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[–]sillypothead 56 points57 points ago

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it's the cheeks that does it...my stomach hurts.

[–]speedpop 20 points21 points ago

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Everytime I see the original photo, I get into hysterics. No other picture can do that to me.

[–]woknroll 9 points10 points ago

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Where's the original?

[–]jdtix 23 points24 points ago

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[–]SaveDonkin 6 points7 points ago

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is that a baby picture of Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars?

[–]howlingman 6 points7 points ago

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Photographer asked him to smile, Baby Rick said the best I can do is shit myself.

[–]SaveDonkin 2 points3 points ago

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Um let me ask my mom to come down and check it out. She know more about these things.

[–]Dasmitch 1 point2 points ago

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Let me call my buddy, he's an expert in vintage pantaloon shat pictures.

[–]lebruf 2 points3 points ago

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No joke - the baby in the photo was my college roommate. His name is Todd Bushman. He had this picture hung up in his room back in 2001.

I could have him do in IAMA, but there's really nothing to ask.

[–]The_Bat_Hat 9 points10 points ago

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The combination of the words "shat" and "pantaloons" in the same sentence did it for me.

[–]sprprepman 38 points39 points ago

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If only I had some pantaloons....

[–]bureX 12 points13 points ago

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One does not require pantaloons to defecate himself, good sir.

[–]sprprepman 6 points7 points ago

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Alas, I have shat my undergarments in my pantaloon's stead.

[–]ameoba 0 points1 point ago

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I proved that last night!

[–]sprprepman -1 points0 points ago

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Alas, I have shat my undergarments in my pantaloon's stead.

[–]McPantaloons 10 points11 points ago

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I bet you do, and you don't even know it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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He does.

[–]inaneInTheMembrane 7 points8 points ago

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You checked?

[–]spcjns 2 points3 points ago

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yep

[–]Kryptus 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't make sense that an English gentleman would use the French word for pants..

[–]sprprepman 0 points1 point ago

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Hark, captain buzzkill has graced us with his presence. Commence shitting your knickers then.

[–]dcoldiron 25 points26 points ago

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It may be stupid, but it made me laugh. That there is stupid done right.

[–]Sk33tshot 3 points4 points ago

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It was trying to make you laugh. If something is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[–]boondockpimp 5 points6 points ago

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You might say it was infantile humor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Very immature if I do say so myself.

[–]simbul 11 points12 points ago

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Why would you repost memes from 4cha... nevermind.

[–]r00x 7 points8 points ago

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Good gracious! Hurry gentlemen, we must cleanse and powder that posterior!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Jolly good!

[–]RealClassy 2 points3 points ago

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Its Babby!

[–]limpits 2 points3 points ago

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Dear sir, I would graciously like to refer you to /r/proper for furthering your kharma attainment.

[–]steal_from_songs 3 points4 points ago

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source photo is pretty funny. http://i50.tinypic.com/10q04lx.jpg

[–]katzmandoo 7 points8 points ago

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Quite.

[–]wamooo 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]Dr__Acula 3 points4 points ago

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Rather.

[–]OneFreeman1 2 points3 points ago

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Here here.

[–]Waqqy 1 point2 points ago

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Jolly good.

[–]Erzsabet 2 points3 points ago

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Indubitably.

[–]shigal777 1 point2 points ago

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Hip hip.

[–]fraglerock 1 point2 points ago

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By Jove.

[–]EmbleerFrith 6 points7 points ago

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Just shat my panties from laughing

[–]Oggumogoggum 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for the username alone.

Hoi, hoi, u embleer hrair. M'saion ule hraka vair.

[–]EmbleerFrith 1 point2 points ago

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Haha finally someone gets the reference! Fu'inle m'saion ule embleer hraka vair.

[–]set_blasters_to_stun 13 points14 points ago

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what is going on

i don't understand

[–]Saline_Drip 2 points3 points ago

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The Uruk Hai have infiltrated our ranks :(

[–]Karzafal 1 point2 points ago

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Watership down.

[–]inyouraeroplane 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if Irish, Welsh, or Finnish.

[–]hardmodethardus 2 points3 points ago

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Rabbit.

[–]phrakture 1 point2 points ago

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It's fucking elvish.

[–]inyouraeroplane 2 points3 points ago

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Y U NO USE PROPER SCRIPT!

[–]EmbleerFrith 0 points1 point ago

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It's Lapine.

[–]mathangis 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mrmonocle 1 point2 points ago

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Ah herpty derp.

┌─┐
┴─┴ 
ಠ_ರೃ 

[–]stumpystimpy 1 point2 points ago

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I must say I saw this while I was on the toilet earlier and laughed so hard I farted really loudly. I am the cook at a restaurant and came out of the restroom with the closest table looking at me like I had done something horrible.

[–]thomaseaton2438 3 points4 points ago

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if only i could grow a stache like that.

[–]OneFreeman1 4 points5 points ago

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I can't help thinking that reddit is better than this.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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reddit is way worse than this

[–]phrakture 4 points5 points ago

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reddit was never good

[–]lasagnarodeo 2 points3 points ago

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I've only been here four months and I love the place, but I hear this a lot. How has it really changed in the years you've been here?

[–]fiftypoints 3 points4 points ago

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I agree. It should say "soiled my breeches"

[–]monaryta 1 point2 points ago

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omg i nearly pissed my self with laughter :D

[–]jfa28 0 points1 point ago

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Edgar - Men in Black

...just sayin'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's uncanny!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]antpuncher 0 points1 point ago

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This is going over my infant's changing table.

[–]marshull 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for "pantaloons".

[–]boraxx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]blackleather 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first time I've ever seen Teddy Roosevelt's baby picture.

[–]mctheebs 0 points1 point ago

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This baby sort of looks like Grover Cleveland.

[–]davide32 0 points1 point ago

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is that the monopoly man's kid?

[–]MilkSteak 0 points1 point ago

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Chris Farley is back!

[–]zzyzzyxx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]oinkyboinky 0 points1 point ago

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I skyped this link to a buddy in the office down the hall, and he bust out laughing while on the phone with a customer...

[–]malaspinaOTT 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact: in Italian, trousers are called pantaloni.

[–]erkapathy 0 points1 point ago

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My wife was laughing uncontrollably to this. That makes me happy, thank you kind gentleman...thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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is that Churchill?

[–]chibbigirl 0 points1 point ago

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This shit makes me laugh so hard

[–]vectorjohn 0 points1 point ago

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Baron Harkonen!

[–]rataxes11 0 points1 point ago

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Put on your pantaloons and trolly on through the gillyfields, where we teach you the physics for poets and the Muuuuusic of the spheres!

[–]gears28 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, 4chan.

[–]Zolkowski 0 points1 point ago

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X-post from /r/lounge. Not that it's a bad thing, but I still believe credit needs to be rightfully given. From user http://www.reddit.com/user/jordsta

[–]Good_Sir 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for sharing, young lad! *raises top hat*

[–]SwedishFishy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god. Too good.

[–]link_to_the_post 0 points1 point ago

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i am surprised this doesn't have the title. "Look what my little brother did"

[–]kjk414 0 points1 point ago

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BULLY!

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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Yes quight

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

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have i spoke to you on omegle apatheticbirds05

[–]apatheticbirds05[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I dont believe you have

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

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I could have sworn I have, because a couple of days ago I told many people on Omegle a story of how I quote "Shat my pantaloons". A phrase I have never heard repeated 'till now.

[–]apatheticbirds05[S] 0 points1 point ago

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hmm. odd. perhaps i have conversed with you, good sir.

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

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maybe not, you would have remembered such an epic story.

[–]tuna_safe_dolphin 0 points1 point ago

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I love the past tense of shit (the verb you pedants).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Winston Churchill???

[–]hades_loves_you 0 points1 point ago

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I actually LOL'ed first time in awhile.

[–]ColdChemical 0 points1 point ago

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[–]akallio9000 0 points1 point ago

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I knew Winston Churchill had a drinking problem, but I didn't know it was that bad.

[–]TheyCallMeHiggins 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I have ever laughed this hard over a picture.

[–]Mr_Unknown 0 points1 point ago

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Man I haven't laughed this hard in a long while, that pic just gets me.

[–]LincolnshireSausage 0 points1 point ago

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I was on the phone to my boss who is also the Chief Operating Officer of the company I work for when I read this. I also have a leaky butt problem today which made my giggling all the more poignant.

[–]ohsoretro 0 points1 point ago

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Those are some spectacular chins.

[–]HueyVoltaire 0 points1 point ago

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I love this. made my day

[–]vajav 0 points1 point ago

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That's one ugly baby!

[–]scofflaw 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in /unfunny

[–]bfodder -5 points-4 points ago

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So this is what reddit likes now?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're on /r/funny, what do you expect?

[–]bfodder 3 points4 points ago

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Something funny I guess.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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<.<

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Oh go watch some Demitri Martin you humorless snob.

[–]klarc -1 points0 points ago

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I wish i could give you more than 1 upboat!

[–]rsheahen -1 points0 points ago

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Does anyone else see Jabba the Hutt or am I losing it?

[–]SEO_Friendly_Title -1 points0 points ago

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Black and white photoshop of a baby captioned "Ah good sir I do believe I have shat in my pantaloons".

[–]free_range_veal -1 points0 points ago

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fantastic

[–]kaminariko -1 points0 points ago

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I like to think I'm a little more tolerant that the average person, but this sort of thing is getting ridiculous.

Back in my day...

[–]pcnerd37 -1 points0 points ago

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Normally I hate these 'cute' baby memes but this one isn't too bad. It gave me a chuckle.

[–]deficit -1 points0 points ago

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[–]robinthebank -1 points0 points ago

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Baby post: instant karma

[–]superspap -1 points0 points ago

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Bully!

[–]Sir_T_Bullocks -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of this old gem.

[–]cafink -1 points0 points ago

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*have shit in my pantaloons

[–]Narwhals_Rule_You -1 points0 points ago

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I believe you shit in things, and shat things....

Stop using shitty English.

[–]guriboysf -1 points0 points ago

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Repost old pics for karma!!!

[–]svengalus -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted for not being a picture of a dog or a cat.

[–]Ferniff -1 points0 points ago

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Why is this on my frontpage?

[–]ChickenMcFail -1 points0 points ago

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I do believe that I have deffocated in my pantaloons.

FTFY. Now it sounds more 'classy'.

[–]scribbles33 -1 points0 points ago

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A gentleman would have said "sharted"

[–]MrLaLA -2 points-1 points ago

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I Didn't lol

[–]MegaT 0 points1 point ago

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did u snicker at least? It deserves that much.

[–]MrLaLA 1 point2 points ago

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No , but i did shat my pantaloons

[–]tpz33 -2 points-1 points ago

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I guess I don't get it because I don't have kids.

[–]angelrinoa88 -1 points0 points ago

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Upvoted as I said I would from the random encounter on omegle. :)