Because it's a sin!

rhbast2 · 1 year

Is there a side hug button?

ZeroNihilist · 1 year

ChristianMingle.com: Protecting you from thought-crime.

MarcoVincenzo · 1 year

How paranoid do they have to be to a) consider that sending a smile to a person of the same sex to "sexual", and b) so concerned about it that they assign a programmer to write code to ensure that it can't happen?

Murrabbit · 1 year

You know what smiling leads to after all!

HurricaneWeasel · 1 year

So for us reasonable poeples: in christianity smile = fucking? That would explain a lot, because running around praying to god you get a lot of smiles and laughter. Therfore Christians get fucked all day. q.e.d.

ColaEuphoria · 1 year

I'd say that they're the perverts around here if they consider smiling sexual.

ColourScientist · 1 year

This smile?

ifiwasntintherapgame · 1 year

DON'T SMILE AT OTHER DUDES, YOU FAG. JESUS SAID SO.

Sexual repression is awesome.

Minifig81 · 1 year

EHarmony got sued over something similar, you might want to look into it.

tresbizarre · 1 year

"Have you actually read this thing? Technically we can't even go to the bathroom!" -Rev. Lovejoy

porizj · 1 year

Smiles are a gateway action.

It goes from smiles directly to gay sex.

Just like that. You smile at someone of the same gender and then you suddenly wake up in a haze having just fucked your way through every gay person within a 50-mile radius.

True story, happened to a number of well-known Christian leaders.

norsurfit · 1 year

That's funny, the other option, "send a raging boner", still seems to work.

flashingcurser · 1 year

Oh crap I just smiled at another man, does that mean I'm gay?

neoform · 1 year

That'll definitely stop homosexuality from happening.

TickleMyButt · 1 year

That's actually pretty damn hilarious. Needed a good laugh. Thanks.

therant · 1 year

"You can't look at this profile because you are of the same sex."

I see...

Charleym · 1 year

That's a shame too for gay guys, you know that site has to be a hot bed for repressed homosexuality.

Testiculese · 1 year

I watched TV the other day, and on the Science channel, they had a commercial for this. WTF...

GoodReason · 1 year

What about kissing?

Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.

If it's good enough for Paul...

login_or_register_ · 1 year

Can I "woof!" instead?

HMJBurner · 1 year

Because it's an un-attributed repost!

Nagashizuri · 1 year

Fuck that, I'mma go out and find me another dude and smile the shit out of him. Then, to top it off, I'm going to go down to the seedier areas of Brussels, find me some ladies of negotiable affection, then smile at them too!

ph34rb0t · 1 year

I wonder how they feel about poking...

RevRound · 1 year

I am so not gay that I wont even be friends with other guys

twisted_sith · 1 year

Brb, going to troll Christian mingle.

atheistlibrarian · 1 year

Ha! that is funny. I hate their television commercials.

tip_off · 1 year

This made ME smile. Is that a sin?

EvOllj · 1 year

lets search for bible quotes and sayings with "smile" , shall we:

http://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=smile&qs_version=NIV

http://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=smile&qs_version=CEB

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071010030414AA442fz

Turns out the word "smile" barely appears in the Bible (and barely ever in most english tanslations, they use OLD synonyms however).

Most commonly "smile" appears in the book of Job. So ** smiling is clearly related to homicide punishment and abuse**, according to the bible.

Vrykolaka · 1 year

Nothing like delicious repost to sooth the stomach in the morning.

skramzkevin · 1 year

Welcome, Rachelle

RaucousBurrito · 1 year

Do I upvote because it's a good article or downvote because I don't like the content... (first world problems)

TrainFan · 1 year

Umm... why are you on that site?

nolman · 1 year

airslap! no touching! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70WJemBVLHQ&feature=related

Noxfag · 1 year

IT'S A SIN!

oneAngrySonOfaBitch · 1 year

Both clone threads are on the frontpage :O .

anarkyinducer · 1 year

Because your best interests come ~~first~~ ~~second~~ maybe after ours.

MrButtermancer · 1 year

I hate Christians that do this sort of thing as much as anyone else, because it gets EXTRAPOLATED TO THE REST OF US, and then I LOOK BAD.

chka · 1 year

It would have been funny if it wasn't an obvious christian site... like Facebook.

Robonia · 1 year

Whats the big deal?

Jinxy_Minx · 1 year

Jesus just face palmed V8 style.

eyehate · 1 year

This is acceptable:

O Babylon, you will be destroyed. Happy is the one who pays you back for what you have done to us.

Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

This is not:

You cannot send this smile to users of the same gender.

Makes.

Sense?

frogmeat · 1 year

Wait, a Christians-only dating site expects members to adhere to Christian doctrine?

Say it ain't so!

randombitch · 1 year

After Sunday church service and before they go home what do Christians do? They mingle and they smile and they chat. Now they have corrupted some of their favorite church activities.

Helen_A_Handbasket · 1 year

If you were allowed to smile at someone of the same sex, you'd hear the thundering sound of a thousand homophobic assholes slamming shut all at once.

After all, smiles lead to surprise buttsex. Just ask George Takei.

Legaben · 1 year

i bet u can send one to a child :D

opensourcer · 1 year

but but but I'm a priest

pcnerd37 · 1 year

Seems kind of harmless to smile at somebody of the same gender.

fupigs · 1 year

this is why god does not exist, all cops/pigs have not died of rectal cancer yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blackburnfires · 1 year

That's why you should join http://www.CarbonDate.me

misterwizard · 1 year

Fuck everything about this.

jailtime9912 · 1 year

...Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. I'm a Christian and that's ridiculous.

waffleninja · 1 year

Well that's kind of dickish.

tornadothrasher · 1 year

WOOOW seriously? I mean, it makes sense seeing what site it is but holy crap, that's fucking stupid.

jawston · 1 year

I sent that guy a smiley, guys love smileys.

AustinTreeLover · 1 year

You can't send a smile . . . but you can play footsies in the bathroom stalls.

m4nm34t · 1 year

Wow, fucking wow.

sexybrunettechick · 1 year

:0 This is a freakin joke right?!

deboma · 1 year

sakurafice · 1 year

guys, there's nothing sexual implied about this.
if you're a "devout" christian, you would feel uncomfortable recieving smiles from a person of the same gender in the context of web dating.

christianmingle.com probably factors this, and tries to appeal to its target user base.
just sayin'

silentjudas · 1 year

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PerogiXW · 1 year

What's fucked up is that these people advertise on CNN.

blushingtart · 1 year

Oh fuck off. This is so fucking stupid it makes me angry.

sempire · 1 year

Why would you send a smile to someone of the same sex anyways? it's not fagmingle.com

craybatesedu · 1 year

Dear Karma-Whoring OP, WE GOT IT COVERED ALREADY, THANKS.

LackingSensibility · 1 year

So the Christian propaganda website does not let you flaunt your cocksucking. Grow a pair of balls, you Godless faggot.


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