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[–]TSchroeder26 5 points6 points ago

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That staff member should have just brought some ice water. Why ruin the chair?

[–]spartan421 2 points3 points ago

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the chair has lost its innocence.

[–]gteh420[S] 2 points3 points ago

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"Get up stand up"

[–]dhcernese 5 points6 points ago

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I'm sorry, they can't actually shrink or expand. The testicles themselves are a fixed size.

[–]lovetape 1 point2 points ago

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I've never gotten the trapped in a wooded chair after swimming naked off the coast of Croatia; however, I can verify that, as an avid swimmer, the testicles do shrink/expand in cool/warm environments.

[–]DrWallyHayes 8 points9 points ago

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No, they don't. The skin around them shrinks and expands to keep them at a constant temperature, but the testes themselves remain the same size.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

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Trust the doctor - they just retract into the cavity a bit.

[–]DrWallyHayes 0 points1 point ago

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A) I'm not a doctor.

B) No they don't, they just hang closer to the body.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

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A) Yes you are. - B) Why do mine keep disappearing? :0

[–]dhcernese 0 points1 point ago

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No they don't. Your scrotum does. The testicles cannot, but they can retract. Only severe hormonal things such as steroids cause them to actually shrink. That's all I'm sayin'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if the chair lifted off the ground on his first attempt to stand up.

[–]cheerioz 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely not what I was expecting, this made my day.

[–]J_O_N 1 point2 points ago

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A MAN

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points ago

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for some reason, that was like 50% of the funniness right there!

[–]unknown_name 0 points1 point ago

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I needed a good laugh for the day.

[–]geenii 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch, that had to hurt!

[–]MrsOotle 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here.

[–]itsamario 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a blow job to empty/shrink them up? Or maybe some ice? nahhhh lets stick to plan A ma'am.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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Gives new meaning to the term "skinnies dipping"

[–]KingGorilla 0 points1 point ago

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Or get the freeze ray!