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[–]freshwes 3 points4 points ago

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]sanssomnia72 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?

[–]plankingwithwords 0 points1 point ago

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And this is Jackass

[–]wtfil 1 point2 points ago

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A ha ha.

[–]Clit_Commander 1 point2 points ago

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So...he got horse tranquilizer at home?

[–]MrSneaki 1 point2 points ago

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im surprised he doesn't have any spare darts

[–]Groovy_Peppers 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping to get some help on this one

[–]cphd 0 points1 point ago

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It's like I'm reading /r/AMA

[–]ben6709 0 points1 point ago

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crush up a 90 mg (approx 1 mg/lb) of benadryl and mix it in a small amount of water and bacon grease. push it closer to the dog who will eventually get thirsty. once subdued the dog will be easier to manipulate. However by this time the lack of circulation to the dogs testicles will have effectively neutered him. Take him to the vet and have them finish off the job.

[–]Cigars4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

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Been trolled?

[–]xXTurtlePowerXx -5 points-4 points ago

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This needs to be on the front page. What a cluster of fuck...

[–]Welshie95 -4 points-3 points ago

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Not really. It's kinda funny and wtf-worthy, but it's not what I would call useful information that others need to see.

[–]sanssomnia72 1 point2 points ago

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Others definitely need to see this. People need to know how to kill a pissed off rottweiler using only a tire iron and a 4 year-old.

[–]brittanysodd 0 points1 point ago

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or more effectively with a dart gun..

[–]Schrute_Logic -2 points-1 points ago

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How long until some website goes up for people to generate their own fake yahoo questions screenshots? Most of the questions on yahoo questions are fake anyway, so it will be fake screenshots of a website with mostly fake content? Y A H C E P T I O N

[–]jadertot35 -3 points-2 points ago

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I hope this isn't real cause that kid is gonna get fucked up but I cracked up for like 5 minutes when I read this lol

[–]Bealz -3 points-2 points ago

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I have nothing to add. But god thats fucked up.