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[–]drizwaldo83 8 points9 points ago

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I love how they still got a 61% after all that.

[–]ZiggyStardust34 4 points5 points ago

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Hey a D minus is still a D

[–]ImHeisenberg 4 points5 points ago

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Page is to big

I would have gotten an instant 100% after I reported the grader for being unqualified.

[–]sasadongo 4 points5 points ago

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yeah but how in the hell would that have ever even gotten a d? I agree that no teacher graded this. It looks like a retard graded it. Also, a direct threat would get you kicked the fuck out of any school

[–]ladiesngentlemenplz 5 points6 points ago

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What does it take to fail this assignment?

[–]MarkMagowan 2 points3 points ago

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Not gonna lie, a girl in my community college class called Odysseus "OG Big Daddy" while doing a class report on The Odyssey.

[–]kingkaikim 4 points5 points ago

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You can tell by the horrible cursive it's not an actual teacher that graded this.

[–]Cargussy 1 point2 points ago

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Probably a doctor.

[–]SuminderJi 1 point2 points ago

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I made a website about 8 yrs ago and put this up as a place holder for anyone that I asked to test it.

Still funny.

[–]eatmyshit 0 points1 point ago

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I love that.

[–]ErinIzAwesome 0 points1 point ago

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This still cracks me up. Wish I had the balls to submit a paper like that in school.

[–]okkgrizz 0 points1 point ago

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Ds get degrees

[–]gt-onizuka 0 points1 point ago

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"...decided to kill their baby. They fingered his butt hole and sent him on his way."

Laughter. Was produced.

[–]TheDamnAngel 0 points1 point ago

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What does it take to get an "F" in that class?

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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This ain't no Oxy-Clean commercial.
Also, he 3-hole punched both sides of the page, because that's how he rolls.

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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This ain't no Oxy-Clean commercial.
Also, he 3-hole punched both sides of the page, because that's how he rolls.

[–]zimis6 0 points1 point ago

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whether or not it was actually graded... its brilliant. in my personal opinion, (which matters only so that i can make this comment,) to answer any question in the "form of an essay," especially when you don't actually give a fuck, is hilarious. but to go the extra mile?!?? copy and paste images, etc. ?!?? (thats all i had, really, the photos.) i'd like to see more of these types of things... people not giving a fuck, in the form of an essay.

[–]sidekicksuicide 0 points1 point ago

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Why waste so much time writing and fake-grading a "paper" just for a modicum of internet attention?

[–]Eludicate -1 points0 points ago

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This guy is a hero.

[–]electric23sand -1 points0 points ago

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i don't believe this. the "professor" wrote "page is to big"- that is misspelling. it should be "too." i don't believe this.

[–]kuklavudu -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure if funny or retarded

[–]dasRacist -2 points-1 points ago

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Troll teacher publishes students work to carve them up Internet style. We get it, some students just font care, maybe teacher of the year over here should inspire or educate their students better next time