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[–]tomasgdvl 83 points84 points ago

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Here's a video

[–]read_it_oar 21 points22 points ago

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thank you. In the GIF all I saw what what looked like a freaky looking fat boy with an incredibly horrible mask.

[–]jrclone 6 points7 points ago

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Exactly. Without this video, I would have had some terrifying dreams tonight.

[–]grayfox663 1 point2 points ago

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I said what what

[–]Aquagoat 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was an overweight Rocky Dennis.

[–]1ozbaggie 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly what I thought, too.

[–]RobinBennett 24 points25 points ago

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I was relieved to see that the video shows the ceiling fan wasn't running,

[–]mickeyc 43 points44 points ago

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I think the word you're looking for is "disappointed"

[–]StigNasti 14 points15 points ago

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Secretly disappointed, publicly relieved.

[–]TheMadMule 9 points10 points ago

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Like when you wet yourself in public!

[–]DirtyMcNasty 0 points1 point ago

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That is relieving yourself in public, but where is the secret disappointment?

[–]Uncle_Sammy 26 points27 points ago

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Everything went better than expected.

[–]munificent 6 points7 points ago

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I love how everyone starts laughing even before they check to make sure the kid is OK.

[–]Imperdimper 5 points6 points ago

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You've never had kids, have you? Those things are pretty damn indestructible. Well, in all honesty I've never had kids either, but when I do I'm going to be pushing them down sets of stairs laughing as they tumble down.

[–]SergeiKirov 3 points4 points ago

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At least that's what they'll say at school if they know what's good for them.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a two-way mirror under the stairs?!

[–]OfficerMudkip 10 points11 points ago

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You mean like a piece of glass?

[–]adfu 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a perfectly normal mirror

[–]SolemnFir 2 points3 points ago

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I found this video in a related link. A few kids slide a mattress down a staircase and break a window. Right at the end though, one of them quips: "That was inevitable, though." Priceless.

[–]tip_ty 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I was friends with that family.

[–]kazegami 1 point2 points ago

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Aww man, I thought he was asleep in the gif and it was mildly funnier.

[–]SgtBanana 1 point2 points ago

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I love how the fat guy starts laughing immediately after the accident. Didn't even stop to ask if the kid was okay; he was too busy laughing his ass off.

[–]spacecadet06 0 points1 point ago

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That guy sounded (and looked a bit like) Epic Beard Man.

[–]kleinbl00 136 points137 points ago

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PROTIP:

the more your friends want to video it, the less you should want to do it.

[–]gabbarS 8 points9 points ago

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PROTIP by newton: the heavier the friends are, the worse the idea.

[–]aterlumen 9 points10 points ago

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I thought that was pretty common knowledge. I can't count the number of times where I've said "I'll only do this if you get it on video". I'm not gonna do some stupid shit that could get me injured if there's no potential internet payback on it.

[–]Devotia 1 point2 points ago

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Hey Kleinbl00-you should really play this Amnesia game. Let me just turn off all the lights so we don't get glare.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 1 point2 points ago

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Oh shit a bag of Milky Ways!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]triad203 7 points8 points ago

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Protip:those people are not your friends.

[–]impulsivedryer 14 points15 points ago

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*are not your exciting friends

[–]iamyourdad 2 points3 points ago

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more like relatives

[–]Tighten_Up 12 points13 points ago

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I would be honored to have Jerry Garcia launch me into a ceiling fan.

[–]MrSneaki 8 points9 points ago

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is anyone else slightly terrified by the larger man's beard?

[–]NullPoint84 5 points6 points ago

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I thought it was a mutated chin

[–]shamalamabigdong 18 points19 points ago

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What's with that dude's face.

[–]Tokeli 4 points5 points ago

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It's an old santa beard, not a creepy chin.

[–]Deus_Ex_Mac 1 point2 points ago

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[–]big_dirt 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously! Someone please answer this man. That face is freaking me out.

[–]greenelephant92 4 points5 points ago

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is that a sex device the kid lands on? I remember some love chair thing from a few years ago and that thing he lands on looks a lot like one.

[–]phlogistontheory 1 point2 points ago

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You're right, it did look like A Liberator.

[–]greenelephant92 0 points1 point ago

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YES!

[–]candidkiss 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that's what I came here to ask. I could have sworn I just read about that recently too.

[–]greenelephant92 0 points1 point ago

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Funny but true...of course being the internet and all, believe me or not, I actually interviewed with those people to buy some of my art work. Never bought it. They used to advertise in playboy.

[–]CitizenCopacetic 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's a convertible chair/bed thing like this (although that's less funny, so we can pretend that's not the case).

[–]lastoftheBROhicans 4 points5 points ago

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to quote WWF's JR...MY DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED

[–]ZombieSociety -1 points0 points ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and be "that guy" and tell you it hasn't been called WWF for nine years.

[–]GoldenBoar 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I heard they changed their name to "World Wildlife Enterprise".

[–]PersonEveryman 4 points5 points ago

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In hindsight, that probably wasn't the brightest idea

FTFY

[–]adrishya 5 points6 points ago

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I guess there's 3 generation jackasses right there..

[–]payper 17 points18 points ago

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[–]blank8681 2 points3 points ago

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that was awesome

[–]BucketBot420 2 points3 points ago

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jerry garcia.....?

[–]szorg 1 point2 points ago

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... Why, exactly? It seems to have worked out pretty well -- I didn't see anything break, the kid who got launched was pretty stoked, so why wasn't this the best idea? I'd do it.

[–]thefreehunter -1 points0 points ago

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You didn't see the kid slam his face into the ceiling lamp?

[–]aurorian 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Eric Stoltz from Mask?

[–]Heartless000 1 point2 points ago

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Is that the guy from Mask?

[–]Dazedinreality87 1 point2 points ago

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Captain Hindsight! That bed should have been somewhere else where they wasn't a ceiling fan!

[–]2003gts 1 point2 points ago

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If the kid wasn't stupid from the inbreeding, he will be after they bash his head into the ceiling a few times. You know after that result, they just had to do it again.

[–]PhedreRachelle 1 point2 points ago

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I love how kids always look at people quickly like they did something wrong after things like this

[–]ILikeBigBiblesAndIC- 1 point2 points ago

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10/10 would jump again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yay conservation of linear momentum!

[–]Squid_Tamer 1 point2 points ago

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Physics is wonderful.

[–]Fyrus 1 point2 points ago

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IS the fat guy wearing a jig saw mask?

[–]binarypower 1 point2 points ago

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See, who says having 2 dads wouldnt be fun? :)

[–]AWarmCote 1 point2 points ago

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In hindsight, this was the best idea ever.

[–]TheRealPariah 1 point2 points ago

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That's what your parents said after you were born.

[–]scipioaffricanus 1 point2 points ago

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Conservation of momentum, bitches.

[–]payper 3 points4 points ago

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[–]iamablackbeltman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised it didn't pop.

[–]david1016 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant.

[–]McPudding 0 points1 point ago

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seen this before but it still makes me chuckle.

[–]propitious 0 points1 point ago

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the guy on the right looks like avid marrion

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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One idiot ah ah ah two idiots ah ah ah THREE idiots ah ah ah

[–]cornesky 0 points1 point ago

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It gets funnier each time you watch it!

[–]backwudsmodified 0 points1 point ago

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Bright ideas!

[–]6peg 0 points1 point ago

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Look! It's a plane? ...

[–]armakaryk 0 points1 point ago

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He's a kid they bounce, he'll be fine.

[–]swarsgeek 0 points1 point ago

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captain hindsight approves this

[–]pantheist 0 points1 point ago

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It must have worked out okay because they keep doing it again and again. .

[–]aaybma 0 points1 point ago

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Hindsight's a bitch

[–]Ghenges 0 points1 point ago

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Did he die?

[–]Infant-Blender 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, should have used hindsight.

[–]eckliptic 0 points1 point ago

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He's no longer a fan of that trick

[–]galo404 0 points1 point ago

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it was all fun and games, until shit hit the fan.

[–]Go4th88 0 points1 point ago

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Babe what's happened to Timmy's face? I don't know.....

[–]AidanChristy 0 points1 point ago

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What is Colonel Sanders doing jumping on a large airbed?

[–]thehotmageaeris 0 points1 point ago

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The one guy on the right looks like a fat Liono from Thundercats.

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 0 points1 point ago

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Icarus almost got to the sun, this guy didn't make it past the ceiling fan.

[–]backyardlion 0 points1 point ago

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It might not have been the best idea ever, but it was a damn good one!

[–]ipu42 0 points1 point ago

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Cutewinfail?

[–]warpfield 0 points1 point ago

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There's just no way they could not do that

[–]honeybadgerduncare 0 points1 point ago

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rocky dennis never gets to have fun

[–]charlesp22 0 points1 point ago

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i was hoping i wasn't the only one that spotted him.

[–]lilmiscantberong 0 points1 point ago

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Forget it - I see the third guy now. Crap.

[–]gpgag 0 points1 point ago

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Or the best idea ever...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It took me 3 times to realize that the guy who flies up isn't the same one jumping.

[–]Somehow_Relevant 0 points1 point ago

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If at first you dont succeed, you fail.

[–]dudebro_fistbump 0 points1 point ago

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Go into the light.

[–]Co-finder 0 points1 point ago

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What you don't realize is that he is living his dream of being a moth

[–]darknite24 0 points1 point ago

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Yes yes, Captain Hindsight where are you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKkB9_sIMs

[–]LiteralZero 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what you mean, this looks EXACTLY like the best idea.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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whats up with that fat kids face?

[–]hagcel 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like it could be a scene from Big Lebowski 3...

[–]phukka 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I'd say that is the BEST idea.

Quite the best idea, really.

[–]Mortegro545 0 points1 point ago

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I keep watching it thinking he's gonna reach out and stop himself from slamming into that light.. and each time he just keeps letting it happen!

[–]waffen337 0 points1 point ago

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photoshoped

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[–]Huxtabub 1 point2 points ago

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different kidnap victim.

[–]Huxtabub 0 points1 point ago

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What's that kid doin sleepin on an air mattress with two old dudes in the first place?...daaamn!!!

[–]mr_stephen 0 points1 point ago

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Parent of the year!

[–]Am3n 0 points1 point ago

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You could say it wasn't the brightest idea......

[–]pixartist 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of my sister jumped up when watching a football (soccer) game, smashed a light bulb, got shocked and died...

[–]mediapl0y 0 points1 point ago

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Nor the brightest.

[–]beansmcgavin 0 points1 point ago*

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does anyone else really wanna see the actually video for this?? EDIT: HERE WE GO 3,2,1 launch

[–]lasvegasnv11 -5 points-4 points ago

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Its fake. He jumped on the bed facedown but went up in the air faceup. Looked cool but not real

[–]tatonnement 5 points6 points ago

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You're looking at it wrong. 3 people are on that mattress

[–]lasvegasnv11 2 points3 points ago

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wow I must be blind. (i do wear glasses lol) good point it is 3 people