Brendon Chaney is on a highway to hell.

socialbatteringram · 1 year

~~threw~~ is

ravemaster7 · 1 year

Brendon Chaney wants to be hardcore but his mum won't let him.

bigbabyjeeze · 1 year

Why the fuck isn't this little punk in jail? I'm so sick of people getting away with this type of shit.

Sheldy13 · 1 year

You guys are joking around here but you just don't understand what a hell raiser Brendon Chaney really is. He once broke in to my house, terrorized my whole family at gun point, drank an entire bottle of whiskey then set fire to our couch and left laughing like it was all some big joke. We called the police but even they haven't done anything, such as even they fear this guy. Oh yeah, I still have a scar from the pine cone hit me with.

joke-explainer · 1 year

The submitter is suggesting that the incident of throwing the pine cone might be over-dramatized by the television show.

phoenixprince · 1 year

I don't get it. Did he throw his head at someone?

nickbyfleet · 1 year

Dude, throwing pinecones is no laughing matter.

TrainFan · 1 year

It always starts with a pinecone, he'll be pimping and selling crack before you know it.

ricehq · 1 year

Slippery Slope. Just sayin'.

I_Talk_In_Code · 1 year

if(PineCone == Thrown){
    goOnTV();
    Admit(PineConeThrown);
}

Dave_Hulud · 1 year

I hope judge judy tore that kid a new one.

decollo · 1 year

Hell, we threw rocks when I was in school and one boy had to get stitches and we all laughed about it (as did he). We also didn't have to wear full body armor to ride a bicycle either. /rant

FuckingBlizzard · 1 year

Why wood he do such a thing?!

junty_cew · 1 year

It just feels so good to be a gangster.

[deleted] · 1 year

In 10 years he'll start his own meth lab. That's textbook...

throwmeaway76 · 1 year

I was once hit by a pine cone in the head. I must try harder.

flutesmurf · 1 year

All his friends are gonna be there too.

[deleted] · 1 year

Any video?

mykoconnor · 1 year

fuck that kid. he deserves to be tortured.

Looger · 1 year

I can't tell where his forehead ends and his hair begins.

sunshineCripples · 1 year

I got in trouble for throwing pines cones when I was a kid. In elementary school this kid asked me to throw pines cones at his feet while he was going back and forth on a swing set. I figured there was nothing wrong with that. It's not like I was pegging them at his head. The dam recess supervisor comes over, grabs me by the arm, and starts yelling at me. 'I should know better, you could pole someones eye out', bullshit like that. When she gets done I tell her 'he asked me to'. She scoffs, says 'well you'd probably go run into traffic if he told you too, huh?', and puts me in time out. WTF kinda of logic is that. Throwing pine cones straight to running into traffic.

Not as bad as today I guess. Now it's throwing pines cones then Satan's little helper. They should at least throw some middle ground in there. Pine cone -> snort coke off a whores ass -> then the devil.

Liquorstorebandit · 1 year

some men just want to watch the world burn

with a nice pine scent

afuckingHELICOPTER · 1 year

The first time I ever got sent to the principles office was in the 6th grade. I threw a pinecone at a bird.

The "yard duty" put her hand on my shoulder and said "lets take a walk."

at that point i was just confused why we were taking a walk until we made the turn to the principles door. i didn't understand why i was going there until the principle started talking to me about birds feelings.

theysayirock · 1 year

Brendon Chaney looks like he is channeling his inner Bart Simpson.

mrbort · 1 year

You guys will all think this is such a funny joke until someone gets mildly scratched.

ShavedOrange · 1 year

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!!!

[deleted] · 1 year

this is how it all starts. next thing you know, hes throwing pebbles. its a slippery slope my friend...

XiiencE · 1 year

I need to stop reading reddit at work, these bursts of laughter are going to have people asking questions.

hybridsilence · 1 year

And I thought I was the only one who's name was spelled like that. And also love throwing pinecones.

nightfan · 1 year

This post is making me want to laugh so bad, but I can't because I'm at work. DAMN YOU r/funny!

M7600 · 1 year

I imagine him saying, "Yeah I threw the fucking pine cone mother fucker. If I had three pine cones, and I was in a room with Hitler, Zombie Bin Laden, and you. I'd throw all three at you. Gangsta!"

UndeadManatee · 1 year

You Monster

UndeadManatee · 1 year

You Monster

SpicyMax · 1 year

Threw a pine cone at someone allergic to them.

RanRanRuu · 1 year

I once saw a guy suck another guy's dick for a pinecone!

DilbertPickles · 1 year

I hope Judge Judy threw the book at him!

We can't have hooligans like this in our society. Throwing pinecones is just down right immature and completely unnecessary. Sheesh!

Oh wait, he is like 8. When I was 8 we threw dried up dog turds that were white at people. Where has all the fun gone for a child?

opensandshuts · 1 year

Brendon Chaney just wants to do hoodrat shit with his friends.

Decon87 · 1 year

God damn kids these days. When will it end? Next thing you know he's going to be robbing banks and soliciting crack money.

[deleted] · 1 year

So did Gacy.

[deleted] · 1 year

As humorous as this is, its also kinda not a joke. Just ask Ashley Smith how her life turned out after she threw a crabapple at a postman.

fullMETALturban · 1 year

Inb4 law and order episode about this

Shortbutlucky · 1 year

Suffice it to say he's becoming a Dick?

PtorPyrat · 1 year

who soiled my normal boy head with this pork cow?

beard_ · 1 year

He looks like Warren from Empire Records.

thisismycoolface · 1 year

Hey Brendon...

JustinTahraf · 1 year

Everyone all together now... OOoooOOooOO

Oliver420 · 1 year

relevant

Diquebutt · 1 year

The fact that the top rated comment isn't an E. Honda joke is pretty sad.

Smellmyhand · 1 year

What a DICK!

lobsterGun · 1 year

Next step: Popped Collard

kore464 · 1 year

You NEVER admit at throwing the pinecone! Just like you never admit fault when you get into a car accident!

ddb1 · 1 year

Yeah I dunno, it could be that he threw it into a dangerous situation and caused an accident or something.

A little kid once threw a rock at my car while I was doing 35. Not a huge rock, either, but enough to make a loud noise and crack my windshield. That kind of shit happens to the wrong driver, and you're looking at a pileup.

theysayirock · 1 year

Brendon Chaney looks like he is channeling his inner Bart Simpson.

Jokrmein · 1 year

You would throw Pinecones too if your father was Tom Chaney.

[deleted] · 1 year

If he gets off, it'll be Casey Anthony all over again. No acquittals for a year until our nation heals.

Necroticism · 1 year

What a rebel

Wheelpowered · 1 year

A pine cone, the gateway weapon

[deleted] · 1 year

That's not funny, my parents were killed by a thrown pinecone :(

CbaThinkingOfaName · 1 year

Humm.. As I stroke my chin.. Is that a pokemon?

hyperfat · 1 year

I got hit with a motherfuckign pine cone. That shit hurts, it fell 40 feet of a tree on my shoulder.

o0Johnny0o · 1 year

Everyone knows pinecones are a gateway projectile to rockets.

Waypoint · 1 year

You must NARFLE THE GARTHOK!!!!!!

Vamzee · 1 year

someone needs jesus.

lLocaL · 1 year

The Onion?

MrWundrful · 9 months

i don't get it. Did he kill someone with the pinecone?

Scumbag-Redditor · 1 year

Lock up yo kids, yo wife and yo husband

frank27white · 1 year

Upvote for clever title that actually made me audibly laugh.

Jacks_Grin · 1 year

awwwww shit. you did it this time ಠ_ಠ

flyingnomad · 1 year

Was I the only one who initially thought the highway to hell reference was a gag on the fact his hair looks like a hedgehog?

what-s_in_a_username · 1 year

Throwing pinecones = bad.

Shooting civilians* = good.

*Only if you're American.

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