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[–]ravemaster7 14 points15 points ago

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I can't wait til they come out with the new squid+ with cupholders model. Til then, I guess I'll just leave my drink on the ground.

[–]Rithoy 4 points5 points ago

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I see what you squid there.

[–]bigredgecko[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Hes squidding, dont worry

[–]brunswick 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to try and make a nerdy marine bio pun, but it's kind of hard to find a play on words with decapodiformes.

[–]irontuskk 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking loves Yahtzee. Do you have de cup o' die for mes?

[–]Themiffins 3 points4 points ago

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Driving a squid is so much better for the the environment, ya know. I'm trying to be a part of the solution and not the problem.

[–]BrotzYUNOmakeFG 3 points4 points ago

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No, it's Octopus Parking only.

[–]dopeness4dinner 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like someone chose the wrong animal companion.

[–]Woovie 2 points3 points ago

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Story ?

[–]Xanthan81 17 points18 points ago*

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Well, a long time ago in a far away land, there was a little boy named, "Nune." Nune always wanted to climb the mountain outside his home, but his mother wouldn't let him. "Come on, mom! I'll be careful!" he would beg, but his mother wouldn't budge on her decision.

One day, his mother went into town, which was about 4 hours away, so Nune decided he would climb the mountain and get back down before his mother ever got home. About 2 hours into his climb, it started to rain. Nune quickly got under an overhang for cover. As time went on, the rain got harder and harder, making the cliff side too slippery to climb back down. At this rate, his mother was probably going to get home before he could, so he had to figure something out.

About five hours later, the rain hadn't let up and Nune figured he had to chance it. He started back down the mountain, going as slow as possible. Unfortunately, the rain was turning most of the rock face into mud and Nune lost his grip. Nune landed on a small cliff, breaking his leg.

"What am I going to do?" he asked himself. "Mom will be home in three hours, I have a broken leg, no cover from the rain, and this cliff is going to give out on me!" Suddenly, a magical fairy appeared in front of Nune.

"My poor dear Nune, why didn't you listen to your mother?" she asked. "I don't know! Can you help me off of this mountain?" The fairy thought about it for a moment. "I can, but you might not like how."

"I don't care! I gotta get down from here!" he pleaded. So, the fairy turned him into a squid and placed him in a parking lot at the mall.

The End.

[–]PraiseBuddha 2 points3 points ago

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Your literal take there coupled with the effort to post a short story made you my favorite redditor yet.

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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Praise Buddha, I've got my first fan! I'm so happy!

[–]Woovie 1 point2 points ago

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cool story bro

[–]Artesticles 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, this isn't where I parked my squid..

[–]addedpulp 2 points3 points ago

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...Seriously, I demand an explanation.

[–]auxiliary-character 1 point2 points ago

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Minecraft, IRL.

[–]sheldonjp 2 points3 points ago

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Guys, that's a blooper.

[–]capt_slim 2 points3 points ago

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Gave that squid a fanta, squids love fantas.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YEAH GIANT SQUID!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you park like this, I hate you.

[–]Cyrilshark 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting another Minecraft flying squid.

[–]ashep24 2 points3 points ago

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Up-vote for content and not making this a "If you park like this..." post.

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

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The first time this was posted it was with a title like that. How does that make you feel?

[–]ashep24 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda bad. ) : First time I saw this. Man we need a "flag as repost" link and the option to "hide reposts" beyond a certain threshold.

[–]dematto 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't have it any other way!

[–]SenioritaRetrato 1 point2 points ago

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detroit?

[–]mickeythesquid 1 point2 points ago

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Just a big red wings fan...

[–]SenioritaRetrato 0 points1 point ago

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Go Pens.

[–]BootyPirate 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had squid parking privileges.

[–]derKapitalist 1 point2 points ago

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Next time I'm having a bad day, I'll be sure to remind myself how much better my life has been than that squid's.

[–]Beararms 1 point2 points ago

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next time I'm having a day, I'll be sure to remind myself of how much worse it would be if I had to clean a squid off the parking lot.

[–]fillupabin 0 points1 point ago

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It's the sick squid I owe you.

[–]Cyrilshark 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting another Minecraft flying squid.

[–]Now_In_Technicolor 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it. I was really hoping this was posted in the minecraft subreddit. Then I could make a comment about how notch needs to fix the squids spawning in any place with water. I'm going to go pout now.

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

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$5 surcharge for squid

[–]tjb0607 0 points1 point ago

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it's cool to /r/minecraft. The floor is wet.

[–]MDFreaK76 0 points1 point ago

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With obligatory bottle of piss?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm ITO EN Green Tea.

[–]pajamakitten 0 points1 point ago

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Walmart by any chance?

[–]digitalchris 0 points1 point ago

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I think he needs more lotion.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 0 points1 point ago

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That squid is drunk.

[–]AdrenalineAddict -2 points-1 points ago

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I haven't been on reddit for more than a couple of months yet I've seen this reposted at least 5 times.

[–]kukamunga 1 point2 points ago

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does it always have the same title? that's the main thing that made me laugh.

also, I've been on reddit for 8 months and haven't seen this :I

[–]thats-a-downvotin -3 points-2 points ago

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Obvious repost?

[–]PsychopompShade -1 points0 points ago

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We Do Not Tow.

[–]tiredhippo -1 points0 points ago

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Silly squid, planking is for redditors.

[–]howfarhung -2 points-1 points ago

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I just said that to my wife. It worked out ok.