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[–]zalapa89 6 points7 points ago

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how could you miss it

[–]shanezy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh Santa, you've really let yourself go..

[–]420sGreenMidget 1 point2 points ago

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If my dog had been in that waiting room.......Buddy would have one less ball.

[–]woooom 1 point2 points ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day

[–]kennyTGpowers 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of a time when I was 14 years old and still immature. I was at the local pool with my two friends and there was an old, slightly overweight man sunbathing with the typical old man short trunks. His left testicle was clearly falling out of the short pair of trunks. We decided to tell the hottest lifeguard we could find (a selection of pure high school kids), smirking and barely keeping from cracking up. She went over and told him, "Sir, you are exposing yourself, please cover up." He adjusted, but before long his saggy ball(s) was falling out again. We told the hot lifeguard again that he was going to get sunburn because he probably did not put sunscreen on his balls. And many other jokes.

[–]SometimesRhymes 1 point2 points ago

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That's a pretty ballsy thing to do.

[–]Scumbag-Redditor 1 point2 points ago

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What a nut

[–]dieyoung 0 points1 point ago*

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"Fine! I'll put it back, but I at least get to keep one ball out"

[–]Ovuus 0 points1 point ago

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It's called takin' the dog for a walk.

[–]Kuus2 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh snap, I just saw the black guy sitting in the chair on the right.

[–]8ABagel 0 points1 point ago

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It appears that he's cutting off circulation to those bits. That can't be healthy.

[–]i_misread_titles 0 points1 point ago

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Bumble bee tuna

[–]NeverEndingLies -1 points0 points ago

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I can clearly see your nuts...

[–]ballsbasaur -3 points-2 points ago

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What a dick...