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[–]BFSkinner 12 points13 points ago

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Koalas are not bears.

[–]theindefinitearticle 5 points6 points ago

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i was about to comment that. Drives me crazy when people call them Koala bears.

[–]panjadotme 4 points5 points ago

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You're right, because Koala Marsupials sounds 10 times fucking cuter. ಠ_ಠ

Hahaha

[–]theindefinitearticle 0 points1 point ago

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they're just "koalas" no bear, no marsupial. just koala. you wouldn't say eagle bird. or, since koalas are not bears, you wouldn't say eagle salmon.

[–]panjadotme 0 points1 point ago

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1) It was a joke, 2) It was a month ago

[–]Atlas138 1 point2 points ago

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Likewise.

[–]lennas 5 points6 points ago*

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thats pretty awesome. though i do feel the need to point out that Koalas are not bears, they are marsupials, more closely related to kangaroos than bears. another koala fun fact: they are stoned 24/7 because all they eat is eucalyptus leaves and because they are so small, and the eucalyptus so strong, they get high and stay high. koalas = winning

[–]Lampshader 1 point2 points ago

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I feel the need to point out that you shouldn't use an apostrophe to make a plural :)

[–]lennas 0 points1 point ago

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my god you're right. the koala does not own the "are not bears", please forgive me, i wrote this shortly after waking up. fixed now

[–]Lampshader 0 points1 point ago

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Forgiveness granted!

[–]ohlucency 0 points1 point ago

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amazing. source?

[–]cheesecake966 1 point2 points ago

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No source. They don't get high it is a myth. Check #10.

[–]ohlucency 2 points3 points ago

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boooo

[–]cheesecake966 2 points3 points ago

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They just act high.

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[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 0 points1 point ago

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If I were camping in the outback and heard that, I'd have nightmares for the rest of my life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If I were camping in the outback, I'd have nightmares for the rest of my life

FTFY

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

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I kept waiting for that fucker to just maul her.

[–]Ultimate_Thor 1 point2 points ago

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She better wash her hands, these things carry chalmydia. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Also just so everyone is clear, they aren't bears. They are marsupials.

[–]Jelenfellin9 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]The_Duke_ 1 point2 points ago

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what kind of zoo let's you pet koala bears marsupials? whoops, almost called them bears. that would have offended 99% of the people on this thread

[–]athenatiger 1 point2 points ago

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That's the Australia Wildlife Zoo. It's a petting zoo of typically Australian animals such as emus, kangaroos, wombats, etc. Most of the animals are in a sort of enclosed yard where you can go in and interact with them, but the koalas are in a special exhibit closely monitored by an employee. There's really only ever about two of them out at a time.

[–]Kowai03 1 point2 points ago

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Dreamworld lets you hold them

[–]tavigsy 1 point2 points ago

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TIL: pet the Koala tummy and the ears twitch.

[–]hubblemedia 0 points1 point ago

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It seems things are a bit wobby down under...

[–]chimp1992 0 points1 point ago

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burrrrrrrrrrr

[–]aeriat 0 points1 point ago

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The cuteness! It overwhelms me!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's to lull unsuspecting victims into a false sense of security before devouring their prey. They're loosely related to our infamous drop bear: http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear

[–]eyewoo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah really cute until they tie you up and prepare to eat you. Stinkin ewoks.

[–]silkforcalde 0 points1 point ago

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bitch better watch out for them drop bears

[–]rossrad 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT ONE