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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Surely that'd be a better midnight snack?

[–]cr101 3 points4 points ago

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Dammit, I was planning on saying that. You probably saw my post in the future, and were like, damn, that's a good post, I'm going to go backwards in time and post that before him so I can ninja all his karma. You and your damn Delorean.

[–]Oldschoolhollywood -1 points0 points ago

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If that happened, Reddit would break.

[–]jack_alexander 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/imwv0/so_i_told_my_friend_who_owns_a_ceramics_studio/

That was top of the page. How could 2 bacon narwhals be on the same page? It must be the end of the world!

[–]CouldaBeen_TheBest 2 points3 points ago

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Is that pepperjack? If so, you are a fine connoisseur of cheeses.

[–]TidusShoot2Kill 1 point2 points ago

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you know what else seems to be at midnight? reposts

[–]DrowningPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

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Marry me?

[–]LAHAROFDEATH 0 points1 point ago

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Pick it up and make it swim through the air. Chase your girlfriend with it. Whatever. Then when done, enjoy a delicious Bacon Chicken Narwhal meal.

1 - Large (flat) chicken breast

5 to 6 - Pieces of DELICIOUS bacon

1 to 3 - Large slices of cut mushroom

1 - Scoop of sour cream

1 - Clove of garlic

2 - Slices of pepperoni lunch meet

1 - Block of pepper jack cheese

- Mrs. Dash, Paprika, Various seasonings

[–]tehlonelydj 0 points1 point ago

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Commenting so that I may remember this recipe.

[–]GrandBaconater 0 points1 point ago

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You should have had a clock nearby.

[–]junaid94 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Thetschopp 0 points1 point ago

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Must be midnight

[–]pompousplatypus 0 points1 point ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost

[–]jormugandr 0 points1 point ago

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I have literally seen this reposted 3 times now.

[–]Neosilver 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot the Nutella.

[–]Vanto 0 points1 point ago

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What time is it where you are?

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[–]Vanto 0 points1 point ago

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was expecting "midnight" but ya that too

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[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point ago

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It's never just the tip!

[–]smackson 0 points1 point ago

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especially not if it's the "tip" of a pineapple!

[–]justn6 -1 points0 points ago

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Front page. Now.