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Anybody else have friends like this? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]kkavoura 35 points36 points ago

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No but when I was younger one of my friends told me that I had a very bad temper, and I got really pissed off and responded with something a long the lines of "Fuck you, no I don't". And that's when I realized.

[–]shriketheavatar 31 points32 points ago

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And that's when you realized he was an asshole!

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points ago

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No, I don't have any friends from New Zealand.

[–]balchynz 19 points20 points ago

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Im from New Zealand and don't have any friends in New Zealand.

[–]kineticreality 12 points13 points ago

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Perhaps you could adopt a South African?

[–]balchynz 8 points9 points ago

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okay

[–]blongo 2 points3 points ago

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I'm from America and I have New Zealand friends. If you come out here I can introduce you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I can be your friend but I can't be held responsible for any... Unforseen consequences.

[–]tellu2 0 points1 point ago

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Sheep don't count? :P

[–]Mindle 0 points1 point ago*

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That's why you're on reddit.

[–]mlikweblue 0 points1 point ago

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*you're

[–]Mindle -2 points-1 points ago

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you forgot that's*

[–]kha3 70 points71 points ago

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Who would want one? Just a bunch of criminals living on an island together.

[–]Im_a_cunt 70 points71 points ago

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No that's australians, you've confused us with australians

[–]ruckusbrought 32 points33 points ago

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it is easy to mistake the two sometimes, but the accents are different Australians are more like "where's the car" while New Zealanders are like "where's the car"

[–]regularfreakinguser -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for where's the car

[–]regularfreakinguser 0 points1 point ago

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WELL FUCK YOU

[–]problematic4tw 46 points47 points ago

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Yeah whatever, I don't really give a shit.

[–]MosEisleyCantona 26 points27 points ago

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How about you put some shrimp on the barbie New Zealanders!

[–]Eoh_Kelvin 4 points5 points ago

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I am from New Zealand and i hereby offer my friend services

[–]problematic4tw 0 points1 point ago

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Hey DelightfullyBored, look I don't know how they do things back in England...

[–]BelgoCanadian 52 points53 points ago

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A hiphopopotamus?

[–]tehElad 42 points43 points ago

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With rhymes that are bottomless?

[–]BelgoCanadian 32 points33 points ago

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Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

[–]kingwarrior777 29 points30 points ago

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My rhymes and records they don't get played, Because my records and rhymes they don't get made

[–]timisblue 13 points14 points ago

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Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy

[–]22_psychophant 11 points12 points ago

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Be more constructive with your feed back

[–]signPainter 0 points1 point ago

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Please!

[–]Cyphierre 5 points6 points ago

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Cuz I'm the mutherflippin.

[–]quadglacier 6 points7 points ago

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BINARY SOLO

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[–]Cyphierre 0 points1 point ago

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I'm the mutherflippin.

[–]Slashur_8 4 points5 points ago

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You all should be very afraid, My words hit you like a hairy grenade

[–]xkb 14 points15 points ago

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Did steve tell you that perchance?

[–]BelgoCanadian 11 points12 points ago

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Steve!

[–]jkeffer 3 points4 points ago

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What kind of a rapping name is Steeeve?

[–]togashikokujin 0 points1 point ago

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What's he got to do with it?

[–]George_Takei_Oh_Maii 1 point2 points ago

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Did Steve tell you that perchance? Steevee

[–]MosEisleyCantona 9 points10 points ago

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Rhymes that glow like phosphorous.

[–]Hieroglyph 8 points9 points ago

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Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

[–]sheetskees 6 points7 points ago

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Rockin this metropolis

[–]MosEisleyCantona 6 points7 points ago

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I'm not a large water dwelling mammal.

[–]SuperBearJew 7 points8 points ago

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Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

[–]MosEisleyCantona 6 points7 points ago

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Did Steve tell you that perchance?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Lyrics that are bottomless, too.

[–]Glyndm 0 points1 point ago

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No, a Rhymenocerous.

[–]hippoPWNamus 0 points1 point ago

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You must be talking about my brother. He's a rapper.

[–]wraiyne 0 points1 point ago

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Hipopoptimus prime.

[–]snokyguy 26 points27 points ago

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FORMER friends.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The purpose for having friends is that they keep us grounded when necessary, and support us when we've earned their support. We trust each other and know our strengths and weaknesses.

Having friends like this have opened my eyes because everyone needs to be told off once in a while.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Oh that's why? I thought that, for the majority of people, they have friends simply because they cannot stand being alone. Their identity relies on being around others.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think the majority of people enjoy other people's company and have more fun when around other people. It's really very simple.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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But you see so many people that are miserable around their friends. It seems like a lot of people have these friends for fear of being alone. Sure a great deal of people have good friends they enjoy being around. Maybe we're both right.

[–]StoneTheAvenger 3 points4 points ago

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Let me tell you a story about friendship...

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain we all have sorrow, but if we are wise we know that there's always tomorrow.

Lean on me, when you're not strong and I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on for it won't be long til I'm gonna need somebody to lean on.

Friendship is just a whole bunch of leaning.

[–]heybebeh88 0 points1 point ago

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Dood, when that's not broken up into the lines of the song, and it's written down, it's quite profound.

[–]garyg 1 point2 points ago*

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You're way too idealistic. 95% of the time it's the accuser who's the idiotic, sensitive, offended one. 95% of the time, it's a wimpy retort that doesn't even mean anything. Random case:

Bob: "News reports say that Obama just took out Osama Bin Laden"

Joe: "Will you stop fellating Obama? He accomplished jack without Bush's policies"

Bob: "You should give Obama some credit man"

Joe: "Har har, whine more, thou offended one?"

...see? Don't tell me Joe doesn't deserve a cockpunch. Don't stick up for people who shiat rhetoric like it was free buffet at the local toilet bowl. Although I will say this is something I see more along the mindless right-wing sheep brats online more than anything else.

[–]RaptorJ 9 points10 points ago

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Scumbag redditor: says he has random case, actually sets up strawman

[–]garyg 0 points1 point ago*

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True but guess what, the comment sections at Foxnews.com is a fucking haven of farmland of these "mythical" strawmen.

I'm just saying it's an overused phrase and it's all over the place. Not a big whoop. You're too easily of--

+++ END CALL ++++

[–]ennead 0 points1 point ago

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My friends have at least one friend like this.

[–]Reginault 40 points41 points ago

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Started playing an MMO last month, the guild I got into is so fucking sensitive about everything. They are literally worse than /r/relationships with regards to breakup stories.

I try my hardest, but sometimes my inner troll comes out. "Oh fuck, someone called you a name? On the internet?!?"

[–]distertastin 31 points32 points ago

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You cunt.

[–]Reginault 8 points9 points ago

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Why would you be so cruel and heartless? You don't even know me! I will have to reevaluate my entire personality based on your comment. I should complain to my friends so they can track you down and get you banned!!

Replace "cunt" with "bitch" and you have last night in my guild chat. Ridiculous.

[–]distertastin 10 points11 points ago

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MMOs can attract the socially sensitive types. That is, after all, the reason they've retreated to such a thing. Not everyone, not by a long shot, but you will always find those people in MMOs.

[–]Reginault 7 points8 points ago

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I'm from the generation of interneters that grew up being hardened by online contact. Never trust, never believe their statements, never give out personal information.

Today's internet culture is all about sharing and caring... And no one likes it when Pinkie Pie sings that song, not even crude representations of Native Americans and European settlers. (Really Ms.Faust? The Natives are buffalo? The same race of creature that was nearly driven to extinction by over-hunting? Little heavy for my cartooning.)

[–]fanboat 0 points1 point ago

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We have come to an agreement: that was awful.

Initiate pie-oriented combat

[–]Reginault 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping that they would resolve it peacefully by offering the pies as gifts, and then proceed to build an overpass over the orchard, but meh.

[–]newloaf 2 points3 points ago

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literally worse?

[–]dugmartsch 1 point2 points ago

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actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy: The city was literally destroyed.

[–]Reginault -3 points-2 points ago

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It's hard to believe, but it is true. I am not exaggerating. I was being literal.

[–]dugmartsch 0 points1 point ago

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People want literally to not be a synonym for actually. It's a very sensitive internet we've got nowadays.

[–]Navi_to_the_rescue 0 points1 point ago

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The opposite of 'literal' is 'figurative.' Unless it's 'metaphorical.' That part confuses me.

[–]Amalgamate 1 point2 points ago

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You responded with THAT?? JEEZ what a TROLL THING TO Say! You are such a troll!!!!

[–]harvest3r 0 points1 point ago

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I was just an asshole to people in my guild.

I handed out the loot so i was allowed.

[–]Gamesythe -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshORRaNNNU

[–]Contero 12 points13 points ago

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Nope, but I do have friends that like to say "You can't offend me. I just can't be offended about anything!"

Boy did I prove them wrong.

[–]baddaddvice 1 point2 points ago

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examples?

[–]fanboat 10 points11 points ago

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"You can't offend me"

"You're lying."

"YOU PRICK!"

[–]BeMoreCareful 1 point2 points ago

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hours later badaddvice was still trying to get the smell out of his hair and praying to all the gods that it could be forgotten.

[–]vfr 0 points1 point ago

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Go to encyclopedia dramatica, look at the "offended" page, look back a few versions before they removed all the content.

[–]gizza 1 point2 points ago

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I've been on the Internet too long to be offended by anything.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Some people are quite above such things though.

[–]pelanderfunk 4 points5 points ago

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Pointedly no.

[–]darin_gleada 5 points6 points ago

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I hope I don't have any friends that talk like this about me.

[–]outtsider 0 points1 point ago

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haha, you sound like that friend for sure!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's my sister. (Yes, she has a beard.)

[–]link2213 3 points4 points ago

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Sometimes she glues one on when she's pressed for time

[–]Daidra 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, and it's really starting to get old. Everyone has to walk on eggshells whenever she's around because she'll get offended at the drop of a hat and either curse you out or burst into tears.

[–]lillyOfTheValley 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like that with my housemate... looking for a new place to stay at the moment. I can't handle it.

[–]allisonivy 1 point2 points ago*

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I had that same kind of friend, and I realized that sometimes bitches be crazy, and there's nothing you can do to help them if they won't help themselves. I got tired of constantly accommodating her for fear of retaliation, so I treated her just like everyone else. Boy did that piss her off, and it proves that it's just not worth it to remain friends with someone who requires special treatment in order for you to be in their life. She's basically a self-entitled brat who brow-beats everyone into submission. She can go fuck herself.

[–]ipainton 6 points7 points ago

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what show / movie is this ? thank you

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Flight of the Conchords.

[–]ipainton 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you

[–]kbergstr 7 points8 points ago

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Your thank you is only 100% justified if you go find the DVDs. One of the funniest first seasons on TV.

[–]HemHaw 11 points12 points ago

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I'm not sure why folks have so much hate for the second season. I thought it was also great.

[–]pepe-ramollo 2 points3 points ago

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It was definitely good TV, but didn't have the freshness the first one had (quite obviously)- I think people just had huge expectations.

[–]kbergstr 0 points1 point ago

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I don't hate the second season -- I own it, but the material seems a bit rushed. They had a long time to come up with all the great material for S1, but for S2 they were forced into a schedule, and so some of the episodes suffered. I still highly recommend it.

[–]ipainton 2 points3 points ago

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As we speak.

[–]kbergstr 0 points1 point ago

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Good man -- rush out before netflix adds another 20 to your bill.

/sarcasm.

[–]BinaryRockStar 2 points3 points ago

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For the love of god please watch their original stage show(s) on YouTube as well. New Zealanders are very disappointed in how overproduced and forced some of the TV episodes were compared to their live shows.

[–]kbergstr 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the heads up -- going into my youtube queue.

[–]havesometea1 4 points5 points ago

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How about a friend who criticizes a band for years then suddenly one day decides they are the greatest thing he's ever heard. And when you bring up all his past poopooing of the band he acts like he never said it?

[–]bobobano 4 points5 points ago

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yea, my freinds are always saying mean things like that.

[–]calebcharles 6 points7 points ago

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Anybody else read it as:

"You're too easily ofeended".

"I can't believe you just seed that".

[–]LowSociety 2 points3 points ago

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Almost! Yesterday I told someone "I just don't want any drama in my life" and got the response "so you think I'm dramatic, do you?"

COME ON PEOPLE!

[–]HughManatee 2 points3 points ago

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Not anymore!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"It'll be like top gun!!"

[–]faprawr 1 point2 points ago

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Pussyfriend-zoned

[–]CommandZ 1 point2 points ago

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no but I have a sister that lives with me like that... much much much worse...

[–]xxgambinoxx 1 point2 points ago

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I tell my friend how I cant have an argument with him because he gets loud and in my face. Then he loudly gets in my face about it.

[–]platypusmaximus 1 point2 points ago

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Nope none of my friends look like that guy from Jurassic park

[–]mmforeal 1 point2 points ago

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my girlfriend

[–]clipmann 1 point2 points ago

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Me, BIG time.

[–]Nansai 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, I had one friend who would get offended by the smallest comment and yet she would insult me constantly and think it was funny. Eventually I just left and never came back.

[–]MiddleEnos 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for Todd Barry in the background.

[–]DaGreatPenguini 1 point2 points ago

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No, but I have a wife like that.

[–]aDildoAteMyBaby 1 point2 points ago

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Former friends. Ex friends. Anti-friends.

But definitely not friends.

[–]cuddlyogre 1 point2 points ago

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Sure, friends can joke with each other and whatever. But if 95% of the dialog are insults that have worn out there novelty, or worse yet something that is known to be a point of pain for the person, and it still continues, don't look down on them when they finally have enough and stop hanging out with you.

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

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"I can't believe I didn't get that job"

"Ya, well you need to work on your people skills"

"Shut up Brett"

[–]wankawonk 1 point2 points ago

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omg yes it's so annoying, they're always like "wankawonk chill the fuck out bro you're way overreacting" and i'm like "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM IMMA KILL YOU"

god i have shitty friends

[–]SolidDexter 1 point2 points ago

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I have a girlfriend like that.

[–]desolo 1 point2 points ago

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No, because I hate excessively negative people.

[–]ass_kicker32 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant anecdote:

My buddy and I were joking at work and he said something about my looks or smell or something and I laughed and said "I couldnt make that joke about you, because you cant take a joke, that's why everyone hates you."

He got pissed off and didnt talk to me for two weeks.

[–]jman377355 3 points4 points ago

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I have a friend that rages over the stupidest things. He's also an avid video gamer and has broken countless controllers. He's not rich or anything so its always awhile be4 he gets another. I don't really get this, I'm a gamer but no matter how pissed I get I can't bring myself to throw expensive electronics around, such a fucking waste.

[–]bebopdedo 0 points1 point ago

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I am inimical to such people. Therefore the answer is no.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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You know when i'm down to my socks it's time for business

That's why they're called business socks..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I try to keep my circle of friends idiot-free.

[–]arielgw 0 points1 point ago

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Not really... my friends are all trolls, and we try to out-troll ourselves all the time.

[–]kineticreality 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, because I live in New Zealand.

[–]remixtorebecca 0 points1 point ago

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They're very, very friendly men.

[–]iamastranger 0 points1 point ago

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My aunt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"I don't like croissants." ... "What was all that about just then?" "What was what about?" "About you not liking croissants"

Can't help but laugh everytime at this one

[–]bob_mullen84 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not cryying. I've just been cutting onions. I'm cooking a lasagna. For one!

[–]coderedmountaindew 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah actually, I do have friends who are Flight of the Conchords.

[–]icewahine 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! My friend's offend me all the time, so annoying.

[–]GoWithItGirl 0 points1 point ago

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A best friend? Yes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No. I'm far too offensive to ever keep friends like that for longer than 5 seconds.

[–]flava_dave_81 0 points1 point ago

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I have a mother like that...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of. One of my friends gets offended by everything, and claims it's either racist or sexist. Example: She refused to read " The Seven Chinese Brothers" to her students, because she said it was racist due to the fact that the brothers look alike.

[–]bertbargo 0 points1 point ago

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"anybody else?"

I make it a point to stay far and away from this type of person

[–]UndeadMantis 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend...

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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I have an ex wife like that.

[–]rodut 0 points1 point ago

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You call those people friends?

[–]GingerOffender 0 points1 point ago

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Friends sing together Friends do things together Friends laugh together Friends make graphs together

[–]MrMaori 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes I do.

[–]Mukatsuku 0 points1 point ago

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I'm one of those..

[–]Maezren 0 points1 point ago

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Not a chance that I would have any friends that sensitive. If by some chance I did, they've all commited suicide by now due to the insensitive nature of my personality and humor.

[–]matkeselman 0 points1 point ago

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Oh you mean every girlfriend ever.

[–]pepe-ramollo 0 points1 point ago

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One of my ex-girlfriends was like that.

Wasn't fun for anyone.

[–]formlex7 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. It makes him difficult to joke around with.

[–]fernguts 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like many redditors!

[–]hanukkah-goblin 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a video that corresponds to these pictures?

[–]war_whale 0 points1 point ago

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No, you're the only one and that show was marketed only to you.

[–]jerencsok 0 points1 point ago

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If my group of friends had someone like that in it he would have left a long time ago.

[–]bugs_bunny_in_drag 0 points1 point ago

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i dated this girl :/ you will not find honesty here

[–]WilliamKings 0 points1 point ago

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try: Girlfriend

[–]CatoAsAPun 0 points1 point ago

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He maybe did.

[–]Tradilon 0 points1 point ago

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This is all I have to say about that.

[–]CaptKing 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, and they are all on Reddit

[–]Pineh 0 points1 point ago

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Friends? Explain this strange and unknown concept to me.

[–]wraiyne 0 points1 point ago

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My fucking girlfriend.

[–]ShampocalypseWOW 0 points1 point ago

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I had a friend like that. She snipped at me for being "overly defensive" (for responding to a question with "no, not really" in a totally normal way). So I said "Are you serious? You're overly defensive! You think me answering you in a normal tone is an attack. That's the definition of overly defensive. It's really annoying that you project on me like that." And she never spoke to me again.

[–]JGailor 0 points1 point ago

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I did. We no longer speak.

[–]cvframer 0 points1 point ago

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Friends?

[–]David1337 0 points1 point ago

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Used to

[–]baultista 0 points1 point ago

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I get accused of taking things too seriously, but I feel like I have a legit reason for it.

I've dealt with a lot of racial flack growing up, and was actually at one point on track to be playing some college (Canadian college, so not NCAA standard) hockey. Of course, some racial stuff here, a hate crime there, and a targeted injury later and today I can barely play twice a week without my knees crapping out.

I'm totally easy going (I rip on my friends as bad as they rip on me) as long as you don't play the race card, especially when it comes to hockey. I lose my shit. I've cut "friends" (a friend, but he's just a dick on the Internet to compensate for being a coward in real life) out of my life completely for continuing to go there.

[–]mymagicalbox 0 points1 point ago

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Told a friend I didn't think her tattoo idea would be smart, or a good idea. HELL ENSUED.

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

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Good news= I have no friends to grief me

Bad news = I have no friends to grief me

[–]LucienReeve 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, my friends don't whine about how other people are "too sensitive" when they say something rude or stupid. They just apologize like adults.

No, wait, that's not the stereotype we were supposed to be playing to, is it? I get so confused...

[–]Kazang 0 points1 point ago

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People like that never stay friends with me for very long.

[–]brogdowniard -4 points-3 points ago

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1. Please, no DAE posts. There is a subreddit for that.

[–]xIrish[S] 4 points5 points ago

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DAE posts are more about stirring up conversation, whereas this post was more about the image moreso than anything else. I could have titled it "Friends like these..." and gotten the same intended message off. My apologies, though, if this does cross into DAE territory, as it wasn't my intention.

[–]brogdowniard 5 points6 points ago

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Hey no problem man. I'm just a dick for the false sense of superiority. Have a lovely evening.

[–]MumBum 0 points1 point ago

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People like this should have no friends.

[–]4mp3d 0 points1 point ago

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This site...

[–]birdablaze 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Or they ask you constantly for advice from clothing choice to relationships then act hurt when you're honest.

No, bitch, it's not okay to wear green and white striped knee-highs with a Christmas tree embroidered on the knee with a black shirt, red shirt, and weird monkey socks in the middle of July.

[–]Kolya52b -1 points0 points ago

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Long story short, one of my friends is a complete IDIOT and will ALWAYS, in EVERY conversation attempt to contribute something meaningful, but either come off as an idiot or a dick who doesn't know what he's talking about. We always call him on it (as in light joking). He gets so mad it's not even funny anymore. Ex: he wanted me to look something up for him, I said my comp was off and to look it up yourself, he immediately went into PMS mode and asked me why I always have to be such a f'in ass all the f'in time, etc. etc...

[–]jethromoney -1 points0 points ago

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Does the guy on the left look like Tasteless to anyone else?

[–]tr4 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. I checked the comments just to see if someone else noticed.

[–]rosenrot83 -1 points0 points ago

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I have one friend like this. I once told her to calm down. She didn't talk to me for two days because I told her "how to feel".

[–]MrGoneshead -1 points0 points ago

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I have a ROOMMATE like this.

She has no sense of humor. I make a joke about how she has no sense of humor. She then logically refutes my claim.

facepalm

[–]Escheria 1 point2 points ago

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... That sounds more like your joke just wasn't funny.

[–]BiggyDiggs -1 points0 points ago

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I told a Jew joke, and my Jewish friend was really offended. I was like, "Yo, chill, bra....just playing". He was like, "That's not cool. How would you feel if I made fun of your huge penis?", which made me understand where he was coming from.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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my friends don't play bongos

[–]syroncoda -2 points-1 points ago*

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2 guys who went to wellington college? no i don't have any col boy friends.

dooley pride! wooo!

EDIT: haha you don't even know what i mean. ignorant fools.

[–]wankerbot -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, I do think about getting with some really hot women.

[–]Vslacha -3 points-2 points ago

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  1. Please, no DAE posts. There is a subreddit for that.

[–]sandrakarr 3 points4 points ago

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Friends? Thats my entire family. I just love getting railed at when I offer a sarcastic or joking comment to one of them, but when one of them toes the line (one family member rarely has a decent grasp of whats appropriate and whats not) and I respond that the crack isn't appropriate, I get railed at again, because apparently, I can't take a joke. It seems that I am/was the center of double standards in that house. It blows

[–]Anomonis -1 points0 points ago

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You are the one who is too sensitive.

[–]sandrakarr 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. Was waiting for this comment. I never remarked that I found the comment offensive, just inappropriate. Bit of a difference.
Was bullied most of my childhood. There's little anyone can say nowadays that will actually offend me.

[–]Anomonis 0 points1 point ago

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If someone told me my comment was inappropriate, I think it is logical to assume they were offended by it. Otherwise they are acting as some sort of Political Correctness monitor in a social setting where, by what you've said, it need not apply.

[–]sandrakarr 1 point2 points ago

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PC has nothing to do with it. The family member in question is younger mentally than the actual age implies, and when they make these jokes, the result is more of the 'sitting around in awkward silence' type instead of some kind of PC bullshit.

[–]Anomonis 0 points1 point ago

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"Way to kill the conversation bro"

[–]sandrakarr 1 point2 points ago

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more or less, yeah.

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