points ago

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Getting "drunk" is the impairment of physical and mental faculties due to the excessive use of alcohol.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 12 points13 points ago

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"To kill" is to murder by death.

[–]wthulhu 2 points3 points ago

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murder death kill

 

murder death kill

[–]RedditsKittyKat 5 points6 points ago

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Murder refers to a group of crows.

[–]RireBaton 1 point2 points ago

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You guy's should really try BingTM

[–]shelldog 10 points11 points ago

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Quotation marks are used to either mark the beginning and end of a title or quoted passage or to indicate that a word or phrase is slang or is being discuss rather than used within the sentence.

[–]sweetcircus 3 points4 points ago

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"You still are a bad parent" is when you have a child and provide bad leadership and support, resulting in the child to grow up making terrible decisions and incapable of mastering basic life skill.

[–]felixjmorgan 0 points1 point ago

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A game is structured playing, usually undertaken for enjoyment and sometimes used as an educational tool. Games are distinct from work, which is usually carried out for remuneration, and from art, which is more often an expression of aesthetic or ideological elements.

[–]Kage2021 7 points8 points ago

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Context: A word which none of the above responders are familliar with.

the parts of a written or spoken statement that precede or follow a specific word or passage, usually influencing its meaning or effect: You have misinterpreted my remark because you took it out of context.

[–]raptosaurus 3 points4 points ago

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But that's not important right now.

[–]buciuman 3 points4 points ago

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"farceur" is a jokster, a lier. his username

[–]pjhollow 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was america! Wha i'm not allowed to get drunk at kid's games?! i'm sorry, i thought this was america!

[–]darkhelmet16 -1 points0 points ago

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See also: /r/picsofdeadkids (NSFL). If creating (and posting regularly to) that isn't a sign of bad parenting, I don't know what is.

[–]night_on_the_sun 12 points13 points ago

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Jesus fuck that exists!?

[–]darkhelmet16 1 point2 points ago

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I know, right?

[–]xCaffeineQueen 1 point2 points ago

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I just looked, and it has 307 subs! That is so disturbing.

[–]cwm44 4 points5 points ago

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It's a VERY long running joke to show new redditors that & r/spacedicks.

[–]coremech 28 points29 points ago

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[something something] (re-Photoshop with pedobear in it)

[–]Nesman64 13 points14 points ago

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[FIXED]

FTFY

[–]Describes_NSFW_Links 14 points15 points ago

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This is a picture of a young girl no older than 5 wearing a shirt that says, "I <3 Cock." the heart is pink, as is a streak of the girls hair. The girl is also making duckface.

[–][deleted] ago*

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[deleted]

[–]denbeigh2000 4 points5 points ago

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It's obvious she just loves male chickens.

[–]down_vote_magnet 4 points5 points ago

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Just one apparently.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It's like when you see a twelve year old wearing jogging pants with the word "JUICY" written in big letters right across the arse. That just ain't right.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Or it's very right, depending on how hot she looks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]son-of-chadwardenn 13 points14 points ago

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Violentacrez is a parent? Oh dear.

[–]slightly_rippled 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, yeah, my son is a redditor.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Fine.

[–]fangsby 3 points4 points ago*

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This was posted a while back and someone provided this nifty tool, which pretty clearly shows a discrepancy between the first "C" and the rest of the letters. (Mouse over the top image.)

Here's the original shirt design.

[–]DarkFiction 3 points4 points ago

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Snookie's baby picture, she's so cute!

[–]caseyjay 3 points4 points ago

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violentacrez is a parent??? Oh dear sweet mother of gawd.

[–]AndrewBenton 13 points14 points ago

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NSFW

[–]JesterJayJoker 12 points13 points ago

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Violentacrez = Most probably NSFW. Take heed to all of his posts.

[–]ekindu 5 points6 points ago

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could be worse, she could have gay parents.

[–]Falldog 2 points3 points ago

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It's okay, you can both be bad parents.

[–]SnackPatrol 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair though, she does.

[–]goonerredandwhite 2 points3 points ago

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perhaps she owns a farm, that specialize in breeding male chickens?

[–]2manybitches 2 points3 points ago

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I hope 4chan doesn't get hold of this.

[–]thebeefytaco 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry, you still are.

[–]asmosdeus 2 points3 points ago

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What's wrong with a little kid having a shirt displaying her love of farm animals?

[–]night_wing 2 points3 points ago

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well, glad am not a parent at all. :)

[–]bongwhacker 14 points15 points ago

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Old enough to count? Old enough to mount.

[–]dagbrown 7 points8 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

You know, that face is getting a hell of a lot of use in this "discussion".

[–]Ambix 2 points3 points ago

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I'm like the tortoise...

I have to get there before the hair.

[–]DilbertPickles 2 points3 points ago

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Hey look! It's a Prostitot!

Might as well throw her into some 5 year old's Pageant or whatever the hell the crazy mothers of these children do now.

[–]atomikgirl 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for the word "prostitot"

[–]mrkuder 2 points3 points ago

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this is from the kids that spoofed the jersey shore, this is supposed to be snooki i believe

[–]j03l5k1 1 point2 points ago

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TIL itallics don't work in headings.

[–]flapcats 6 points7 points ago

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Actually I've posted so many things over the years I read it as if it was in italics. So it does work.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I use the asterisks everywhere now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Cute url.

[–]greatmightypoo1008 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously cock fighting is a major part of her heritage

[–]dalailama1 1 point2 points ago

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mm.. maybe she just really like roosters?

[–]mainsworth 1 point2 points ago

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Wait.. you have kids? Holy fuck you need to be arrested.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think I need to take a seat over here...

[–]luckipucki 1 point2 points ago

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And I thought I loved cock...

[–]lloydbennett1 1 point2 points ago

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So..you think you're a better parent now because you have seen this picture?

[–]solinvictus21 1 point2 points ago

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You are.

[–]iamjakt 1 point2 points ago

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Ok picture aside, why does the OP think they are bad parents? deeper pls.

[–]westsan 1 point2 points ago

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likely in reference to the male chicken.

[–]Neil_young_freak 1 point2 points ago

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Even if it's shopped, living in a non-English-speaking country has made me numb to this kind of stuff, which I see every single day. Still kind of funny though...

[–]eoliveri 1 point2 points ago

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It's okay, she works at the chicken ranch.

[–]Longfeller 1 point2 points ago

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So, tell us... Why do you think you're a bad parent?

[–]Ination 4 points5 points ago

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Because he spends nearly every waking minute posting and karma whoring on Reddit.

[–]higgledy 1 point2 points ago

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I passed a kid on the street yesterday and she was wearing a shirt that said I love shopping, lipstick and sailors. This kid was about 8 years old. WTF?

[–]juca5056 1 point2 points ago

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I just had a digg flashback and expected a giant ASCII Pedobear to be the top comment here.

[–]Twisted_Fate 1 point2 points ago

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Is that an...invitation ?

[–]mhmyup 1 point2 points ago

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Americas future..

[–]Zeppelanoid 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I have no words

[–]shelldog 40 points41 points ago

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Scumbag UltraPetty.

Says he has no words...

...uses four of them.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]shelldog 7 points8 points ago

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<3

[–]Irish_Bull 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, please mark this as NSFW.

[–]mybreathyourlung 1 point2 points ago

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Can we PLEASE try and re-introduce some way of labeling NSFW links in order of offensiveness? The above picture is only NSFW if you work at a church or school. I'm pretty sure I'm missing out on a lotta laughs because everything from girls fisting to just the word "cock" is labeled NSFW.

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

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Share the love.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There's plenty out there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed far more than I should have.

[–]roastedbeef 0 points1 point ago

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Cock soup is tasty though.

[–]LtSerge 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is so terrible, why would someone wear someone elses face as a shirt?

[–]mch43 0 points1 point ago

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Really Worse!

[–]kerrigwen 0 points1 point ago

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"It's a family tradition"....

[–]superstitious_pigeon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]undeadj 0 points1 point ago

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She's just expressing an affinity for roosters.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i love cock too but im not gonna broadcast that in public.

[–]cydriss 0 points1 point ago

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whateva! i do what i want!

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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Awww it's a proto-duckface! Sort of a puke face...

[–]huntwhale 0 points1 point ago

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This is a good example of people only seeing the pic, and not checking the comments. The first line explains it's a fake. 766 people have voted this up. It makes the world look like an asshole.

[–]nimms 0 points1 point ago

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nsfl

[–]WeDoTheWeirdStuff 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be so hard on yourself: you're still a bad parent

[–]Fuco1337 0 points1 point ago

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