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[–]lurking_illustrator 34 points35 points ago

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A Minecraft player! Someone needs to tell her you need to craft shears now.

[–]thatasian 6 points7 points ago

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You can still punch sheep to get 1 block when they die

[–]manbrasucks 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I think it is a reference to this game.

[–]cojafoji[S] 0 points1 point ago

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nope

[–]tararizor 53 points54 points ago

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no, fuck ewe!

[–]okcorgi 4 points5 points ago

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that was a sheep shot, dude.

[–]Tad2much 4 points5 points ago

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no, flock you!

[–]PatrickMustard 13 points14 points ago

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That's Baaad

[–]tararizor 4 points5 points ago

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i lamb what i lamb

[–]IDriveAcivic 13 points14 points ago*

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I'd make more puns if I weren't so sheepish.

[–]scientastic 7 points8 points ago

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Mutton the world did the sheep do to her?

[–]w2tpmf 6 points7 points ago

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OK guys, I've herd enough.

[–]themeatt 4 points5 points ago

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That is a lot of SHEEP........ Guys, I don't think I get this game.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Just follow the group, you'll do fine.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Nice shave... shear... whatever.

[–]zetversus -4 points-3 points ago

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Follow the group like the sheep you are.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to reddit, where explaining subtlety is against the rules!

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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It was part of the pun thread :(

[–]SouthernThread 1 point2 points ago

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i did nazi that coming

[–]shigal777 2 points3 points ago

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There's always one black sheep...

[–]byttle 0 points1 point ago

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Bah ram ewe to your herd be true!

[–]Layze 12 points13 points ago

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I was fapping to this when I noticed the girl in the picture

[–]grandoiseau 32 points33 points ago

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the sheep on the left knows what's up

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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The sheep at the back on the right is about to stage dive that shit.

[–]redever 6 points7 points ago

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sheep gusta

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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This is a popular Welsh sport.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 28 points29 points ago

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Nope, in Wales fist goes in the other end.

[–]thecranebride 9 points10 points ago

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Man, the Wales v. New Zealand final of the Sheep Fucker World Classic was something else. I don't even think those fellas do it for the money. They're just in it for the love of the game.

[–]Klinky1984 -3 points-2 points ago

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For the love of sheep...

[–]goaltender 15 points16 points ago

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That picture didn't really match what I feared I'd see.

[–]hrbeck 8 points9 points ago

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EDIT: What I had wanted to see.

[–]plankingwithwords 7 points8 points ago

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directed by zach snyder

[–]iheartepic 3 points4 points ago

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written by Frank Miller

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]YottaDren 0 points1 point ago

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DAM this movie is awesome

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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Weresheep? This gonna be good.

[–]cojafoji[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I loved that movie! So twisted.

[–]Forensicunit 0 points1 point ago

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Wow.

[–]Wagglyfawn 0 points1 point ago

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Special effects by the same people who did LOTR and Avatar...

[–]desastris 5 points6 points ago

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Can anyone tell me what I'm looking at?

[–]tcpip4lyfe 10 points11 points ago

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A woman punching a sheep.

[–]polar_fawkes 2 points3 points ago

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Case closed.

[–]musictower456 4 points5 points ago

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STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! NOW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 3 points4 points ago

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Is this from the upcoming remake of Conan the Barbarian?

[–]ironw00d 2 points3 points ago

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Violates Rule #4 of fightclub.

[–]mcbiskits 1 point2 points ago

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What's up with the sheep in the upper right corner.

[–]Anearion 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be all up for a Kick-Ass sequel, but I did not see this plot twist coming.

[–]i_shirt_u_not 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck repost!

[–]Enfini 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it said "Shleep" so i clicked expecting some Sean Connery.

[–]alpharaptor1 1 point2 points ago

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Streets of Rage flashback... with sheep.

[–]matheusgr 1 point2 points ago

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Did you mean? battleship

[–]Farisr9k 1 point2 points ago

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New Zealand girls get jealous

[–]paulw252 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason it would be so satisfying to punch a sheep in it's stupid head.

[–]1878NH 1 point2 points ago

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Four legs good, two legs bad. Four legs good, two legs bad. Four legs good, two legs bad. Four legs good, two legs better.

[–]RedPanther1 1 point2 points ago

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FINISH HIM!

[–]Unsolved_Mysteries 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i have the weirdest boner right now

[–]manbrasucks 1 point2 points ago

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No one made a tekken connection, but me!?!

[–]sg88 1 point2 points ago

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i guess she never wants to go to sleep

[–]themoribond 0 points1 point ago

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hahhahahahahaha that was so awful, I don't know why I laughed so hard. Anyway, thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hot girl + herd of sheep = my perfect day

[–]ArborBoarder 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting a Welshman joke.

[–]mrcwise 0 points1 point ago

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I am from New Zealand and in Whales they would take that literally.

[–]thecranebride 5 points6 points ago

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If you manage to get a sheep inside of a whale and still feel up to fucking it, well, I'm not going to judge you.

[–]DJ_BuddySystem 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you guys rode whales from the top, not the inside...

[–]omg_cornfields 0 points1 point ago

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Teaser image from the rumored Minecraft sequel

[–]Wr3nch 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't from that sheep horror movie "Black Sheep" is it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If the Welsh can do it why can't you ?

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS ART

[–]Tom_And_Jerry 0 points1 point ago

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The other sheep seem to be satisfied with the clobbering.

[–]wtfxstfu 0 points1 point ago

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Artists are weird.

[–]xandat 0 points1 point ago

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that one is staring right into my soul!

[–]SheepWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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No, No I'm a walrus see? Not a sheep!

[–]Jhonnystonehenge 0 points1 point ago

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Probably had it comming.

[–]Fylgja 0 points1 point ago

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This made me want to play Dofus again. fucking Gobballs.

[–]namer98 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me think of Oblivion

[–]elliottsaysjump 0 points1 point ago

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Im welsh. I took this title a completely different way.

[–]HeavensNight 0 points1 point ago

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makes me think of the fallout killcam , unarmed kill

[–]Gentlemanpirate 0 points1 point ago

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Uhh, this isnt what I thought it was going to be .ಠ_ಠ

(Slowly pulls pants back up ..)

[–]akrasner 0 points1 point ago

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meanwhile in Wales

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]cojafoji[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Sullivan Higdon & Sink. Apparently an ad for an ad agency.

[–]frid 0 points1 point ago

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The sheep had it comin'.

[–]Fists_of_Fury 0 points1 point ago

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The sheep at the back is flying.

[–]awaldron4 0 points1 point ago

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might be the most fantastic photo ive ever seen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck sheep!

Acquire currency...

[–]supersonic00712 0 points1 point ago

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I hear that's a problem in scotland.

[–]colleentheboyd 0 points1 point ago

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all I could think of was "I want her gloves" ... I can be such a girl sometimes

[–]eokeer 0 points1 point ago

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SUPAH PUNCH

[–]Childs_Play 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the far left is looking for some ass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least they aren't the chickens from Zelda.

[–]cp3woo 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as a verb. Dang.

[–]stom 0 points1 point ago

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It's wrong. If she's just punched it, her hand would be past the sheep, ie past the drool coming out of it's mouth. It looks like she punched it, then drew her hand away so quickly that the vacuum it created pulled the drool into it.

But... meh, I catch myself complaining about things that don't matter once again.

[–]letsfork 0 points1 point ago

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....but why?

[–]BfmVfan1 0 points1 point ago

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shes Baaaaaad

[–]limeyfather 0 points1 point ago

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Set photo of Black Sheep 2: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

[–]Winry907 0 points1 point ago

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Looove the hat and gloves :)

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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One of them sheep wants to get up her skirt, just look at the look on the face of the one behind her. Just look!

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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Or it's mad that her skirt is made out of sheep hair.

[–]Czar_Castic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]philosophywelch 0 points1 point ago

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To much Minecraft...?

[–]zbowling 0 points1 point ago

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in version 1.7, you now use sheers against sheep instead of punching them to drop wool blocks.

[–]SheSins 0 points1 point ago

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Poor graphic editing. Why is the saliva moving that way?

[–]aka_Citizen_Snips 0 points1 point ago

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I shall make no joke about the title concerning any ethnicity in the United Kingdom.

[–]CowFu 0 points1 point ago

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barely related; "The Joke's on ewe"

There was a sheep that led the flock and the bell on it's neck went
CLANGLE LANGLE LANGLE
and the whole darn flock, rams, lambs, and ewe would follow it's
CLANGLE LANGLE LANGLE
One day the sheep fell in a gulch with a
CLANGLE LANGLE LANGLE CLANGLE LANGLE
and only the lost and wayward sheep survived.

//not my poem, read it in a book I got for a quarter in college

[–]G1az3d 0 points1 point ago

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Ever have one of those days where you were so angry you needed to punch a fuckin sheep in the face.

[–]ninjagrover 0 points1 point ago

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Icebreaker ad? They have some weird imagery...

[–]Vayren 0 points1 point ago

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I am Welsh, and I can confirm this is what everyday life is like here.

[–]percivus 1 point2 points ago

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that sure is one bahhd-ass punch

[–]o_to_the_zone -1 points0 points ago

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Ewe better watch who you're talking about

[–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

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Is there any context that can make sense of this picture? I think not.

[–]Oswald_McFeff 0 points1 point ago

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That sheep stole her man.

[–]Krushed_RED_pepperR 0 points1 point ago

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Whats the difference between McJagger and a Scotsman?

[–]prestidigital 2 points3 points ago

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McJagger? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Krushed_RED_pepperR 3 points4 points ago

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McJagger says "Hay you get off of my cloud" the Scotsman says "Hay McLeod, get off me ewe!"

[–]NewIncognitoWindow 1 point2 points ago

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

A zipper would scare the sheep.

[–]jarocho 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this turning me on?

[–]darkseamus -3 points-2 points ago

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this is a metaphor for healthcare in the us

[–]Pudricks -5 points-4 points ago

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We need a Fuck Sheep! NSFW

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Er.. hipsters are sheep too.

[–]StandardGatsby -1 points0 points ago

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The Norwegian version of Fight Club wasn't as interesting.

[–]GIMME_DOWNVOTES -3 points-2 points ago

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no thanks

[–]Great_White_Buffalo -2 points-1 points ago

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Those sheep look like they need to be pushed through a fence....