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[–]outofcontextcomment 304 points305 points ago*

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"This had proved more difficult gesture than he had anticipated"

[–]BenderRodrigezz 70 points71 points ago

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This comment seems pretty in context to me

[–]outofcontextcomment 82 points83 points ago

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Bite my shiny metal ass.

[–]BenderRodrigezz 45 points46 points ago

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This one too

[–]IPoopedMyPants 18 points19 points ago

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Poop my shiny metal pants.

[–]pants_with_a_fan 18 points19 points ago

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I did too, but everyone else smelled it :-(

[–]european_impostor 6 points7 points ago

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Zere is a perfect nowelty account vor every sitzuation.

[–]SarcasticSam 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, there soooooo is.

[–]hellobandit 4 points5 points ago

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no no, we're referencing Arrested Development here, the Futurama thread is ------------------> that way.

[–]Cant_explain_that 0 points1 point ago

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outofcontextcomment left a comment that was in context?

[–]SergeiKirov 1 point2 points ago

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This had proved a more difficult gesture than he had anticipated

Ahem.

[–]Claypool2112 3 points4 points ago

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"There's always money in the banana stand!"

[–]yoshikmf 0 points1 point ago

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"NO TOUCHING!"

[–]reddingAtHome 0 points1 point ago

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[–]joshak 135 points136 points ago

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Mailed it!

[–]TP740 106 points107 points ago

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Way to ruin a $6000 suit.

COME ON!

[–]MagicMurderBean 24 points25 points ago*

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You don't have to tell the guy in the $8400 suit, COME ON!!

[–]Jealous_Hitler 24 points25 points ago

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Like the guy in the $9,500 dollar suit is going to respond to this comment COME ON

[–]wallychamp 4 points5 points ago

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Like... like... like... like

Shhhh, shhh it's ok.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]wallychamp 0 points1 point ago

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It's true. I've never even seen a stutter...

[–]_Soltero 1 point2 points ago

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Shoulda shoulda should sh sh sh sh

[–]hmbeast 52 points53 points ago

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Watch out for loose seals.

[–]Torgrimm 11 points12 points ago

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I heard "Lucille", so...

[–]blcknight 53 points54 points ago

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There is no r/new. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Warlaw 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 23 points24 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/new/ I'm pretty sure he was refferring to this.

[–]Borkz 8 points9 points ago

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Nah, pretty sure it was the other thing.

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[deleted]

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 0 points1 point ago

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Makes a great comment on a new submission, submission doesn't even make it to r/new(rising)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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LOL I love how all the posts are voted down as soon as they arrive in the subreddit. LET THE VOICE OF THE GREAT RIGHT BE HEARD.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's soo... disgusting. I think I just threw up a little. So that's where they keep the pseudoscience driven anti-gay bigots on Reddit. I was wondering where they got the bottom of /r/lgbt from.

[–]chuckDontSurf 7 points8 points ago

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From a glance it looks like it's just two people. Hell, one might even be a sock puppet.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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SOCK PUPPETS CAN'T TYPE

[–]gizram84 3 points4 points ago

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PROVE IT

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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HJKUILFGBFDREDFGG

--Sockie

[–]vally78 5 points6 points ago

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it looks like typing to me. it may not make any sense,but it is none the less typing...

[–]quentinp 1 point2 points ago

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ewb n mcvabsmn rtyoioip@!@!

[–]GAFMisat0 1 point2 points ago

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You are right, it is r/repost.

[–]Dante2005 1 point2 points ago

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It would be great to have 1 location that posted all the "New" posts from your chosen reddits onto one page...actually I would probably never leave.

[–]Vorticity 22 points23 points ago

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Easy! Just put whatever subreddts you want in place of "todayilearned+askscience" in the following with each subreddit separated by a +:

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned+askscience/new/

[–]Kerrigore 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't that what happens when you go here?

[–]Dislexsick 1 point2 points ago

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As far as I know that shows posts from subreddits you aren't subscribed to as well.

[–]Kerrigore 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it doesn't. I just scanned down the list of things it showed me, and they were all from subreddits that I'm subscribed to (including some non-major ones). Nothing from any subreddits I'm unsubscribed from, despite some of those being very popular subreddits.

Plus, it just makes sense; when I go to reddit.com it gives me my subscribed subreddits sorted by "what's hot". reddit.com/new is just sorting it differently.

[–]raldi 1 point2 points ago

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That's called reddit.com. What piece of the puzzle do you feel is missing?

[–]Dante2005 0 points1 point ago*

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I feel as though I am being really dumb....and still missing something!

I am just a bit dumb it appears...I have only been here 3+ years, something about my reader has left me confused...yep that's it, it's my reader fault.

Edit I see my problem : I am at http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/new/

[–]RedHerringxx 126 points127 points ago

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Thanks for making me miss Arrested Development even more, scumbag.

[–]rivermandan 16 points17 points ago

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Watch archer. Many of the same actors with writing that is as sharp, if not sharper than AD. Jessica Walters plays the exact same person

[–]Uberche 0 points1 point ago

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seriously!? I had heard of it but never got around to watching it, now I will find it immediately and watch. Sweet.

[–]Ricktron3030 5 points6 points ago

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Oh my. I wish I could be you and watch it for the first time. Awesome show!

[–]EncasedMeats 2 points3 points ago*

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Would there be cuddling?

Edit: I am a moron (read the above as "wish I could be with you").

[–]rivermandan 0 points1 point ago

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I have friends that don't like cartoon but do like AD, and b the end of one episode they needed more :)

[–]Scary_The_Clown 0 points1 point ago

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/r/archerfx for a rabid pool of folks who love the show and can't wait for it to return. I would say Archer's quotage level exceeds that of Arrested Development.

[–]ilmmad 0 points1 point ago

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Frisky Dingo may outclass them both in that regard.

Boosh.

[–]TheAmazingWJV 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah if you're posting every quote twice.

[–]ilmmad 0 points1 point ago

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Ah sorry, posting error. I deleted the one with no comments.

[–]unorthodox-zen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god you are going to eat so many spider webs for this

[–]Physics101 30 points31 points ago

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I've never seen it. Should I?

[–]rainman_104 46 points47 points ago

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Definitely. I tried watching some episodes when it was airing and I couldn't get into it.

Watch it on Netflix. It's the funniest show ever made by far.

[–]Kenny_Loggins 7 points8 points ago

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Please watch it from the beginning!

[–]celebratedmrk 13 points14 points ago

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Not only is it among the funniest shows ever, it also has this strange power to ruin other (perfectly respectable) comedies and their simplistic, linear, one-note narratives.

I was in a AD viewing marathon a few weeks ago and after I completed it, I couldn't watch a great Seinfeld episode.

[–]Sromiex 22 points23 points ago

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Leave Seinfeld out of this. :/

[–]celebratedmrk 5 points6 points ago

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I love Seinfeld too but it was as if my brain wants something more complex, which, if you think about it, is an exceedingly rare thing on television.

(It's like going into a class to learn addition and subtraction after spending a year learning Calculus...)

[–]xatmatwork 0 points1 point ago

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I'll like it more than Seinfeld? Alright, challenge accepted.

[–]Slashur_8 0 points1 point ago

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Where should I start?

I don't have netflix.

[–]moneymark21 13 points14 points ago

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Start by getting Netflix

[–]Slashur_8 1 point2 points ago

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Not available in my country.

Cough Cough Tpb Cough Cough

[–]rainman_104 0 points1 point ago

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Torrent it... It's all over the place.

For $9 a month I don't bother with torrents that are already on Netflix which is kinda nice...

[–]Vintagejosh 1 point2 points ago

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Trailer Park Boys will always hold a special place in my heart, it will never compare to the wonderous maze of humor, light treason and incest that is Arrested Development.

[–]TheSoundsOfScience 1 point2 points ago

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[–]monsterpuppeteer 12 points13 points ago

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Yes. Firefly too.

[–]ahmadamaj 7 points8 points ago

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Community too.

[–]hellobandit 3 points4 points ago

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b/r/owncoat reporting in.

[–]rkrigney 0 points1 point ago

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This girl I dated kept talking about Firefly, so we watched it together. After a few episodes I was super bored and she was like "yeah, that wasn't as good as I remembered it being."

Just my experience with it.

[–]monsterpuppeteer 0 points1 point ago

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I watched it a couple of weeks ago. Tried to make the experience last by watching one episode per day, but gave in on the third episode and finished them by the next day. I thought it was the best funny scifi show I ever saw.

[–]Etab 5 points6 points ago

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50% of Reddit is Arrested Development re-quotes.

[–]sevenalive 0 points1 point ago

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Another 25% is composed of The Office and Community quotes. I don't see many Parks and Rec quotes and that is another hilarious show.

[–]Edgar_A_Poe 5 points6 points ago

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Perhaps the best comedy show I've ever seen! Episodes are only like 22 minutes long too, so you'll know a couple episodes in if you're in or out.

[–]Scary_The_Clown 2 points3 points ago

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You should really give it longer. What makes it so great is the way that jokes build on jokes over time, and you don't really see it until you're a dozen episodes in (especially if you're USAian and are trained to ignore previous episodes when watching new episodes)

[–]boiker 3 points4 points ago

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You're a crook, Captian Hook!

[–]Kale 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was "chuckle" funny until episode 4, which skyrocketed it to my favorite comedy show.

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

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It's OK. It's been hyped up so much by some people that it may not live up to expectations. To be honest, I've tried twice to get into it, and give up after 3-4 episodes. Just didn't hold my interest.

[–]pyrotechie83 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen the show, but to be honest, I'm surprised you haven't been downvoted already by the huge circlejerk of arrested development fans here.

[–]dodgyc 0 points1 point ago

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Arrested Development fan here. Upvoted him because I feel he is right, that over hyping a show always leaves the viewee slightly less satisfied than if they stumbled on it themselves.

[–]Uberche 1 point2 points ago

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Yes Yes Yes and Yes again, Watch the first 5 or 6 episodes to really figure it all out and give it a chance, and for the love of gob, watch them all in the right order and don't miss any, it's quite self referential.

[–]_Soltero 0 points1 point ago

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Watch it from the beginning, in order, and you'll be in love by the third episode.

[–]lumio 0 points1 point ago

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yes BUT start from ep1

[–]Terostero 9 points10 points ago

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That movie can't come fast enough.

[–]cherry_garcia 16 points17 points ago

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My girlfriend has the same problem!

[–]greenbottle11 0 points1 point ago

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Din't know about the movie.. I hope it doesn't suck.

[–]yoshikmf 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Probably_immortal 0 points1 point ago

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My god if Will Arnett joins the Office I'd be the happiest guy in the world.

[–]gk128 17 points18 points ago

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Look at banner Micheal.

[–]Evil_Lee_GK 7 points8 points ago*

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Gob is so fucking funny. I still laugh to myself everytime I hear The Final Countdown! Legendary.

EDIT: Spelling

[–]Sirsleepalot 4 points5 points ago

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"A Magician Named Gob"

The announcer pronouncing his name literally as "Gob" gets me everytime.

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 1 point2 points ago

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Buster's reactions bring that scene to a whole other level of hilarity.

[–]Evil_Lee_GK 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And in that other episode where the girl pronounces it as "Gob"

[–]Sirsleepalot 0 points1 point ago

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Theres another? Could you tell me the episode if you know it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's a running joke, everytime someone else outside the family says Gob's name, it's a variation of the possible ways to say Gob except the proper way.

[–]chon92 0 points1 point ago

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Second season, I believe second episode: "The One Where They Build A House". The "business model" announces it at a ribbon-cutting ceremony.

[–]Sirsleepalot 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks sir, but now I have to watch it all over again

Watching only one episode in the middle of season two wouldn't be fun :P

[–]chon92 0 points1 point ago

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BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

It's only like the second episode anyway isn't it?

[–]CSec064 0 points1 point ago

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I'm hearing it in my head right now... it will never be the same. My mind is tainted with Gob's hilarity.

[–]diredesire 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, he's probably my favorite character. He's so absurd.

On a somewhat related note, did you know that Buster used to be a commercial actor? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvLXOZKSve8&feature=related They make a reference to it when he's in the staircar with his hook hand :)

[–]Tbabs 0 points1 point ago

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The actor that plays Gob is also one of the main writers for the show.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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This has to be the best TV series ever canceled by Fox for no good reason...

[–]Macrona 2 points3 points ago

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No. Firefly.

[–]hellobandit 13 points14 points ago

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you can't compare Firefly and AD. that's like comparing...well, fuck i can't think of a good enough analogy. an apple that's half mechanical and and a fake model home orange.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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How bout we just agree that Fox cancels things we like?

[–]BMErdin 3 points4 points ago

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Careful, he has a wrench...

[–]boiker 0 points1 point ago

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Will the Home Builders Organization support them?

[–]User38691 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't there be a chance that it would go downhill? I personally didn't really like the last season anyway.

[–]JawsIsReal 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone have a video of this? I have no idea what its from and I wish to go deeper.

[–]Rikkety 21 points22 points ago

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Arrested Development. Watch it and understand 50% more in-jokes on Reddit. Also, it's the funniest TV show ever.

[–]hetoan2 0 points1 point ago

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what's a video? you mean you want the gif with sound?

seriously tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51aM8cWUj8

[–]Mattxbc 0 points1 point ago

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Hm, mirroring the video to avoid the copyright detector. Never thought of that.

[–]hetoan2 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hellobandit 0 points1 point ago

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that's why you never made it far in life.

[–]notcaptainkirk 2 points3 points ago

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It's probably not that great of a comment then, is it?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Funny, this is how I feel every time I submit a resume on Monster.com.

[–]donna_hayward 2 points3 points ago

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BEES???

[–]Sashieden 0 points1 point ago

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Beads!

[–]donna_hayward 0 points1 point ago

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BEADS????

[–]rocketsauce2112 0 points1 point ago

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We'll see who gets more honey.

[–]bentacos 5 points6 points ago

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Return from whence you came!

[–]tothachopper 2 points3 points ago

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Usually, I look back at it 10 minutes later and think "I've made a huge mistake"

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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There is always money in the banana stand.

[–]cain3482 10 points11 points ago

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DAMMIT MICHEAL THERE WAS $250,000 LINING THE WALLS OF THE BANANA STAND!!!

[–]srocco3 4 points5 points ago

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I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

[–]Sirsleepalot 3 points4 points ago

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[–]nascentt 1 point2 points ago

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That gif really needs sound.

[–]OMGBeez 3 points4 points ago

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This is how I feel every time I put in for a job...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's how I feel when I post something. I also hear crickets.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Don't worry, I acknowledge your existence.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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and I acknowledge yours. Have an upboat on me.

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

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Let's all hug.

[–]PulpDood 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, as if... as if you're gonna downvote the guy in the $6300 suit. COME ON!!!!

[–]eldenv 0 points1 point ago

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[–]waywardnotion 1 point2 points ago

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What episode is this from? I don't actually recall seeing it despite having binged on all three seasons in the past week.

[–]Dave_Hulud 0 points1 point ago

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The one about "there's always money in the banana stand."

[–]mtnkodiak 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah.. isn't the envelope that Gob is "mailing" the insurance payment/form for the banana stand?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How I feel when leaving a good comment anywhere.

[–]mm_cake 1 point2 points ago

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Haha I just started watching Arrested Development last night, and this was one of the episodes. I didn't go to sleep.

[–]Aedan91 1 point2 points ago

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I've made a huge mistake.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Has anyone else noticed that netflix has some of the AD episode out of order? The episode 4-6 seem to be scrambled.

[–]StreeTelevision 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I see references to Arrested Development I always hear Ron Howard's voice in my head.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Dave_Hulud 5 points6 points ago

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And that's how you narrate

[–]RevWaldo 4 points5 points ago

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Sit on it, Potsie.

[–]grammaticdrownedhog 2 points3 points ago

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"He also suspected he couldn't return a completely frozen dove to a pet store and get the full refund he felt he was entitled to"

[–]liv4theswarm 0 points1 point ago

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"You didn't eat that dove, did you? I only have 6 days to return it."

[–]Dikke 3 points4 points ago

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I'm crying from laughing, this is from Arrested Development? Wow I gotta see that stuff

[–]reacher 1 point2 points ago

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Not as easy as throwing a dead pigeon back to the sea from whence it came

[–]Branch_McDaniel 1 point2 points ago

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Gob had not mailed the letter, but rather, as an act of defiance, dramatically threw the letter into the ocean.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like that when I post a topic on this site.

[–]BloodSellz 0 points1 point ago

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This comment brought to you by upvotes.

[–]emorycooley2421 0 points1 point ago

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he also has 3 steps to guarantee doubling revenue. but he cant tell you them.

[–]Madvillains 0 points1 point ago

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I just circle my computer with my Segway and say "Michael" with different voice inflections....

[–]CINAPTNOD 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody find a GIF of Gob dropping the rabbit in the water, and post it with the words "How I feel every time I leave a great comment on a front page post." You will be rewarded handsomely with Internet Karma. Double if it has audio.

I'd do it, but I'm at work.

[–]bobbyhead 0 points1 point ago

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For a minute, I thought you actually meant the subreddit /r/new, instead of just /new

[–]machinadrive02 0 points1 point ago

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Kawabunga!

[–]RationalSocialist 0 points1 point ago

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At first I read that as r/NSFW

[–]tygg3n 0 points1 point ago

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Once scored me 1500 points, so sometime it works!

[–]CbaThinkingOfaName 0 points1 point ago

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You don't want to know how I feel when I conjure a really 'amusing' joke and it shits itself and gets no upvotes. INTERNET PLEASE BE MY FRIEND

[–]DeaconBlues 0 points1 point ago

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Step right up folks! Turn in those old A.D. quotes here for some shiny new comment karma!

[–]Etab 0 points1 point ago

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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT UPVOTE UPVOTE UPVOTE

[–]SEO_Friendly_Title 0 points1 point ago

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Animated GIF of Gob Bluth attempting to throw a letter into the sea.

[–]flaretemplar 0 points1 point ago

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Arrested Development is the series that keeps on giving

[–]davidknowsbest 0 points1 point ago

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Coincidentally, that's also how I feel when I try to throw a letter into the wind.

[–]CSec064 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gothbot6k 0 points1 point ago

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Selfish Michael….My own brother….

[–]xF430x 0 points1 point ago

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BHAHAHAHAHHA I had to log in to upvote this! Currently watching all 3 seasons of arrested development and watched this episode last night!

[–]Siggy778 0 points1 point ago

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I get sick of gifs that are always like "this is my reaction when..." but this is amazing.

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

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iof anything, r/new ISNT like this. its the one place your comment might be seen and actually upvoted to glory. but i get the idea

[–]siamesefightingfish 0 points1 point ago

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"Back into the sea for which you came"!

[–]toaster13 0 points1 point ago

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The key is to find the reposts and comment there.

[–]vornan19 0 points1 point ago

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Good luck posting to r/new. You'd have better luck with /new.

[–]f3rn4ndrum5 0 points1 point ago

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this was awesome, tnx

[–]the_lost_soul 0 points1 point ago

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The wave is definitely ProbablyHittingOnYou smashing my comment in the buttocks :(

[–]cp44 0 points1 point ago

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So happy I started watching Arrested Development yesterday and was able to recognize and laugh at this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then I get down voted and cry all over my 5000$ suit.

[–]bastion72 0 points1 point ago

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They just showed that episode tonight.

[–]TuNeCedeMalis 0 points1 point ago

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Noticed an increase in the number of Arrested Development gifs and references around here lately...and I like it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, I know how you feel.

Unfortunately this is not one of those times for me.

[–]projectile2me 0 points1 point ago

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baby you're gonna be great...

[–]itsMalarky 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a seal when i was out surfing the other day and instantly became terrified.

Visions of claw hands swam in my head and I could hear pirate jokes, oh the pirate jokes. How they flooded my thoughts!

Then i realized Arrested Development is wholly to blame for my irrational fear of seals.

[–]EncasedMeats 1 point2 points ago

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It's only the loose seals you have to worry about.

[–]MooseCannon 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like i'm planting a seed that will grow into a tree that sprouts upvote fruits