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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Hasn't worked the previous 20 times this has been posted, but judging by your username, you already knew that.

[–]bigfatmamallama -2 points-1 points ago

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Interesting.. Do go on.

[–]meta_numbers 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, but when I went through, it teleported me into a dark smelly cave.

[–]tim7967 2 points3 points ago

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Me too. I think this model was defective or something.

[–]dried_up_waterparks 2 points3 points ago

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[–]daonepole 4 points5 points ago

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repost

[–]famousninja 2 points3 points ago

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It's kinda strange seeing someone repost something I reposted.

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[–]famousninja 0 points1 point ago

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I like drunken bets. Inform me of the results.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - See I'm over here now.

And now I'm back over here, only slightly lower.

[–]daychilde 1 point2 points ago

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And soon, you'll appear below me and slightly to the right, if it works.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 1 point2 points ago

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Did it work?

[–]daychilde 1 point2 points ago

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I believe it did. :)

[–]Mutiny32 1 point2 points ago

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It did once...I think...but I was drunk.

[–]geneyus 1 point2 points ago

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This only works if you are an engineer class

[–]Zetax 1 point2 points ago

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[–]OriginalKaveman 0 points1 point ago

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i can't member what movie that's from but its the funniest thing i ever seen

[–]Zetax 0 points1 point ago

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It's from Hot Rod, one of my favorite movies

[–]OriginalKaveman 0 points1 point ago

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YES!!! thank you i've been scratching my head trying to figure it out this whole time. Fucking funny ass movie.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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To activate it you must use a will ability

[–]hrvoje 0 points1 point ago

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Sure it works, you fall in and wake up in a hospital.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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telefragged?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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heh, reminds me of the louis episode the other day

[–]mrgames2 0 points1 point ago

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Corbin Dallas!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It teleported me to some hobo's house.

[–]Gapmeister 0 points1 point ago

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Of course it didn't work; you have to hit yourself repeatedly on the head with it. If you do it correctly, you should end up in the morgue.

[–]OriginalKaveman 0 points1 point ago

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works for me

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

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  • walk to teleport
  • take out flip phone
  • flip open
  • look around
  • say "beam me up scotty"
  • profit

[–]OMallyRed 0 points1 point ago

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It worked for me once. I was drunk and babbling, trying to find the password. I must have found it because before I knew it, I was in the back of a squad car.

[–]platipress 0 points1 point ago

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I always try, but a carnivorous flower comes out and kills me.

[–]rachelbythebay 0 points1 point ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teleport_Communications_Group

Only if you believe the ones in Mountain View which say "Google" will somehow let you search the web (or give away your tasty, tasty demographic data...)

[–]tokeyoh 0 points1 point ago

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its a fucking waypoint bro, learn how to use it properly

[–]SuperNiceHat 0 points1 point ago

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My brothers use to tell me the TMNT lived down there. I was let down...

[–]Iammadnotstupid 0 points1 point ago

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Not really, but I heard that you have to find the other portals to activate them.